S08.E04: J. T.'s Story LIVE CHAT

[Mary Godfrey]

1 minute ago, mmecorday said:

I can't figure out if girlfriend is just bored or exhausted.

I gotta go with not too bright,

[CringeWatcher]

57 minutes ago, Jeeves said:

Hey, Pounders! I'm checking in here from my hotel room in Houston. If I weren't clear across town from it I'd have snapped a pic of Dr. Now's office to post here tonight. 

My eating habit is a salad I made here in my room-with-kitchenette, with greens, avocado, chicken, and ranch dressing.

What? You’re on the road, and no one force-fed you four 34” pizzas with extra sausage, a dozen triple cheeseburgers, or an entire flock of fried chicken? Can’t be possible. Don’t believe it. Late start tonight, just about ready to start watching. Hoping for an epically snark-worthy episode, and that dr now’s bling is on point. How y’all doin, pounders? 

[poeticlicensed]

Just now, Wollstonecraft said:

How does he and his girlfriend earn money?

SSDI

[Brooklynista]

2 minutes ago, poeticlicensed said:

If Jessica brings him food in the hospital, she is dead to me.

I kinda think she IS dead.

[Suzywriter]

Poor girlfriend has a natural figure that is very hard to dress. Very large shoulders/breasts/arms, triple chinn, fat hump on her back, big spare tire around the middle, no hips/butt and skinny legs. Even at a smaller size, she probably struggles. 

[suev33 3]

3 minutes ago, Dianaofthehunt said:

Couldn't Dr. Now perform a liposuction on the lympho-mass? Slice it like Dr. Pimple Popper does, and scoop out the water-soaked tissue. Possible?
I know nothing about such procedures, obviously.

Ikr ..  im always thinking. Cant they just cut off the fat??  Lol.  Im sure its not that easy, unfortunately.  No magic pill🙁

[ams1001]

32 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Seriously dude? You're going to bitch about the freshly made, be-sheeted, spotless, hotel bed? Sure, its nothing like your bare, stinky mattress at home, but I think you'll cope. 

I'm learning to hate this twerp.

I hope they left a good tip for housekeeping...

[Callaphera]

1 minute ago, Kid said:

Lymphodema juice.

Hooooork.

(Five minutes until my pizza is done. Still not turned off my feed.)

[Kid]

8 minutes ago, DropTheSoap said:

If the dog could bring him food he'd dump the girlfriend.

The dog has a better personality! In fact, the dog HAS a personality!

[sagittarius sue]

2 minutes ago, babyhouseman said:

In past lymphedema removals, he hacked it off and put it on the scale.

They've also mentioned tying off hundreds of blood vessels so I don't think it's quite the same as Dr. PP.

[Suzywriter]

1 minute ago, CringeWatcher said:

What? You’re on the road, and no one force-fed you four 34” pizzas with extra sausage, a dozen triple cheeseburgers, or an entire flock of fried chicken? 

Entire flock!!! I'm dying here! You're challenging my bladder!

[Mary Godfrey]

8 minutes ago, Ivylady said:

Those don't look like diet sized portions. 🤔

That poor van gave up the ghost! 🤣🤣

He needed a freight car.

[Snarkastikate]

6 minutes ago, Dianaofthehunt said:

Couldn't Dr. Now perform a liposuction on the lympho-mass? Slice it like Dr. Pimple Popper does, and scoop out the water-soaked tissue. Possible?
I know nothing about such procedures, obviously.

It's not actually fat.  It's water logged body tissue with blood vessels and other stuff in it.  Little switches in lymph system in the groin get closed off by the fat and the fluid can't move around and drain.  Very difficult masses to deal with. 

Edited January 23, 2020 by Snarkastikate
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[Guest]

OMG he's got mad, psycho face on.

[poeticlicensed]

I'm thinking Jessica will be history once JT starts losing weight. She will move on to another chunker.

[Ivylady]

Run, Jessica! Run! 

[novhappy]

Do these socks make me look fat?

[gameshowjunkie]

Wow Jessica! She does have a spine!

[ams1001]

Does Jessica have a job?

Aw, hospital food sucks. It's a struggle.

[aliya]

I don't know what the rest of you saw during the commercial, but now I've got the clean version of "Party Up" on, turned up high...and I hate rap.

[Suzywriter]

Why is Jazz's head too small and flat on top?

[Callaphera]

"So I guess she's breaking up with me. I dunno."

Wow, you could really broken up about that, J.T. Did she drop your sack of cheeseburgers on the ground the night before? That would probably pull more emotion out of him. 

[Pepper Mostly]

4 minutes ago, mmecorday said:

I can't figure out if girlfriend is just bored or exhausted.

Depressed, I think.

4 minutes ago, poeticlicensed said:

If Jessica brings him food in the hospital, she is dead to me.

Oh, she will. 

1 minute ago, ams1001 said:

I hope they left a good tip for housekeeping...

Oh honey, you know they didn't! And even if they did, it wasn't enough. There is not enough money in the WORLD.

1 minute ago, Callaphera said:

Hooooork.

(Five minutes until my pizza is done. Still not turned off my feed.)

I am bowing down to you right now. You are a hero. 

[Azubah]

Gaaaaah I forgot this was on! Keep talking, I'll catch up.

[Gbb]

God this conversation is brutal. Two dead-eyed people. 

[mmecorday]

Well, it's about time she realized she's being used.

[nytonc]

Damn I forgot this was on tonight. Looks like a good one too! 

[ams1001]

Something in his face reminds me of my cousin's son (except he's 6'4" and certainly under 200 pounds).

[PrincessPurrsALot]

Just now, ams1001 said:

Does Jessica have a job?

Aw, hospital food sucks. It's a struggle.

They mentioned early in the show that Jessica brings him food before she goes to work.  She has a job; we don't know what kind of job.

[gameshowjunkie]

You're never easy to cope with, dude.

[Pepper Mostly]

2 minutes ago, Suzywriter said:

Entire flock!!! I'm dying here! You're challenging my bladder!

Right there with you. I'm going to have to change. I've been dying since the lymphodema table. 

[Callaphera]

Just now, Suzywriter said:

Why is Jazz's head too small and flat on top?

She keeps doing headstands to try and admire her pretty vagina. 

Of all things to call pretty...

[Ivylady]

I'm glad she's leaving. He's blaming her for being fed up. Block him and move on, Jessica. 

[PureMantis]

OMG Jessica! Just take the out!

[DropTheSoap]

Hey....she's figured out she's just the food machine.

[CrazyInAlabama]

The way he talks to Jessica is so rude, and mean.    He really showed his true colors on this trip didn't he?   He is so unlikable, and rotten.    

[Wollstonecraft]

Jessica, damn buy a clue.  He's using you.  Leave him and go get a life.  

[StitchPunk]

He's a tad mean. She might be too. Not a fan of either of them. 

[Caoimhe]

Yes Jessica, you’ve finally got it!  He needs you as his personal slave.

[poeticlicensed]

JT- I'm gonna be an asshole about this process. WHAT A DICK!

[PrincessPurrsALot]

Aw, poor JT!  His brow beaten girlfriend has decided to leave.  Oh, poor, JT.  What a jerk.

[Chicklet]

They didn't even HAVE a relationship.

Oh shoot me I'm laughing about "ive lost my car, my gf, and now my dog" He should write country music songs, just missing his truck and his gun.

[sagittarius sue]

"None of this is fair."  Bingo square!

[Pepper Mostly]

Wah! None of this is fair! Cry me a river, Tubby. 

[Ivylady]

Cousin Blair? 👀🤔

[MrsRopersCaftan]

HE'S BEEN WEARING THAT SHIRT IN THE HOSPITAL FOR A MONTH.

A MONTH.

OH SWEET FANCY MOSES THE SMELL MUST BE OVERWHELMING.

(Yes, I'm yelling.)

[mmecorday]

I'm thinking his clothes are really unhygienic. Why isn't he in a hospital gown(s?)

[JunkFoodTV]

1 hour ago, poeticlicensed said:

Those pants! Order from Amazon dude

A nice pair of palazzo pants should do the trick. 

Does anyone else get a Sean vibe?

[Mary Godfrey]

Get the hell away from this selfish prick, Jessica. Join a gym, drop 100# and find a good guy.

[DropTheSoap]

Someone's trying to save my life...and it's horrible.