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[tvrox]

31 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

I hope Betty had a happy Mother’s Day.

She did! There was no wedding that week! 

[kacesq]

Those boys both have Asuelo’s head shape. Poor kids,

[mmecorday]

They have a big can of Lysol in the middle of the kitchen table. What kind of tablescape is that mess?

Edited May 10, 2021 by mmecorday

[CrazyInAlabama]

15 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

My son's a chef so of course he was working today. As he has for the last 7 years or so. My husband saunters in to my sitting room this morning and says "So, do you want to go to Allie's (where son works) for brunch?".  Me: "NO! For one thing, we wouldn't get near the place without a reservation. For another, Miles will be super busy and won't be able to come out and talk to us. Three, why would I want to go and make more work for him?" Husband saw reason and went out Ubering today. I got the house to myself and it was just delightful. I don't really do Mother's Day. 

That's so considerate, and sensible.

Kalani, Asuelu, and Kolini seem OK so far.  So Oliver grabs people with the bacon tongs, and then uses it on the food?    Icky.     

How can these fools even consider buying a house, and Kolini seems like the sensible one.    Bet Mama A. will want to drop in for a few months if they buy a house, and Asuelu will throw "Kolini stayed with us, so my mother can too".  

I bet the Lysol is to cover the stinky diapers, and Asuelu's farts. 

Edited May 10, 2021 by CrazyInAlabama

[Gobi]

What wine goes best with pancakes? Asking for a friend.

[sainte-chapelle]

Overalls....is it the early 80s?

[Armchair Critic]

Kalani's sister is a beyotch but she is not wrong about Asuelu. 

[kacesq]

Um..why is this a discussions? Maybe young families buy houses. Many single people do it too....

[Hotel Snarker]

"This breakfast is the best of the best."

[Angry Moldovan]

3 minutes ago, Armchair Critic said:

I picture him throwing them over her shoulders

Do your boobs hang low, can you toss them to and through. Can you tie them in a knot, can you tie them in a bow

[Mrs. Hanson]

Just now, Coltee Gal said:

Oh for fucking fucks sake Grangela  - Micheal is not, I repeat NOT jealous of your fictious flirtation harassment of the boob doc. 

No one cares about your gigantic books, Michael didn't  marry you for your boobs.  He married you for the green card, dummy.

[kacesq]

Just now, sainte-chapelle said:

Overalls....is it the early 80s?

Goes with the prom theme.

[mamadrama]

5 minutes ago, Frozendiva said:

No red flags for you and your husband. These folks??????????

That's what I'm saying. Once I heard about Brandon's family and her living situation I'd have no doubts. A fake one wouldn't go through all that trouble- especially one with Julia's buns of steel. 

[tvrox]

31 minutes ago, Hotel Snarker said:

I love me some 80s music!

80s music is the best. I can't wait until I can go back to 80s music dance parties. 

[For Cereals]

1 minute ago, Gobi said:

What wine goes best with pancakes? Asking for a friend.

Definitely not cooking wine in the OJ

[Hotel Snarker]

Just rent an apartment or a house, idiots. What is the obsession with buying?

[magemaud]

I’m going to miss the TJ Maxx/Marshall’s Mother’s Day commercials 

[Frozendiva]

1 minute ago, Gobi said:

What wine goes best with pancakes? Asking for a friend.

Champagne! Add some OJ to make a mimosa.

[Auntie Anxiety]

So suddenly Asuelu has knowledge of the financial and housing market? 

[tvrox]

32 minutes ago, Floatingbison said:

Jovi makes good money.  That's definitely weird that he still eats ramen.  

I like fancy restaurant ramen. He's eating grocery store ramen? That's just weird. 

[Hotel Snarker]

Kolini doesn't want Asuelu and Kalani's relationship to improve, which is why she is trying to get them off from buying a house.

[kacesq]

I can’t with Kalani. Always bitching to her sister and then letting her sister tell Aseulo what’s going on. Super mature approach to marriage, Kalani.

[LEILANI2]

Why did Asuelo and Kalani agree to give Kolini screen time to make them look bad, they're perfectly capable of doing it on their own.

Edited May 10, 2021 by LEILANI2

[Mr. Miner]

Buy a house, have another kid. These two kids are so in love. 

[For Cereals]

2 minutes ago, sainte-chapelle said:

Overalls....is it the early 80s?

*ducks* I love them!

[Auntie Anxiety]

Isn’t it nice to have Kolini come to stir shit? 

[Hotel Snarker]

Stay. Out. Of. Your. Sister's. Marriage.

[Angry Moldovan]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

So suddenly Asuelu has knowledge of the financial and housing market? 

He’s been gabbing with his best mate Andrayyyyyyy 

[Frozendiva]

Renting a house is fine. You can see what having a house is like and no real commitment and no huge costs to sell the place.

[mamadrama]

Angela's a sexual harassment charge waiting to happen. 

[kacesq]

I’m looking at Kolini’s outfit...she knew she was being filmed right?

[Straycat80]

So they brought Kolini on here to shit stir. Where is Dad Kalani? 

[Armchair Critic]

Just now, For Cereals said:

*ducks* I love them!

To be truly 80's you need to leave one strap down. 😂 I miss shopping at Merry-Go-Round.

[sainte-chapelle]

1 minute ago, kacesq said:

I can’t with Kalani. Always bitching to her sister and then letting her sister tell Aseulo what’s going on. Super mature approach to marriage, Kalani.

Reminds me of Libby

[mmecorday]

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Are the gay guys going to be on Pillow talk?

Kenny has already showed us he can snark with the best of them. Remember he wouldn't eat the candy being sold outdoors because he said it had "road dirt" on it.

[Grifter Lives]

3 minutes ago, mmecorday said:

They have a big can of Lisol in the middle of the kitchen table. What kind of tablescape is that mess?

Lysol, hand sanitizer and something that looks like suntan spray oil.  

So, they must be in the pandemic.  But, we can't tell anyone else's timeframe - except Non Jovi's, because of Myla Vox's age (1 month).

[Mrs. Hanson]

Shut up koloni or whoever you are. I know it it hard not  being number one in Sissy's life, but...

[Auntie Anxiety]

1 minute ago, kacesq said:

I can’t with Kalani. Always bitching to her sister and then letting her sister tell Aseulo what’s going on. Super mature approach to marriage, Kalani.

Textbook triangulation.

[OldButHappy]

9 minutes ago, Angry Moldovan said:

Good, I hope she ends up fatter than the penguin

Wish granted.

 

[Eldemarge]

Kolini is giving me tan farmer fantasy with the overalls and I'm into it.  

[Hotel Snarker]

“He thinks if we have our own space, we’ll get along better.”

Says every couple who lives with their in-laws? Kalani acts like Asuelu is taking crazy pills.

[Angry Moldovan]

1 minute ago, For Cereals said:

*ducks* I love them!

Remember the music video to Come on Eileen? They were everywhere 

[Doublemint]

Kolini ?  Is in their business and should keep her negative trap shut.  Asuelo is right about that.

[Gobi]

"Why are you looking for a house? Aren't you getting a divorce?"

Bitch, thine name is Kalini .

[Pepper Mostly]

4 minutes ago, Angry Moldovan said:

I think Grangie thought the doctor had the hots for her sand bags. After all he did massage them

Ahem. He "medically examined" them!

1 minute ago, Gobi said:

What wine goes best with pancakes? Asking for a friend.

If I was stuck in a house with the Kalani and Kolini I'd pour wine over my fucking pancakes. Those two are a codependent mess. Kalani won't say "boo" without her sister' approval. Kolini is a shit stirrer extraordinaire and she hates Asuelu and wants him gone. "We're going to keep watching him"? "I talk about divorce with him all the time"? That is not trying to make your marriage work, you repellent bint. I have no love for Asuelu but my god they never let up on him. 

[LEILANI2]

Oh Kolini, spend less time worrying about your sister's marriage and more time putting on a shirt under your freakin overalls.  Who the hell is paying to see her Only Fans in this farmer Kolini outfit.

Edited May 10, 2021 by LEILANI2

[mamadrama]

2 minutes ago, Hotel Snarker said:

Stay. Out. Of. Your. Sister's. Marriage.

She can't. It's like, her brand. 

[magemaud]

14 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

 

Michael pulls on Grangie’s breasts. My day is complete.

 

Is that like milking a cow? 

[For Cereals]

1 minute ago, Eldemarge said:

Kolini is giving me tan farmer fantasy with the overalls and I'm into it.  

Ok I’d wear a shirt with mine...I’m ready to go full on Dexys Midnight Runners

[Mrs. Hanson]

That is a healthy marriage:  Watch Him!  You are not here to help, bitch.