90DF Live Chat 2: This Thread is Only 60% Good

[Eldemarge]

It's laughable that Aseulu thinks he deserves respect as Head of the Household and the Man in Charge when he does zero things that a provider and protector would do.  He wants to just be taken care of like a toddler and still be "in charge."  He's ridiculous.  He's not going to build a house!  He can barely ride a bike.

[Grifter Lives]

Here's Tiffany, commenting on the misogynistic culture of Samoa, when that's exactly her problem with Ronald, according to her.

[LEILANI2]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

Assholeu always looks like he needs toothpicks to keep his eyes open.

Kalani was giving him a pill, so probably keeps him sedated.

[Suzywriter]

Just now, Hotel Snarker said:

This is why you don’t get knocked up by a villager while on vacation.

Or if you do, stop blaming the villager for being a villager. 

[Pepper Mostly]

"The men hunt, and fish, and carry bags and mix mai tais at the hotel".

[TazDevil]

1 minute ago, Mr. Miner said:

Assholo speaking makes me want to punch everybody in the face! 👊🏻

Lots of punchable-ness happening tonight!

[Floatingbison]

2 minutes ago, Chloe Dog said:

That moron couldn't even find his way to the airport by himself.

The London Airport?

[Auntie Anxiety]

It’s so boring that I can’t even find anything to snark about! That’s a first for me.

[Frozendiva]

Kolini looks like she's wearing a similar jumpsuit to Angela.

[mmecorday]

Oh, Kolini. Don't take fashion advice from Angela!

[Straycat80]

Kolini is wearing a red jumpsuit like Angela’s! 

[Suzywriter]

Just now, Eldemarge said:

It's laughable that Aseulu thinks he deserves respect as Head of the Household and the Man in Charge when he does zero things that a provider and protector would do.  He wants to just be taken care of like a toddler and still be "in charge."  He's ridiculous.  He's not going to build a house!  He can barely ride a bike.

Sam-wa rules vs "I'm an American!" rules. 

[RichiesOlderBro]

Koloni looks good.  

[Doublemint]

Kalani has Grangie's red pant outfit on!   Such a fashion plate.

[Baltimore Betty]

If Kalani and Asuelo do not have a pot to piss in in the states how would they have any money in Samoa?

Listening to Asuelo talking about life in Samoa with the mens and the womens and how people spend their days, there is nothing for his children to do to advance themselves in life, that seems so narrow minded.

[Trackdawg]

5 minutes ago, magemaud said:

@Trackdawg, can I request an “In Memoriam” gif of 600 Pound Gina knocking over the sunglass display with her scooter? 

I don't recall that! Quit that show like 4 years ago...but shoot me the season and epi number and you got it!

I have also been planning to hold a FREE CUSTOM GIF contest, before I change my avatar.

First person to correctly ID my current avatar wins! ANYTHING you want, in a personalized Trackdawg GIF! (OK, maybe no nudes 😳 )

[Armchair Critic]

I think Tiffany meant Aseulu is sexist (not misogynistic like she said)

[Straycat80]

Just now, Straycat80 said:

Kolini is wearing a red jumpsuit like Angela’s! 

Did they have a sale somewhere? 

[Gobi]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

"The men hunt, and fish, and carry bags and mix mai tais at the hotel".

The men hunt the steaks and the women gather the French fries.

[Suzywriter]

Just now, Straycat80 said:

Kolini is wearing a red jumpsuit like Angela’s! 

What do you want to bet that 2 TLC producers did that intentionally, just to see the comparison.

[Auntie Anxiety]

1 minute ago, Hotel Snarker said:

This is why you don’t get knocked up by a villager village idiot while on vacation.

FTFY

[sainte-chapelle]

2 minutes ago, Grifter Lives said:

Here's Tiffany, commenting on the misogynistic culture of Samoa, when that's exactly her problem with Ronald, according to her.

I thought we were listening to social justice Tania for a second 

[Suzywriter]

1 minute ago, Straycat80 said:

Did they have a sale somewhere? 

Wish sent two by mistake.

 

[Bees52]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

It’s so boring that I can’t even find anything to snark about! That’s a first for me.

That may change! Tammy and Mama Asuelu are finally making an entrance!

[charmed1]

This looks like WWF backstage prep.

[Hotel Snarker]

I wanna know Kalani, Kolini, and their mom’s hair care routine.

[Grifter Lives]

1 minute ago, Doublemint said:

Kalani has Grangie's red pant outfit on!   Such a fashion plate.

Maybe that's why Angela had to switch to the pink jumpsuit, or that's why Angela left the episode.  Kolini and she rent the red one by the hour.

[Pepper Mostly]

Tammy's backstage punching a heavy bad in preparation. 

[Trackdawg]

4 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Assholeu always looks like he needs toothpicks to keep his eyes open.

 

2 minutes ago, LEILANI2 said:

Kalani was giving him a pill, so probably keeps him sedated.

[Baltimore Betty]

2 minutes ago, Doublemint said:

Kalani has Grangie's red pant outfit on!   Such a fashion plate.

Is anyone clever enough to do a side by side, who wore it better?

[RichiesOlderBro]

3 minutes ago, Eldemarge said:

It's laughable that Aseulu thinks he deserves respect as Head of the Household and the Man in Charge when he does zero things that a provider and protector would do.  He wants to just be taken care of like a toddler and still be "in charge."  He's ridiculous.  He's not going to build a house!  He can barely ride a bike.

Asuelo went from Samoan resort towel boy to tv star. And he’s only, what 25?

[Eldemarge]

1 minute ago, Hotel Snarker said:

I wanna know Kalani, Kolini, and their mom’s hair care routine.

Seriously!!  Can we get some actual useful information, TLC??

Edited August 23, 2021 by Eldemarge

[LucyEth]

Why does Tammy think it is okay to threaten random people she does not know, especially on this show.  She's a mental case.

[Straycat80]

Oh jeez, these two crazies. I would have loved to see Big Ang go after these two. Tammy and mother Asuelu should go back to Somoa and stay there if it’s so great. 

Edited August 23, 2021 by Straycat80

[TazDevil]

2 minutes ago, Suzywriter said:

What do you want to bet that 2 TLC producers did that intentionally, just to see the comparison.

We need side-by-side screenshots to see who wore it best

[Mr. Miner]

Mom and Tammy are hideous a little bit.

[TazDevil]

1 minute ago, Baltimore Betty said:

Is anyone clever enough to do a side by side, who wore it better?

Jinx!!  LOL!!

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Hotel Snarker said:

I wanna know Kalani, Kolini, and their mom’s hair care routine.

They do have fabulous hair. 

[Suzywriter]

1 minute ago, Trackdawg said:

 

Thyroid Eye Disease? 

 

[charmed1]

Just now, Baltimore Betty said:

Is anyone clever enough to do a side by side, who wore it better?

Aww man. This would’ve been perfect for the late Joan Rivers’ “Bitch Stole My Look” segment.

[Trackdawg]

6 minutes ago, Mindthinkr said:

I’m going to have to catch up tomorrow. 😕

I look forward to reading your posts and hope the fools give you lots of material to write about. Be well 😊

[Doublemint]

I can use some toothpicks to keep my eyes open - Still almost l/2 hr to gooooooooooo.

[Floatingbison]

Asusalo hasn't been stressed since the time coconut crabs stole his flip flops.

[Baltimore Betty]

1 minute ago, RichiesOlderBro said:

Asuelo went from Samoan resort towel boy to tv star. And he’s only, what 25?

I wonder how their life would have been if they hadn't been on this show, they really have no marketable skills to earn a living with, seriously, what would they have done?

[Suzywriter]

6 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

"The men hunt, and fish, and carry bags and mix mai tais at the hotel".

Don't forget climb. Asuelo climbed trees to pick coconuts, didn't he? 

[Armchair Critic]

4 minutes ago, Trackdawg said:

First person to correctly ID my current avatar wins!

Shabu from Just My Luck

[Trackdawg]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

They do have fabulous hair. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

They do have fabulous hair. 

My dermatologist told me to start taking Biotin for my thinning hair. I’m on day three, so no results yet, if ever.

[sainte-chapelle]

2 minutes ago, Suzywriter said:

Thyroid Eye Disease? 

 

His eye opposite…I am going to hell

[Trackdawg]

1 minute ago, Doublemint said:

I can use some toothpicks to keep my eyes open - Still almost l/2 hr to gooooooooooo.