S08.E07: Joyce's Story LIVE CHAT

[sagittarius sue]

1 minute ago, SunnyBeBe said:

So.....I guess surgery is out for tonight.

I'm soooo surprised!

[MrsRopersCaftan]

1 hour ago, Hana Chan said:

Shit, this woman is younger than me and looks twenty years older.

 

Is it wrong that I suddenly feel like a super spry 48 year old after finding out she’s younger than me???

 

Hey y’all! Tuning in suuuuuper late tonight because of work. My eating habit is pretty much whatever I can lay my hands on. Looks like I’m gonna need a lot of energy to catch up reading all the comments here!

[SunnyBeBe]

Once again, this is more of a mind problem than a weight issue.

[DropTheSoap]

Joyce is putting me to sleep.

[DEG9]

3 minutes ago, SunnyBeBe said:

So mom takes out anger against daughter by feeding her to death.

sounds like a plan.

[Carboncat]

13 minutes ago, Gbb said:

So over this bitch. I’ll now happily watch her fail. 
 

You can't fail if you never tried.  If not for the snark, this is just depressing.

[WonTon]

What a waste!

[Caoimhe]

2 minutes ago, SunnyBeBe said:

So.....I guess surgery is out for tonight.

Probably forever.  

[libgirl2]

I came in late.... what sores?

[sagittarius sue]

1 minute ago, MrsRopersCaftan said:

Is it wrong that I suddenly feel like a super spry 48 year old after finding out she’s younger than me???

 

Hey y’all! Tuning in suuuuuper late tonight because of work. My eating habit is pretty much whatever I can lay my hands on. Looks like I’m gonna need a lot of energy to catch up reading all the comments here!

Might I suggest lasagna or a large omelet.

[poeticlicensed]

1 minute ago, Concerned said:

I wonder about dermatologists. They stress through years of college and medical school, making sacrifices and earning top marks, and then spend their working life looking at people’s nasty sores.

A lot of women choose dermatology because its family friendly. No dermatology emergencies or on call duty. 

[SunnyBeBe]

Why do I need White Apple Vinegar gummies?

[Guest]

Just now, libgirl2 said:

I came in late.... what sores?

I love this thread!

[Chicklet]

Oh man I was moisturizing like I promised my dermatologist and got it in my eye, call me a medical transport! Stat!

[Callaphera]

1 minute ago, peaceknit said:

Waste of time, well, except for hanging with you all!

Honestly, this one could have been crackier considering all the fake heart attacks and flipper feet exercises and whatnot but it was weirdly... lackluster despite all the failing.

I think it was the whining. We've had many whiners but she was the unfun kind of whiner.

[ams1001]

25 minutes ago, OoogleEyes said:

I'm thinking that the last scene would give everyone Bingo!

My elementary school used to do Bingo nights and I just remembered that I won my copy of Charlotte's Web there. 🙂

[Hellga]

I bet she gained!   She doesn't look any smaller. 

[DC Gal in VA]

Love it that she's afraid to get real with mom in therapy. That's because everything she says is a delusional lie!

[Guest]

Oh for fuck's sake. I don't get a park walk but I get a late-night ride to Dr Now's office?! 

[gameshowjunkie]

Why did you give in to her, Dr. Now??? Bitch can walk just fine.

[Callaphera]

This bitch and her medical transport addiction. 

[chickenella]

It'll be a miracle if this one loses weight.

[mmecorday]

She looks like she has gained a whole lot of weight.

[Caoimhe]

Again with the scale malfunction?!  The delusion is VERY strong with this one.  Another twelve pound gain!!

[libgirl2]

Just now, Hellga said:

I bet she gained!   She doesn't look any smaller. 

There you go

[PaTatertots]

Bet she gained in 3 months

[Hellga]

I called it!  Though 12 pounds over 3 months is far less of a gain than before.

[gameshowjunkie]

Was hoping she gained 100. 

[Gbb]

Hahahahahahahaha!!!!

[aliya]

Cassandra ain't happy.

[SunnyBeBe]

Will he call her delusional?

[88Keys]

I was wrong...she loves medical transport as much as Karina loved her walker.  Maybe even more.  

[CrazyInAlabama]

4 minutes ago, libgirl2 said:

I came in late.... what sores?

She has huge skin tags on her neck/chest, under her FUPA, and other places.   

So at month 5-661 p 51, and month 8 gained another 12 lbs. , and again it's the scale's fault.  

Dr. Now will go full enraged Gerbil on her, and I love it. 

Edited February 13, 2020 by CrazyInAlabama

[Ivylady]

The scale HAS to be wrong, y'all! 🤣🤣🤣

[Jeeves]

623. 

Now she knows the scale is DEFINITELY messed up.

The SCALE HAS TO BE WRONG!

Oh Lord. This woman is delusional.

[Guest]

I nominate Dr Now's Broken Scale for a Best Supporting Object EMMY award. 

[sagittarius sue]

Please tell her you're done with her Dr. Now.

[Snarkastikate]

Whatever she thinks mom did or didn't do for her, she made up for it in this episode.  

[CringeWatcher]

She gained. Color me unsurprised.

[poeticlicensed]

Scale malfunctioned again !!!!

[Callaphera]

Stop blaming the scale! It can't even speak up in its own defense. That's so abusive, Joyce!

[Splashes]

I know now the scale is messed up. Im schizophrenic and this bitch is amazing me with her level of delusion.

[OoogleEyes]

Oh, just give it up, Joyce 

 

 

 

[babyhouseman]

1 minute ago, Callaphera said:

This bitch and her medical transport addiction. 

There have been many addictions on this show, but I think this one is new. 

[Armchair Critic]

The scale is messed up again? She hopes it is!

Where is my yellow brick road? Doesn't look like we are going to get the "uplifting" ending in the park tonight.

Thanks for the laughs, the best part of the episode is the snark here. My daughter's school practice on Wednesdays got changed from 7 pm to 5 pm now so hopefully I can catch the show live more often.

[7EasyPayments]

The scale HAS TO BE wrong !!!!!!!! 🤣

[peaceknit]

He's been giving people a lot of extended ultimatums this season.

[Suzywriter]

I'm convinced that Dawn is sabotaging things even worse than Joyce is for herself. 

 

[88Keys]

The way their faces just froze as they stared at her was hilarious.  

[Hellga]

The only positive outcome of her sojourn in Houston is she learned of existence of hair dye.