S07.E03: What Am I Worth to You?

[Spike]

Anny becomes frustrated with Robert's promised shopping spree; Tania and Syngin disagree on their future plans; Anna feels Mursel is asking too much from her; Emily goes into labor; Mike and Natalie make their introduction.

Airs 11/17/19

Edited November 17, 2019 by Spike

[Spike]

Tania likes playing with his underarm hair.  TMI.

[mamadrama]

Michael: I wish people would stop asking about Julianna being a hooker...

Also Michael: Wanna shoot a limo porno?

I felt for Emily. Yikes. 

Sinjin wants to be a bartending, firefighting, opera singing actor? 

I hope the Bee People are just pretending because, if not, this is a trainwreck worse than most.

[Spike]

51 minutes ago, mamadrama said:

Michael: I wish people would stop asking about Julianna being a hooker...

Also Michael: Wanna shoot a limo porno?

I felt for Emily. Yikes. 

Sinjin wants to be a bartending, firefighting, opera singing actor? 

I hope the Bee People are just pretending because, if not, this is a trainwreck worse than most.

Michael doesn’t want us to think he’s a dirty old man but within minutes of her arrival he “jokes” about making a porno.  I hope the kids aren’t allowed to watch the show.

Did Syngin say bartendering?  When he said he wanted to do opera I thought at first he said Oprah.

Are those bee stings all over Bee Lady’s face?

That hospital was almost as grim as the one Olga gave birth in.

The giant guy’s big secret is credit card debt?  Join most of America.

[mamadrama]

10 minutes ago, Spike said:

Michael doesn’t want us to think he’s a dirty old man but within minutes of her arrival he “jokes” about making a porno.  I hope the kids aren’t allowed to watch the show.

Did Syngin say bartendering?  When he said he wanted to do opera I thought at first he said Oprah.

Are those bee stings all over Bee Lady’s face?

That hospital was almost as grim as the one Olga gave birth in.

The giant guy’s big secret is credit card debt?  Join most of America.

This asshat seems to "joke" a lot: about how his girlfriend should make a porno minutes within landing, about her alleged poverty when he isn't around...Dude is a real comedian.

Sinjin said "bartending" first, making him seem fairly reasonable. Then it all went downhill from there. I liked how he thought he would just "try" opera-like there aren't years of vocal lessons, education, and talent involved.

I think I am going to try professional wrestling and then maybe a school principal or professional cake decorator.

[RealReality]

10 minutes ago, mamadrama said:

This asshat seems to "joke" a lot: about how his girlfriend should make a porno minutes within landing, about her alleged poverty when he isn't around...Dude is a real comedian.

Sinjin said "bartending" first, making him seem fairly reasonable. Then it all went downhill from there. I liked how he thought he would just "try" opera-like there aren't years of vocal lessons, education, and talent involved.

I think I am going to try professional wrestling and then maybe a school principal or professional cake decorator.

LOL at the jokes to remind her about the vast power differential.  He must be scared she is going to meet someone her own damn age.  In Greenwich, she could meet a younger man with access to money.  

LOL at syngin who sounds like me when I was five and wanted to be a gymnast, a ballerina, an actress, a singer and an astronaut, if I had time.

His first step is securing the free camper van. 

I'm with you though, maybe I can be on top chef.  I've never made anything more complex than guacamole and stove top stuffing but I really want it!

Edited November 17, 2019 by RealReality

[DiamondGirl]

Tania says she ends up getting what she wants or something to that effect.  Lady, you’re living in your mother’s shed playing with a flighty stranger’s underarm hair, while your friends tag along like a Greek chorus.

Syngin doesn’t want kids.  Shrek doesn’t want kids for a long time (anyone else think she was trying to tell him she’s pregnant?). Mursel doesn’t want Anna’s kids. The only kid Michael wants is Juliana.  Sasha has a get-a-woman, add-a-kid policy.

This is a sad season for children.
 

[Anduril]

3 hours ago, DiamondGirl said:

The only kid Michael wants is Juliana.  

Savage.  Kid prostitute at that.

[blubld43]

8 hours ago, mamadrama said:

I think I am going to try professional wrestling and then maybe a school principal or professional cake decorator.

😂😂I'm going for piloting, you know, for the free travel. 

ETA: don't forget Bryson, poor little guy. I think his dad loves him, but this isn't in his best interests either.

Edited November 17, 2019 by blubld43

[Spike]

Anny sure has a potty mouth.  

[Baltimore Betty]

10 hours ago, Spike said:

Are those bee stings all over Bee Lady’s face?

I have no idea why people do not take care of those things, she reminds me of the Austin Powers with the mole, moley, molllleeee turrets episode he went thru with Fred Savage's character.

[gonecrackers]

10 hours ago, Spike said:

Michael doesn’t want us to think he’s a dirty old man but within minutes of her arrival he “jokes” about making a porno.  I hope the kids aren’t allowed to watch the show.

I thought he was gross from the beginning, now I officially can't stand him.

12 minutes ago, Spike said:

Anny sure has a potty mouth.  

Okay she doesn't want used clothes & that's fine, but she didn't have to be a nasty brat about it.  

5 hours ago, DiamondGirl said:

Tania says she ends up getting what she wants or something to that effect.  Lady, you’re living in your mother’s shed playing with a flighty stranger’s underarm hair, while your friends tag along like a Greek chorus.

Wannabe actress needs a better bra.

[Persnickety1]

I found the first hour of this episode ridiculously entertaining.  

That adult version of a tantrum Anny threw in the "exchange" had me rolling on the couch laughing.  She expected Chanel and Versace?  Oh, honey, you'll be lucky if he can afford anything from the Love Sadie brand on the Walmart clearance rack.  If I were that sales associate, I'd have excused myself to go hide in a fitting room and laugh hysterically.  Anny was underwhelmed (to say the least) but then when she found out the clothes were used?  I couldn't stop laughing.  And then telling him over dinner if he continued to speak to her like that, she'd throw the glass of wine in his face?  This is the reason I tune into these shows.  Grayson is just adorable.  He looked so excited to be going to school.  

And the new couple, the country boy who's apparently asshole deep in debt and his import?  "I don't need fancy things."  Well, buddy, buckle up because judging by the pictures of your betrothed, she is going to want some fancy things.  That property was beautiful, though.  I loved the pond and the built-in grilling area.  Too bad he's apparently mortgaged it up the nth level and will probably lose it to the bank at some point.  

Bee lady needs to put Bee man on a plane back home.  He wants to tell his parents about her kid's when his parents are on their deathbeds?  Well, there's a pleasant thought.  If anyone would have told me not to tell their family about Mini Persnickety, their ass would have been drop kicked to the curb in about 0.01 seconds.  

I wondered how much of Syngin's career aspirations were true and how many were just to get a reaction out of her Tania and her friends?  Hell, when he mentioned opera, I wouldn't have just sat there bug eyed...I'd have been excited and said, "Oh, you can sing?"  I mean, the dude does have a very pleasant voice so it wouldn't have been unreasonable to ask.  And, if I were him, my ass would have been Uber'ing back to the airport and the next flight out when she told him she would always put her friends over him.  Yeah, that would explain while they're all three attached at the hips except when she wants some dick.  He should enjoy 89 days of Americanism and then bounce back to SA.  

On another note, Emily and Sasha's baby was beautiful.  I went through two hours of pushing with Mini Persnickety and she kept crowning and receding.  The OB finally (ugh) realized the cord was wrapped around her neck and she couldn't be delivered vaginally.  Her vital signs were becoming erratic and in for an emergency C-section I went.  I had wanted to be awake, but because things were deteriorating rapidly, they knocked me out as soon as they rolled me in to the operating room.  I didn't cry or carry on like Emily did, but I do remember grabbing the OB by her lapels and telling her if my baby died because of her incompetence, I'd kill her.  It was almost like being in a time machine watching Emily go through all of that labor only to have it culminate in a caeserean.  What a perfect little payoff at the end, though.  

I can't wait for the second part of this shitshow tonight.  😄 

[Spike]

25 minutes ago, Persnickety1 said:

I do remember grabbing the OB by her lapels and telling her if my baby died because of her incompetence, I'd kill her.

You are officially a badass.

[Persnickety1]

2 hours ago, Spike said:

You are officially a badass.

Oh, I had to be perfectly calm and not move or push and the whole labor room had devolved into pandemonium.  When I grabbed her lapels and pulled her face down to mine and told her I would kill her, she knew I wasn't a hysterical woman in the throes of labor and making a panicked empty threat.  I spoke slowly and had eye contact with her the entire time.  She knew I meant it.  

She signed my case over to her husband (with whom she shared an OB/GYN practice) that very afternoon and I never saw her as a patient again.  When I went back to work and would pass her in the halls, I would just shoot her my best "fuck you" look until she passed by.  It didn't take her long to avoid making eye contact with me 😂  Her incompetence almost killed me and Mini Persnickety.  She knew it and she knew I knew it.  I still strongly discourage anyone considering her as their OB/GYN and the reasons why.  Ugh.

Poor Emily and not being able to really communicate with her OB.  You never know when you might have to say something that they need to clearly understand.  Of course, her OB seemed far more competent than my moron OB. 

Although I don't think the relationship with Sasha will last, Emily did get a beautiful healthy baby as a result.  She'll always have that to be thankful for.  

[RealReality]

So.....Bojangles is a human name?  Interesting.

Wow, Julianna seriously looks 14 years old and this man is talking about limo porn.

Also, Hummer limo feels like prom or fianance bro circa 2010

[RealReality]

How so these girls not feel like third wheels?

[RealReality]

Why would you ever want to have a child with a man who doesn't want to have children? 

These two are going to end up raising a kid he doesn't want in a shed or a free camper van if they can find a sucker. 

[RealReality]

I know we say it all the time....but do these people ever talk?

I realize that Americans misrepresent their situation to get a foreign fiance to agree to come to the US.....

But Robert strikes me as someone who was honest about his financial situation.  So did he tell anny he had a good job, money, a grape nerds free diet?  He just doesn't seem like the type who would promise Chanel and Gucci.

I also call BS on anny's claims of buying the most expensive clothes because I've seen her clothes and no.  Maybe the DR has a lot of retail outlets since it's a tourist destination but in our small country, there are very few options to buy new clothes because of high transportation costs and limited retail space. 

[Mrs. Hanson]

4 hours ago, RealReality said:

Why would you ever want to have a child with a man who doesn't want to have children? 

These two are going to end up raising a kid he doesn't want in a shed or a free camper van if they can find a sucker. 

Because she is special enough to change him, don't ya know???

4 hours ago, RealReality said:

How so these girls not feel like third wheels?

They do feel like that, they are afraid to piss her off, I am sure her mean side is super attractive!

Edited November 18, 2019 by Mrs. Hanson

[Spike]

25 minutes ago, RealReality said:

I also call BS on anny's claims of buying the most expensive clothes because I've seen her clothes and no. 

That wild print she was wearing while shopping wasn’t doing her any favors.

[Frozendiva]

19 hours ago, Spike said:

Michael doesn’t want us to think he’s a dirty old man but within minutes of her arrival he “jokes” about making a porno.  I hope the kids aren’t allowed to watch the show.

Did Syngin say bartendering?  When he said he wanted to do opera I thought at first he said Oprah.

Are those bee stings all over Bee Lady’s face?

That hospital was almost as grim as the one Olga gave birth in.

The giant guy’s big secret is credit card debt?  Join most of America.

Haven’t seen he first hour yet.

Does Michael have any self awareness? This is being filmed - if he wants to chat about doing a porno with his ‘fiancee’ in the limo, fine, do it without the cameras. Maybe he thinks he appears cool or happening and is chuffed to have a hot girl on his arm.  Unless his kids are home schooled, they do have classmates - and they or their parents will watch the show and the kids may get some unwanted comments. Same for their teachers, school administration, his clients, folks in town whispering behind his back. If he wishes to come across like this, or likes his story edit, fine.

[blubld43]

I can't wait to find out why Robert is calling Anny names!

[gotta watch]

I kept thinking Michael looked like someone..

[GladysCravits]

12 hours ago, Anduril said:

Savage.  Kid prostitute at that.

Juliana is so pretty.  I feel sorry that she’s wound up with him.  She’ll be out the door  when she gets a little older,  he’s such a pervert.  

[Caseysgirl]

Michael must have a micro penis if that hummer limo he pretended as his is any indication. I actually like Julianna and wish her a young, rich guy once she gets her Green Card. ( or at least  a great modeling career).

[HoneyyBabyy]

Even though we know julianna is young she seems to have mental capacity of a 12 year old... i guess the kids will have fun with her after all.. 

[GladysCravits]

Syngin doesn’t want kids, he’s going to be a Movie Star, or perhaps appear at the Met!😂.  He obviously headed for big things, kids will slow him down.  

[GladysCravits]

I’ll bet Robert did promise everything Anny says he did.  As usual everyone will say she’s a gold digger and only there for money and what she can get, but why are the mans motives never  brought into question?  It’s obvious what he wanted and it wasn’t to provide her with a better life or because he was in love.  He wants someone to take care of his kid, cook, clean, do laundry and wait for  him to come home so she can fulfill his every fantasy in bed.  She should be satisfied with used clothes and a kid sleeping in the same room!   Why is the  woman always considered the ‘user’?

[Inga]

I am in love with Max and Cece.

That has to be the sweetest welcome any child has ever given a 90 day fiancé. And Julianna was sweet enough to eat the food and enjoy it.

[Spike]

Wow!  What a sexy!

5 minutes ago, Inga said:

I am in love with Max and Cece.

That has to be the sweetest welcome any child has ever given a 90 day fiancé. And Julianna was sweet enough to eat the food and enjoy it.

Yeah and I doubt models normally eat cinnamon rolls and pork sausage for breakfast.

[FrancescaFiore]

Favorite moment of the episode so far:

Anny: I want to go to sleep. Far away from you.

Robert: "Far away" for you is the living room. 💀

[Suzywriter]

Hey!! I just swept in at the literal last minute.

Hi, everybody!

[Spike]

10 minutes ago, FrancescaFiore said:

Favorite moment of the episode so far:

Anny: I want to go to sleep. Far away from you.

Robert: "Far away" for you is the living room. 💀

Money doesn’t grow on trees or fall out of my ass!

[nutella fitzgerald]

25 minutes ago, GladysCravits said:

 He wants someone to take care of his kid, cook, clean, do laundry and wait for  him to come home so she can fulfill his every fantasy in bed.

For free!

[Mrs. Hanson]

25 minutes ago, FrancescaFiore said:

Favorite moment of the episode so far:

Anny: I want to go to sleep. Far away from you.

Robert: "Far away" for you is the living room. 💀

Then they ended up boning!  Arg!!

[FrancescaFiore]

16 minutes ago, Mrs. Hanson said:

Then they ended up boning!  Arg!!

Yah, cuz he gave her something expensive and not from a thrift store. 

[Scarlett45]

5 hours ago, RealReality said:

So.....Bojangles is a human name?  Interesting.

Wow, Julianna seriously looks 14 years old and this man is talking about limo porn.

Also, Hummer limo feels like prom or fianance bro circa 2010

Bill Bojangles Robinson.

that hummer was something else 🙄. 
 

I don’t think Juliana looks that young- shes 22, she IS very young. Granted her lanky figure may read to some as a young girl who hasn’t finished puberty yet but I don’t think she looks like a teen any more than a regular 22yrs old.  Many people look exactly the same between 17 and 22. 

[Spike]

7 minutes ago, FrancescaFiore said:

Yah, cuz he gave her something expensive and not from a thrift store. 

I was surprised it fit.

[Hangin Out]

11 minutes ago, FrancescaFiore said:

Yah, cuz he gave her something expensive and not from a

7 minutes ago, Spike said:

 

Yah, cuz he gave her something expensive and not from a thrift store.    And there goes the kids bed !

[Christina]

1 hour ago, GladysCravits said:

I’ll bet Robert did promise everything Anny says he did.  As usual everyone will say she’s a gold digger and only there for money and what she can get, but why are the mans motives never  brought into question?  It’s obvious what he wanted and it wasn’t to provide her with a better life or because he was in love.  He wants someone to take care of his kid, cook, clean, do laundry and wait for  him to come home so she can fulfill his every fantasy in bed.  She should be satisfied with used clothes and a kid sleeping in the same room!   Why is the  woman always considered the ‘user’?

In the case of Robert and Anny, we have seen him tell her she isn't getting an Iphone 10, ask her why she was blowing up his phone with emojis and she said it was because he said he sent her money and she didn't receive it, and he told her whatever it was she needed to confirm the money was there, and heard her claim he promised her expensive gifts when we heard the opposite. 

There really hasn't been anything about him that suggests to me that he gave her any suggestions of buying her expensive gifts, and in fact, several things that tell me she knew he wasn't wealthy or a spendthrift. I actually think they are overacting for airtime, just like everyone else on this show. 

[Adeejay]

Syngin sounds like a fourth grader talking about what he wants to be when he grows up.  Given that they are going to be living in Tania's mother's she shed, I am glad he shut her down with regards to having a child right away.  

Anny is delusional.  She is living in a one bedroom apartment where she has to share a bed with her fiancé and his son; and yet, she thinks he has the money to buy her designer duds and an expensive I-phone.

Edited November 18, 2019 by Adeejay

[renatae]

Russian baby daddy x3 doesn't remember where he was when his first two kids were born? There's a wiener for you. Sterling family man.

Anny is a b* on wheels, but I'm here for all of it. Robert just wants a built in babysitter and bed buddy, and he deserves what he gets.

I can't help it, Michael's intended seems like such a charmer. She's cute and sweet and deserves better than the jerk who wants to film limo porn.

Poor Emily. Cord around the neck isn't an easy diagnosis and often isn't even suspected until delivery. So glad everything turned out well for her.

Sinjin's not going to sit back and have his life planned for him. He's got a five year old's dreams to fulfill. C'mon! Get with the program, lol.

Edited November 18, 2019 by renatae

[renatae]

Smelling his armpit AND playing with his underarm hair? Gah! 🤮

[lovesnark]

They guy from WA makes me sad I share a state with him. Sequim (pronounced Squim) is beautiful, but if Natalie is hoping to find nightlife and lots to do, she's going to be bummed. It's a really small town on a peninsula and is a ferry trip and over 2 hours from Seattle. Every time Michael said he went 'over to Keev',  I wanted to smack him. At least learn how to pronounce the name of the city your girlfriend lives in. I hope Natalie pronounces Sequim like it's spelled, just to irritate him. He reminds my of a guy I went to grade school with. I ran into him when I was in my 30's and he was still the big, dumb, doofus he was in 6th grade and ended most sentences with 'and stuff' just like Michael. Somehow, I don't think Michael has told his bride to be that her days will be spent riding around in the mud on an ATV and hanging out with his Uncle Bo...........and stuff.

[GladysCravits]

41 minutes ago, Christina said:

In the case of Robert and Anny, we have seen him tell her she isn't getting an Iphone 10, ask her why she was blowing up his phone with emojis and she said it was because he said he sent her money and she didn't receive it, and he told her whatever it was she needed to confirm the money was there, and heard her claim he promised her expensive gifts when we heard the opposite. 

There really hasn't been anything about him that suggests to me that he gave her any suggestions of buying her expensive gifts, and in fact, several things that tell me she knew he wasn't wealthy or a spendthrift. I actually think they are overacting for airtime, just like everyone else on this show. 

Agree to disagree.

[GladysCravits]

What a pretty baby.

[renatae]

Can't believe how Tania carts her friends around practically everywhere she goes like accessories. If I were Syngyn, I'd be highly irritated. However, he likes to be the center of attention, so maybe it's a bonus for his ego.

[Haute Messe]

So many lovely kids this episode. Don't know what they did to deserve being put through this.

 What in hell was that blue stuff WA Michael was putting in that pond? I hope it is something that controls algae and balances the ph and not some kind of dye to make it look pretty...... Uncle Bo is lucky to be staying there as I  think his other option would have been living on Pioneer Square or wherever the homeless in Seattle are living. Natalie so far seems okay. 

I absolutely cannot stand Tania.  She is a smug, controlling pain in the ass. Her friends are no better and grilling Syringe about kids is in such poor taste and none of their damn business, but if they are a higher priority to her than her man, then there is a bigger problem. And it was so adorable hearing about all the things he wanted to be when he grows up. Barf.

CT Michael the perv has a dual  case of Napoleon and small dick syndrome, with a big dollop of nouveau riche thrown on top. That Hummer limo was some kind of tacky and should be reserved for kids going to high school graduation. So glad we got to see that garish $4000 bauble. I wonder if we will ever see her wear it. Juliana really is a pretty young thing. Holy shit, I haven't seen an apartment like that since Lidia and whathisname. The kids were very sweet and I hope there was some insulin handy after all that sugar that was being consumed. At least there were eggs and sausage.

Every time they showed the delivery room in the hospital I kept visualizing Corny' s face - it's like she and Emily were separated at birth. Glad that the baby was born healthy. I would have been terrified if I were her. Thank goodness Sasha didn't have somewhere else to be, like with the births his first two babies. 

Anna and Murcel are doomed. I am starting to wonder if we are being punked- they both can't possibly be that stupid, or can they ??? I hate what they are putting those boys through.

Robert made a pretty smooth recovery with that Fredericks of Hollywood outfit for Anny. And little Bryson is a darling.

Edited November 18, 2019 by lizajane
Fixed stuff for clarity.

[Callaphera]

I was half expecting Emily to pause in the middle of a contraction, say she wasn't feeling well and needed to go out for air so that she could avoid another icky, uncomfortable situation. I'm so disappointed that it didn't happen.