S03.E01: Crazy In Love

[Drogo]

Caesar plans to see his dream woman after five years of talking online; Timothy is stuck in a love triangle; Rebecca keeps a secret from her Tunisian boyfriend; Avery prepares to meet a man who lives in a war zone.

[noveltylibrary65]

I wonder how many guys Maria has on a money string sending out her 'my baby' vids 😂

[AllisonWonderland]

Ok, so I think Rebecca (is that the filter one?) is totally adorable even without the filters, especially for 46! I think she's done herself a serious disservice by digging in on the "Wook at me, I just a sweet baby foxy woxy!" thing, because where he very likely *wouldn't* have been disappointed before, now he very possibly will be. Sucks, bruh* 

*bruh = both of them. 

[LennieBriscoe]

So Gumshoe Becky's after Husband #4! 😵 No,  he does NOT sound sincere!

Caesar,  aka Will Smith,  meditates,  bicycles, works as a nail technician, and gives tens of thousands of dollars to a Ukrainian scam artist. I guarantee you,  Caesar,  she is not your soul mate, and you are not her sole mate. 

[milner]

This is a very dumb bunch. Everyone is being scammed. And what is Ferrari boy’s job?

[Mierin]

2 minutes ago, milner said:

This is a very dumb bunch. Everyone is being scammed. And what is Ferrari boy’s job?

He said she was a model.

[MISTIE]

6 minutes ago, milner said:

This is a very dumb bunch. Everyone is being scammed. And what is Ferrari boy’s job?

He makes guns that he considers works of art. As a former North Carolinian, I would like to go on record saying not everyone in North Carolina is so obnoxious!

[EarlGreyTea]

Sorry, y'all, I found Caesar oddly endearing. Obviously we've had plenty of wolves in sheep's clothing on this show who turn out to be total pricks, but so far this guy is likeable for me. I would not in a million years have guessed that he worked in a nail salon. I'd love it if my husband could do my manicures for free. I wonder how much he makes in a year to be sending her $800 a month. That's rent for a lot of people.

...But yeah. He's being scammed big time. I felt bad when his face visibly WOMP WOMPed when the producer asked him if he thought she was sending videos to other men.

[Mierin]

Yeah, Caesar is being scammed.  It really looks bad.

[Cammi]

15 years ago guys hadda step up their game sending flowers to their woman, taking them out to eat, vacations, buying jewelry etc. Fast forward to today- a 48 year old woman is over the moon giddy and feels loved cuz some lazy eyed Tunisian sends her lots of heart emojis. JFC ffs. I blame Disney for this wanting to find Prince Charming crap. It’s cute at 14, not so much at almost 50. 

Whats up with that one Ferrari dude’s tiny shoulders? WHERE ARE HIS SHOULDERS? 

Edited August 5, 2019 by Cammi
More snark needed

[BradandJanet]

Caesar has pretty rough nails for a nail technician. That said, I wish somebody would put a lock on his debit card. 

[Kiss my mutt]

Notice how Ukraine woman never says his names. It’s always baby so she can send it to all her tricks. 

I knew when he wired the money he was gonna be SOL. Is her story true? That she couldn’t get out because of Russian attacks?

[iwasish]

8 minutes ago, Cammi said:

15 years ago guys hadda step up their game sending flowers to their woman, taking them out to eat, vacations, buying jewelry etc. Fast forward to today- a 48 year old woman is over the moon giddy and feels loved cuz some lazy eyed Tunisian sends her lots of heart emojis. JFC ffs. I blame Disney for this wanting to find Prince Charming crap. It’s cute at 14, not so much at almost 50. 

Whats up with that one Ferrari dude’s tiny shoulders? WHERE ARE HIS SHOULDERS? 

And he wants to recycle the engagement ring? 

[nutella fitzgerald]

Do we usually get as much producer interaction this soon as we did with Caesar? I kind of wish this spinoff had a Pillow Talk so that we could get Nicole to react to this storyline.

[talktoomuch]

Just now, nutella fitzgerald said:

Do we usually get as much producer interaction this soon as we did with Caesar? I kind of wish this spinoff had a Pillow Talk so that we could get Nicole to react to this storyline.

Never seen so much producer insertion. Especially this early on. Even the producers feel bad for him.

[HunterHunted]

3 hours ago, noveltylibrary65 said:

I wonder how many guys Maria has on a money string sending out her 'my baby' vids 😂

Out of all of Maria's many many many suitors, the one that has no chance with her is the one who rides his bike to work, clips coupons, and has to borrow money from his boss. Even his explanation about why he sent her $800 a month made no sense. He said the US dollar goes farther over there, which is why he sent her $800 a month. No dopey! That's why you send her $200 a month. With $800 a month, she's living nicer than Caesar's dopey ass.

Rebecca is kind of a terrible private investigator.

I love Darcey's new guy being turned off by her emotional outbursts. How was he putting up with her for all of these years when Darcey is 90% emotional outbursts?

Edited August 5, 2019 by HunterHunted

[Cammi]

1 minute ago, talktoomuch said:

Never seen so much producer insertion. Especially this early on. Even the producers feel bad for him.

I don’t feel bad for Cesar salad. He could go right down the street to the nearest church and find a good woman who’s also a great mom. She’d probably be 15lbs overweight, tired a lot from working hard so not in the mood to send half naked selfies all day, and not “Instagram ready” though. His shallow ass wants a model with the personality of a microwaved potato. So let him get played! Tired of people feeling bad for these fools that obviously only care about looks. Sorry, may be an unpopular opinion, but I don’t think you can fall in love with someone you’ve never met. Friends? Yes. Lust? Yeah sure. In love? Nope. You’re in love with the idea of them. True love requires face time (not the iPhone kind), in person. Caesar salad is seemingly sweet, but shallow as they come. Hope that Ukrainian takes him for all she can get. 

[Spike]

There is no way Darcy’s boyfriend is 39.

IMO both Darcy and Stacy look frightening but in different ways.  Either they had different procedures or different docs performing them.  There were times when Stacy looked over from the other treatment chair and at certain angles looked like Hillary Clinton.

i have never been to a nail salon but are male technicians a thing?  Straight male technicians?  And would women be requesting them?  

[Adeejay]

Can't help but wonder how many men Maria has on the hook.  With just a couple of Caesars she can live like a queen. 

I don't understand why Avery's parents are just sitting there looking shell shock.  Surely, there has to be something they can do to stop her. 

[CSunshine76]

6 minutes ago, Spike said:

There is no way Darcy’s boyfriend is 39.

IMO both Darcy and Stacy look frightening but in different ways.  Either they had different procedures or different docs performing them.  There were times when Stacy looked over from the other treatment chair and at certain angles looked like Hillary Clinton.

i have never been to a nail salon but are male technicians a thing?  Straight male technicians?  And would women be requesting them?  

I have straight male nail techs all the time.  It’s certainly not unusual.  I did love how the editors set it up with Caesar talking about his stressful job and he rolls in the nail salon...I immediately assumed he was the owner.  Should have known better.

[For Cereals]

9 minutes ago, Spike said:

There is no way Darcy’s boyfriend is 39.

IMO both Darcy and Stacy look frightening but in different ways.  Either they had different procedures or different docs performing them.  There were times when Stacy looked over from the other treatment chair and at certain angles looked like Hillary Clinton.

i have never been to a nail salon but are male technicians a thing?  Straight male technicians?  And would women be requesting them?  

If they were shirtless and looked like Roller from Claws...I’ve only seen a couple of men.  One happened to be the salon owner.  I wouldn’t care as long as they did a good job.

[sainte-chapelle]

I am so happy I got to relive "You never loved me get out of my life!"

[Toaster Strudel]

I will begin the roasting with Avery, a freshly baked Muslim with a still uncooked center.

Normally, I would dismiss the fears that she might join ISIS as irrational, borderline racist poppycock from her family members.

But after watching the whole segments, I'm utterly convinced that she has the perfect combination of traits that would make her an easy and enthusiastic recruit for the next terrorist cell or organized crime enterprise that half-ass try to lure her. Or a hostage. She's absolutely daft enough for this. Romanticizing living in a war-torn country, lacking any forethought or planning, and longing for an iron rule upon her life, she's a perfect mark.

For some reason she seems to crave the tight swaddle of authoritarian structure. Well... she does, for now. It's the flavor of the moment. Did she yearn for the Muslim faith, or to surrender her daily decision making in a misguided search for utopia? "Something to keep me in line and on the right path" were her exact words. To this end, she now adheres to a rigid set of instructions of what to eat, how to dress, when to pray, etc. No dating in Islam! No kissing before marriage!

She tried to cajole her family into learning Arabic - a preposterous request. They may learn a few words for fun, but it's not her business to make this request. "You guys can deal with what I do," she hisses to her family, as she is keeping secret that he already proposed and she is flying to Lebanon to marry him and move to Syria.

Why is her mother indulging her recklessness by accompanying her to Lebanon? Since Avery needs structure so much, why not give her what she needs and coerce her to wait a 5 year cool off period before marrying this guy? He proposed without meeting her, a huge red flag she refuses to reckon.

I eyerolled pretty hard at the "King & Queen" texts. People really fall for this nonsense? She was really gobbling it up.

[Caseysgirl]

I was willing to give Darcy a bit of a pass the last time because Jessie was such a douche, but now she’s just on the TLC gravy train and dragging her poor daughters along with her. More crying through her false lashes and acting a fool, but it bought her a nice house. I agree with the poster who has little pity for Caesar, he is a nice looking man who works with lots of woman, he doesn’t need to go looking in the Ukraine. He’s looking for someone out of his league. The fact that Ukranian are as well known for their scams as Nigerian men, should be a clue but he doesn’t want to see it.

[happy hobo]

1 hour ago, Cammi said:

15 years ago guys hadda step up their game sending flowers to their woman, taking them out to eat, vacations, buying jewelry etc. Fast forward to today- a 48 year old woman is over the moon giddy and feels loved cuz some lazy eyed Tunisian sends her lots of heart emojis. JFC ffs. I blame Disney for this wanting to find Prince Charming crap. It’s cute at 14, not so much at almost 50. 

Whats up with that one Ferrari dude’s tiny shoulders? WHERE ARE HIS SHOULDERS? 

YES!!!! All of what you said!

[Toaster Strudel]

Oh! The perils of yearning for a relationship with someone way above your pay grade in the looks department, and needing to rummage through the beauties in poorer countries in order to do so.

Ceasar is a few croutons short of a salad.

He's totally into her looks. He sees himself walking down the street with her and being the envy of every other man, her presence inflating his status in society.

They never met (as long as she can help it, this will remain true for eternity), and she calls him "my husband" to make it obvious she's scamming him but he refuses to see this. He is completely bogged down and paralyzed with the sunk cost fallacy. He's poor; $800 extra a month (probably more, he's embarrassed to admit the real amount) would go a long way for him. Wanna bet that "Maria" isn't clipping coupons in Ukraine?

She sure doesn't want him to show up in Ukraine. He'd be in control. He'd be showing up on her turf. He wouldn't cancel. Under the guise of Ukraine being "too cold" she demands to meet at a resort in Mexico while Ceasar tries to compute how many coupons he'll have to use to make it happen. He trusts her; he re-assures her; he tells not to worry, he'll come through for her. He's trying to be her most humble and perfect servant for her.

Then he begs his skeptical boss for money. The guy doesn't believe she'll show up but he loans him the money. Ceasar is going to be rubbing feet and pressing mails 'til Kingdom comes to pay him back.

He sends her the money, and tells him that she can no longer leave Ukraine for vague bullshit reasons. Her tone is angry, condescending, and guilt-inducing. She even tells him that he only cares about himself, which makes him cry in front of the cameras, because he let her scam him of so much money for so long, how can she call him selfish?

That's what happens when you allow yourself to believe that some silicon, kiss-blowing barbie in Ukraine wants to marry into your coupon-cutting, bicycle-riding lifestyle, is keeping her legs together saving herself for you. Perhaps she rather live off the $800/month, which "goes a long way in Ukraine?"

[BoomerRumor]

47 minutes ago, Adeejay said:

I don't understand why Avery's parents are just sitting there looking shell shock.  Surely, there has to be something they can do to stop her. 

They're praying for the day they finally get rid of her sorry ass.

[Spike]

27 minutes ago, Caseysgirl said:

I was willing to give Darcy a bit of a pass the last time because Jessie was such a douche, but now she’s just on the TLC gravy train and dragging her poor daughters along with her. More crying through her false lashes and acting a fool, but it bought her a nice house. I agree with the poster who has little pity for Caesar, he is a nice looking man who works with lots of woman, he doesn’t need to go looking in the Ukraine. He’s looking for someone out of his league. The fact that Ukranian are as well known for their scams as Nigerian men, should be a clue but he doesn’t want to see it.

It is interesting to see an African American man portrayed as a victim when they are so often portrayed as the perpetrator.  And a white woman as the predator.

[Kiss my mutt]

Good Lord! Being a nail technician must pay well if Cesear can afford to send $800 a month and over $40,000 total! 

[Angry Moldovan]

Tom is a poor woman’s Colin Firth

[Kiss my mutt]

Tom doesn’t seem to even particularly like old Ratchet face. 

[Frozendiva]

I wonder what Avery's next flavor of the month will be. College gives you structure, as does a full-time job. Not that easy to just jump from one religion/way of life to another. There can be prices to pay. Not exactly all that smart to want to move to Syria - maybe if you were older, and a doctor or other profession where your services would be needed. You have never met this guy, and only see what he has shown you online. Buyer beware. And oh, yeah, the Canadian W5 special on ISIS brides looking to come home to Canada was pretty grim.

Hope you've worked on yourself a bit, Darcey. Otherwise, you have attracted the dark haired, British version of Jesse and you will repeat the same relationship. Nice that he would arrange a car for you, but I think I'd rather take a cab.

Caesar, please bring someone in to your life who really cares about you. This Maria chick is using you. $40,000 on her? You don't have that kind of cash to waste on someone like that. $100 a month would be more than enough. For all you know, that really isn't her on the phone chatting to you. And excuse after excuse about not meeting you - there is a problem in the Ukraine, Russia, etc. Shameful. Cut her off until she actually buys a ticket and shows up. And ask for the money back since she can't come and has no plans to repurchase a ticket. And maybe bring a friend. People in Russia/Ukraine also like the Caribbean.

As a PI, Rebecca's spidey sense should be all over her Tunisian friend. She has ways to check people out. The average person can look up a name on a search engine, pop a photo on a search engine, and do all sorts of free checks. Nope, a bunch of emojis and filters and ears and tail. Yep. Marriage #4 is not likely to work out since the first 3 didn't.

Dude with the expensive car, former fiancé, new woman in Colombia, and the eyebrows, be careful. Your lovely lady is probably scamming you and is bad news No one is out of anyone's league, really. The scammers should just find someone on their level to scam. Seems to be all about finding some sort of Instagram model foreign arm candy to dangle. Not a real, proper relationship. As long as you look good and all eyes are on the person you scored. Beauty is only skin deep and for some of these folks, how many accordion parts are in the wallet.

7 minutes ago, Kiss my mutt said:

Good Lord! Being a nail technician must pay well if Cesear can afford to send $800 a month and over $40,000 total! 

Maybe he gets good tips.

[Toaster Strudel]

Still-married Rebecca is a head on collision of two runaway, no-brakes freight trains, one transporting dumpster fires, and the other, airline fuel and hot garbage.

First, there's the juvenile furry fox snapchat filters with the chipmunk voice, how old is this venerable beldam? Almost 50?

Second, there's the full makeup regimen before each trivial, say-nothing chat session, and a ring light. This is how insecure she is.

When she started to tear up over, I kid you not, an overabundance of lazy emojis as evidence of sincere love, I had to pause, get up and pace in disbelief for 5 minutes. Most people are over this developmental stage by the time they turn 4. "I can tell he really means it" - you can tell he really means a row of 25 repeated emojis?  Please, Sharp Entertainment, have mercy on me.

And when she walked down the hallway of framed collages of her snapchat filters and his blow up avatars I completely lost it. She's a freaking obsessed stalker.

Then she grabbed a mug with his picture on it.  There was nothing left for me to do than to stand on my head and spit wooden nickels.

Alas! There was to be more bad news in the form of her Rasputin look-alike boyfriend reciting tired old love clichés with the halted, monotone delivery of a mortician. "I lahve yuuu muuhhhhhhhhhRRRRRRR. Yoh a' mahne!" Serious question, was he trolling her?

Of course he told her that age doesn't matter.

WAIT WHAT ~UTURN~

She did a K1 with a Moroccan guy who looks in his early twenties, if failed, and she's doing it again? "I know I've done this before but it's different this time." How? Is it the right amount of emojis, moron?

I CAN'T!!!!!! This is too much train wreck even for me!

Is it me or is all she does is put GPS trackers under everything that moves for a living?

Her kids look furious and disgusted, like I imagine all viewers do too. They are completely exasperated and done with her romantic delusion BS. Rebecca got really testy receiving even a small dose of reality. "DON'T SAY THAT" - she barked, like Andrei grabbing Libby's phone.

Why did she wait so long to divorce her Jay-aged scamming Moroccan? I want to know.

[DaphneCat]

So Tom tells Darcy she will be too gross to look at when she gets off the plane (after a flight that's only slightly longer than a cross country flight in the US) and he will let her go somewhere to turn herself back in to a human being.  Like somehow she can't pack a toothbrush in her carry-on.  And Darcy thinks this is "romantic"?   Will she also think it is romantic when he makes her move to a hotel if she gets the flu or even a bad cold?  If he can't handle looking at her after an approximately 7 hour flight I hope they never plan a trip to Australia!

[Toaster Strudel]

Darcey's James Bond.

After reading the illiterate and unimaginative text conversations between all the other fools, I was pleasantly surprised that James Bond is able to write at senior high school level. How refreshing! He is a smoker... gross.

By involving her daughters in conversations about her love life, she is modeling for them behaviors that they might very imitate unconsciously.

She's clearly Jessematized and on the rebound. "Let's not talk about Jesse so much" said James, who probably never brings up Jesse.

The injection appointment was fascinating. They were like grotesque, bloated gargoyles after the treatment. Stacey especially looked like she'd been punched in the face, or in the middle of an anaphylactic reaction. Darcey's upper lip overhung her lower lip like Daffy Duck.

[Frozendiva]

I've landed at Heathrow at 6 am. I keep some makeup in the bag, maybe a toothbrush, hairbrush, etc. Find a bathroom, wash your face and touch yourself up. If you fly a higher class, there is usually a nice lounge for you at the airport. Or you can rent a day room at a nearby hotel for a few hours (i.e. those flying to say, India, later on that day). Darcey being the international woman of mystery or whatever, should have those tools with her. Or tie her hair up in a ponytail or something.

[Toaster Strudel]

The Ferrari Douche has an ex-wife with Debbie-like qualities. She is cray. She still thinks he's her family.

He likes Colombians because of their family values. Uh? Like Pao's? Where do guys get these ideas?

I have to cut him some slack because he's still involved with his ex-wife's daughter and she thinks the world of him.

Jennifer sure knows how to work her angles, talking to him with her head sideways and looking at him with one seductive eye. Douche was willing to pay for the privilege in the form of a $500 dress.

Douche's moral code, by his own admission, is that you have to go all out to please hot chicks. But average chicks... they can be had on the cheap and with minimal effort. Kinda like what Zied is doing with Rebecca.

[Hannah94]

Caesar seriously said he spent $450 on a bouquet of flowers and a card? What the actual fuck. And Rebecca, albeit she seems a bit peculiar because of her actions, looks very nice and put together: unlike most of the 90 Day cast, she wears decent clothes and she really doesn't need to use those filters - I think she is very pretty. That said, what is she doing, dating a guy across the world that is half her age? She doesn't seem like a dimwit like Danielle or Nicole so I am curious to see how she ended up in this train wreck. Darcy - snore, boring, dumber than a box of rocks. 

[HunterHunted]

Had Avery's family and friends considered her conversion sincere and legitimate, they might have been more successful in discouraging her from this foolishness with her fiance in Syria. As many of us said in the anticipation thread, there are many Muslim men in America. Why hasn't she looked for friends and a relationship here? She's in Columbus OH. The Ohio State University has 4,000 undergrad students who are Muslim. Were there no youth and social groups at the mosques in the area? Four hours north of her is one of the largest Muslim communities outside of the Muslim world in and around Detroit, Dearborn, and Ann Arbor. We're not talking about 5,000 or 10,000 individuals. We're talking 100,000 individuals.

Had they treated her conversion as more than a passing fancy, they could have asked her what her imam thought. Or what her sisters' or women's group leaders thought of the relationship and marriage. They could have asked her if her mosque had any sort of pre-marital counseling and classes. Right now she's dug her heels in about her love and marriage because it's all wrapped up in her feeling judged by her family for converting.

Avery did ask them to learn some phrases in Arabic, which elicited her mother's snotty response. Avery is being defiant because she feels rootless and lacking  purpose. She doesn't seem to be in college or have any goals. It appears that her family and friends view almost everything having to do with Islam as suspect. I bet it never even occurred to her family that if she met with Muslim college students, it might encourage her to go to college. Shocking!

[Frozendiva]

Maybe Ferrari Douche likes Colombians because some get to be finalists for the Miss Universe pageant. He is the one with the problem and overcompensates. The average chick also deserves some money spent on her - and she may have more to offer than the hot chick. For all he knows the hot chick may take his gifts and resell them on eBay.

Rebecca the PI is trying another African love rat type? What makes this different? It's the same man - again. Like a former coworker who had kids, eventually married the father, had the dream home chat of death (they moved in to the house and then split), found another dude to compete with her ex's new woman, and then found dude #2 after him, which was probably all the same dude with three different appearances and divorced him. So, two divorces in maybe 2-3 years.

The kids may have seen mom's follies over the years and have wised up. The whole Tunisia thing would throw me off and I would be asking any dude from there about what he really wants.

[Hannah94]

6 minutes ago, HunterHunted said:

Had Avery's family and friends considered her conversion sincere and legitimate, they might have been more successful in discouraging her from this foolishness with her fiance in Syria. As many of us said in the anticipation thread, there are many Muslim men in America. Why hasn't she looked for friends and a relationship here? She's in Columbus OH. The Ohio State University has 4,000 undergrad students who are Muslim. Were there no youth and social groups at the mosques in the area? Four hours north of her is one of the largest Muslim communities outside of the Muslim world in and around Detroit, Dearborn, and Ann Arbor. We're not talking about 5,000 or 10,000 individuals. We're talking 100,000 individuals.

Had they treated her conversion as more than a passing fancy, they could have asked her what her imam thought. Or what her sisters' or women's group leaders thought of the relationship and marriage. They could have asked her if her mosque had any sort of pre-marital counseling and classes. Right now she's dug her heels in about her love and marriage because it's all wrapped up in her feeling judged by her family for converting.

Avery did ask them to learn some phrases in Arabic, which elicited her mother's snotty response. Avery is being defiant because she feels rootless and lacking  purpose. She doesn't seem to be in college or have any goals. It appears that her family and friends view almost everything having to do with Islam as suspect. I bet it never even occurred to her family that if she met with Muslim college students, it might encourage her to go to college. Shocking!

Was that her little brother that put her on blast? "She always has a plan that never goes all the way through the plan" or something like that. He said she is different every day: one day she announced she was a vegetarian and yet she was sneaking fried chicken up to her bedroom and eating it secretly. Lmao, I laughed way too hard with this kid, who appears to be light years ahead of his sister in the brains department. 

[MISTIE]

The cast member's kids (and siblings) in this franchise always seem to be way ahead of their parents intelligence-wise. The apple seems to fall far from the tree.

Edited August 5, 2019 by MISTIE

[MISTIE]

2 hours ago, Cammi said:

Whats up with that one Ferrari dude’s tiny shoulders? WHERE ARE HIS SHOULDERS? 

Ugh! Tiny shoulders are such a turn-off!!

[Hannah94]

7 minutes ago, MISTIE said:

The cast member's kids (and siblings) in this franchise always seem to be way ahead of their parents intelligence-wise. The apple seems to fall far from the tree.

I just watched the scene when Production asked Chloe (the daughter) about Tim (I think that is his name) dating a girl in Colombia that he has never met. She said "I think he has lost his mind, but ok". Omg, the kids on this show make it worth it! 

[charmed1]

Caesar looks like if Ray Allen fell on hard times and he has the personality of Zach Galifianakis’  “twin brother,” Seth. If he has an extra 800 bucks every month, I think I have been seriously under tipping my nail techs.

I’ll be willing to bet that Avery converted to Islam because she had a crush on her Muslim coworker.

[100Proof]

New and some old set of delusional wack jobs, yay!! 

Ugh, and Darcy shitforbrains... or is it her sister. Can't tell from all the injections

Edited August 5, 2019 by 100Proof

[Floatingbison]

I'm watching the second round of the West Coast feed and I'm still digesting all of this, but I want to say, it's great to be back with all of you!   

Edited August 5, 2019 by Floatingbison

[MISTIE]

Is Caesar this season's Nicole? Plans falling through and no attempts from his beloved to meet up?

[Hannah94]

4 minutes ago, MISTIE said:

Is Caesar this season's Nicole? Plans falling through and no attempts from his beloved to meet up?

Did he say they have been "dating" for five years and yet have never met in person? Perhaps we have finally found someone more delusional than Nicole!

[chickenella]

3 hours ago, talktoomuch said:

3 hours ago, nutella fitzgerald said:

Do we usually get as much producer interaction this soon as we did with Caesar? I kind of wish this spinoff had a Pillow Talk so that we could get Nicole to react to this storyline.

Never seen so much producer insertion. Especially this early on. Even the producers feel bad for him.

I noticed this also. I know he's after a woman above his league but other than that he seems like a nice, hard working guy.

Why isn't he pursuing local women? Where are his family members? His friends? His support system? Everyone else had their family members on this episode, I think. I really hope he isn't all alone because I fear this relationship will end badly.

And $800 a month? With all those riches in the Ukraine, she could have saved enough for her plane ticket to Mexico.

Also, the filter woman, she is attractive, she doesn't need the filters! I love her hair color.