90DF Live Chat 2: This Thread is Only 60% Good

[Frozendiva]

Covid is rearing its ugly head. Julia, Brandon's mom is being very nice and helpful.

[Pepper Mostly]

Papa Brandon is half in the wrapper already.

[Frozendiva]

1 minute ago, tvrox said:

Cute dog!! Welcome to the chat. Hope you get your shot sooner!

In the same boat.

[LennieBriscoe]

2 minutes ago, kacesq said:

Go to the effing courthouse if it’s open. God, people.

That was my method! Lasted two days short of 41 years! 

[sainte-chapelle]

No snark on CZ if that is all you can afford...my friend has one and loves it. Fiancée said “ if you want a big diamond I can’t...either a small one or CZ” she chose CZ and tells everyone 😂  they have been married 15 years ...I say good for them. Lying about it and pretending to be a big man is bullshit

[Hotel Snarker]

I feel like this is all a manipulative ploy to get what the family wants and NOT what Julia wants.

[tvrox]

33 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

And don’t forget the red pants, Zied.

From Target of all places! 

And don't give the saleswoman shit about the dressing room being closed. Wear a mask! 

[Frozendiva]

Yara doesn't want a big wedding. Jovi, you are being selfish and all about you.

[kacesq]

This mature guy is the father of your kid, Yara. Good choice.

is there a reason they went to Vegas for the doomed wedding?

[Gobi]

Las Vegas. No temptations for Jovi there.

[Doublemint]

Toothy McToothy is super excited to be in Vegas - think of all that booooooze!

[Angry Moldovan]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Papa Brandon is half in the wrapper already.

I almost fell off the bed laughing. We are all on fire snarking

[Auntie Anxiety]

Vegas! I was there in 2006 with my sons. I promised them when we’d go when they both could gamble. I was always a good influence on them. We had a good Christmas vacation.

[Pepper Mostly]

Jovi is so repulsive. 

Seriously, he brings his drinking buddies and a whole slew of his family and friends are coming?  Does he have no consideration? 

[Grifter Lives]

They showed a "Welcome to Downtown Las Vegas" sign.  I hope that's not where they're staying and going.

Also, how long did it take them to drive from LA that it's now night?

[Hotel Snarker]

Holy shit, did they fly into San Fran? Why did it take you ALL DAY to drive to Vegas?

[hisbunkie]

6 minutes ago, hula-la said:

Our province had a stimulus, based on income. I was lucky enough to have kept my job during the pandemic, so mine amounted to $84. I’m donating it to our food bank. 

You just made my day. What a lovely gesture.

[mmecorday]

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Toothy McToothy is super excited to be in Vegas - think of all that booooooze!

And if you're a high roller, isn't it free booze?

[kacesq]

I’ve never been to Vegas, that’s a nice suite.

[Armchair Critic]

3 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

To be clear, I utterly respect Harris' ability to climb a coconut palm. My concern is that its his only skill! 

I agree. These people never learn that you don't have a relationship/marriage with your vacation fling.

[hula-la]

1 minute ago, kacesq said:

This mature guy is the father of your kid, Yara. Good choice.

is there a reason they went to Vegas for the doomed wedding?

A different place to get drunk. 

[Angry Moldovan]

1 minute ago, Doublemint said:

Toothy McToothy is super excited to be in Vegas - think of all that booooooze!

So mach strippers, so mach alcohol 

[Coltee Gal]

Gah! All of these people are miserable as fuck. 

[TazDevil]

Just now, Hotel Snarker said:

Holy shit, did they fly into San Fran? Why did it take you ALL DAY to drive to Vegas?

They had to stop to see the Diner-saurs

[Gobi]

I hope that coronavirus didn't hamper Brandon's parents swinging.

[charmed1]

Yara was unimpressed by New Orleans, but is impressed by Las Vegas? Will Coltee and Debbie be making a special appearance?

[Ucross]

It took me two hours to plan my wedding. I called and reserved Shutters on the Beach in Santa Monica, they sent me a list of their vendors, and I was done by noon. Bought my gown at a Monique L'huillier sample sale and the veil at a store a block away. Why can't these morons figure it out?

[Angry Moldovan]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Jovi is so repulsive. 

Seriously, he brings his drinking buddies and a whole slew of his family and friends are coming?  Does he have no consideration? 

Maybe she could look up Coltee

[Auntie Anxiety]

Why do these idiots believe that people can change with the flip of a switch? 

[Hotel Snarker]

“Ready to go to the bar?” 

She’s literally pregnant, you asshole.

[Frozendiva]

Went to a conference in Vegas a few years ago. Stayed at the Palazzo. Nice place. 43rd floor. Fabulous views.

[For Cereals]

5 minutes ago, Armchair Critic said:

Time for my laundry when Brandon and co. come on screen.....

Our sushi food just got here...grubbin’

[Auntie Anxiety]

Novi isn’t listening because he’s dying for a cocktail.

[Pepper Mostly]

"So, you hate my friends then". All of the men this season are passive aggressive wankers. 

[hula-la]

1 minute ago, hisbunkie said:

You just made my day. What a lovely gesture.

Thank you. It was my mom’s idea. I originally want going to apply, but then she said to do it, then donate the money. My mom’s good people. I raised her right. 

[Armchair Critic]

Just now, charmed1 said:

Yara was unimpressed by New Orleans, but is impressed by Las Vegas? Will Coltee and Debbie be making a special appearance?

Don't jinx it, Coltee and Debbie would show up for the opening of an envelope. Once these people get a taste of TLC nobody wants to go back to a real job so take any opportunity to ride the gravy train.

[Grifter Lives]

1 minute ago, mmecorday said:

And if you're a high roller, isn't it free booze?

It's free as long as you're on the floor.  Jovi's found Heaven.  He could do the same in Biloxi.

I thought that the casinos closed down quickly when COVID hit.

[Doublemint]

1 minute ago, mmecorday said:

And if you're a high roller, isn't it free booze?

He's no high roller - high yes, roller, no..

[Frozendiva]

Jovi, one drink with your friends. That's it.

[Hotel Snarker]

Yara is right. This is like his birthday party. It’s all about him, him, him.

[LucyEth]

How many times does she have to explain things to this A hole.  

[kacesq]

Spoiler: Jovi won’t change.

[sainte-chapelle]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

"So, you hate my friends then". All of the men this season are passive aggressive wankers. 

Right? That one statement bothered me, that is not what she said and clearly stated her issues. Jovi is all about Jovi.

[Hotel Snarker]

2 minutes ago, Frozendiva said:

Went to a conference in Vegas a few years ago. Stayed at the Palazzo. Nice place. 43rd floor. Fabulous views.

I would love to stay at a Vegas hotel.

[Eldemarge]

I give this Yara/Jovi marriage 2 years TOPS.  Tops.  And that is just because there is a baby involved.

[Floatingbison]

5 minutes ago, Doublemint said:

Toothy McToothy is super excited to be in Vegas - think of all that booooooze!

and strippers.

and booze.

and hookers.

plus booze.

[kacesq]

Kody of Sister Wives is so unappealing I can’t believe he found four women to “marry.”

[Grifter Lives]

Yara has to get married because she's pregnant.  Not because the K-1 Visa is 90 days.  

[hisbunkie]

3 minutes ago, hula-la said:

minutes ago, kacesq said:

This mature guy is the father of your kid, Yara. Good choice.

is there a reason they went to Vegas for the doomed wedding?

Actually,her second pregnancy. 

[LennieBriscoe]

TPTB should pair Jovi with MAFS Virginia. Oy,  the bar bill!