S07.E22: Janine LIVE CHAT

[Callaphera]

Oh, her date totally has the bodies of his ex-girlfriends stacked like cord wood in his basement. 

[Guest]

"Applesauce to the cake?" Is that an actual saying? 

[Snarkastikate]

Um.  Oh.  WTF.   

[Brooklynista]

One date and he's  "honey"?? Careful Doug.

[honeywest]

“Adding sauce to the cake”?

[String Theory]

1 minute ago, dreadfulLeigh said:

Omfg, her voice! Blarghhhhhhh! Cutesy, Minnie Mouse. Sure, lady. You ain’t fooling anyone. 

WTF with her "baby" voice now?????   They deserve one another.  How much you want to bet she's married before the end of the show.

[MelissaMinion]

Just now, Giant Misfit said:

I'm sorry, but what is Doug's malfunction that he finds Janine in ANY way desirable? 

It was probably the moment when she asked him to push on her butt, please....

[Pepper Mostly]

The meeting was "applesauce to the cake"?? I feel like i'm insane. 

[Julyolo]

Not the red lipstick with those teeth! Hell NO.

[dreadfulLeigh]

That color makes her face look really sharp and severe. I think the blond wig was a bit too b,omg, but it softened her features in a much more youthful way. 

Althiugh, wtf am I saying, that’s the least of her problems. 

Edited May 30, 2019 by dreadfulLeigh

[Ivylady]

She found a chubby chaser. Don't worry, ladies. You don't want a Doug.

But seriously...Janine should worry about GETTING OUT OF THE SCOOTER! Her priorities are all out of wack.

[DC Gal in VA]

Don't hate me for saying this but I think that with the wig and makeup as well as the weight loss she looks pretty.

[Guest]

Just now, Callaphera said:

Oh, her date totally has the bodies of his ex-girlfriends stacked like cord wood in his basement. 

[ams1001]

13 minutes ago, fonfereksglen said:

Her third nipple!

It's a nubbin!

Aw, kitties.

Yoga? She's gonna do scooter yoga?

[cmpbl]

2 minutes ago, iwasish said:

Is the spray cheese at the vet a new thing?

My vets never used it and suddenly last year they started it. Maybe there was a vet convention and it was a suggestion from someone. My dogs are totally down with it.

My cat loved it.

[Armchair Critic]

Scooter Yoga?! WTF

[Ivylady]

Her wig and makeup made her look older to me. She should have done a golden brown wig and more earth tones/neutrals for the makeup. 

[String Theory]

See...........told ya so.  She's got him in her corner - supporting her.  Can't walk, but he's supporting her........shudder!

[dreadfulLeigh]

Idk, Doug. Are you open to a threesome? Cause I don’t think Scooter’s going anywhere. 

[Guest]

LOL! They've decided they're going to be "exclusive." Because like there's, like, a line out the door to date either one of them?

[CalpurniaF]

Jeez, she did yoga on her scooter!

[WhitneyWhit]

She's doing yoga on the scooter. Ma'am.......

Edited May 30, 2019 by WhitneyWhit

[mmecorday]

Aw, that kitten looked just like my Simon when he was little.

[Snarkastikate]

I had brain surgery and head was shaved.  Had to wear a wig for almost a year, I had crappy think hair to begin with.  Oh how I hated wearing that damn thing, so hot,  itchy, always shifting around.  

So do we think she'll ever get out of that scooter?

[QuinnInND]

Holy shit! She's using the walker now! 

[nytonc]

I was much too late to watch along with y’all but reading your comments beats watching any day!! 

[sainte-chapelle]

Yoga instructor "start off standing.. *pause*...or seated" Doug wants his 5 min of fame.

Edited May 30, 2019 by sainte-chapelle

[Callaphera]

Chair yoga is a thing.

Bringing your new boyfriend to your doctor's appointment after your weight loss surgery for your weigh-in shouldn't be. 

[Caoimhe]

I don't think she will EVER lose that damn scooter!  Why on earth has she brought him to the appointment?  That's just stupid.

[honeywest]

Doug has gained weight since they’ve been exclusive.

[poeticlicensed]

Just now, Snarkastikate said:

I had brain surgery and head was shaved.  Had to wear a wig for almost a year, I had crappy think hair to begin with.  Oh how I hated wearing that damn thing, so hot,  itchy, always shifting around.  

So do we think she'll ever get out of that scooter?

Nope. 

[Julyolo]

Hope Doug likes chicks with huge scars on their gams from lymphedema surgery.

[Kid]

Take those shoes off before you weigh in.

[OoogleEyes]

Aw. She gave the scooter a lil' pat goodbye 

[Armchair Critic]

If you were married to somebody and they ended up with a disability is one thing, but to choose some morbidly obese woman who acts like a grandma? What is Doug's malfunction?

[CalpurniaF]

Just now, Callaphera said:

Chair yoga is a thing.

But is Scooter Yoga?

[JudgeyMcJudgyPants]

3 minutes ago, cmpbl said:

She had him come to her apartment. Nooo! Never let them know where you live. 😲

No shit!  Okay, confession.  Mr. Judgey and I met on the internet (AOL throwback y’all) and when we met in person, it was at a public place and I brought a friend!!! I’m amazed at the stupidity of people.

[Ellie Godfrey]

7 minutes ago, CircusPeanuts said:

So much younger. What is her age? I forgot. 

55

[PrincessPurrsALot]

5 minutes ago, 7EasyPayments said:

Maybe the guy will replace McNuggets?

Am I a cock-eyed optimist ?

Janine is cock-eyed now, as in she's eying Doug's . . . well, you get the idea.  I'll let myself out. 

[Guest]

@iwasish

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Is the spray cheese at the vet a new thing?

My vets never used it and suddenly last year they started it. Maybe there was a vet convention and it was a suggestion from someone. My dogs are totally down with it.

Yes, this is part of a program called "Fear Free." It helps decreased the stress of the pets who are being treated. 

[ams1001]

12 minutes ago, Ellie Godfrey said:

FFS, She's got a date. Shoot me please.

Don't you mean "scoot me please"?

[Carboncat]

8 minutes ago, Callaphera said:

They ruined the McNuggets when they switched to all white breast meat versus the mystery chicken bits that occasionally had a bit of fat or gristle in them. Wendy's or bust (also Wendy's has honey mustard sauce. WTF, McDonalds?). 

I always ordered Mc D.'s honey mustard sauce in California.  Have they discontinued it?  Haven't been since Happy Meal days---son is now 26.  It was a good sauce.

[Brooklynista]

1 minute ago, honeywest said:

Doug has gained weight since they’ve been exclusive.

I bet she has as well. That new love weight. Just made myself sick 

[String Theory]

Just now, Callaphera said:

Chair yoga is a thing.

Bringing your new boyfriend to your doctor's appointment after your weight loss surgery for your weigh-in shouldn't be. 

Think that's #1 on the list of dating don'ts........................ but again, its been many, many years since I dated, so what do I know.  Janine seems to have ALL the answers right now!

[Julyolo]

2 minutes ago, mmecorday said:

Aw, that kitten looked just like my Simon when he was little.

Just like my Buddy too. Weighs 23 lbs. now.....

[CringeWatcher]

12 minutes ago, String Theory said:

Come on now - does this mean I have to move to Houston to date???????  She's gone from not walking to online dating and red wigs?????

I doubt any of us would walk across the street to go out with Doug. He may be a nice person, but he’s no Charlie.

[poeticlicensed]

Something tells me that Doug is gonna be a whole lotta trouble. I want to know if he has a job, car, home.

[iwasish]

1 minute ago, Kid said:

Take those shoes off before you weigh in.

Her feet actually look human. 

[Twopper]

Doug looks creepy.

Cat yoga?   It was worth it to see the cute kitties.  I  think I  want another cat.

I am still in shock that she used the walker at Dr Now's office; I may faint.

[Guest]

Janine seems like the type who'd quickly discard her cat should Doug tell her he's allergic. 

I don't like this woman. AT. ALL.