Love After Lockup: Life After Lockup

[candall]

Yesterday, my DVR captured a ten minute throwback to whatsherface, the sunglasses designer, and her convict sugar daddy.  It was horrendous.   We'd be begging for Brittany and Marcelino if we had to listen to those idiots.

[Armchair Critic]

Andrea is another Sarah thinking she can control Lamar

[goofygirl]

And speaking of morons..... Andrea.... You are ONE CRAZY LADY, just admit it.  Or you SUCK as an actress!

Either way..... You need some professional help. Doctor? Talent agent? OY!!

[RealReality]

Just now, candall said:

Yesterday, my DVR captured a ten minute throwback to whatsherface, the sunglasses designer, and her convict sugar daddy.  It was horrendous.   We'd be begging for Brittany and Marcelino if we had to listen to those idiots.

Googly eyes!!!

The kids are the damn cutest

[goofygirl]

Puke on the "pretty girl" shit.  I cannot STAND THESE PEOPLE!!

[Armchair Critic]

Sarah reminds me of the character in Waiting To Exhale who when her son's father came to visit hopes he will sleep with her.

[LucyEth]

All this Maria has done was spend all her time in the motel room alone.  She is another ass.

[candall]

A couple of hours??  Didn't he just promise his daughter he'd spend the night?

[RealReality]

LOL, OMG, I cannot wait for emotional wife Maria to find out Michael is sleeping with his actual wife!

[Kroliosis]

Did he just call maria his wife?

[goofygirl]

Oh Forehead... You just lied to Maria, didn't you?? DIPSHIT PEOPLE!!

[candall]

I sense a cliffhanger coming.

[Kroliosis]

1 minute ago, candall said:

A couple of hours??  Didn't he just promise his daughter he'd spend the night?

He’s gonna accidentally fall asleep

[RealReality]

Just now, Kroliosis said:

Did he just call maria his wife?

Maria said she was his emotional wife.  LOL, these women are ridiculous.

[OoogleEyes]

Oh, a drink. Yeah,  here we go 

[LucyEth]

What is wrong with Sarah, she is living in a dream world.  Magnetic pull and all that other shit.  Why in the world does she want that lump of nothing.

[Ijustwantsomechips]

Next week is going to be trash-tacular!

[RealReality]

Ohhhh shit, emotional wife and real wife meet up next week!  Damn, I cannot wait!

[Armchair Critic]

"I don't care that's still my man". What an idiot. I no longer feel sorry for Sarah. To quote Debbie (Coltee's mother) from 90 Day Fiance -- Sarah "I AM DONE!" with you

Edited February 29, 2020 by Armchair Critic

[goofygirl]

It's been so much fun yall!!! Have a great weekend my peeps!! You make me laugh!!

[candall]

Oh goody, now you can see it, too!  Andrea and Lamondre.  Woot.

[Maybeitsme]

So while dad and chane are putting up the trampoline Lacey is have phone sex with chon? 

Yeah this has all turned into gold for her, thank goodness chon didn't overdose and ruin it all

 She might have been stuck with chane for months before she found someone else 

[Spike]

1 hour ago, candall said:

Lamar's offended Andrea would think he'd ever use a condom.

He raw dogged it in prison baby.

[RealReality]

2 minutes ago, Spike said:

He raw dogged it in prison baby.

LOL, he raw dogged it with HER!  In a prison broom closet!  How soon she forgets!

[Spike]

1 hour ago, JenE4 said:

Holy shit! They EACH have a 3-pound London broil! The pallet gazebo is going to collapse under the weight of all that beef.

In Mississippi that is squirrel broil.
 

Why is Tony so red in the face?  Does he have to take Viagra to mount the wizened toothless crone? 

[Leilani]

I think the church is gonna excommunicate Andrea after her stints this season.

Edited February 29, 2020 by Leilani

[Spike]

1 hour ago, Maybeitsme said:

I agree that Cheryl should get a puppy and I hope she leaves inmates and men in general alone. She needs to fall in love with her children. 

Please date a dentist.

[Armchair Critic]

1 minute ago, Leilani said:

I think the church is gonna excommunicate Andrea after this season.

I was going to make a joke about how the Mormon church is going to regret finally letting in black members

...I'll show myself out

[Spike]

1 hour ago, JenE4 said:

Who knew there was a market for a Poker Therapist? On the one hand this is strange, but on the other hand, she’s giving better advice than Sarah’s therapist.

(okay, so I know she’s billed as a poker coach, but she seems to be more like a therapist.)

Again the question for a poker or any money-making coach is why don’t they just use the knowledge themselves and make a killing?  Oh yeah, it’s bullshit.

1 hour ago, RealReality said:

Chain has gained a little weighr

But still I felt gypped when only Lacey got to seen him shirtless.

 

edit oops I mixed up chane and chon

Edited February 29, 2020 by Spike

[mamadrama]

1 hour ago, OoogleEyes said:

I hope she's not ovulatin'

Ooohhh wee! 

[Jeanne222]

4 hours ago, Armchair Critic said:

With my luck I will die from the Coronavirus but all these idiots will survive like cockroaches because they already have so many diseases they will be immune to it.

Now that made me smile way down!!!

4 hours ago, RealReality said:

LOL, Tony wants to get married so he can get on the deed and get a life insurance policy

Plus health insurance!

3 hours ago, RealReality said:

Clint pretending to be surprised that crack is in the house!

I think Clint is surprised when he wakes up in the morning!   Gawd I'm so glad He's not my son!  His momma has the patience of Jobe

3 hours ago, Kroliosis said:

And she’s still gonna think she’s manipulating him. Hey Lamar, can forehead borrow your magnums?

Forehead doesn't use magnums.  I still want to have a peek at his junk!  Must be something special!!

3 hours ago, Spike said:

Okay I finally figured out who Clint reminds me of.  T-Bag on Prison Break.  
 

And he needs to scrub that toilet .

Oh lordy that toilet was B A D!!!!!

 

I can't believe Marcellino lied about going to the poker whisperer!

I like bigger more involved lying!  That was a big build-up to not much!!!

 

Edited February 29, 2020 by Jeanne222

[Keywestclubkid]

Angela to Tony “You love me don’t you?” 
Tony nods “Yea”

Angela kissing him “I can tell” 

Girl he don’t love you if he did he wouldn’t need a rule taped up in your trailer that says Don’t Fuck Hookers ... lol 

 

[Keywestclubkid]

I’ll just find a new inmate I’ll be fine. Cheryl you are such a trashbox of a person. You need to take care of those 3 kids you have Good God 

[hookedontv]

11 hours ago, OoogleEyes said:

What was that word?

If you are talking about Michael, he was desperately trying to pronounce the word “strategic.” I had to replay it twice then put on close captioning. Gah! It’s such an effort to watch this show! We work harder than both the criminals and the stupid people they are with combined!

(Just catching up on this show on Saturday morning, still watching but I happened to read this comment just as a Michael said it. More comments to come...)

[Keywestclubkid]

Josh is the only one coming out good in any of this lol. Every other person on this show just continues to make horrible life decisions. Josh dumps the psycho chick and gets a promotion lol 

[cooksdelight]

Damn, I was so wishing Lacey was going to tell John she couldn’t have sex until the herpes sores that Shane gave her cleared up.

[PityFree]

On 2/21/2020 at 7:10 PM, Ijustwantsomechips said:

I wish a mofo repair man would post up on my sofa with his ass du jour?  

They are going to have to burn that couch. 

11 hours ago, Kroliosis said:

He’s gonna accidentally fall asleep

“Accidentally.”

[PityFree]

Also, line of the evening: “The only thing that saved him is that I’ve seen his brother wearing his  jacket.”

[AZChristian]

9 hours ago, Jeanne222 said:

Forehead doesn't use magnums.  I still want to have a peek at his junk!  Must be something special!!

That would explain why he wears the crotch in his pants 12 inches below the usual crotch spot.

[Spike]

4 minutes ago, AZChristian said:

That would explain why he wears the crotch in his pants 12 inches below the usual crotch spot.

If only.  Sadly that’s a popular “style.”  

[AZChristian]

10 minutes ago, Spike said:

If only.  Sadly that’s a popular “style.”  

I'm so glad I'm out of style.

[sempervivum]

I just have to thank the showrunners. I had a really bad day, but I burst into gales of giggles when the chyron informed me that Lamar's brother is called 'SQUEE BASTARD'. I'd love to know the story behind that one.

I wonder why this episode was titled 'Royal Flush'- a reference to the grimy toilet in Clint's hovel? Or to Marcellino's poker lesson? I initially thought we'd see some definitive endings, but other than Josh/Cheryl, I think all these stories could be dragged out another whole season. Does anyone know when this season wraps up? -I couldn't find anything online.

[Spike]

6 minutes ago, sempervivum said:

I just have to thank the showrunners. I had a really bad day, but I burst into gales of giggles when the chyron informed me that Lamar's brother is called 'SQUEE BASTARD'. I'd love to know the story behind that one.

I wonder why this episode was titled 'Royal Flush'- a reference to the grimy toilet in Clint's hovel? Or to Marcellino's poker lesson? I initially thought we'd see some definitive endings, but other than Josh/Cheryl, I think all these stories could be dragged out another whole season. Does anyone know when this season wraps up? -I couldn't find anything online.

So Lamar isn’t that different from a Supreme Court Justice who has a friend named Squee lol.

[PrincessPurrsALot]

Last night, for the first time, Lacey said John.  Yes, John with a J sound.  Don't worry, lockup fans.  She quickly reverted to  the oft said Chon. All is right in the world. 

[Spike]

21 minutes ago, PrincessPurrsALot said:

Last night, for the first time, Lacey said John.  Yes, John with a J sound.  Don't worry, lockup fans.  She quickly reverted to  the oft said Chon. All is right in the world. 

Maybe she started speech therapy but it just hasn’t fully taken.

[Friday]

5 hours ago, Keywestclubkid said:

Angela to Tony “You love me don’t you?” 
Tony nods “Yea”

Angela kissing him “I can tell” 

Girl he don’t love you if he did he wouldn’t need a rule taped up in your trailer that says Don’t Fuck Hookers ... lol 

 

Love Story 2020--Love Means Never Having to Say Don't Fuck Hookers.

[Spike]

5 minutes ago, Friday said:

Love Story 2020--Love Means Never Having to Say Don't Fuck Hookers.

I see a huge loophole for Tony if he can find a woman who doesn't charge, 

[PrincessPurrsALot]

The dress Tony had Angela wear looked so bad on her.  She has never looked more like a snaggle toothed sack of potatoes.  And we saw her up close sans makeup.  Between her puffy pastiness and Tony's beet red visage, that was one scary scene. 

Now that MeghanMyQueen seems to be out of the picture, do we have MariaMyEmotionalWife, MMEW? 

[Empress1]

12 hours ago, Jeanne222 said:

I think Clint is surprised when he wakes up in the morning!   Gawd I'm so glad He's not my son!  His momma has the patience of Jobe

Every time Clint talks to his mother, I envision his father in the background shaking his head in annoyance.

Why hasn't Megan been replaced with Maria? Sarah and Michael 100% fucked when he stayed over.

16 hours ago, LucyEth said:

All this Maria has done was spend all her time in the motel room alone.  She is another ass.

Literally every woman in Michael's life needs to get some self-respect. She's sitting around in a motel in upstate NY, like, what are you doing? You can't think of anything better to do with your time?

Lacey's father telling her to get her head out of her ass gave me my ENTIRE life.

[Spike]

3 minutes ago, Empress1 said:

She's sitting around in a motel in upstate NY, like, what are you doing? You can't think of anything better to do with your time?

I'm sure the presence of cameras was a factor in her decision.