90DF Live Chat 2: This Thread is Only 60% Good

[Auntie Anxiety]

Sorry to any rodent lovers out there, but I do not consider rodents to be pets. Because they make my skin crawl.

[Hotel Snarker]

Is that a pet rat? Good. I would rather talk to my pet rat than talk to Mike.

[goofygirl]

Lort.  Grangie is just a total dingleberry!

Mike & Nutalie can't get a normal pet, like a CAT or a DOG or a HEDGEHOG...  Nutalie wants a RAT!

I honestly didn't hear Trish call Nutalie a hooker.  Seriously.

Edited June 21, 2021 by goofygirl

[charmed1]

Gah!!! Who the fuck invited Templeton and why is he on my television? He should be getting drunk and fat at a Sequim carnival with Trish! 

[Angry Moldovan]

Brick is looking more like a creeper in a rape van in every new episode

[Doublemint]

I hate these two - looking forward to seeing the back of them.

[Bees52]

Natalie would want to save a rat.

Why does that remind me of the song, "Ben" and the movie "Willard?"

Edited June 21, 2021 by Bees52
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[TazDevil]

Jesus Christ!!!  Will SOMEONE please just ASK Trish if she called Nutalie a hooker, please??  This storyline is ridiculous.

[greekmom]

2 minutes ago, sainte-chapelle said:

Oh I saw this….

part of the sneak peak

yeah you didn't miss much so far.

Missed last call at the LCBO?

[sainte-chapelle]

I had a giant Greek salad for dinner…but I also had French fries for lunch and a small bag of cheesies. Oh well.

[Hotel Snarker]

Ugh, Mike has such a smug look on his face all the time. He’s the worst. I don’t think Natalie was in the wrong about this. His mother was horrible to her.

[OoogleEyes]

Natalie is not using that 110 IQ to her advantage 

Edited June 21, 2021 by OoogleEyes

[greekmom]

10 to 1 they are saving 'HOOKERGATE'  for the tell all.

[Hotel Snarker]

Mike is so unwilling to ever listen or to understand anything she says but then demands she explain herself when it affects mommy. Fuck off.

[Auntie Anxiety]

If Trish had really called Nuttie a hooker, surely we would have heard that or seen that. They were miked up (heh) for goodness sake!

[Grifter Lives]

Mullet and Natalie's mother should fight it out on the tell-all.  

Mike's yelling about earning respect, but he expects Natalie to respect his mother, because she's his mother.

[sainte-chapelle]

1 minute ago, greekmom said:

yeah you didn't miss much so far.

Missed last call at the LCBO?

Hubby and I enjoyed the balcony a little too much last night….a few bottles of wine later I don’t feel so great today. I guess I stepped over my morals

Edited June 21, 2021 by sainte-chapelle

[Armchair Critic]

1 minute ago, charmed1 said:

Gah!!! Who the fuck invited Templeton and why is he on my television? He should be getting drunk and fat at a Sequim carnival with Trish! 

Natalie reminds me of the guy on Shawshank Redemption who had a pet mouse

"Whatever Natalie" 🙄

[Doublemint]

2 minutes ago, Hotel Snarker said:

Alright, my upstairs TV is working again, so I'm back in the spot where I usually snark with you guys!

We all have our routines and hate crazy changes. 

[mmecorday]

UGH! Why can't the producers come up with something for these people to do instead of rehash the same conversations over and over again? Maybe open a pizza and knish stand? Sell bacon, lettuce and potato sandwiches on a street corner?

[RichiesOlderBro]

2 minutes ago, sainte-chapelle said:

I was born in the late 70 s and my mom’s doctor told her to have a stiff drink before bed to help her sleep 😂 

My great grand mother had a shot of whiskey every night before bed.  

[Hotel Snarker]

No matter if she called her a hooker or not, Trish was NOT nice to Natalie!

[Zombness]

I know that Natalie is childish and likes to argue, but Trish did a lot of things to make Natalie feel unwelcome.  What I hate is that Mike does not see this .......

[mmecorday]

If Natalie boils this rat, so help me ...

[Auntie Anxiety]

Mike is bad, but Nuttie is the kind of person who makes me crazy. 

[goofygirl]

2 minutes ago, sainte-chapelle said:

I had a giant Greek salad for dinner…but I also had French fries for lunch and a small bag of cheesies. Oh well.

You GO!!! Sounds fantastic!

[tvrox]

23 minutes ago, mmecorday said:

Hello! I keep looking for this forum in the comedy section because y'all so funny!

Right back at ya!

How's the new job? 

[Hotel Snarker]

And all you know how to do is berate and yell, Mike. God, I hate him.

[Pepper Mostly]

Mike actually literally hates her. 

[Armchair Critic]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

Mike is bad, but Nuttie is the kind of person who makes me crazy. 

There are no winners here, especially us having to watch their crap

[charmed1]

1 minute ago, mmecorday said:

UGH! Why can't the producers come up with something for these people to do instead of rehash the same conversations over and over again? Maybe open a pizza and knish stand? Sell bacon, lettuce and potato sandwiches on a street corner?

You have to say it fast, Rose. Baconlettucepotato.

[LEILANI2]

No one uses the term 'hooker' except in 80s cop shows. She would call her a whore or slut or escort. She's a borderline personality who just makes things up for a story line.

Edited June 21, 2021 by LEILANI2

[Grifter Lives]

Uncle Beau needs to come out of the barn and mediate for these two crazy kids, or at least negotiate the "Give her $5K & send her back to the Ukraine," offer.

[mmecorday]

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How's the new job? 

@tvrox, it doesn't start until July. Thanks for asking!

[Angry Moldovan]

4 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Mike is bad, but Nuttie is the kind of person who makes me crazy. 

She’s get crazier as the season goes on and on and on.

Edited June 21, 2021 by Angry Moldovan

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Hotel Snarker said:

And all you know how to do is berate and yell, Mike. God, I hate him.

I'm with you. What a terrible person he is. He just shuts down the instant Natalie opens her mouth, just denies, belittles, and yells. 

[Armchair Critic]

1 minute ago, LEILANI2 said:

No one uses the term 'hooker' except in 80s cop shows

I remember the Happy Hooker book and movie. By the time I saw them they were out dated but good for some cheap teen entertainment for me.

[TazDevil]

Just now, Grifter Lives said:

Uncle Beau needs to come out of the barn and mediate for these two crazy kids, or at least negotiate the "Give her $5K & send her back to the Ukraine," offer.

This storyline is really lacking Uncle Beau.  Throw him in the mix and I might be interested in their scenes.

[firefly]

14 minutes ago, CrazyInAlabama said:

Angela's grape jelly addition instead of grapes reminds me of something someone said to me years ago.   She said those healthy, lower calorie frozen dinners would taste a lot better if you added butter and salt, and she wasn't kidding either. 

I wonder if Mykull only has one knocked up lady friend by now?  Or several all incubating at once.  

You put about 3 or 4 of those low calorie frozen meals together and you’re all set.

[tvrox]

24 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Hooray! I went to a store the other day, unmasked. I felt so naughty.

June 30 is my last day. My replacement has been hired and she started last week, so I am handing everything over to her as fast as I possibly can. Woohoo!

Going anywhere without a mask still feels weird to me! 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

I'm with you. What a terrible person he is. He just shuts down the instant Natalie opens her mouth, just denies, belittles, and yells. 

But there’s no arguing with her. She has high morals.

[Angry Moldovan]

2 minutes ago, LEILANI2 said:

No one uses the term 'hooker' except in 80s cop shows. She would call her a whore or slut or escort. She's a borderline personality who just makes things up for a story line.

My bet is whore, just a guess

[greekmom]

Speaking of hookers, I wonder if Natalie will ever go on OF.

 

[charmed1]

2 minutes ago, LEILANI2 said:

No one uses the term 'hooker' except in 80s cop shows. She would call her a whore or slut or escort. She's a borderline personality who just makes things up for a story line.

Trish kinda does look like she stepped straight out of Cagney & Lacey central casting though.

[tvrox]

25 minutes ago, LEILANI2 said:

Drink every time you want to slap her for saying- Adrrrrrrrrrrrreeee.

Or want to slap him. But then I'd be really drunk. 

[CrazyInAlabama]

I still wear a mask to stores.    It cuts down on the stench from the fish counter, and from customers who use a ton of cologne.      And people don't bother you too much when you wear a mask. 

So Tiffany, Queen of the Cold Shoulders, is going to S.A., along with enough luggage to keep the plane on the ground?    Why do I guess that she has to pay extra charges for her luggage? 

Edited June 21, 2021 by CrazyInAlabama

[kacesq]

Not in the mood to watch cheap people.

oh wow Tiffany’s shoulders are almost covered.

[Doublemint]

Absolutely no interest in the Freakin Cheap show.   Just no.

[kacesq]

Luggages....

[Auntie Anxiety]

1 minute ago, Angry Moldovan said:

My bet is whore, just a guess

I can’t imagine any conversation in which Trash would have called a hooker. Especially when there are a ton of other adjectives that are much more fitting.