90DF Live Chat 2: This Thread is Only 60% Good

[Hotel Snarker]

This wedding dress lady is wonderful.

[Leilani]

Remember when we first saw Natalie she looked like a Bottecheli painting, now she looks like Glenn Close with a hinged jaw.

[Gobi]

1 minute ago, Leilani said:

I liked her more today after finding out she's marrying a teacher, versus Bezos and his mid life crisis and ugly jackets.

Larissa?

[Angry Moldovan]

3 minutes ago, DragonFlyzz said:

Now look what you’ve gone and done.  Putting that out in the universe is a bad, bad thing.

Never mess with 90 day ouiji board mah boy

[Baltimore Betty]

1 minute ago, tvrox said:

Mystic is nice! Visit the harbor area. The restaurant is not Mystic pizza, is it? 

Nope.  

[hula-la]

Just now, Gobi said:

Larissa?

Dead! 

[Frozendiva]

The bridal lady is helpful and helping her find the right dress for her.

[Floatingbison]

2 minutes ago, Leilani said:

I liked her more today after finding out she's marrying a teacher, versus Bezos and his mid life crisis and ugly jackets.

PRE NUP PRE NUP PRE NUP

[Hotel Snarker]

I love that she’s wedding dress shopping when there isn’t gonna be a wedding. Sometimes I do things that waste time too.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Would love to have Randy from SYTTD swoop in to help accessorize.

[Grifter Lives]

I liked the first dress better.

[tvrox]

16 minutes ago, Armchair Critic said:

Is Mystic Pizza a real place? I liked that movie

Yup! 

[Angry Moldovan]

4 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Right? Does she have any idea how many nice American ladies are GASPING for Zied? 

Australian ones too I hear

[Baltimore Betty]

The store has really pretty dresses. Will Natalie be able to get in a two weeks time?

[renatae]

10 minutes ago, Eldemarge said:

Poor Harris.  Calls Stephanie every day to call her "baby" and ask her about her day and his WIFE isn't into it and sometimes leaves??  Unfathomable.  POOR INNOCENT HARRIS.

A wife. And 3 kids. Stephanie doesn't have a modicum of decency or self -respect. They are both horn dogs.

[Grifter Lives]

Just now, Grifter Lives said:

I liked the first dress better.

Maybe 3rd dress for 3rd wedding

[CrazyInAlabama]

5 minutes ago, Armchair Critic said:

And I read he wants to give a lot of her money away. I will say the ex wife seems like a better person than Bezos.

The ex wife has already donated millions, and she seems like someone who will keep donating to help others.  

[Frozendiva]

Just now, Hotel Snarker said:

I love that she’s wedding dress shopping when there isn’t gonna be a wedding. Sometimes I do things that waste time too.

The sales lady is hoping for an order for her commission.

[Pepper Mostly]

2 minutes ago, Leilani said:

I liked her more today after finding out she's marrying a teacher, versus Bezos and his mid life crisis and ugly jackets.

MY EYES! 

I remember Bezos' current squeeze was the first host of "So You Think You Can Dance". She was absolutely devoid of personality and her hosting skills made Shawn Robinson look like Oprah. My son and I called her "Plastic McFakeboobs". 

[Hotel Snarker]

Natalie actually looks stunning in every dress!

[Angry Moldovan]

Just now, Baltimore Betty said:

The store has really pretty dresses. Will Natalie be able to get in a two weeks time?

Betty, the suspense is killing me

[Mindthinkr]

I’m trying to say hi, but you fellow posters slay me with your comments. I’m laughing so hard I can’t type a word in. 
Stephanie just makes me sad. How badly does she need to be wanted to go through all this effort? Her Cupid’s arrow has been shot and now it might not hit the red bullseye, but the point may hit the yellow circle. That’s still worth points. What you’re playing for is a different story. Ryan or Harris. 
 

[Grifter Lives]

Pole-Dancing, but no Jovi-Julia crossover.  TLC missed its chance.

[sainte-chapelle]

3 minutes ago, Leilani said:

I liked her more today after finding out she's marrying a teacher, versus Bezos and his mid life crisis and ugly jackets.

Holy shit you guys. I know a girl who married a very old rich restaurant owner...rhymes with Pow. Her online bio is hilarious as it is mostly untrue. She did a lot of drugs and did a lot of bad shit and now gets to marry a billionaire....makes me salty.

[Angry Moldovan]

Just now, Hotel Snarker said:

Natalie actually looks stunning in every dress!

Have you seen her photoshop attempts? Bloody scary

[Gobi]

Jovi supports single moms. One dollar at a time.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Unexpected is returning. Music to my ears.🎶🎶🎶🎶

[Armchair Critic]

Just now, Mindthinkr said:

Her Cupid’s arrow has been shot and now it might not hit the red bullseye, but the point may hit the yellow circle.

That reminds me of that great song from the 80's. Lisa VanderPump in her younger years is in it.

 

[Angry Moldovan]

1 minute ago, Mindthinkr said:

I’m trying to say hi, but you fellow posters slay me with your comments. I’m laughing so hard I can’t type a word in. 
Stephanie just makes me sad. How badly does she need to be wanted to go through all this effort? Her Cupid’s arrow has been shot and now it might not hit the red bullseye, but the point may hit the yellow circle. That’s still worth points. What you’re playing for is a different story. Ryan or Harris. 
 

Wade on in, the snark is hot

[Hotel Snarker]

Fuck Jovi. God, I would fight him so quick.

[Baltimore Betty]

My husband is away on business, I was so excited that he decided to leave today I did a little jig when he left because I knew I would be able to post without him complaining about how horrible the show is and how can I watch it?  I am in heaven!

[Angry Moldovan]

Just now, Armchair Critic said:

That reminds me of that great song from the 80's. Lisa VanderPump in her younger years is in it.

 

Yes yes yes! I bet @Frozendiva loves this one

[tvrox]

17 minutes ago, Baltimore Betty said:

Why is a broke guy such a turn on for Stephanie?

She had timed her pills kicking in just in time for dinner.

 

Because no one else is desperate enough to put up with her. 

He admitted straight up it was all about the money!! 

[Twopper]

Looks like Brandon is being more of a jerk to Julia.

Jovi is having a stag party at the strip club.

Natalie is continuing to talk with clenched teeth.

Why am I not surprised?

I did like the first and third dress than Natalie had on.  I was wondering how she would pay for it, but she didn't get it.    I wonder who paid for Julia's dress.  They aren't cheap if you get them at the bridal store.

[Hotel Snarker]

1 minute ago, Armchair Critic said:

That reminds me of that great song from the 80's. Lisa VanderPump in her younger years is in it.

 

Shoot that poison arrow through my heaaart!

[Angry Moldovan]

FYI. It’s been quite a shite week for some of us. The lovely and witty @mamadramasuffered extensive flooding in Eastern Ky ☹️

2 minutes ago, Hotel Snarker said:

Fuck Jovi. God, I would fight him so quick.

Go for the teeth

[Frozendiva]

1 minute ago, Angry Moldovan said:

Yes yes yes! I bet @Frozendiva loves this one

Yes I do!

[Auntie Anxiety]

Nothing says love like having to browbeat your Fiancé into marrying you. Right, Becks?

[Grifter Lives]

1 minute ago, tvrox said:

Because no one else is desperate enough to put up with her. 

He admitted straight up it was all about the money!! 

Financial ownership of her man is her power play and insurance that they won't leave her.

[Mr. Miner]

It’s not good when dad bear is carrying a newspaper to the bathroom.😷

[OoogleEyes]

2 minutes ago, Baltimore Betty said:

My husband is away on business, I was so excited that he decided to leave today I did a little jig when he left because I knew I would be able to post without him complaining about how horrible the show is and how can I watch it?  I am in heaven!

While the cat's away, the mice will slay!

[Doublemint]

1 minute ago, Baltimore Betty said:

My husband is away on business, I was so excited that he decided to leave today I did a little jig when he left because I knew I would be able to post without him complaining about how horrible the show is and how can I watch it?  I am in heaven!

It's a world of diminished prospects, for sure!   Glad you're in heaven.

[CrazyInAlabama]

I bet in return for allowing filming, that the stores probably donate the dress.    National publicity, and looking like your sales people are really helpful and nice, plus your dresses are lovely is worth a lot.    Also, with the short timeline, I'm guessing that the two brides were getting the sample dresses that they were trying on, instead of ordering one. 

So Amira wants to come to the U.S. because there are so many makeup stores?       If she doesn't follow the rules, then she should expect issues with the customs agents.      

"Philistines"   I had to look it up.   My spell check hates me right now. 

Edited March 8, 2021 by CrazyInAlabama

[For Cereals]

Ok, I could not listen to Amira 24-7...

[Auntie Anxiety]

Amira will rue the day when she leaves everything, even her car, for Andrew.

[Grifter Lives]

Amira is crying so hard - without any tears.

[Gobi]

"A Serbian Film". You don't want to know.

Edited March 8, 2021 by Gobi

[hula-la]

Maybe Amira will meet a nice, non idiot man in Serbia. 

[Angry Moldovan]

2 minutes ago, Baltimore Betty said:

My husband is away on business, I was so excited that he decided to leave today I did a little jig when he left because I knew I would be able to post without him complaining about how horrible the show is and how can I watch it?  I am in heaven!

I know right, the amount of eye rolling in my house is damn right offensive on a Sunday night. I live with cultural  philostiens ( is that how you spell it?)

 

[Baltimore Betty]

Amira is dead to me now, she is going to Serbia.