S02.E36: Truth & Consequences

[goofygirl]

Lacey, you loved that drama.  I can't STAND her whiny voice! Blech!

[RealReality]

The only thing Lacey is upset about is that that confrontation didn't end in a fight so she could get more attention. 

[PityFree]

 And just forget everything about Marlow’s biological dad! We just shamed the kid on national TV for the heck of it.

[Armchair Critic]

Shane seems to be picking up Lacey's way of speaking

[RealReality]

Lacey salivating at the idea that the paternity test could keep the drama going. 

[OoogleEyes]

Can you just imagine being Shane's mother and watching this shit show?

Edited November 9, 2019 by OoogleEyes

[Emkat]

ValentiMes day. Lol.

[Guest]

26 minutes ago, PityFree said:

 Wow I’m kind of impressed about how Josh handled that job interview.

I was too distracted by the employer's hastily ordered, badly embroidered logo gear too notice!

Attention Gloria:  it's not pronounced, "ValenTIMES Day."

[heatherchandler]

2 hours ago, RealReality said:

LOL...will tony or will he want a cheeseburger first?

Hello!  Tony likes STEAK!

2 hours ago, Keywestclubkid said:

Right now ... right now you’re really asking me right now? Right now? This woman is fucking nuts 

And on ValenTIMES day no less!

[RealReality]

2 hours ago, Armchair Critic said:

I could see Cheryl coming into his work and causing a scene to sabotage him.

Daniel's mama is not going to be happy about an engagement.

She will absolutely accuse every woman  Josh comes into contact with of having eyes for her man.  

I suspect that anytime Josh is within 200 feet of another woman Cheryl's hackles are up. 

2 hours ago, Armchair Critic said:

I hope Tommy being in love with Angela is just a story line because that is cruel of her to flaunt Tony in his face.

I think it's a storyline....because sometimes Tommy tries too hard.

Like, yeah, I'm gonna believe you're sitting on 600k, but you won't pay $10 for a decent haircut?  

[RealReality]

2 hours ago, LucyEth said:

Did they just all drive away and leave her standing on the street.  Wow, they suck.

Did they?!???  I didn't see that, and I know I'm wrong but that sounds kind of hilarious in a horrible way.  Or horrible in a hilarious way.

[Persnickety1]

6 minutes ago, RealReality said:

She will absolutely accuse every woman  Josh comes into contact with of having eyes for her man.  

I suspect that anytime Josh is within 200 feet of another woman Cheryl's hackles are up. 

I think it's a storyline....because sometimes Tommy tries too hard.

Like, yeah, I'm gonna believe you're sitting on 600k, but you won't pay $10 for a decent haircut?  

I agree.  I think when Tony ghosted her at the halfway house, she needed to have someone to film with.  This dude's probably a guy she's friends with who agreed to play along (and probably get a few bucks from TLC as a bonus).  

[Keywestclubkid]

2 hours ago, heatherchandler said:

And on ValenTIMES day no less!

She never did answer his question which I thought was funny.... 

[Keywestclubkid]

Tony kissing Angela the only thing I keep thinking is she must taste like an ashtray ugh 

[cooksdelight]

For some strange reason I see Angela lying naked in bed with a steak covering her crotch. That’s about the only way anything is going to happen in the bedroom.

Tony looks like shit. So, in a sense, maybe Angela is his soulmate.

[DiamondGirl]

9 hours ago, LucyEth said:

Did they just all drive away and leave her standing on the street.  Wow, they suck.

Did anyone pay for dinner? Lol, that’s all I could think about.

Amber is scum.  Vince is a big doofus but he doesn’t deserve those three scamming bitches.

I laughed out loud when John said something about Shane’s teeth because we’re all focused on everyone’s teeth too.  I know John is probably a psycho but he’s easily the best-looking man to emerge from any of the prisons.

[ErikaAlyson]

Lacey was being such a cunt for kissing Shane in front of John. Then she hits John after all that and curses at him smh. Karma lol

[Jeanne222]

8 hours ago, RealReality said:

She will absolutely accuse every woman  Josh comes into contact with of having eyes for her man.  

I suspect that anytime Josh is within 200 feet of another woman Cheryl's hackles are up. 

I think it's a storyline....because sometimes Tommy tries too hard.

Like, yeah, I'm gonna believe you're sitting on 600k, but you won't pay $10 for a decent haircut?  

Yep and that's why he has $600,000!  I saw a man driving a Cadillac checking Aldi's carts for left quarters!  People ARE funny!

[PityFree]

8 hours ago, RealReality said:

I think it's a storyline....because sometimes Tommy tries too hard.

Like, yeah, I'm gonna believe you're sitting on 600k, but you won't pay $10 for a decent haircut?   That money is probably tied up in a retirement account anyway. He’d have twice that though if he didn’t smoke like a train.

Edited November 9, 2019 by PityFree

[Keywestclubkid]

2 hours ago, ErikaOnline said:

Lacey was being such a cunt for kissing Shane in front of John. Then she hits John after all that and curses at him smh. Karma lol

Lacy needs to learn to keep those hands to herself. One day she is gonna hit the wrong person and they won’t give a flying fig that she’s a women...

[Kroliosis]

Interesting that John called her abusive. 

[SevenCostanza]

So Amber came out with the intention of using Vince to support herself, her mom and Puppy.  She's pretty stupid if she believed that he's got some medical invention that's going to make him rich.

[JenE4]

Wow. Lacey is insane. She was trying overtime to get John riled up. If he “fought for her” I bet she’d choose him. But he wasn’t the slightest bit jealous of Lacey kissing Shane in front of him, etc. She even took his phone so he’d be forced to stay there and engage with her. Go ahead and call his parole officer, idiot, they have the tape to prove assault against YOU and that he didn’t do a damn thing. That was really stupid. Both of these guys are like I’m not going back to jail over this bitch. She’ll continue to put whichever ex-con du jour in these predicaments because she thrives on emotional turmoil. 

That Parisian-themed hotel room was something. The fake-flower-lined streets was...wow, who designed this place?!? But they both thought it was romantic so...good luck with that. The room probably cost as much as the ring, so where did Daniel get that money from—unless it was “promotional consideration” by Destinations Inn, since they kept showing that sign.

Alex was really trying to get Glorietta to dump him so he could go back to Julianna without guilt. Poor Glorietta waxing poetic about wedding tacos while ALL THREE of the other people sitting there are like um, yeah, you’re not getting married. Kato nearly gave the whole thing away, but Glorietta was too stupid, deluded, or both to realize it.

 Tommy, Tommy, Tommy... you are too pure and kind for Angela. She is an idiot even telling Tony that he is always here for her but not recognizing she can have a nice, stable life. She obviously doesn’t want a nice, stable life. Perhaps if you made yourself unavailable, Angela would come running after you. But these people are BOTH therapists?!? So, I don’t know, people of this small town, go to another practice. Their office will not give you the guidance you need.

Oops, posted before I wrote about Amber and Puppy’s big plan—and now Amber’s mom was involved, too?! They’re all in the same jail?!? Ooh, boy. So Amber is 100% lesbian but Puppy and mom convinced her it wouldn’t be that bad to be with a man to get money for all of them?! Amber is obviously cracking and is going to give up the charade. The guy (is his name also Tony—I forgot) will be too stupid to comprehend and no one is letting Amber out of this relationship. I actually feel bad for her. She obviously has free will here, but she thinks she doesn’t.

Edited November 9, 2019 by JenE4

[Keywestclubkid]

1 minute ago, SevenCostanza said:

So Amber came out with the intention of using Vince to support herself, her mom and Puppy.  She's pretty stupid if she believed that he's got some medical invention that's going to make him rich.

I love her trying to justify it with we weren’t trying to scam him line.... umm stupid that’s exactly what you were trying to do why else are you faking love and were gonna use sex to keep him interested when you are obviously a lesbian 

[dsteele]

6 hours ago, cooksdelight said:

For some strange reason I see Angela lying naked in bed with a steak covering her crotch.

Damn, I wish you had put a warning in front of that. Talk about nightmares - I may not sleep for a week.

[Jeanne222]

Angela had 'hungry eye's' but it wasn't for the steak they all ordered!!!  She's like a dog in heat!!

I wondered who would be paying for that big meal?  Tommy with all that money?  Angela lusting for Tony?  Broke Tony?  None of them.

I guess it will be the show paying again.  Sigh.

[Spike]

Boy, John is ruthless, comparing Shane to a Backstreet Boy and all.  They learn some wicked burns in the pokey.

[RealReality]

49 minutes ago, SevenCostanza said:

So Amber came out with the intention of using Vince to support herself, her mom and Puppy.  She's pretty stupid if she believed that he's got some medical invention that's going to make him rich.

LOL I still want to hear about the revolutionary medical invention. 

I hope he has sought patent protection at this point because now everyone knows he is the Nicolas Tesla of LAL.

[Spike]

8 minutes ago, RealReality said:

LOL I still want to hear about the revolutionary medical invention. 

I hope he has sought patent protection at this point because now everyone knows he is the Nicolas Tesla of LAL.

He has an idea for an adhesive strip you place over a small wound.

[Persnickety1]

That hotel room was the most gauche thing I believe I've ever seen on this show.  Maybe any show.  

If I had been Lizzie, I'd have burst into a fit of uncontrollable laughter as soon as he pulled off the blindfold.  

And I'm quite familiar with fits of inappropriate giggling...I was once escorted out of the Tiki Room at Disneyland by security because I couldn't quit laughing, and the harder I tried to stop the harder I laughed (happiest place on earth, my ass).  

And those fake birds weren't nearly as tacky as this "French" room.   😂😂😂

4 minutes ago, Spike said:

He has an idea for an adhesive strip you place over a small wound.

So Vince thinks he's going to reinvent Dermabond?  

Maybe he should invent a burn salve for when one tries to grill using their bare hands.  Could be a huge market for that in the neanderthal demographic.  😄 

[Kangatush]

1 minute ago, Persnickety1 said:

That hotel room was the most gauche thing I believe I've ever seen on this show.  Maybe any show.  

That room goes for $179 a night.  I want to know why it's so big.  It's a hotel room, why does it need to be the size of a gym?

Was the job interview conducted of the roof?  I think all interviews should be done like that.

Dear Glorietta, "Why do you love me?" is not an insane trick question, especially on Valentimes Day.  Maybe the answer is in your heart purse.  

[Spike]

10 minutes ago, Persnickety1 said:

That hotel room was the most gauche thing I believe I've ever seen on this show.  Maybe any show.  

If I had been Lizzie, I'd have burst into a fit of uncontrollable laughter as soon as he pulled off the blindfold.  

And I'm quite familiar with fits of inappropriate giggling...I was once escorted out of the Tiki Room at Disneyland by security because I couldn't quit laughing, and the harder I tried to stop the harder I laughed (happiest place on earth, my ass).  

And those fake birds weren't nearly as tacky as this "French" room.   😂😂😂

So Vince thinks he's going to reinvent Dermabond?  

Maybe he should invent a burn salve for when one tries to grill using their bare hands.  Could be a huge market for that in the neanderthal demographic.  😄 

He can research on himself a cure for blue balls.

[Persnickety1]

1 minute ago, Spike said:

He can research on himself a cure for blue balls.

😂😂😂

I think I could actually smell the desperation emanating from Angela for her doughy, sweaty, greasy, unappealing "soul mate."  *shudder*

I did love seeing Tony's face turning increasingly red and sweaty with every question Tommy tossed out at him.  

Suck it up, Tony...you fucked up and now you have to earn your keep, so to speak, with Angela and give her the hot beef injection after your steak dinner.  There will be no avoiding her clutches this time around and you'll probably be wishing you were back at the halfway house.  😄 

[Keywestclubkid]

24 minutes ago, Persnickety1 said:

That hotel room was the most gauche thing I believe I've ever seen on this show.  Maybe any show.  

If I had been Lizzie, I'd have burst into a fit of uncontrollable laughter as soon as he pulled off the blindfold.  

100% cosign on this .. I mean I get what he was trying to do and it was sweet with her dream of going to Paris one day ( she aint ever gonna see Paris) but that room was tacky AF 

[AZChristian]

33 minutes ago, Kangatush said:

That room goes for $179 a night.  I want to know why it's so big.  It's a hotel room, why does it need to be the size of a gym?

I've stayed in hotel rooms in Paris.  The room at "Desperation Inn" was the size of THREE real Paris hotel rooms.

Of course, we didn't actually have the Eiffel Tower in our room, so there's that.

[psychoticstate]

Lacey is a real POS.  It was John's lucky day to get dumped.  She clearly grabbed his phone, not because he might call Shane names (bitch, please!) but in the hopes that a fight might ensue.  

Where are her kids in all this?  She's a part-time mom like Cheryl.  And let's be honest, does she know who the father is for any of her kids? 

I think the botox and/or fillers are getting to her ability to speak and enunciate because I feel like I need close captioning to understand her.

I felt for Kato's wife.  I've been in the position of knowing that the friend is lying/cheating on his partner and it sucks.  Props to Kato for trying to get it out there.  Of course Glorietta is living in fantasy land where unicorns and rainbows abound and fish tacos will be served at her wedding.  Although Alex may be living in that land too if he thinks Glorietta (or any woman) is with him for his looks.  Put down the crack pipe, Alex.

Daniel's mom is going to lose her shit when she hears that Daniel and Lizzy are engaged and with the ring she bought.  

Angela is an idiot.  She needs to admit she just wants to fuck and that's it.  She doesn't talk about being around Tony so they can spend time together, get to know each other, etc., it's always so they can have sex.  

Pretty gross that she was all over Tony in front of Tommy.  Tommy is too smart for Angela and Tony.  Angela has got to be the most ill-equipped and worst counselor/therapist ever if she can't smell Tony's bullshit from a mile away.  

[PityFree]

 I couldn’t concentrate at all during the scenes in the Paris hotel room because I kept thinking about how filthy and dusty that room must be. You know there is no way the maids are going to dust the entire Eiffel tower every time they clean. And they’re not washing those comforters and throw pillows between guests.

 It was very tacky, but I do give Daniel points for the creative idea. 

[Caseysgirl]

I’m giving little Daniel a pass on tacky Paris and tiny engagement ring. He actually seems like the most authentic of all these cons. I doubt Lizzie will do anything but crush all his hopes and dreams and send him swiftly back to the safety of his prison cell.  Josh will be the most likely to succeed but waiting around to make his millions will take too long just working as a roofer and his cunning mind will be used for a quicker pay day.  Alex is slick but he doesn’t know the strength that delusion carries with a woman who wants a wedding.  She will be dragging him down the aisle with Julietta on his other arm.  There are no words for the revulsion I feel for Lacey. But, she’s got her platform now and that was what she was looking for.  I can’t get over the fact that Shane is only 21.  - that’s some hard living, man!  Angela deserves every bit of heartache Tony gives her. She’s a fool.

[PityFree]

 Oh I forgot to mention that sometimes I look at Twitter for #loveafterlockup and some people were trying to find out where that hotel was so they could go visit. 

That hotel is going to be very happy they comp’d the room in exchange for putting their sign on TV. 

[Keywestclubkid]

2 hours ago, Kroliosis said:

Interesting that John called her abusive. 

If she’s hitting the “men” she loves god only knows what she does to those poor kids. Maybe it is a good thing she doesn’t ever seem to be around them. 

[sempervivum]

Daniel's thoughtfulness at trying to give Lizzie a taste of Paris, his nervousness at proposing, and his fear that Lizzie might reject him(??) seemed genuine, as did her joy at accepting him (also, she didn't laugh at that tiny ring). I also give him self-awareness props when he admitted that he needs to get his shit together and get a job. Lizzie's ugly white ear gauges look like those things you put on 3-ring paper holes to keep them from tearing (this reference is probably a complete mystery to anyone under 50).

Glorietta sounded exactly like her mother, the way she attacked Alex when she didn't want to have to answer his question.  'Shove the flowers up your ass! And the candy!' She's either completely divorced from reality or trying to save face: 'I'm telling you, that Alex is a HANDFUL'. Kato and his wife have made some poor style choices, but seemed almost too sensible for this show; they need to go join Tommy, Lacey's dad, and Puppy's mom in the Normals Room.

Still not getting how Vince's small Air Force salary was going to support 3 other adults. Amber didn't mention the great medical invention, so it doesn't seem she was counting on that. She needs to think hard about her relationships with her mom and Puppy, who are basically asking her to prostitute herself to buy them a work-free lifestyle.

If it wasn't for her gross kissy-facing with Tony, I'd really think Angela is putting us on. She seemed to have a permanent smirk throughout the episode. Her swooning at his physique was just bizarre: Tony does have broad shoulders, but that billowy black tee shirt is covering a big gut, and his ass is flat as a pancake. He sure was pink and shiny, though, if you like that kind of thing🙃

Lacey looks deformed in that black dress. Shane is taking credit for being restrained, but I got the impression he was intimidated by John's intensity. It infuriates me that it's legal for Lacey to allow her kids to be shown and even named on LAL, poor Marlow(sp?) is going to be fighting on playgrounds for years over this humiliation. 

[AZChristian]

42 minutes ago, Keywestclubkid said:

If she’s hitting the “men” she loves god only knows what she does to those poor kids. Maybe it is a good thing she doesn’t ever seem to be around them. 

This may explain why her father is so involved in taking care of the kids.  He's protecting them.

[OoogleEyes]

3 hours ago, Jeanne222 said:

I wondered who would be paying for that big meal?  Tommy with all that money?  Angela lusting for Tony?  Broke Tony?  None of them.

We are. We all are. We're paying with every brain cell lost from the copious amounts of alcohol needed to watch this circus 

[OoogleEyes]

2 hours ago, Persnickety1 said:

And I'm quite familiar with fits of inappropriate giggling...I was once escorted out of the Tiki Room at Disneyland by security because I couldn't quit laughing, and the harder I tried to stop the harder I laughed (happiest place on earth  my ass)  

You are a wild one, you are! May I join your gang?

[lasandi]

3 hours ago, Kangatush said:

That room goes for $179 a night.  I want to know why it's so big.  It's a hotel room, why does it need to be the size of a gym?

Was the job interview conducted of the roof?  I think all interviews should be done like that.

Dear Glorietta, "Why do you love me?" is not an insane trick question, especially on Valentimes Day.  Maybe the answer is in your heart purse.  

It really isn’t.  However, Glorietta needs to be told in advance that she is about to be asked a serious question.  She needs to mull it around in her head a while to come up with an airhead answer.   She actually does not know why.....walking outside was not enough time to think.   Bottom line, neither one really loves the other.  She’s in love with having her dream wedding and he’s in love with getting back to Juliana.  

Edited November 9, 2019 by lasandi
Changed love to dream wedding

[Spike]

1 hour ago, sempervivum said:

He sure was pink and shiny, though, if you like that kind of thing🙃

His head did resemble a lubricated phallus tip.

14 minutes ago, lasandi said:

 She needs to mull it around in her head a while to come up with an airhead answer.  

We have a mutual love for cigarettes.

[Empress1]

John really has Lacey and Shane's number. Lacey probably IS Shane's sugar mama right now (he's days out and has no job, and he's also only 21), he knows Lacey cheats since she cheated on her husband with him, and there's no way she doesn't cheat on Shane. She's also quick to hit, hence him calling her abusive. All three are pretty awful but of the three of them, John wins. I can't even stand the sound of Lacey's voice. I had to mute them.

It was so obvious that Julianna is The One to Alex. He was gazing at her adoringly. I feel bad for Glorietta, and also for Dawn to be in the position of knowing Alex isn't all the way in with Glorietta. He's totally laying the groundwork for a breakup.

Lizzy and Daniel are just so young and dumb. That's all I see when I look at them. Lizzy seemed genuinely happy.

Angela is dumb, but not young. This Tony shit is ridiculous. And as for him, does he not know we saw him on TV talking about how he has no place to go and he would get Angela back on the hook? I hate when people insult my intelligence.

[hoosiermom]

Dude and Bro have become a common slang term for both men and women and apparently “bitch” has too. As an old person, this is hard for me to wrap my head around.

[Keywestclubkid]

Lol I can’t with this hotel ... each room is more tacky then the last....https://www.destinationsinn.com

[Drogo]

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