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[mmecorday]

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The bride doesn’t want a bridal dress.  They are going to Vegas. She wants sexy, escort dress.

Well, they say you should dress for the job your want, so ...

[Suzywriter]

Hey, Folks! Doing homework, getting prepped to start job tomorrow, frying a week's worth of bacon because Keto,  and trying to keep my finger on the pulse of the snark, with 90DF playing in the background. 

I'm here in spirit, anyway. Snark on!

[Frozendiva]

Just now, Gobi said:

Do they make maternity wedding gowns?

Empire waist?

[Auntie Anxiety]

Novi’s Mother is another one who needs to STFU. Your son and his fiancé are adults and can decide who they want at their wedding. Maybe I’m just lazy, but I would be glad that I didn’t have to do anything.

[Suzywriter]

6 minutes ago, Hotel Snarker said:

I'd love to see Mardi Gras just once.

That brass band music was kickin'!

[LennieBriscoe]

Seems like an inadequate  store for Yara's dress. 

[Angry Moldovan]

True Story. My MIL wore a white dress with a black bra ala Grangella on my wedding day 😖

[tvrox]

18 minutes ago, LennieBriscoe said:

Mes amis!

Uncle Beau is the Big 5-0! Mike and Natalie laughed together! Fishing together! Ah, love!

The outdoors stuff is the one thing they had in common. 

[Suzywriter]

6 minutes ago, mmecorday said:

Well, they say you should dress for the job your want, so ...

Dead.

[Hotel Snarker]

Momma Gwen is going to make sure she gets to that wedding.

[Baltimore Betty]

3 minutes ago, hisbunkie said:

The bride doesn’t want a bridal dress.  They are going to Vegas. She wants sexy, escort dress.

She would lose her mind at Kleinfelds with the stripper fairy dresses Pnina makes for them!

[Frozendiva]

Mom is manipulating for an invitation.

[Angry Moldovan]

3 minutes ago, Hotel Snarker said:

I'd love to see Mardi Gras just once.

I think Snarkfest 2022 should be in Nawlins

[sainte-chapelle]

Just now, LennieBriscoe said:

Seems like an inadequate  store for Yara's dress. 

I think this is all for the show and she won’t wear any of these

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

Novi’s Mother is another one who needs to STFU. Your son and his fiancé are adults and can decide who they want at their wedding. Maybe I’m just lazy, but I would be glad that I didn’t have to do anything.

Same! Jeez, you'd think she'd be relieved not to have to traipse off to Vegas. 

[Hotel Snarker]

Yara looks stunning.

[Twopper]

1 minute ago, renatae said:

Any church I've been to, basically they will take a minute or two to mention mothers, and some give little flowers. How long could that take to prepare?

I have been to a few where there is a special program between Masses where the children gather and do a short program to honor the mothers in the parish.  There is also a prayer for women who have lost children or had fertility issues.  And remarks about women without children who are involved with them in various ways like teachers or aunts.  Then they offer flowers to all the women.  It is a lot nicer than I described it.

[TazDevil]

Geez, Novi Mom, way to wrangle that invitation out of Yara!

and now she feels "special" even though she totally manipulated Yara into that invitation.

[Suzywriter]

Gwen guilted her way in. 

[Hotel Snarker]

Yara fucking savage with the wedding not about Gwen.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Just now, Hotel Snarker said:

Yara looks stunning.

It’s a first on this show.

[Doublemint]

Just now, Baltimore Betty said:

She would lose her mind at Kleinfelds with the stripper fairy dresses Pnina makes for them!

No Kleinfeld's in New Orleans. - Nice of Yara to invite Gwen to the wedding.  

[Zombness]

What a difference between Betty and Gwen....

[Grifter Lives]

1 minute ago, sainte-chapelle said:

I think this is all for the show and she won’t wear any of these

There is a spoiler online.  They were spotted in Vegas.

[sainte-chapelle]

Mom guilted Yara into it 

[Twopper]

Please someone tell me to stop eating so many oreos.  Thank you in advance.

[CrazyInAlabama]

7 minutes ago, Gobi said:

Do they make maternity wedding gowns?

Yes they do.    Say Yes to the Dress has some at Kleinfeld's. 

I'm wondering if the boutique agreed to the filming, and giving Yara the dress, and the wedding and formal wear places didn't want to?    I was happy when Yara invited Jovi's mother to the Vegas wedding, and to go dress shopping.    I know that was probably for the story, but it was a good start to Jovi and Yara's life together. 

I'm so sick of Hazel and Tarik, and their pathetic storyline.    

Edited March 8, 2021 by CrazyInAlabama

[Hotel Snarker]

So we just manipulate wedding invitations now? Cool, cool, cool.

[TazDevil]

And then Mom Novi is going to invite 50 of her closest friends to come with her to Vegas!  And they'll all just happen to be where the wedding is.

[Eldemarge]

Oh, it's Tarzel.  MUTE time!   (Who came up with "MC Bald Spot" last week?  Hilarious.)

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Baltimore Betty said:

She would lose her mind at Kleinfelds with the stripper fairy dresses Pnina makes for them!

Yara seems to have simpler taste--clean, classic lines. She likes a body conscious look, for sure, but I think Pnina's frou-frou stuff would drive her nuts. The dress she picked is sexy, for sure, but not really fussy. 

[magemaud]

Yara’s slit is showing 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Hefty Hefty Hefty Minty Minty Minty Hefty Minty

[Zombness]

I am tired of Tarik's menage a trois.

[Baltimore Betty]

Just now, Doublemint said:

No Kleinfeld's in New Orleans. - Nice of Yara to invite Gwen to the wedding.  

Yes, I know Kleinfelds is in NYC...just saying if she went to NYC to look for her dress, Pnina would be where she would find the Vegas stripper look she wants.

[Grifter Lives]

Just now, Twopper said:

Please someone tell me to stop eating so many oreos.  Thank you in advance.

Yesterday was National Oreo Cookie Day.  

[Hotel Snarker]

Great, Tarzel, sigh.

[Suzywriter]

20 minutes ago, Baltimore Betty said:

Have we seen any of Brandon's friends?  Does he have any?

Why is a non religious holiday be a busy day for a church?

It's not Xmas or Easter, why is the Warden concerned?

A lot of churches have special Mother's Day services. 

[tvrox]

18 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Well, so far the church looks pretty, um, austere

Catholic right? 

[DragonFlyzz]

Just now, Twopper said:

Please someone tell me to stop eating so many oreos.  Thank you in advance.

Step away from the cookies.  This is your final warning.🤪

[Gobi]

Minty, Hazelnut, maybe the next girl will be called Almond Joy.

[tvrox]

Hazel has bought into the cold shoulder top trend!! 

[TazDevil]

1 minute ago, Twopper said:

Please someone tell me to stop eating so many oreos.  Thank you in advance.

STOP EATING OREOS OR DIS GONNA BE BAD SISHUASHUN!!!

[Hotel Snarker]

1 minute ago, Eldemarge said:

Oh, it's Tarzel.  MUTE time! 

Don't care about their story at all!

[Twopper]

5 minutes ago, Gobi said:

Do they make maternity wedding gowns?

yes, my cousin was 5 or 6 months preggers with TWINS when she got married.  She had a very, very lovely gown. 

[Baltimore Betty]

1 minute ago, Zombness said:

I am tired of Tarik's menage a trois.

Or lack there of.

[Armchair Critic]

"I'm mad" Hazel says with no emotion. This story line has got to go, Tarik is feeding her lines.

[Doublemint]

1 minute ago, Twopper said:

Please someone tell me to stop eating so many oreos.  Thank you in advance.

Just remember a minute on the lips, forever on the hips !

[Suzywriter]

Well, gee, Hazel, do you want Tarik to NOT be attracted to your third party? 

[Angry Moldovan]

Gawd, wake me up when Tarzel is over