S04.E13: Judgement Day/S04.E14: Tell All

[RealReality]

1 hour ago, Angry Moldolvian said:

I’m not going to get political except to say there are legitimate refugees that are escaping horrors we can’t imagine, and Larissa is strutting down the strip without a care. It doesn’t seem fair

*sigh* it doesn't seem fair that I am living a relatively nice life, mostly because I won the birth lottery and other people suffer because they haven't. 

I love this country, but I'm not sure I love this country enough to sleep with Colt....or talk to Colt ....or ride in a car with Colt....or to have to look at Debbie's wart on a daily basis.....

[Angry Moldovan]

18 hours ago, RealReality said:

*sigh* it doesn't seem fair that I am living a relatively nice life, mostly because I won the birth lottery and other people suffer because they haven't. 

I love this country, but I'm not sure I love this country enough to sleep with Colt....or talk to Colt ....or ride in a car with Colt....or to have to look at Debbie's wart on a daily basis.....

I’m thinking of the random lottery of life, and where knowing what I know about Roly McPoly where I would escape from for his bargain basement green card. Somalia and Saudi Arabia come to mind. I’d take Asia, the America’s, Eastern Europe and parts of Africa to avoid him.

Edited July 30, 2019 by Angry Moldolvian
Clariteeeee

[PinkFlamingo]

Somehow got a double post so I’ll just edit and say Pao sucks. 

Edited July 29, 2019 by PinkFlamingo

[Spike]

27 minutes ago, RealReality said:

We were talking about 90 DF the other way and how ridiculous it was for Tiffany to bring her kid into a situation in a different country to live with a man she doesn't know that we'll, has issues and red flags and that she hasn't spent a ton of time with.

Colt, as I see it, misrepresented himself and his situation.  I believe he told her and promised her a lot and hasn't delivered and Debbie appears to be a mean drunk.  Perhaps it was prudent of Larissa not to bring her children here, and expose them to this mess.

It seems like she discussed bringing them over when talking to Colt.  But I wouldn't want kids in such a situation, and so if she wants to bring them over she is going to need another route.  In the meantime she can start working and sending money home.  The money she can make here has to be better than what.she can make in Brazil.

She doubt she will end up with Eric because Eric is gay and Eric is a famewhore.  Her best bet is to keep herself up (which she is doing) and try to find a solid, older man who has some money and grown kids.  

I think she could bring over only one because the other was adopted.  I would assume the adoptive parents would want to keep their kid.

[Frozendiva]

32 minutes ago, TwirlyGirly said:

Coltee is a 3...max...on a good day.

Trouble is he wants, and thinks he deserves - a 9 or 10.

But the only women who will put up with him and his current "wife" long-term* is going to be a 1 or a 2 (both in physical appearance and intelligence/personality). 

*Coltee may experience a temporary "bump" in his popularity/desirability (UGH) due to his exposure from the show and online (OK, now I've grossed myself out - but curiosity-seekers are a thing), however that will be short lived. 

There are lots of unattractive men with beautiful partners. They have other qualities - like a beautiful wallet - that make up for looks.

Colt may not find an American woman but he can probably find someone abroad who will tolerate him. And Debbie. Someone meek who can be pushed around. Maybe someone smarter who will keep notes on him. He misrepresented himself to Larissa. Maybe slightly stretched the truth in that he really drove a pumpkin without air conditioning.

There may be a brief uptake in women wanting to date a man who is on TV. Maybe they think he got a bad deal or bad edit and that things at Casa Colt did not involve Debbie’s dungeon. He may behave for a bit, having learned from mistakes he made with Larissa. Those won’t be made again.

The next woman may also face DV charges. Such bad luck to attract so many abusive women. And maybe Colt and Debbie will move to a different city.

[nutella fitzgerald]

47 minutes ago, milner said:

And ask all the women if the producers force them to dress like that.

Rachel on Before the 90 Days got a ton of shit for dressing like the average American woman (tees/sweats and jeans).

36 minutes ago, RealReality said:

We were talking about 90 DF the other way and how ridiculous it was for Tiffany to bring her kid into a situation in a different country to live with a man she doesn't know that we'll, has issues and red flags and that she hasn't spent a ton of time with.

Colt, as I see it, misrepresented himself and his situation.  I believe he told her and promised her a lot and hasn't delivered and Debbie appears to be a mean drunk.  Perhaps it was prudent of Larissa not to bring her children here, and expose them to this mess.

It seems like she discussed bringing them over when talking to Colt.  But I wouldn't want kids in such a situation, and so if she wants to bring them over she is going to need another route.  In the meantime she can start working and sending money home.  The money she can make here has to be better than what.she can make in Brazil.  

Colt doesn’t even seem like he wants kids. Tiffany dragging a third grader to South Africa to call a stranger “dad” was super messed up, but at least her kid’s new dad doesn’t seem to resent his existence (though YMMV on whether or not Ronald plans to sell the child for magic beans).

[RealReality]

2 minutes ago, nutella fitzgerald said:

Rachel on Before the 90 Days got a ton of shit for dressing like the average American woman (tees/sweats and jeans).

Colt doesn’t even seem like he wants kids. Tiffany dragging a third grader to South Africa to call a stranger “dad” was super messed up, but at least her kid’s new dad doesn’t seem to resent his existence (though YMMV on whether or not Ronald plans to sell the child for magic beans).

His rush to get Larissa to drop other dudes and exclusively have a relationship with him, and his desire to get his live sex doll to the United States I'm sure made him say a lot of things.  That he would be happy for her kids to come over was probably one of them.

Thank goodness she didn't drag them into this situation.

[nutella fitzgerald]

2 minutes ago, RealReality said:

His rush to get Larissa to drop other dudes and exclusively have a relationship with him, and his desire to get his live sex doll to the United States I'm sure made him say a lot of things.  That he would be happy for her kids to come over was probably one of them.

Thank goodness she didn't drag them into this situation.

It’s interesting that while Season 6 was the biggest hot mess of 90 Day Fiancé casts, it had two of the most sensible decisions regarding children: Ashley’s being completely left out of filming, and Larissa pointing out that she had only met Colt twice before she moved in with him, so she didn’t really know him well enough to bring her kids over with her.

[libgirl2]

1 hour ago, Angry Moldolvian said:

When I would take my two monkeys home for a visit to Australia I had to have a notarised letter from my husband giving permission to leave the country. It was 50/50 if I was asked for it. I’m still traumatised by the 80s classic Not Without My Daughter.

Yes, when I would take my son to visit my mom's family in another country, I had to get a notarized letter with my ex's signature (he was find with the whole thing). I was never asked once but I had it. That was in the late 90s. 

[PinkFlamingo]

2 hours ago, Angry Moldolvian said:

When I would take my two monkeys home for a visit to Australia I had to have a notarised letter from my husband giving permission to leave the country. It was 50/50 if I was asked for it. I’m still traumatised by the 80s classic Not Without My Daughter.

Am I the only one who read this and thought what a weird process for bringing pet monkeys to another country? And then quickly realized you meant children (human people). 😂 

It’s been a long day and it’s only Monday, lol. 

But seriously how cool would it be to travel with two monkeys? 

These are my emotional support monkeys, now everyone just be cool while they terrorize everyone else on the plane. 

Edited July 29, 2019 by PinkFlamingo

[100Proof]

8 hours ago, bichonblitz said:

So how does a foreigner with no green card that has been arrested 3 times and is already divorced from the American she married only to be able to stay here manage to stay here? Our judicial system confuses me. 

3 hours ago, Angry Moldolvian said:

I’m not going to get political except to say there are legitimate refugees that are escaping horrors we can’t imagine, and Larissa is strutting down the strip without a care. It doesn’t seem fair

These 'oxygen thieves' (credit: below deck)...the Larissa's, Pao's, Pedro's, Jay's, Mr Moldover, etc etc etc.... all need to be drop kicked tf outta here. 

They just take up space that could be had by some real worthy immigrants looking for an actual better life and who'd actually contribute something

3 hours ago, TwirlyGirly said:

Coltee is a 3...max...on a good day.

Larissa is a 3 and they make a good match afaic, lol

TLC could strike gold by putting all these dysfunctional morons all in the same house and forced to live together for several months. Really surprised they haven't done it. 

Edited July 29, 2019 by 100Proof

[Honey]

Shawn: "Eric, do you feel threatened by Colt?"

Eric: "Absolutely........Just kidding"

Colt seethed and I died from laughter.

[seacliffsal]

So, the brand new information that really surprised me (but should not have surprised me) was that Father Elizabeth helped Andrei buy a semi-truck.  Those are hugely expensive!!!  I guess Andrei couldn't get a job driving for someone else, so he had to have his own truck, which he still doesn't drive.  Yeah, Andrei has too much "pride."  I'm so glad that he has refused all monetary help from Father Elizabeth and is working hard on his own to provide for his family.  Oh, wait...

[Kareem]

Two (of many) things that irk:

Jay making it seem that there are mitigating circumstances regarding his need to try to screw anything he sees, beginning three days after the wedding.  His “I know a secret!” thing was wasted as no one believed him nor gave a damn.  Even the bbq barber brigade determined he is an ass, and said so.  

I think Pao has had the power and Roos’ balls for so long that she takes it all for granted.  Imagine my delight when Roos found a backbone for a brief moment and said that if it weren’t for the baby with the dumb name, he wouldn’t want to come home.  Priceless.  The espice may be wearing off The Giant Red Lips from Hell and the vile personality attached to them. Her unsolicited two cents to the others was annoying, as was her bitching so much about him not helping enough.

Since Larissa is a clean freak and Pao is busy feeding Otto the Fish every hour or two while planning her return to the world of almost modeling and reggaeton videos, and since Roos can’t do anything right, maybe Pao can hire Larissa to clean and Roos can run away screaming.  It would solve a number of problems.  

[bravofan27]

I'm disappointed Coltee couldn't see through the Eric and Larissa act. Larissa was laughing in glee because she couldn't even believe how amazingly perfect her plan to make Coltee jealous went.

My mind is blown, that Coltee, knowing how cheap he and his mom both are, thought he would be able to scold Larissa into financial submission. But he bit his own ass wanting a wife that was sexy, but then was unwilling to pay for the maintenance.

I think he's fine with Debbie and porn. I think that's all he's willing to afford. I also think that Coltee, like he himself said, have a good thing going and anything that jeopardizes that isn't going to work.

[Kid]

I am watching part two now. I am not a fan of Nicole. However, I thought she showed some real compassion for Ashley when Pao was delivering her snide comments about Ashley and Jay’s marriage.  I thought the way Nicole reacted to that was admirable.

[Angry Moldovan]

2 hours ago, PinkFlamingo said:

Am I the only one who read this and thought what a weird process for bringing pet monkeys to another country? And then quickly realized you meant children (human people). 😂 

It’s been a long day and it’s only Monday, lol. 

But seriously how cool would it be to travel with two monkeys? 

These are my emotional support monkeys, now everyone just be cool while they terrorize everyone else on the plane. 

They may be 16 and 19 but they are still my monkey chunks lol. Actually both boys ( with the exception of the very first trans pac flight are very good). I would always hear the groans when we’d get on the plane, by the end people were in awe at how good they were. If only they’d take out the trash, sigh

[HorrrGoodnight]

2 hours ago, PinkFlamingo said:

These are my emotional support monkeys, now everyone just be cool while they terrorize everyone else on the plane. 

Just be prepared to hear lots of disgruntled passengers shouting "Don't terrorize me with your monkeys! You are sabatoging this flight!" 🙈🙉🙊

[renatae]

21 hours ago, Cherrio said:

''Colt penciled on a beard and Debbie invested in a new shirt. Wow."

Quoted from the live chat.

I think Colt borrowed some of Debbie's beard.

Did I hear correctly tonight?  Larissa has her boyfriend there, so what? They are divorced so she is free to do as she pleases.   So, Debbie says now they will get a restraining order ? For what?

     It is very clear as to why Larissa ended up in jail numerous times.   This sicko mother and son.  They lied to police as far as I am concerned. You can't drum up restraining orders and arrests becausev fat slob spoiled Colt isn't getting his way.  

Good bye Wart-hogs

I agree completely. They are so vindictive. It's not enough she is out of their lives. Deb wants her in jail. Neither thinks she should be able to move on in life. They both completely lost it at the prospect that if she was deported, Eric would follow. Nothing but bread, water, and hard time is good enough for them.

Listen, unholy duo. You've got your skeevy relationship back and your new passive aggressive wheels. Have a little grace and allow her a life, too. She didn't scam you. She wishes you well. Move on.

[greekmom]

4 hours ago, RealReality said:

Colt, as I see it, misrepresented himself and his situation.  I believe he told her and promised her a lot and hasn't delivered and Debbie appears to be a mean drunk.  Perhaps it was prudent of Larissa not to bring her children here, and expose them to this mess.

This. Exactly.

I don't understand how many people are standing up for Team Colt. Not that I absolve Larissa but I understand her position.  My ex husband was a 'Colt' and his sister was the Debbie in our relationship.   The gas lighting, the guilt trip, the empty promises, etc. Then when you stand up for yourself, you are deemed as crazy because you are fight back.  Everything gets twisted and you are looked at the bad guy.

Yeah, if Larissa took a swipe at Colt, I don't blame her. 

[nytonc]

4 hours ago, SunnyBeBe said:

I sort of agree, but, I think she's a very violent person and that's why she was arrested THREE times. 

I don’t like or respect Larissa but if i had to live with Coltie and Dobbie I would definitely snap big time! Kudos to Larissa for only getting arrested 3 times.  

[magemaud]

Was there ANY progress in the “Saga of Nicole and Azan” this season? They didn’t meet up anywhere, they didn’t get married, Nicole didn’t go to Morocco, they didn’t open a store. Absolutely NOTHING HAPPENED week after week. We saw a couple of FaceTime chats, Nicole bought a smoothie, pretended to work out  and any time someone tried to get a straight answer from her, she either walked away, smirked or shrugged. 

Even at the Tell All her only answer to any questions was “I don’t know how to answer that.” Maddening!  

[Elizzikra]

6 hours ago, Angry Moldolvian said:

Well I’m going ahead and claiming it for us. Drogo  even named the forum after the stew. Reddit has enough infamy. This is ours!!

ETA. It was brilliant @Toaster Strudel Who hilariously thought it up. So it belongs to us

But what if @Toaster Strudel also posts on Reddit????

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So, the brand new information that really surprised me (but should not have surprised me) was that Father Elizabeth helped Andrei buy a semi-truck.  Those are hugely expensive!!!  I guess Andrei couldn't get a job driving for someone else, so he had to have his own truck, which he still doesn't drive.  Yeah, Andrei has too much "pride."  I'm so glad that he has refused all monetary help from Father Elizabeth and is working hard on his own to provide for his family.  Oh, wait...

So how does that work? Andrei owns his own gigantic truck and then just gets contracted as an individual instead of working for company and driving their trucks? 

Do you think his mudflaps have silohuettes of shapley women with flowing hair on them?

Edited July 30, 2019 by Elizzikra

[iwasish]

9 hours ago, BravoAddict72 said:

I couldn't believe when Pao said she wouldn't go to a marriage counciling because the therapist would just tell Russ to help Pao more and she already did that. Unn, no. I would hope the therapist would tell this nitwit someone needs to pay the bills and Russ needs to work. She made him leave his good jobs in OK because she needed to be in Miami. He needs to take his son and move to OK.

Nicole, Azan does not love you! Get a clue already.

She’d go to a therapist fast enough if it was filmed and aired on TLC.  

[happy hobo]

12 hours ago, RealReality said:

Colt is the only man that Debbie will allow to access her slot machine 🤮

I think your spelling of off.

the correct spelling is S L U T machine.

11 hours ago, bichonblitz said:

I don't think it would be a good idea to watch them yelling and screaming, fighting 24/7 with an innocent baby in the home. That takes it to another level and I would hope Roos wouldn't want to be a party to that. Too toxic even for TLC. 

NOTHING is too toxic for this franchise. 

[happy hobo]

11 hours ago, Mrs. Hanson said:

I was talking to the tv when Colt was all "I want him GONE!"  No, you don't get to make that decision, Coltee!!!  I wished it had been a female producer just to zest him.

Gotta agree with you there, @Elizzikra - plus no self awareness at all.

Ditto

11 hours ago, Elizzikra said:

I don't see mental illness - I just see piss poor judgment and a lack of education, insight and basic intelligence.

I see someone who was catered to from day one; someone who has never been required to be responsible; someone with a LARGE sense of entitlement; and someone who has never heard "NO" from anyone in authority. 

[Hannah94]

2 hours ago, Elizzikra said:

So how does that work? Andrei owns his own gigantic truck and then just gets contracted as an individual instead of working for company and driving their trucks? 

Do you think his mudflaps have silohuettes of shapley women with flowing hair on them?

It is my understanding that the driver owns the cab and the truck company owns the trailers that the truckers haul.

[happy hobo]

8 hours ago, Elizzikra said:

Eric was there for fireworks. Larissa wrapping herself around him was looking for fireworks. She was clearly showing off her younger, hotter "boyfriend" in an attempt to make Colt angry and jealous and because Colt is a tool, it worked.

They're divorced. Either one of them can date whomever - but it was immature and tacky of her to hug and kiss on him. 

They're all awful.

Larissa only started draping herself around Eric when she saw how it drive Colt and Debbie crazy. Payback and Karma are both bitches  and I, for one loved it! Good for Larissa! 

[100Proof]

2 hours ago, Elizzikra said:

So how does that work? Andrei owns his own gigantic truck and then just gets contracted as an individual instead of working for company and driving their trucks? 

And the jobs that require an actual person driving will probably shrink drastically in 10-15 years time. Moldover should've stuck with Chuck and learn a contracting trade

[sasha206]

Lots of bad acting on this Tell All.  The one moment that seemed fairly genuine was Russ, in the sweetest way, trying to tell Nicole to be careful.  

[magemaud]

7 minutes ago, Hannah94 said:

It is my understanding that the driver owns the cab and the truck company owns the trailers that the truckers haul.

even if Andrei owns the cab, won't he still have to be available when the company wants him to work? 

[Hannah94]

4 minutes ago, magemaud said:

even if Andrei owns the cab, won't he still have to be available when the company wants him to work? 

I think in the real world, that would be the case. But this is trashy "reality" tv and nothing about it is realistic.

[Honey]

8 hours ago, Angry Moldolvian said:

So the tell nothing did in fact tell all!

I’m assuming this is it because it says episodes 13 and 14

Yeah the title was changed.  It originally said "Judgement Day and Tell all Part 1", and since there were only a handful of comments right after the show, I thought the "Part 2" thread was elsewhere.  I realize now that everyone was in the "Live Chat" thread at the time. 

Pao has such an odd look.  It looks like she's made of wax, and when her mouth is closed, it looks like one huge red blob.  I can't believe that she was ever a model, she's a very unattractive woman.

Why does Russ get so much flack?  I realize that he doesn't stand up for himself with Pao, but that is just his way.  He seems like a very calm and non-confronting person, and he is a genuinely nice guy.  You can tell that he was raised right.  He doesn't fit in with anyone else on this show.

Having a baby puts a strain on even a healthy relationship, so it was silly of them to think that baby would somehow fix them.  I hope that when he and Pao divorce, Russ takes primary custody of Axel (hate that name).  Pao can take a job at the local "Quickie Mart" to pay child support.  

[Kiss my mutt]

I’m not even sure why Nicole and Azan are on this show if their story doesn’t advance any and we’re not given any real insight into the whys and wherefores of the numerous trip cancellations. Seem like a waste of money for tlc to keep them on the payroll. 

Edited July 30, 2019 by Kiss my mutt

[bravofan27]

3 hours ago, Kid said:

I am watching part two now. I am not a fan of Nicole. However, I thought she showed some real compassion for Ashley when Pao was delivering her snide comments about Ashley and Jay’s marriage.  I thought the way Nicole reacted to that was admirable.

Nicole is sweet and nice. However, she reminds me of several women I have known throughout my life who were very overweight and accepted less than what other women would expect because they wanted a good looking guy and they found a good looking guy that paid attention to them and told them what they wanted to hear, and that was more than they could ever expect/ want, etc. Azan is the typical player of insecure women who look for people who are easy to charm, expect next to nothing, and will worship them. I think he's motivated by money, and he could be married with three kids, and Nicole would still have hope they would be together and take his calls.  Nicole is obese, a single mom, uneducated, unemployed, and below poverty level. Her family and government assistance is probably her main source of income and always will be (besides this reality show biz, which I'm assuming all her money she's making from it is going to Azan which is the ONLY reason he is still around).

It's really a reality check in the sad state of our society.

[Hannah94]

2 minutes ago, Honey said:

Pao has such an odd look.  It looks like she's made of wax, and when her mouth is closed, it looks like one huge red blob.  I can't believe that she was ever a model, she's a very unattractive woman.

Pao was a self-proclaimed model, lol. She never had an actual cuh-rear or an agency that paid her. She posed topless for a couple individual photographers and then decided that was enough to call herself a model. But she has never had a job.

[Mrs. Hanson]

2 minutes ago, Honey said:

Having a baby puts a strain on even a healthy relationship, so it was silly of them to think that baby would somehow fix them. 

Preach it.  My ex and I, when we had our first son, got along fine however, it is like a little bomb going off when you have a baby.  Everything changes and your life, for the most part, is not your own.  You are a facilitator of other little folk's lives.  And it should be that way, we are adults and they are babies.  Pao will learn this the hard way.

[MajorNelson]

4 hours ago, Kareem said:

Two (of many) things that irk:

Jay making it seem that there are mitigating circumstances regarding his need to try to screw anything he sees, beginning three days after the wedding.  His “I know a secret!” thing was wasted as no one believed him nor gave a damn.  Even the bbq barber brigade determined he is an ass, and said so.  

Jay only said it six times that he had his reasons, at the Tell-Nothing and also earlier in the season.  But he left us hanging.  I think he was trying to have her admit it herself........that, allegedly...Trashley has a sugar daddy, and Jay was forced to accept the ongoing SD relationship.  Trashley stormed out of there when she was about (seemingly) to be exposed.

Not sure if this is accurate or sour grapes, but per Poochie....
https://allaboutthetea.com/2019/07/16/ashley-martsons-screwing-a-sugar-daddy/

[happy hobo]

6 hours ago, PinkFlamingo said:

Am I the only one who read this and thought what a weird process for bringing pet monkeys to another country? And then quickly realized you meant children (human people). 😂 

It’s been a long day and it’s only Monday, lol. 

But seriously how cool would it be to travel with two monkeys? 

These are my emotional support monkeys, now everyone just be cool while they terrorize everyone else on the plane. 

Will Drazilla do? I think Jhoon would allow you to take her for a very long vacation.

[ava111]

I think the plan for Larissa was to finally expose Colt's temper in any way she could. Jealousy was something that could work so she went for it.  She found a guy that wanted to be on TV that would play her "boyfriend" and did all the telenovela acting for the first part of Tell all. It was all to get some kind of reaction from Colt.  And she did achieve it. For over a year we barely ever saw any emotions from Colt until the last episode when he drank that half bottle of alcohol. He always appeared so calm and collected and in control, just pushing Larissa over the edge with support of his mother. I don't even like her much but the shit they were doing to her - to shove her into corner like wild wounded animal and made her look crazy - was horrible. I do think she is a bit troubled with some mental health problems like depression. She came here looking and fronting like big diva on American TV show where she would play traditional gold digger and act like she wanted so much but then was satisfied with very little - thrift store wedding dress and living with his mother, riding in the car without air conditioning... cheap clothes (we heard the prices when he was packing her stuff). I think all the expensive car shopping and apartment hunting and wedding dress shopping was producer driven. She did like to play the role as I think most of the people that wants to be on tv does have some inner divas and it was probably fun. She wanted to work but he was slow - like many of these Americans that hold their new imported spouse green card status over their heads to control them - to change her status. So she is stuck all day every day in the house - in which she can't really feel like at home herself and that she belongs in, with furniture she didn't help to choose and nothing really belongs to her - with his mother. She is bored as there is only so much cleaning and make-up to do every day. She is insecure in the relationship and he treats her like his personal sex worker and cleaning lady and not like a partner. His mother always there and interfering. I believe she did wanted to make it work even if it was kind of transactional marriage. I think she just wanted to be a arm candy to a not that great looking husband that would treat her nice and take her out ocassionaly. To find man that would give her a normal life and that she could take care of. She wanted a job that would make her feel like she has some value and can contribute so they could have just normal life together that would be better than in Brazil. But her husband with his mom keep pushing and pushing till she couldn't take anymore and exploded. Police is called and there is Colt all calm and collected explaining to the officer how his wife is crazy and unreasonable while Larissa is having a meltdown and can't explain properly in English what happened. Guess who will be taken to jail? There is many despicable people on these shows but Colt and Debbie take the cake. Colt will probably soon be looking for a new "blow up sex doll" possibly from Asia since women from there are "more submissive and domesticated" to his liking. He took more than he could chew with opinionated and like Pao would say "espicy" Latina.  But his true self was finally exposed at least. I think (besides Larissa having great lawyer) there was never really a strong case when everything was put on the table and explained by her lawyer from her side.  If police in Nevada takes extreme caution in what seems like domestic violence call then I'm happy that the court also took caution and that Debbie didn't get her wish. I think what Larissa needs is sense of purpose, social security number so she can get a job and some much needed therapy (and maybe antidepressants) not a jail cell. 

Just my opinion.

[RealReality]

9 hours ago, PinkFlamingo said:

Somehow got a double post so I’ll just edit and say Pao sucks. 

Pao looked terrible.  I don't know how old she is, but she is maybe not the right age for that harsh a red.  He skin was too pale and her hair too dark for it.  It could be a beautiful evil Disney queen look in a younger and slightly slimmer woman with thicker hair.  

7 hours ago, Honey said:

Shawn: "Eric, do you feel threatened by Colt?"

Eric: "Absolutely........Just kidding"

Colt seethed and I died from laughter.

That entire segment was comedy gold.

"My relationship isn't a joke!". Oh boo, but it kinda is.

Debbie is a mean drunk.  The look on her face when Larissa wasn't jailed and deported was fantastic. At least she got her son husband back!  

I absolutely believe Larissa when she said that ring was $200.  

7 hours ago, seacliffsal said:

So, the brand new information that really surprised me (but should not have surprised me) was that Father Elizabeth helped Andrei buy a semi-truck.  Those are hugely expensive!!!  I guess Andrei couldn't get a job driving for someone else, so he had to have his own truck, which he still doesn't drive.  Yeah, Andrei has too much "pride."  I'm so glad that he has refused all monetary help from Father Elizabeth and is working hard on his own to provide for his family.  Oh, wait...

Tonight put me decidedly on the not Andrei side. He is a raging misogynist.  He was all ready to shit talk Larissa for being a scam artist.......azan.....who has been scamming Nicole for nearly four years shows up and Andrei has shit to say.

I don't agree with Chuck that Andrei has to work 24 hours a day and can't have time off.  But I suspect he doesn't work many 40 hour weeks.

And just LOL @ shit stirring Lizzie crying about being in the middle.... girl....GTFOH with that.

6 hours ago, Kid said:

I am watching part two now. I am not a fan of Nicole. However, I thought she showed some real compassion for Ashley when Pao was delivering her snide comments about Ashley and Jay’s marriage.  I thought the way Nicole reacted to that was admirable.

Ashley just misses me all the time.  I hate that every time she admits to something she did wrong there is always a "but" followed by some justification and reason why her behavior wasn't her fault.  

2 hours ago, iwasish said:

She’d go to a therapist fast enough if it was filmed and aired on TLC.  

She will never go to a therapist because she fears the therapist will "side" with Russ.

2 hours ago, happy hobo said:

Larissa only started draping herself around Eric when she saw how it drive Colt and Debbie crazy. Payback and Karma are both bitches  and I, for one loved it! Good for Larissa! 

Agreed! I savored that segment. 

all the time Colt has been able to act like the calm cool and collected one whe gaslighting Larissa and making her look nuts.   

that payback was good!

8 minutes ago, ava111 said:

I think the plan for Larissa was to finally expose Colt's temper in any way she could. Jealousy was something that could work so she went for it.  She found a guy that wanted to be on TV that would play her "boyfriend" and did all the telenovela acting for the first part of Tell all. It was all to get some kind of reaction from Colt.  And she did achieve it. For over a year we barely ever saw any emotions from Colt until the last episode when he drank that half bottle of alcohol. He always appeared so calm and collected and in control, just pushing Larissa over the edge with support of his mother. I don't even like her much but the shit they were doing to her - to shove her into corner like wild wounded animal and made her look crazy - was horrible. I do think she is a bit troubled with some mental health problems like depression. She came here looking and fronting like big diva on American TV show where she would play traditional gold digger and act like she wanted so much but then was satisfied with very little - thrift store wedding dress and living with his mother, riding in the car without air conditioning... cheap clothes (we heard the prices when he was packing her stuff). I think all the expensive car shopping and apartment hunting and wedding dress shopping was producer driven. She did like to play the role as I think most of the people that wants to be on tv does have some inner divas and it was probably fun. She wanted to work but he was slow - like many of these Americans that hold their new imported spouse green card status over their heads to control them - to change her status. So she is stuck all day every day in the house - in which she can't really feel like at home herself and that she belongs in, with furniture she didn't help to choose and nothing really belongs to her - with his mother. She is bored as there is only so much cleaning and make-up to do every day. She is insecure in the relationship and he treats her like his personal sex worker and cleaning lady and not like a partner. His mother always there and interfering. I believe she did wanted to make it work even if it was kind of transactional marriage. I think she just wanted to be a arm candy to a not that great looking husband that would treat her nice and take her out ocassionaly. To find man that would give her a normal life and that she could take care of. She wanted a job that would make her feel like she has some value and can contribute so they could have just normal life together that would be better than in Brazil. But her husband with his mom keep pushing and pushing till she couldn't take anymore and exploded. Police is called and there is Colt all calm and collected explaining to the officer how his wife is crazy and unreasonable while Larissa is having a meltdown and can't explain properly in English what happened. Guess who will be taken to jail? There is many despicable people on these shows but Colt and Debbie take the cake. Colt will probably soon be looking for a new "blow up sex doll" possibly from Asia since women from there are "more submissive and domesticated" to his liking. He took more than he could chew with opinionated and like Pao would say "espicy" Latina.  But his true self was finally exposed at least. I think (besides Larissa having great lawyer) there was never really a strong case when everything was put on the table and explained by her lawyer from her side.  If police in Nevada takes extreme caution in what seems like domestic violence call then I'm happy that the court also took caution and that Debbie didn't get her wish. I think what Larissa needs is sense of purpose, social security number so she can get a job and some much needed therapy (and maybe antidepressants) not a jail cell. 

Just my opinion.

I agree with this x1000

Debbie is such a fucking hateful drunk.  

Ick at her and Colt with whatever the fuck that facial hair was.....heading home for some beef stew and vodka shots.  What a miserable existence.  

Those poor cats.

[magemaud]

2 hours ago, Hannah94 said:

Pao was a self-proclaimed model, lol. She never had an actual cuh-rear or an agency that paid her. She posed topless for a couple individual photographers and then decided that was enough to call herself a model. But she has never had a job.

Don’t forget she sold a handful of calendars! 12 months of Espicy! 

[Hannah94]

3 minutes ago, magemaud said:

Don’t forget she sold a handful of calendars! 12 months of Espicy! 

My first thought about this is "classy", followed closely by my second thought: if she really did sell calendars of herself, she bought those calendars.

[magemaud]

I wonder how many sold 

https://starcasm.net/get-your-signed-paola-mayfield-calendar-now-for-59-99/

[BoomerRumor]

2 hours ago, RealReality said:

I absolutely believe Larissa when she said that ring was $200. 

If that. I just bought myself a bunch of really beautiful semi-precious gem jewelry for less than that by a long shot. I got a fake diamond ring for $12 that most people think is real at parties!

[renatae]

15 hours ago, Angry Moldolvian said:

Hubs is a PhD, npr listening intellectual and  also knows what’s going down in 90 day world. He sees me laughing while reading the forum and always asks what is funny 

I'm making some progress with my husband, lol. Mr. History Channel usually dismisses things I watch and doesn't want to hear a word about my trash tv. However, he listened attentively to Toaster Strudel's treatise on Bith Phtew and other matters Coltee and now doesn't change the subject whenever I bring up the 90 day wonders, as I call them.

It may not be such a huge accomplishment, however, as he indulges in Godzilla movies, too.

Edited July 30, 2019 by renatae

[Gobi]

6 hours ago, Honey said:

Yeah the title was changed.  It originally said "Judgement Day and Tell all Part 1", and since there were only a handful of comments right after the show, I thought the "Part 2" thread was elsewhere.  I realize now that everyone was in the "Live Chat" thread at the time. 

Pao has such an odd look.  It looks like she's made of wax, and when her mouth is closed, it looks like one huge red blob.  I can't believe that she was ever a model, she's a very unattractive woman.

Why does Russ get so much flack?  I realize that he doesn't stand up for himself with Pao, but that is just his way.  He seems like a very calm and non-confronting person, and he is a genuinely nice guy.  You can tell that he was raised right.  He doesn't fit in with anyone else on this show.

Having a baby puts a strain on even a healthy relationship, so it was silly of them to think that baby would somehow fix them.  I hope that when he and Pao divorce, Russ takes primary custody of Axel (hate that name).  Pao can take a job at the local "Quickie Mart" to pay child support.  

I think Pow will wind up working at a different type of "Quickie" Mart.

[Hannah94]

15 hours ago, Angry Moldolvian said:

I’m thinking of the random lottery of life, and where knowing what I know about Roly McPoly I would escape for his bargain basement green card. Somalia and Saudi Arabia come to mind. I’d take Asia, the America’s, Eastern Europe and parts of Africa to avoid him.

Shit, I'd take Antarctica over Coltee....and that is saying a lot because I get cold in any temp under 70. But I feel like any temp has got to be better than ending up in a deep freezer in Colt's garage.....😨

[blubld43]

Dying laughing Mrs. Hanson! My husband professes to loathe reality television, but last night? Watching out of the corner of his eye, commenting during commercials, and staying up until the end in spite of his "tired". We got 'em!

Edited July 30, 2019 by blubld43
Meant to quote Mrs Hanson!

[Gobi]

2 hours ago, renatae said:

I'm making some progress with my husband, lol. Mr. History Channel usually dismisses things I watch and doesn't want to hear a word about my trash tv. However, he listened attentively to Toaster Strudel's treatise on Bith Phtew and other matters Coltee and now doesn't change the subject whenever I bring up the 90 day wonders, as I call them.

It may not be such a huge accomplishment, however, as he indulges in Godzilla movies, too.

Go, go Godzilla!