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7 hours ago, lovesnark said:

her reaction when he told her he'd arranged a boat trip was less than excited. I'm sure she wanted to just get hammered again and shag all day.

😂🤣😆 LMAO! You know she did and he was probably trying to avoid that.

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1 hour ago, Armchair Critic said:

😂🤣😆 LMAO! You know she did and he was probably trying to avoid that.

Absolutely! I wonder if Tom has seen this side of her during their "4 year relationship" ?

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I don’t think Tom was ready for Desperate Darcey in person. It’s one thing to get a text that says, “Good morning, my handsome love” and another to have her in bed pawing you and bursting into tears at the least provocation.

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wasn't there a movie called”The Walker”?

There was an episode of original recipe Law and Order featuring men employed as "walkers" - men who were hired to escort rich, usually older, women to social events when their husbands weren't available (out of town, dead, nonexistent). 

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She was imagining that 60 ft yacht he told her about and they ended up on the SS MInnow. 

Darcey thinks she's Ginger but she's really Mrs. Howell. 

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her reaction when he told her he'd arranged a boat trip was less than excited. 

I thought that was awful. He'd clearly put some thought and effort into it. Then again, a boat trip when you're hungover probably isn't the best choice. 

And Christ on a bicycle, Darcey. If you can't walk in high heels unassisted you shouldn't be wearing them. 

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35 minutes ago, Elizzikra said:

There was an episode of original recipe Law and Order featuring men employed as "walkers" - men who were hired to escort rich, usually older, women to social events when their husbands weren't available (out of town, dead, nonexistent). 

Darcey thinks she's Ginger but she's really Mrs. Howell. 

I thought that was awful. He'd clearly put some thought and effort into it. Then again, a boat trip when you're hungover probably isn't the best choice. 

And Christ on a bicycle, Darcey. If you can't walk in high heels unassisted you shouldn't be wearing them. 

Anyone who gets on a boat wearing ridiculous spike heels needs to be pitched overboard. Can you imagine Darcy ever getting that weave wet??

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2 hours ago, magemaud said:

I don’t think Tom was ready for Desperate Darcey in person. It’s one thing to get a text that says, “Good morning, my handsome love” and another to have her in bed pawing you and bursting into tears at the least provocation.

Now I'm wondering about his "nose bleed". Was it really that, or was he trying to gnaw his arm off from underneath Darcy in order to escape?

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On their boatride, I couldn't help but notice that Darcy brought with her the only two adjectives she knows:  "Amazing" and "Beautiful".  

If she could get thru a scene without using either of those, she might be 1% more tolerable.  But never around 55% more tolerable. 

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My god this bitch is beyond pathetic! She is an embarrassment to women, to humans, to the planet, to the galaxy, to evolution, to just about everything one could think of.  I think the reasons she douses herself in strong perfume is twofold:

1. To smell like a cheap French hooker, which is apparently her 'ideal' woman persona, and;

2. To mask the stench of desperation that oozes out of every pore and orifice on her body.

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37 minutes ago, deedee2 said:

Are red-soled Loubies still in?  I've always found them kind of pointless and cheesy, so figured they'd eventually go the way of Jordache Jeans.

Exactly... Putting Vibram on loubies defeats the purpose.

It shows that you care about wear and want them to last...  

Darcy wants to look like a millionaire that just buys another pair  😂

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3 hours ago, Joan of Argh said:

Exactly... Putting Vikram on loubies defeats the purpose.

It shows that you care about wear and want them to last...  

Darcy wants to look like a millionaire that just buys another pair  😂

Honestly, I don't know how some people can afford their lifestyles. I don't know how Darcey (does she even have a job?) can afford a wardrobe of haute cuture designer duds, and I don't know how the 'My 600 lb Life' folks on welfare can afford take-out for every meal, every day.  😮

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2 minutes ago, deedee2 said:

Honestly, I don't know how some can people afford their lifestyles. I don't know how Darcey (does she even have a job?) can afford a wardrobe of haute cuture designer duds, and I don't know how the 'My 600 lb Life' folks on welfare can afford take-out for every meal, every day.  😮

That's what gets me too.... How do they afford this stuff?

Darcy has brand new luggage every trip plus designer shoes, clothes, handbags etc... 

Where is all the money coming from? I know her dad has money but is he a millionaire or something?

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Something else that I'm wondering about is what happened to Tom taking her out on his cousins yacht?

Maybe Tom cancelled it after he saw what a drunken mess she is.... probably didn't want to unleash her on his relatives.

OR

The yacht doesn't exist.  😂

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2 hours ago, deedee2 said:

Honestly, I don't know how some can people afford their lifestyles. I don't know how Darcey (does she even have a job?) can afford a wardrobe of haute cuture designer duds, and I don't know how the 'My 600 lb Life' folks on welfare can afford take-out for every meal, every day.  😮

2 hours ago, Joan of Argh said:

That's what gets me too.... How do they afford this stuff?

Darcy has brand new luggage every trip plus designer shoes, clothes, handbags etc... 

Where is all the money coming from? I know her dad has money but is he a millionaire or something?

Darcey's dad pays for a lot of her shit. He owns the house and the condo. House of Eleven went out of business right after season 1.

Allegedly, a lot of her things are knock-offs. Fugazi. FAKE!!!

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3 hours ago, Joan of Argh said:

Something else that I'm wondering about is what happened to Tom taking her out on his cousins yacht?

Maybe Tom cancelled it after he saw what a drunken mess she is.... probably didn't want to unleash her on his relatives.

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The yacht doesn't exist.  😂

I wouldn't want her on my imaginary yacht either.

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5 hours ago, deedee2 said:

Are red-soled Loubies still in?  I've always found them kind of pointless and cheesy, so  figured they'd eventually go the way of Jordache Jeans.

The red soles are still popular. Not as exclusive as they were 10 years ago. More shops have opened up and there are more being made. The basic shoes are under $1000, but the more fashion ones are now $1000 and up.

The Purse Forum messageboard has a fairly large section devoted to them - it really is shoe porn.

They have limited availability where I live and will have none except for online purchases through a US department store or the Louboutin site starting in January. (the store that sells them is closing in January).

The trinity of Louboutin, Choo, and Blahnik still rules. Aquazurra, a favourite of the Duchess of Sussex, is rising in terms of popularity. Valentino rockstuds still sell, and the big winner in designer shoes seems to now be Gucci.

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Also Darcy's luggage is Juicy Couture and sold at Nordstrom Rack for $299 for the 3pc set so she can miss me with the "I hope no one notices the letters on this are JC and not LV".  

But yeah, her fakes are pretty fake.  Chanel fakes are pretty obvious and easy to get anywhere.  When I was in school studying fashion design (god that seems like a lifetime ago), I took an entire class on the replica industry.  The instructor took us to the Apparel Mart and we got schooled.  Back then, Gucci fakes were my jam, I loved pointing them out to friends.  It was my fun party trick lol

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On 8/25/2019 at 4:00 PM, iwasish said:

Darcy and Jesse had a spectacular fight while cooking dinner for her kids. She carried on about how he should cut the steak “on the bias” and that she was an expert since she used to work in a restaurant. The side dish that night was Rice a Roni ( the San Francisco treat!).  

Didn't they even somewhat argue in store about which variety of Rice A Roni to buy and decided on the dreadful beef flavor?

I'm still figuring out how she was cooking it in a small skillet without any liquid or a lid.  I know the rice is lightly browned first but every variety I've tried needed it to be cooked in a saucepan.  When she was hitting Defcon levels because it wasn't cooking, I was yelling at the screen BECAUSE YOU'RE NOT COOKING IT RIGHT!!!   

That being said, I noticed when she served dinner on the table, it appeared that the Rice A Roni had been transferred to a regular pot with a lid.  Maybe one of her daughters told her how to do it properly because I doubt Darcy herself figured it out and Jesse was pouting on the front porch.  

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On 8/13/2019 at 11:58 PM, magemaud said:

Remember when Darcey looked like this? image.png.b1d731c1fe5fbd17fb2a9eef4a3008a6.png

Yes, I remember this scene! She & Jesse are talking to some of his friends, outside in the brilliant unforgiving sun.  The friend asks, "how are you going to feel when Jesse is 40 & you're 80?" She replies, "well, as we say in America, age is just a number."  Oh dear, poor Darcey, she did look rough.

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Darcy, I want to see you in jeans, a black t shirt, and cute, simple flats.  Take all that crap out of your hair and get a bob haircut.  Stop with the fillers and heavy false eyelashes.  You will look 34, not 44.  And stop chasing tail around the planet, you are embarrassing your daughters.

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9 hours ago, Mrs. Hanson said:

Darcy, I want to see you in jeans, a black t shirt, and cute, simple flats.  Take all that crap out of your hair and get a bob haircut.  Stop with the fillers and heavy false eyelashes.  You will look 34, not 44.  And stop chasing tail around the planet, you are embarrassing your daughters.

Jeans, black t shirt, and simple flats is my summer uniform. Jeans, black sweater and boots is the winter uniform. Haha. So boring, but classic. Although I can only wish it would make me look 34. *sigh*

I agree that Darcey needs to tone it down by about eight notches. It's ironic that people get so much over-done cosmetic work, and it usually makes them look older, imo. It's like a billboard advertising that they're not young.

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2 hours ago, deedee2 said:

Jeans, black t shirt, and simple flats is my summer uniform. Jeans, black sweater and boots is the winter uniform. Haha. So boring, but classic. Although I can only wish it would make me look 34. *sigh*

I agree that Darcey needs to tone it down by about eight notches. It's ironic that people get so much over-done cosmetic work, and it usually makes them look older, imo. It's like a billboard advertising that they're not young.

That is what Darcey has done. Tone down the clothes/makeup/plastic surgery/overly long hair extensions, buy some classic and well-fitting clothes and find a good moisturizer. She would look so much better.

And I say that as a 49 year old who has hair extensions regularly. They can be done well without looking fake.

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2 hours ago, deedee2 said:

Jeans, black t shirt, and simple flats is my summer uniform. Jeans, black sweater and boots is the winter uniform. Haha. So boring, but classic. Although I can only wish it would make me look 34. *sigh*

I agree that Darcey needs to tone it down by about eight notches. It's ironic that people get so much over-done cosmetic work, and it usually makes them look older, imo. It's like a billboard advertising that they're not young.

I am wearing a black t shirt, jeans and flats as I write this.  Doubt I look 34 either!

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In that photo above, it looks like they injected her lower eyelid too much and its hovering around her pupil.  It looks really bad.

I don't even think a reputable doctor would inject anything in that area to begin with,

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4 hours ago, Mrs. Hanson said:

If there was man in my life who was dropping major hints about getting married AND was being aggressive in terms of getting me into bed after meeting in person twelve hours prior, then CRIED over sleeping alone downstairs,  I would call the police. 

Dying laughing! 

Then he rolls around in your bed the next morning, wearing your nightgown.

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15 hours ago, magemaud said:

Apparently Darcey and Stacy had twin tummy tucks in May (wouldn't that be after filming?) but all the pictures are of their faces! 

And 99% of the photos are 3/4 profile with side-eye.  Is this their "modeling" pose or what?  The full-on duck lips are terrifying--do they not realize how horrible they look?  Isn't plastic surgery supposed to make you look younger?  It seems like they are aiming for some kind of ageless sex kitten look, and it's not a good idea.

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19 hours ago, Cherrio said:

In that photo above, it looks like they injected her lower eyelid too much and its hovering around her pupil.  It looks really bad.

I don't even think a reputable doctor would inject anything in that area to begin with,

She's about five procedures away from becoming Jocelyn Wildenstein's twin.  

Jocelyn, like Darcy, was really cute before she jumped on the plastic surgery terror train.

Ugh.

13 hours ago, blubld43 said:

Dying laughing! 

Then he rolls around in your bed the next morning, wearing your nightgown.

After he had given you a bloody nose by thrashing around in his sleep.

1 hour ago, Mothra said:

And 99% of the photos are 3/4 profile with side-eye.  Is this their "modeling" pose or what?  The full-on duck lips are terrifying--do they not realize how horrible they look?  Isn't plastic surgery supposed to make you look younger?  It seems like they are aiming for some kind of ageless sex kitten look, and it's not a good idea.

OMG, a couple of episodes ago when she was on the flight to London, the posing with her hand under her chin and looking upward sideways at the camera describing her bliss at being hours away from meeting Tom...I almost choked on my lasagna laughing at her antics.  

"I'm ready for my close up now, Mr. DeMille..."  

Maybe she can land herself an Uber driver to chauffer her around and get herself a pet chimp.  

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On 8/28/2019 at 3:07 PM, deedee2 said:

Are red-soled Loubies still in?  I've always found them kind of pointless and cheesy, so figured they'd eventually go the way of Jordache Jeans.

This.  I just feel like if you have money and you want to dress classy it's a little guache and obvious with the red soles ......it's like saying "I'm not sure if I really like these shoes but I needed you to know I had $800 to blow on a pair of shoes"

I mean if someone sincerely likes the shoes and they just happen to have be CLs I think that's different, but I feel for some it's ONLY a status symbol and that's why people buy those kits to put a red bottom on any random shoe.  

Sort of like luxury handbags monogrammed with a logo in a contrasting color. 

I like coach bags because the handles are perfect and allow me to hold my bag like Sophia petrillo, but I won't do contrasting logo.

On 8/27/2019 at 9:36 AM, blubld43 said:

Anyone who gets on a boat wearing ridiculous spike heels needs to be pitched overboard. Can you imagine Darcy ever getting that weave wet??

LOL, she'd look like a drowned rat. 

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8 minutes ago, RealReality said:

This.  I just feel like if you have money and you want to dress classy it's a little guache and obvious with the red soles ......it's like saying "I'm not sure if I really like these shoes but I needed you to know I had $800 to blow on a pair of shoes"

I mean if someone sincerely likes the shoes and they just happen to have be CLs I think that's different, but I feel for some it's ONLY a status symbol and that's why people buy those kits to put a red bottom on any random shoe.  

IIRC, when she caught her heel in the escalator at the airport in Amsterdam, didn't she make it a point to tell Jesse "and they were THOUSAND DOLLAR shoes!!!"  

I remembered thinking to myself she was really out to impress by dropping the (supposed) cost of the shoes instead of just saying she got her fucking heel caught in the escalator.  

She's such a poser (which just adds to the entertainment factor for me).  

On another related note, I'd have to watch the episode again, but I think she referred to it as an "elevator" rather than an "escalator."  What a dolt.  

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23 hours ago, Elizzikra said:

And I say that as a 49 year old who has hair extensions regularly. They can be done well without looking fake.

I'd take it a step further.....in terms of weaves/wigs Ive always gone for a natural look, because I'm not adventurous or super bold. 

 But even obviously fake looks can look cute on the right person if they buy the right products and have the installation done right.  

Her hair is too long for her face, not well installed and not styled well.  I recently went for shoulder length hair and was surprised at how much more I liked it.  

But I just about died when she made sure to address her baby hairs before leaving her room.  

21 hours ago, magemaud said:

90-Day-Fiance-Darcey-Silva-Before-The-90

LOL @ "#iknowmyworth"

I give her 2 months before she is getting boozy and desperately begging a man to sleep with her and marry her.  

17 hours ago, magemaud said:

Apparently Darcey and Stacy had twin tummy tucks in May (wouldn't that be after filming?) but all the pictures are of their faces! 

https://www.lifeandstylemag.com/posts/90-day-fiance-darcey-and-stacey-silva-undergo-plastic-surgery/

That explains it.  Darcy is small, but her body has in.... interesting shape from the back.  I think it's because she doesn't really work out, but opts to stay small with plastic surgery.  

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9 minutes ago, Persnickety1 said:

IIRC, when she caught her heel in the escalator at the airport in Amsterdam, didn't she make it a point to tell Jesse "and they were THOUSAND DOLLAR shoes!!!"  

I remembered thinking to myself she was really out to impress by dropping the (supposed) cost of the shoes instead of just saying she got her fucking heel caught in the escalator.  

She's such a poser (which just adds to the entertainment factor for me).  

On another related note, I'd have to watch the episode again, but I think she referred to it as an "elevator" rather than an "escalator."  What a dolt.  

LOL, she absolutely mentioned that she shoes were $1000.

If she wants to convince people she has money maybe she should stop dressing like a $20 streetwalker.  

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12 minutes ago, RealReality said:

LOL @ "#iknowmyworth"

I give her 2 months before she is getting boozy and desperately begging a man to sleep with her and marry her.  

2 Months?  You are an optimist!  I'm guessing she already has a back-up man on tap who is REALLY the man of her dreams - not like Jesse and Tom (who were just dysfunctional relationships.)  Unless, of course, she tries to go running back to Jesse.

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12 minutes ago, DaphneCat said:

2 Months?  You are an optimist!  I'm guessing she already has a back-up man on tap who is REALLY the man of her dreams - not like Jesse and Tom (who were just dysfunctional relationships.)  Unless, of course, she tries to go running back to Jesse.

LOL, I assume she will dedicate at least a month and a half to getting more drastic plastic surgery ......because I'm sure she assumes that's the problem.  

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4 minutes ago, RealReality said:

LOL, I assume she will dedicate at least a month and a half to getting more drastic plastic surgery ......because I'm sure she assumes that's the problem.  

You are right.  I forgot about the NEED for more plastic surgery.  Plus I'm sure she'll have to either get a whole new wardrobe or take all her clothes to a tailor to have them shortened and made tighter (because going around looking like a nun did NOT help her with Tom!)

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