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I don't believe Darcey and Stacey were ever really well adjusted or mature, but I think their older brother's death did terrible things to the family dynamics. It appears that not only did their development arrest, but it probably regressed. He was in his 20s, engaged, in the police academy, and he died of cancer. 

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1 hour ago, RealReality said:

So much this.  I don't drink, so I tend to be the Florence Nightingale designated driver.  Most times my friends are fine when they drink and kinda fun even when they have had too many.  

But Ive also had friends who are super sloppy, emotional, throwing up in the bathroom, crying, offering to go home with just about ANY man drunks. 

I avoid those people because it really is like babysitting.  It's amusing to watch for about 10 minutes but there is no channel changing.  I also have to make sure all their vomit it out, because I wish a bitch would try to drunken vomit in my car.  

Everytime I've watched Darcy get boozy it doesn't even look like fun for her.  What is she getting out of any of this?  She ends up angry or having weird boozy conversations with her "friends"

I'm not suggesting she completely abstain, I just don't know what's in it for her?

I think drinking allows her to forgo the fascade of everything being "perfect" for a while. She can never just "be" in a moment. After 10 minutes in Amsterdam it "feels like home." From the inside of a cab ride she can see herself living in London, The little bridges in Holland, the bridge in Albania, the Albanian flea market, etc are all "romantic." She "loves" the "quaint" cafes in Albania (there's nothing wrong with them, but they look like every other cafe over there). As long the man is standing 10 feet in front of her then it looks like a proposal, wedding aisle, etc. She has to look "hot" and "sexy" in everything she wears. There's never anything casual. Everything she eats is amazing and wonderful. She can't just be interested in a guy-he has to be her soulmate and future fiance. 

All of that shit MUST be exhausting. 

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Her expectations are totally unrealistic. Very few people who are well adjusted and happy with themselves and their lives are going to even consider getting engaged after even a couple weeks. Yes you can meet someone and feel a strong connection, think this is someone special, someone I want to spend time with, possibly have a future with. But the jump from that to let’s get engaged, I adore you, you are my soulmate!!! the vast majority of times takes much longer. 
 

watching her recent videos on IG.... she and Stacey have had another round or two of work done on their faces and Darcy is it seems in Malta, advertising some hotel. I’m sure looking for her next conquest. 

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She refers to herself as an "angel"  The sad thing is that while many of us snark on her, there are more than enough out there who actually buy into her crap which, of course, makes her believe her own hype even more. Now I have to boycott the Hugo Boutique hotel in Malta...

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2 hours ago, mamadrama said:

She "loves" the "quaint" cafes in Albania (there's nothing wrong with them, but they look like every other cafe over there)

She loves the quaint Starbucks in Albania, which is much the same as every other one around the world. 

She needs to work on herself.

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1 hour ago, mamadrama said:

She refers to herself as an "angel"  The sad thing is that while many of us snark on her, there are more than enough out there who actually buy into her crap which, of course, makes her believe her own hype even more. Now I have to boycott the Hugo Boutique hotel in Malta...

I personally find it ironic - in more ways than one -  that she uses the word "angel" to describe herself...most notably because she drenches herself in that scent daily. 

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1 hour ago, magemaud said:

It's off MY list, too! 

I wonder what Darcey's first wedding was like

I'm imagining her dress to look something like this:

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28 minutes ago, Hannah94 said:

I personally find it ironic - in more ways than one -  that she uses the word "angel" to describe herself...most notably because she drenches herself in that scent daily. 

I find it ironic that, in a lot of her social media posts, she references her "million dollar smile and sparkle" because that number is probably not far off from how much she's spent trying to get those things. 

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6 hours ago, RealReality said:

So much this.  I don't drink, so I tend to be the Florence Nightingale designated driver.  Most times my friends are fine when they drink and kinda fun even when they have had too many.  

But Ive also had friends who are super sloppy, emotional, throwing up in the bathroom, crying, offering to go home with just about ANY man drunks. 

I avoid those people because it really is like babysitting.  It's amusing to watch for about 10 minutes but there is no channel changing.  I also have to make sure all their vomit it out, because I wish a bitch would try to drunken vomit in my car.  

I am here for you, as I was at a family wedding and I looked at Mr. Hanson and said, "So I am the driver tonight?"  He never over indulged, we just like to get these things out.  When (and if) I over indulge, I am the sleepy one.  Get me to a bed, now.  Darcy is the overly emotional one. crying, sobbing, etc  Yuck.  @RealReality, you last for ten minutes?  I can't take it for three!!!

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5 hours ago, magemaud said:

It's off MY list, too! 

I wonder what Darcey's first wedding was like

5 hours ago, RealReality said:

It was either full Disney or a justice of the peace.  Those are the only two things that might explain her current wedding obsession.

4 hours ago, mamadrama said:

I'm imagining her dress to look something like this:

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4 hours ago, mamadrama said:

Or this one...

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I'm pretty sure this is Bryce and Jen's (of Claws) wedding given what we saw of Roller's twerking stripper funeral procession.

The best clip I could find of the funeral was at the following link: 

https://adamriff.com/2017/06/25/adam-riff-clip-of-the-week-306/

Seeing is believing. If you like watching the trashy jerks of 90 Days, you'll probably enjoy Claws.

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21 hours ago, RealReality said:

So much this.  I don't drink, so I tend to be the Florence Nightingale designated driver.  Most times my friends are fine when they drink and kinda fun even when they have had too many.  

But Ive also had friends who are super sloppy, emotional, throwing up in the bathroom, crying, offering to go home with just about ANY man drunks.

I have a friend who went to another friend's house (a summer bbq around 6pm)  and a woman showed up and first asked:  "Where are the shots?" followed by:  "I brought my own bottle of rum plus an overnight bag if I overindulge."  Uhm....no thanks.  That tells me you are going to be hammered and vomiting and no thanks.  I will pay to uber you a hotel or drive you there myself but you need to leave now.

I have a relative who is known for one word answers.  I just discovered he likes gin and tonics and he really opens up!  It is fab!

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1 hour ago, Mrs. Hanson said:

I have a friend who went to another friend's house (a summer bbq around 6pm)  and a woman showed up and first asked:  "Where are the shots?" followed by:  "I brought my own bottle of rum plus an overnight bag if I overindulge."  Uhm....no thanks.  That tells me you are going to be hammered and vomiting and no thanks.  I will pay to uber you a hotel or drive you there myself but you need to leave now.

Who does that? The sheer adacity of inviting yourself to spend the night is horrifying to me. I actually reconnected with some old high school friends on Facebook and one girl was double fisting drinks the whole night. We all ended up having to pay to help her get home. She passed out in the bathroom etc. After doing this twice she was never invited out again. Another girl brought her new scrawny boyfriend to a BBQ and got so drunk he passed out, vomited then tried to pick a fight with an Australian rugby player. The girl begged them to let her asshole boyfriend spend the night to which this casual friend said absolutely not and rugby guy threw him out the door.

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4 hours ago, sainte-chapelle said:

Who does that? The sheer adacity of inviting yourself to spend the night is horrifying to me. I actually reconnected with some old high school friends on Facebook and one girl was double fisting drinks the whole night. We all ended up having to pay to help her get home. She passed out in the bathroom etc. After doing this twice she was never invited out again. Another girl brought her new scrawny boyfriend to a BBQ and got so drunk he passed out, vomited then tried to pick a fight with an Australian rugby player. The girl begged them to let her asshole boyfriend spend the night to which this casual friend said absolutely not and rugby guy threw him out the door.

In full disclosure, I have been so hammered that I vomited three times.  First time was 1982, I was 17, at a graduation party for a former neighbor (yes my parents were there.  It was the early 80's and we were coming off the 70s' and well.....you know) and after said vomiting I got my period in the middle of the night.  Ouch.   The next day I hurt, literally, from my head to my lady bits.  Like death please take me now pain!!!  Next it was 1983, and I was 18.  Twice.  EIGHTEEN!  (I graduated high school in 1983 so you all can connect those dots.)  My point, you ask?  I worked it out and circled the drain on that topic when Ronald Reagan was still in his first term.  These fools are in their 40's and beyond!!!  

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12 minutes ago, Mrs. Hanson said:

In full disclosure, I have been so hammered that I vomited three times.  First time was 1982, I was 17, at a graduation party for a former neighbor (yes my parents were there.  It was the early 80's and we were coming off the 70s' and well.....you know) and after said vomiting I got my period in the middle of the night.  Ouch.   The next day I hurt, literally, from my head to my lady bits.  Like death please take me now pain!!!  Next it was 1983, and I was 18.  Twice.  EIGHTEEN!  (I graduated high school in 1983 so you all can connect those dots.)  My point, you ask?  I worked it out and circled the drain on that topic when Ronald Reagan was still in his first term.  These fools are in their 40's and beyond!!!  

Also full disclosure I was messy on occasion in my early 20's , usually at a nightclub where everyone was doing much of the same. I never behaved that way at someone's home or among people I was trying to reconnect with. I am in my 40s now and on occasion like to get a bit silly over cocktails with hubby and a few friends but nothing like Darcey!

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9 minutes ago, sainte-chapelle said:

Also full disclosure I was messy on occasion in my early 20's , usually at a nightclub where everyone was doing much of the same. I never behaved that way at someone's home or among people I was trying to reconnect with. I am in my 40s now and on occasion like to get a bit silly over cocktails with hubby and a few friends but nothing like Darcey!

Yeppers!!  In college (early to mid 80's) the Designated Driver program was in full swing.  I dig Diet Coke.  The barkeep would say:  If you are the DD you drink Diet Coke free all night.  I was all over THAT plan!  We were just at a wedding last night and I was the DD.  No issue.  Hubby had a glass or two of wine and would have been fine but why risk it?  Free Diet Coke and Sprite?  Yes please!  Do I have an evening cocktail when I am not going to driving anywhere?  Perhaps......now and then.  More then than now though!!!

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1 hour ago, Mrs. Hanson said:

In full disclosure, I have been so hammered that I vomited three times.  First time was 1982, I was 17, at a graduation party for a former neighbor (yes my parents were there.  It was the early 80's and we were coming off the 70s' and well.....you know) and after said vomiting I got my period in the middle of the night.  Ouch.   The next day I hurt, literally, from my head to my lady bits.  Like death please take me now pain!!!  Next it was 1983, and I was 18.  Twice.  EIGHTEEN!  (I graduated high school in 1983 so you all can connect those dots.)  My point, you ask?  I worked it out and circled the drain on that topic when Ronald Reagan was still in his first term.  These fools are in their 40's and beyond!!!  

I've been as drunk as Darcy just once in my life.

It was a company holiday party and all my co-workers apparently forget I was way too young to drink (I was 15-1/2).  

I was so sick the next day I just wanted to wrap myself around the base of the cold porcelain toilet and die.  

Like you, my lesson was learned...and long before I was Darcy's age (and even at 15 I comported myself much better than Darcy, too).  

She is such a mess, inside and out...And I look forward with extreme delight to seeing her circle the drain of shame every week.  

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5 minutes ago, Persnickety1 said:

I've been as drunk as Darcy just once in my life.

It was a company holiday party and all my co-workers apparently forget I was way too young to drink (I was 15-1/2).  

I was so sick the next day I just wanted to wrap myself around the base of the cold porcelain toilet and die.  

Like you, my lesson was learned...and long before I was Darcy's age (and even at 15 I comported myself much better than Darcy, too).  

She is such a mess, inside and out...And I look forward with extreme delight to seeing her circle the drain of shame every week.  

I hear you, and I feel you.  I, too, remember feeling that cold porcelain of the toilet and thinking, Oh My Gosh I am glad you are here, Mr. Toilet.  And that is kinda sad when you are 18, 19, etc......but 44??

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8 minutes ago, Mrs. Hanson said:

I hear you, and I feel you.  I, too, remember feeling that cold porcelain of the toilet and thinking, Oh My Gosh I am glad you are here, Mr. Toilet.  And that is kinda sad when you are 18, 19, etc......but 44??

And at least we weren't dressed like Dollar General discount hookers out frolicking when we were young and drunk.  😄  

This woman has zero self-awareness, zero pride, and zero dignity.  

Gawd, I'm shocked TLC hasn't given her and Twin Troll Stacy their own show.   

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1 minute ago, Persnickety1 said:

And at least we weren't dressed like Dollar General discount hookers out frolicking when we were young and drunk.  😄  

This woman has zero self-awareness, zero pride, and zero dignity.  

Gawd, I'm shocked TLC hasn't given her and Twin Troll Stacy their own show.   

As much as I dislike her desperation and thirst, she'd make good trashy tv and is way more entertaining (in a snark-worthy sense) than Chantel and company. It's mind-blowing what a mess Darcey is. 

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9 hours ago, Hannah94 said:

As much as I dislike her desperation and thirst, she'd make good trashy tv and is way more entertaining (in a snark-worthy sense) than Chantel and company. It's mind-blowing what a mess Darcey is. 

I did like how Tom talked to her, even though she was too drunk to grasp what he was saying. He was calm and cool, didn’t call her a drunk or an  alcoholic. Told her that he found her behavior something he didn’t want to deal with, and wasn’t going to. 

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9 hours ago, Hannah94 said:

As much as I dislike her desperation and thirst, she'd make good trashy tv and is way more entertaining (in a snark-worthy sense) than Chantel and company. It's mind-blowing what a mess Darcey is. 

I agree because I think the Family Chantal are all actors and famewhores while Darcy and company.....that twin/sister crap is real.  Her drinking issues are real.  Her inability to live in reality is real.  Her inability to find her way back from the bathroom unescorted by Florian is real.

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On 9/28/2019 at 7:18 PM, mamadrama said:

I think drinking allows her to forgo the fascade of everything being "perfect" for a while. She can never just "be" in a moment. After 10 minutes in Amsterdam it "feels like home." From the inside of a cab ride she can see herself living in London, The little bridges in Holland, the bridge in Albania, the Albanian flea market, etc are all "romantic." She "loves" the "quaint" cafes in Albania (there's nothing wrong with them, but they look like every other cafe over there). As long the man is standing 10 feet in front of her then it looks like a proposal, wedding aisle, etc. She has to look "hot" and "sexy" in everything she wears. There's never anything casual. Everything she eats is amazing and wonderful. She can't just be interested in a guy-he has to be her soulmate and future fiance. 

All of that shit MUST be exhausting. 

This. 
But, to be fair, from the moment I landed in London for the first time I could see myself living there.  It’s that amazing.  And now I feel like Darcey, with my American superlative speak. And we are going back to London on Sunday. 
However, it’s all about the one-upping her sister. Living in an expensive city like London or Amsterdam totally wins over Albania and Connecticut.  
Also, her poor daughters are surely bullied at school over their mom’s choices. 

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It's mind-blowing what a mess Darcey is. 

You know, it really is. I could not believe her "club" outfit. In what universe would anyone think that looks good. I don't know how she avoided a nip slip or crotch flash.

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Also, her poor daughters are surely bullied at school over their mom’s choices. 

You just know Darcy considers herself to be the cool mom -and believes anyone who tells her that she and her daughters all look like sisters...

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10 hours ago, Mrs. Hanson said:

I hear you, and I feel you.  I, too, remember feeling that cold porcelain of the toilet and thinking, Oh My Gosh I am glad you are here, Mr. Toilet.  And that is kinda sad when you are 18, 19, etc......but 44??

Been there! Many times in my early twenties, now I rarely consume liquor at all.

38 minutes ago, iwasish said:

I did like how Tom talked to her, even though she was too drunk to grasp what he was saying. He was calm and cool, didn’t call her a drunk or an  alcoholic. Told her that he found her behavior something he didn’t want to deal with, and wasn’t going to. 

This "relationship" is done. Looking forward to seeing the dramatic weeping and hair rending when Darcy leaves Europe without a proposal or even a "boyfriend" .

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38 minutes ago, Elizzikra said:

You know, it really is. I could not believe her "club" outfit. In what universe would anyone think that looks good. I don't know how she avoided a nip slip or crotch flash.

Had I been out with them I would have asked her to cover up.  It made me uncomfortable to watch.  Heck even Mr. Hanson, who appreciated the female form as much as anyone, was like...."Eeww!"

Darcy, has Tom ever once mentioned moving to the US?  Don't you have.......kids?  How ya gonna move there?  Wait - I have an idea  - drink more and it will all work itself out!

40 minutes ago, Elizzikra said:

You just know Darcy considers herself to be the cool mom -and believes anyone who tells her that she and her daughters all look like sisters...

I never tried to be the cool mom.  I was, however, the structured mom who took zero crap from my kids.  And guess what?  They are 20 and 22 and still talk to me.  All the time!!!

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I'm pretty sure Darcy doesn't care a snit that she has kids unless she can trot them out for sympathy or to show what a GOOD mom she is.  She expects them to be there when her newest relationship fails so she can cry on their shoulder and share all sorts of inappropriate things with them.  there's a reason she doesn't have custody and they don't live with her.  I think the dad is some sort of douchebag as well, but at least he has some sense to keep Darcy from having them full time.

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14 minutes ago, itsadryheat said:

Curious how Darcey funds her life.

Two teen kids, continual body enhancements, fake hair, tlc designer clothes, trips and the normal stuff, rent/food/gas/health insurance/utilities, etc.

Darcey doesn't have primary custody of her daughters. I wouldn't be surprised if she's only paying a nominal amount of child support because her primary source of income is Instagram. She's likely getting freebies on cosmetic procedures, hair, nails, and clothing as a lot of reality TV personalities do. Her father covers the rest of her living expenses.

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5 hours ago, doyouevengohere said:

I'm pretty sure Darcy doesn't care a snit that she has kids unless she can trot them out for sympathy or to show what a GOOD mom she is.  She expects them to be there when her newest relationship fails so she can cry on their shoulder and share all sorts of inappropriate things with them.  there's a reason she doesn't have custody and they don't live with her.  I think the dad is some sort of douchebag as well, but at least he has some sense to keep Darcy from having them full time.

I’m thinking Darcy didn’t put up much of a fight,  if any, to keep custody. She isn’t all that maternal. 

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12 hours ago, HunterHunted said:

Darcey doesn't have primary custody of her daughters. I wouldn't be surprised if she's only paying a nominal amount of child support because her primary source of income is Instagram. She's likely getting freebies on cosmetic procedures, hair, nails, and clothing as a lot of reality TV personalities do. Her father covers the rest of her living expenses.

Thanks for this sad info. When I asked my dearly departed father when I'd be getting my trust fund, he said "I gave you $5 that day when I dropped you off to college. You need to make your own".

She's way to old to be living like this.  I guess that explains her pitiful personality. I don't see this getting better. I feel like I should feel sorry for her, but honestly just want to watch the fall, and 100% interested in her back story. Her kids seem hopeful. What does Pop Silva Twins do to support these two really old millennials.

Her fashion statement alone this last episode was a cry for help. I. for one,  was screaming, Help!  . . . for me watching, her poor, painful  ready to burst boobs, and anyone in her zip code. None of these stories make logical sense. A huge step below standard soap operas. I don't even know what category this stuff fits into . . . sideshow freaks from the 50's; Annie Liebowitz photos circa 60's. This can't be scripted, right? If so, they are not bad actors. If not,  who would act this way in public, on tv? I'm so confused. And yet here I am.

There must be 2 Darcey's - cyber Darcey and real life Darcey. How in the heck could 007 Tom not get a hint of real life Darcey from the years of interacting with cyber Darcey through the Jesse Love Story?  Makes me feel a little better. I chalked up my ex husband's personality disorder / dysfunction to quirks, until it slapped me in the face so hard, I couldn't deny reality. I'm choosing to see this gradual realization on 007 Tom's face. I'm hoping to see him seek sanctuary in the English embassy in Albania for safety, call his sister to do the dirty work he's to dapper to do, and we see a Three's Company Albania edition with the remaining three.

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The daughter of Darcy's friend, Rania did an AMA on reddit.  She says Darcy's father funds their life and Darcey does earn some money from social media.  That was the most interesting part.  Other than that she said everyone in Darcey's life hated Jesse and that she and Tom are not currently together.  She said a lot was filmed and Darcy had no idea what would be shown and that she doesn't like all the hate she gets ; it makes her sad .  She said Darcy was trying to get into "showbiz" for a while and 90 days was just the fish that bit.

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On 9/29/2019 at 11:57 PM, Persnickety1 said:

I've been as drunk as Darcy just once in my life.

It was a company holiday party and all my co-workers apparently forget I was way too young to drink (I was 15-1/2).  

I was so sick the next day I just wanted to wrap myself around the base of the cold porcelain toilet and die.  

Like you, my lesson was learned...and long before I was Darcy's age (and even at 15 I comported myself much better than Darcy, too).  

She is such a mess, inside and out...And I look forward with extreme delight to seeing her circle the drain of shame every week.  

I’m a silly drunk, and I can’t even count the amount of times in my life I have been wasted. However if it got to the point of tp stuck to my shoe, my boobs falling out of my top and crying into my drink I would have put myself in a cab hours before. Oh Darzeeee, you know the tipping point and have no shame.

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I've been drunk a handful of times in my life. Never like Darcey. I am normally limited to one drink at social events, as I have to drive home (i.e. a work event after work means one drink, plus food - take transit and then a few minutes' drive home). Christmas at my relatives is normally one single serve wine/sparkling wine. I sometimes buy a regular bottle, have one serving, and the rest goes home.

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23 minutes ago, Mrs. Hanson said:

Probably because he was calling her out on her crap and they are all into enabling her and her bad decisions!!!

I have to confess, I don't blame Jesse at all, if I ever did. Who knows what kind of extreme next-level psychosis he experienced from her, off camera? I mean, she is bad enough when the camera is rolling; can you imagine how much worse she can get when it's a private moment? Good Lord, girl needs serious help. She is Jodi Arias-level unbalanced. 

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I do think Jesse is awful and a gaslighter; but he was right on the money about her drinking.  And I can see how anyone would have a problem being in a relationship with her.  She could be in a normal relationship with a decent guy and she would still be the problem that breaks it up.  She really does need to work on herself.

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1 minute ago, doyouevengohere said:

I do think Jesse is awful and a gaslighter; but he was right on the money about her drinking.  And I can see how anyone would have a problem being in a relationship with her.  She could be in a normal relationship with a decent guy and she would still be the problem that breaks it up.  She really does need to work on herself.

I could not watch them as they were on a constant loop of getting into a fight within 60 seconds of talking and it got old, fast.  But I do remember him calling her out on her drinking and he was right about that.

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