90DF Live Chat 2: This Thread is Only 60% Good

[mamadrama]

I'm obsessed with Kalani's breasts. Seriously, it's like gazing straight into the sun...

 

[Hotel Snarker]

Of course it's going to be awkward if they haven't talked in months and didn't end on good terms.

[magemaud]

I figured Auntie B stood for “bitch”

I think Asuelu has been replaced by a pod in the basement 

Edited May 10, 2021 by magemaud

[tvrox]

Did I just hear an 80% likelihood? Woot, more percentages! 

[Gobi]

1 minute ago, Angry Moldovan said:

Kalani legit needs a boob reduction.

You mean a divorce?

[sainte-chapelle]

Does Kolini not have an apartment or home of her own? She is just going to lounge around there indefinitely?

[kacesq]

Smothered is back. Joy. 

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Doublemint said:

Then she made a snarky comment about an "80's prom".  Not nice.

She is such a bitch. She's here to stir the shit, and for no other reason. Kalani, this is your goddamn husband. I wouldn't want to find him under my Christmas tree but you fucking chose him. Rushing up to sit with your sister, braid each other's hair and talk about what a horrible person your husband is is not good look. 

[Hotel Snarker]

It is so childish to go upstairs and talk shit about your husband to your sister after he tried to make an effort to welcome your sister and squash the beef. If he’s not being genuine in his efforts then it’ll be revealed soon enough, but being so pessimistic and suspicious about it and talking trash about him to someone who’s about to be living in the same household is weird.

Just now, kacesq said:

Smothered is back. Joy. 

I think I'm gonna watch Smothered this time.

[For Cereals]

1 minute ago, sainte-chapelle said:

Does Kolini not have an apartment or home of her own? She is just going to lounge around there indefinitely?

I’m sure she can make rent with her Only Fans.

[Grifter Lives]

Just now, kacesq said:

Smothered is back. Joy. 

In this forum, I have no shame in admitting that I will watch it.  I compensate by stating that I don't watch Extreme Sisters (or Breaking Amish).  I tried, but I can't and I won't.

[Angry Moldovan]

1 minute ago, kacesq said:

Smothered is back. Joy. 

TLC = Trashy losers Chanel 

[Frozendiva]

Kalani, no one forced you to marry Asueulu. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

I hope Betty had a happy Mother’s Day.

[tvrox]

22 minutes ago, Frozendiva said:

Yara must be healing quickly if she wants to take the baby out after 4 days.

Good for her, walking and getting outside is good for fending off postpartum depression. Maybe not Bourbon Street though... 

[mamadrama]

Just now, Doublemint said:

Then she made a snarky comment about an "80's prom".  Not nice.

I know, right? As if the comparison was a bad thing. The 80's were a decade of tasteful and elegant clothing and home decor, and a little went a long way...

(Seriously, I love me some 80s stuff. )

[For Cereals]

Just now, Grifter Lives said:

In this forum, I have no shame in admitting that I will watch it.  I compensate by stating that I don't watch Extreme Sisters (or Breaking Amish).  I tried, but I can't and I won't.

I’m watching it all!  Except for the shows with litters of children.

[Grifter Lives]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

I hope Betty had a happy Mother’s Day.

She didn't have to compete with any May 9th first wedding anniversaries, and the end of the world has yet to arrive.  No wonder she's a swinger!

[Hotel Snarker]

Just now, mamadrama said:

(Seriously, I love me some 80s stuff. )

I love me some 80s music!

[Floatingbison]

21 minutes ago, mmecorday said:

I cringed when Jovi was putting all those packs of ramen noodles into his shopping cart. Not only does he still drink like a college student, he eats like one too. Those things are sodium bombs.

Jovi makes good money.  That's definitely weird that he still eats ramen.  

[Angry Moldovan]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

I hope Betty had a happy Mother’s Day.

I aspire to be Betty!

[Gobi]

Brandon and Julia, back in the swing of things.

[Grifter Lives]

I'm seeing too much of Brandon's bird chest and sweat yet again.

[Straycat80]

Is Julia’s English getting worse? 

[Frozendiva]

Brandon, you can still check out apartments and condos you have no intention of ever renting.

[Angry Moldovan]

Just now, Hotel Snarker said:

I love me some 80s music!

80s films are my weakness

[Hotel Snarker]

No Brandon, she's not happy to be at the farm. She's been saying that since day one.

[mamadrama]

2 minutes ago, Angry Moldovan said:

TLC = Trashy losers Chanel 

Yeah, but we're the losers who keep this shit going.

I tried to stop but I'm too weak.

[Gobi]

Just now, Floatingbison said:

Jovi makes good money.  That's definitely weird that he still eats ramen.  

Never learned how, or just too lazy to cook for himself.

[Armchair Critic]

Just now, Straycat80 said:

Is Julia’s English getting worse? 

Maybe she watched Green Acres and Eva Gabor is her inspiration

[TazDevil]

1 minute ago, Floatingbison said:

Jovi makes good money.  That's definitely weird that he still eats ramen.  

I'm sure it's more because of laziness than lack of funds

[tvrox]

25 minutes ago, RichiesOlderBro said:

They should name their kids after the alcohol Jovi was drunk on when they were conceived.  

Or his favorite stripper? 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Brandon is morphing into his father right in front of our eyes. He needs to attend the Progressive seminar.

[sainte-chapelle]

4 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

She is such a bitch. She's here to stir the shit, and for no other reason. Kalani, this is your goddamn husband. I wouldn't want to find him under my Christmas tree but you fucking chose him. Rushing up to sit with your sister, braid each other's hair and talk about what a horrible person your husband is is not good look. 

Right? She chose to not use protection and got pregnant by a vacation fuck almost 8 years her Jr. who can’t even seem to understand the most basic of concepts...like staying home during a fucking pandemic. 

[Hotel Snarker]

So Brandon, what happened to all that money you saved up for the big wedding you didn’t have?

[Grifter Lives]

Just now, Hotel Snarker said:

No Brandon, she's not happy to be at the farm. She's been saying that since day one.

But, is she wearing a new t-shirt that says, "Life is Always Better in the Country"?  Maybe that's a wedding gift from the swingers.  

[Frozendiva]

Just now, Armchair Critic said:

Maybe she watched Green Acres and Eva Gabor is her inspiration

She would prefer Park Avenue.

[Floatingbison]

1 minute ago, Straycat80 said:

Is Julia’s English getting worse? 

She is slowly unlearning how to speak English.

[Pepper Mostly]

God he's at it already. "Oh honey. You don't even know what my favorite color is. How do expect to do well at the interview? You're so stupid and unprepared!"

[Gobi]

"What is your favorite color? What is the wind speed velocity of an unladen swallow?"

[Auntie Anxiety]

1 minute ago, Frozendiva said:

Brandon, you can still check out apartments and condos you have no intention of ever renting.

He needs to have a chat with Robert and Anny. Or Tiffany and Ronald, mah boy.

[Angry Moldovan]

True story. When I moved here in 98 I was so impressed with TLC and Bravo. We still only had 4 broadcast  stations in the homeland. Wow how times have changed

[Frozendiva]

I would have thought grey was his favourite color. He wears a lot of it.

[Floatingbison]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

God he's at it already. "Oh honey. You don't even know what my favorite color is. How do expect to do well at the interview? You're so stupid and unprepared!"

His undermining of her is disgusting.  I legit hate him.

[Grifter Lives]

1 minute ago, Floatingbison said:

She is slowly unlearning how to speak English.

She's confusing it with Goat and Swine, which is what she hears all day.

[Angry Moldovan]

2 minutes ago, mamadrama said:

Yeah, but we're the losers who keep this shit going.

I tried to stop but I'm too weak.

I’m here for it every week. Dodgy tummy and all

[Arynm]

How is Julia supposed to have bills in her name? She's not even allowed to have a job yet! That seems like a strange thing to ask for.

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Gobi said:

"What is your favorite color? What is the wind speed velocity of an unladen swallow?"

The African swallow or the European swallow?

[Frozendiva]

1 minute ago, Angry Moldovan said:

True story. When I moved here in 98 I was so impressed with TLC and Bravo. We still only had 4 broadcast  stations in the homeland. Wow how times have changed

I miss What not to Wear.

[Gobi]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

The African swallow or the European swallow?

 I don't know that!