Love After Lockup: Life After Lockup

[JenE4]

I’m a bit concerned that in the two episodes so far we haven’t seen Lacey or Chane without either a huge water glass full of wine or a can of beer in hand at all times. No wonder why they’re a mess if they’re drinking 24/7. It’s really sad that Lacey isn’t emotionally or physically present to take care of her young children and yet she wants to have more babies?! Did you ask your father if HE wants to be responsible for raising another child since the only time we’ve seen these kids in 2 seasons is at pick-up time from grandpa?

Edited January 11, 2020 by JenE4

[Spike]

15 hours ago, PityFree said:

Ohhhhhhh!!! What do you think Tracey did to land back in jail??  I think she stole something from his parents.

I’m betting she straddled a teen boy.

14 hours ago, psychoticstate said:

No shit the Wee Leprechaun is cheating on you. 

How exactly do your cheat on your ex?  Ex means you are no longer together.

[Spike]

11 hours ago, RealReality said:

I've been okay with it, but it's time to bench Britney and Marcelino and get starters Clint and goddess in the game.  

While there is not a doubt in my mind that Marcelino is an insufferable know it all who feels his lack of any discernable skill should net him 70k a year for....reasons.....they are basically a happy boring couple.  Their dysfunction is kinda meh.  He is that asshole guy your friend married who you roll your eyes at.  

I think their "drama" will be like 70% made up because they need the money.  

Clint and goddess also need the money.....but they are real.  I don't think anything about them is insincere.  

Lacey is desperate for attention so she is absolutely going to drag Chon into something.  

Angela/Tony could be entertaining.  I'll hate watch him gaslight and manipulate his way back into that trailer.  Tony has scary dead eyes sometimes and she maybe should be scared. 

Andrea/Lamar may end up being a fizzle, because where else can they go from here?  He doesn't want Utah, she doesn't want LA, their big secret is already out. 

Sarah/Megan/Michael - I feel like they are setting something up.  Maybe rock is going to make this a love parellogram!

Pentagram with Maria.  I think she is at the door.

[Spike]

4 hours ago, OoogleEyes said:

That creepy group of Mormon missionaries. Ready to knock on a door near you!

When missionaries come to my house I ask them if they wanna fuck and they skedaddle.

[goofygirl]

Spike, you make me LAUGH OUT LOUD!!! Thank you!

[Neurochick]

16 hours ago, kacesq said:

Way too much Marcellino and Brittany in this episode. They're boring. 

I think they're making up stuff for their storyline.  When he and Brittany were talking, I could just SEE the acting.

Sarah needs to move on without Michael, but I know she'll take him back and she'll probably be pregnant again next year. 

I get Andrea.  She's a sucker for bad boys but she wants her children to have a good life.  I think that's why she became a Mormon.  Some people in the inner city send their children to Catholic school because they know their life will be easier coming from St. Whoever High School.

[Neurochick]

Bondy's recap of last night's episode.  Love her Lacy-voice.

[Empress1]

17 hours ago, PityFree said:

Shane is a wino.

That was a beer in his hand during that argument, right?

What has Marcelino been living on for the last six years? And unless he's applying for a job as a child care provider (no shade, it's hard work!), the fact that he's been a father for a year or two is not a professional qualification. Can't you make decent money working in casinos? An office job may not be for him and there's no shame in that, but he's going to have someone telling him what to do (wasn't he in the military?!) unless he does gig economy jobs, which won't net him $60-$70K.

When Marcelino said Brittany thought "this shit" was easy, I was like " ... Brittany? Who has alcoholic parents who stole from her, put up two kids for adoption in her teens, is a felon, a meth addict, and I don't think she went to high school? That Brittany?" And then she said basically exactly what I was thinking.

Angela's sister said it flat out: "For someone so educated, you sure are dumb." I LOVE HER. Give her a spin-off!

Megan's father seems like such a good dude (he dropped my favorite Maya Angelou quote, one I live by: "When people tell you who they are, believe them the first time") and he must be so disappointed in Megan. Megan loves the way Michael loves his kids ... that are halfway across the country, for whom he does not pay. Right. Sarah's friend LOATHES Michael and I am here for it. You know she's tired of hearing all this shit.

 

[DiamondGirl]

On 1/3/2020 at 8:22 PM, goofygirl said:

Here we go... Andrea's gonna admit to her Mormon girls that her youngest is Lamar's.  This really paints the picture doesn't it?

I wonder whose they thought she was. 

[Pepper Mostly]

19 hours ago, goofygirl said:

Andrea's already got a problem.... Her brain!  And she's sending her son on a mission trip? If that kid is as smart as we think he is, he'll take that mission trip and NEVER COME HOME to dumbo and even dumbo-er.  One minute, "heavenlyfather blah blah" and the next "I should kill him but I love him blah blah" She is one screwy beyotch!

All Mormon boys are required to do a year of missionary work when they turn 19. They do lots of training beforehand. And they always go out in pairs, they're encouraged to snitch on each other. 

19 hours ago, LucyEth said:

Neighbors must love this!

Hope they appreciate a little cabaret. 

19 hours ago, kacesq said:

No sarah...you're not a master manipulator. 

I can't believe she sat there and said that with a straight face. Sarah. You are not a badass. You are pathetic.

15 hours ago, candall said:

I was annoyed by interminable footage of Andrea waiting for Lamar at the bottom of an escalator.   Is there really nothing else going on with any of these felons/idiots they could have plugged into that six minute segment?   Big reveal:  "There he is."  

Right? Here we are, grown humans with lives, goals, professions and something to offer to the world. And we're sitting here watching a delusional woman wait for someone to get off a plane. Heaven help us. 

[HorrrGoodnight]

Recap:

😴😴😴.....Lacey's gay dad.....😴😴😴....MC Parolee and Mormon Dre....😴😴😴....The case of the missing fingernails....😴😴😴....Will he show up or won't he???...😴😴😴.....Shane's rageful can toss....😴😴😴...Another tearful bonfire...😴😴😴....I'm done! (again).....😴😴😴

[configdotsys]

On 1/10/2020 at 9:57 PM, Keywestclubkid said:

I thought she already burned his shit? what other shit did he have for this 2nd fire?

I wondered about that too. 

21 hours ago, cooksdelight said:

This season is boring me to death so far. 

Same here. Tony and Angela are not worth watching because it's just the same thing every week. When their segment comes on, I FF past it while thinking about the last time they had a confrontation. Same ole, same ole.

Brittany and Marcellino REEK of fake drama acting bullshit. They are of zero value to the show and I just don't get why they're getting air time.

The three hour segment with Andrea in the airport was another snoozefest. WTF?

Sarah is a pathetic joke. "I started the process." Oh please. She has papers that say she wants a divorce. That is all. She will never file them because once he's free, he no longer owes her an explanation. He'll hopefully speak to and see his kids (doubt it) but he can tell her to fuck off if she asks him about anything other than the kids. That will drive her crazy. No, he didn't used to be a good guy, Sarah. You were a moron from the get go. If she has all this information in the apps and phone bills and whatnot, if she had any balls at all, as soon as she opened them and saw that stuff, she would have texted him pictures of those bills with a message that said that she sent copies to every phone number that was on his phone bill. And then proceed to send them. But she won't. She'll hold on and take him back again and again. Pure trash.

The only people I felt sorry for during this episode were Lacy and Sean's neighbors. There goes the neighborhood. Indeed.

I'm almost ready to say this show has jumped the shark. Maybe the goddess can revive it. 

[PityFree]

 I need to know how Marcellino earned a masters degree without learning to use any of the elements of Microsoft Office Suite. Even if his schools used Google’s word processing and spreadsheets, they are similar enough that he effectively learned his way around Office. Is it possible he has not heard of those programs referred to as “Office” or “Office Suite” but actually has used them? There is no way he escaped using PowerPoint in grad school.

[RealReality]

1 hour ago, configdotsys said:

I wondered about that too. 

Same here. Tony and Angela are not worth watching because it's just the same thing every week. When their segment comes on, I FF past it while thinking about the last time they had a confrontation. Same ole, same ole.

Brittany and Marcellino REEK of fake drama acting bullshit. They are of zero value to the show and I just don't get why they're getting air time.

The three hour segment with Andrea in the airport was another snoozefest. WTF?

Sarah is a pathetic joke. "I started the process." Oh please. She has papers that say she wants a divorce. That is all. She will never file them because once he's free, he no longer owes her an explanation. He'll hopefully speak to and see his kids (doubt it) but he can tell her to fuck off if she asks him about anything other than the kids. That will drive her crazy. No, he didn't used to be a good guy, Sarah. You were a moron from the get go. If she has all this information in the apps and phone bills and whatnot, if she had any balls at all, as soon as she opened them and saw that stuff, she would have texted him pictures of those bills with a message that said that she sent copies to every phone number that was on his phone bill. And then proceed to send them. But she won't. She'll hold on and take him back again and again. Pure trash.

The only people I felt sorry for during this episode were Lacy and Sean's neighbors. There goes the neighborhood. Indeed.

I'm almost ready to say this show has jumped the shark. Maybe the goddess can revive it. 

Pfffffft, Michael never acted as if he owed Sarah an explanation no matter what their status. 

He basically told her to fuck off , no matter what their status.  The only person who placed any value on their marriage was Sarah.  

This is why IMO, she looked like a damn fool last season yelling at meganmyqueen about how she was in some vaunted status as "the wife"

Yeah, that would be true, if Michael ever cared about Sarah as his wife or gave her any regard or had any respect for the institution of marriage.  

Meganmyqueen is also a damn fool, because if Michael doesn't give a shit about staying faithful to someone be is married to, you think he is going to care about cheating on you? Pfffffft.  

If Sarah had any balls, she would just stop paying any and all bills for Michael and get a court order for child support.  But she can keep Michael dependent on her by paying his bills so she will never stop and will just act like a badass in front of her friend.  

[RealReality]

48 minutes ago, PityFree said:

 I need to know how Marcellino earned a masters degree without learning to use any of the elements of Microsoft Office Suite. Even if his schools used Google’s word processing and spreadsheets, they are similar enough that he effectively learned his way around Office. Is it possible he has not heard of those programs referred to as “Office” or “Office Suite” but actually has used them? There is no way he escaped using PowerPoint in grad school.

I think there is a chance Marcelino got a master's through one of the shadier online programs that are notorious for targeting military vets who have GI bills. 

Some of those diploma mill type programs may not have required the use of MS Office.  

We have a second cousin who got scammed by one of these programs and there was a Frontline that touched on it.  

[Kiss my mutt]

I’m still hung up on the fact that Sarah is paying for Michael’s cell phone, health and car insurance. Have Megan pay for all that shit. I don’t see her ever divorcing him.  

[RealReality]

1 minute ago, Kiss my mutt said:

I’m still hung up on the fact that Sarah is paying for Michael’s cell phone, health and car insurance. Have Megan pay for all that shit. I don’t see her ever divorcing him.  

RIGHT?!?!?????

If he is this grown man he claims to be maybe he can be grown enough to pay for his damn insurance and phone!!!

Sarah is like a younger version of Angela with better teeth and two kids.  She will do ANYTHING to keep michael tethered to her. 

I think it's why she had kids with Michael and why she married him.  Sarah assumed all these things tied her to him....like a web.  For a better man, it might have been true. 

The sad fact is that Michael doesn't give a shit about the institution of marriage or his kids.  The ONLY thing that really matters to him is getting shit paid for and Sarah knows that, so she will keep paying his bills the same way Angela is probably paying for Tony's phone, motorcycle insurance and registration.  

[KateHearts]

2 hours ago, configdotsys said:

she has all this information in the apps and phone bills and whatnot, if she had any balls at all, as soon as she opened them and saw that stuff, she would have texted him pictures of those bills with a message that said that she sent copies to every phone number that was on his phone bill. And then proceed to send them. But she won't. She'll hold on and take him back again and again. Pure trash.

Why bother with all that? She needs to cut him off. He (and his multiple girlfriends) don’t deserve the effort.

[sempervivum]

11 hours ago, RealReality said:

I think there is a chance Marcelino got a master's through one of the shadier online programs that are notorious for targeting military vets who have GI bills.

That's what I think, too, but that still doesn't explain why he didn't go out and get a civil service job with that Public Admin. degree. Although, again, he'd have a supervisor he'd be answering to and apparently that is just NOT ON.

Did anyone catch what his undergrad degree was in?

[AZChristian]

On 1/11/2020 at 10:08 AM, sempervivum said:

Sarah may actually go ahead and cut off Forehead's cash flow.

I cheered when she said she was going to turn off his phone . . . but then she said she was going to cut off his car insurance, too.  If he's driving a car that has her name on the title, she NEEDS to keep the car insured.  If her name IS on the title, she ought to sell the car (as soon as she can get her hands on it and hide it from Fivehead (his is bigger than a "fourhead").

[Scout Finch]

On 1/10/2020 at 6:18 PM, MISTIE said:

Shane dry humping Lacy in the shower. OMFG, now I can't unsee it. 

I stupidly went to find the photo where they had posed in a doggie-style position (and it was inexplicably sponsored by some home furnishings place) and found some worse things that I really didn't want to see. That will teach me not to go opening Lacey's Pandora's Box.

On 1/10/2020 at 6:48 PM, RealReality said:

Lacey quivering with delight at the thought of being in the middle of this drama!

"I can't believe you're so mad over Chon!"

Way to make friends with your new neighbors.

"For Sale" signs go up for the houses on both sides.

On 1/10/2020 at 6:51 PM, RealReality said:

I'd really like a show where they drop Marcelino into a normal workplace and he tells everyone about how he knows everything.  

Well, of course.  More drama!

His "sob story" on Undercover Boss: "I should be the CEO. Can you believe how young he is?! I really hate that I can't take time off whenever I want to go play poker. Also, we only have one income because I married a felon so it's difficult for her to find a good-paying job..."

On 1/11/2020 at 5:14 AM, lasandi said:

Lol. I think that 1st fire was for burning the shit he gave her, ie letters etc.

Yes, because when he first came back she had a bunch of his things in garbage bags that she was kicking outside and told him to take. Apparently, he didn't so that's why the second fire was for his clothes.

On 1/11/2020 at 5:59 AM, OoogleEyes said:

They probably would, if they knew what a parallelogram was

I admit, I had to go look up the definition. Not as bad, however, as when I looked up the word "autodidact" a couple of weeks ago--so meta.

On 1/11/2020 at 9:22 AM, cooksdelight said:

They live in Virginia Beach, people there are used to it. Huge military presence and when those guys have a few too many, look out! 😄  I lived in Richmond for a long time and would go down there to party with friends.

It’s probably a rental, airbnb, I seriously doubt she has saved any money. She’s pumped it all into her lips, boobs, and ass.

When Shane first said that they were at the doctor's for Lacey's surgery, I thought, "geez, how much bigger do her breasts need to be??"

13 hours ago, RealReality said:

I think there is a chance Marcelino got a master's through one of the shadier online programs that are notorious for targeting military vets who have GI bills. 

Some of those diploma mill type programs may not have required the use of MS Office.  

We have a second cousin who got scammed by one of these programs and there was a Frontline that touched on it.  

I had a boss who had gotten an accounting-related diploma from the University of Phoenix. I found it ironic that all she had done was print it out on regular copy paper and pinned it up unframed in her cubicle. The old adage "not worth the paper it's printed on" seemed so appropriate!

[KateHearts]

20 hours ago, AZChristian said:

I cheered when she said she was going to turn off his phone . . . but then she said she was going to cut off his car insurance, too.  If he's driving a car that has her name on the title, she NEEDS to keep the car insured.  If her name IS on the title, she ought to sell the car (as soon as she can get her hands on it and hide it from Fivehead (his is bigger than a "fourhead").

you can pay for someone's car insurance and not have the title in your name. You are just paying their bill.

[AZChristian]

32 minutes ago, KateHearts said:

you can pay for someone's car insurance and not have the title in your name. You are just paying their bill.

I know.  That's why I wrote "IF her name is on the title . . . "  Absolutely, if she's just paying the insurance, that needs to stop yesterday!!!

[heatherchandler]

On 1/10/2020 at 8:21 PM, Giant Misfit said:

You know, I could get behind being shot one time in the foot...maybe twice. But after that, why isn't the person hopping on their un-shot foot yelling, "Stop shooting me in my damn foot please!"? 

OMG I am at work and I had to close this whole page OUT I am laughing so hard!

 

[Neurochick]

On 1/11/2020 at 10:07 PM, configdotsys said:

Brittany and Marcellino REEK of fake drama acting bullshit. They are of zero value to the show and I just don't get why they're getting air time.

I agree, but if no one else is doing anything, I guess WeTV know they can count on them.  They are there for the paycheck.

[Spike]

34 minutes ago, heatherchandler said:

OMG I am at work and I had to close this whole page OUT I am laughing so hard!

 

I thought he was shot at seven times but just hit once in the foot. I don’t think you would have a foot left with seven bullet holes.

[RealReality]

4 hours ago, AZChristian said:

I know.  That's why I wrote "IF her name is on the title . . . "  Absolutely, if she's just paying the insurance, that needs to stop yesterday!!!

I vaguely remember the car Michael driving was newer.  This means it's likely there is a loan on it.  Never mind being in prison, who would float Michael on loan on any terms that were less than outrageous? 

I betcha dummy Sarah took out a loan or at least cosigned for the car and has her name on the title.  Which means she is probably paying car insurance and a car loan and will have her credit royally fucked if she stops making payments. 

Michael may not even officially be an insured driver on the vehicle, which you can generally get away with until after you have an accident in the car. 

[John M]

On 1/11/2020 at 12:19 PM, Spike said:

When missionaries come to my house I ask them if they wanna fuck and they skedaddle.

JW leave literature on our door several times a month and I just always think I wish I could sit down with them and explain that I'm gay married and my spouse and myself both work in healthcare so you are REALLY barking up the wrong tree. 

[DeeReynolds]

On 1/12/2020 at 8:12 AM, sempervivum said:

That's what I think, too, but that still doesn't explain why he didn't go out and get a civil service job with that Public Admin. degree. Although, again, he'd have a supervisor he'd be answering to and apparently that is just NOT ON.

Did anyone catch what his undergrad degree was in?

I believe he said his bachelor's was in Latin American studies. Random

[Kroliosis]

1 hour ago, DeeReynolds said:

I believe he said his bachelor's was in Latin American studies. Random

Not to be a complete judgmental ass, buuuuttttt what has he done with his life?  Did he make a career out of the military? The military is admirable, but I feel like we are missing 20 years of his life. I assume he received his degrees after he served, so did he never get a job? He was just a back up dancer & model?  Oh, and a writer?  What has he done all this time other than write prisoners? What am I missing.

[Spiderella2]

On 1/13/2020 at 9:47 AM, Spike said:

I thought he was shot at seven times but just hit once in the foot. I don’t think you would have a foot left with seven bullet holes.

Yeah, I rewatched it and you are correct. He was shot at 7 times and only struck in the foot. So all the other bullets missed him. Those shooters need more target practice. They suck. The one that hit his foot was probably a ricochet if anything. 

[Neurochick]

On 1/13/2020 at 8:57 PM, John M said:

JW leave literature on our door several times a month and I just always think I wish I could sit down with them and explain that I'm gay married and my spouse and myself both work in healthcare so you are REALLY barking up the wrong tree. 

Doesn't bother me, I just throw the literature away.  People will believe what they want no matter what I say to them.

[KateHearts]

On 1/13/2020 at 8:57 PM, John M said:

JW leave literature on our door several times a month and I just always think I wish I could sit down with them and explain that I'm gay married and my spouse and myself both work in healthcare so you are REALLY barking up the wrong tree. 

what does working in healthcare have to do with Jehovah's Witnesses at your door?

[Spike]

44 minutes ago, KateHearts said:

what does working in healthcare have to do with Jehovah's Witnesses at your door?

They object to various widely accepted medical procedures.

Edited January 15, 2020 by Spike

[Peeeuuuuummmm]

Hes addicted... see ya, crazy chick

[Mahamid Frauded Me]

On 1/13/2020 at 6:57 PM, John M said:

JW leave literature on our door several times a month and I just always think I wish I could sit down with them and explain that I'm gay married and my spouse and myself both work in healthcare so you are REALLY barking up the wrong tree. 

I usually answer my door with a beer in my hand and ask if they want to come to my birthday party - they retreat fairly quickly.

[PityFree]

Tonight’s biggest mystery for me: will Michael do anything with his hair?

[Maybeitsme]

15 minutes ago, PityFree said:

Tonight’s biggest mystery for me: will Michael do anything with his hair?

Well I'm still waiting for Clint and the Goddess.  

Inquiring minds what to know!

[Keywestclubkid]

Here for the hot mess ....

[RealReality]

goodess!!

Is Lacey channeling James bond with this driving?

[Armchair Critic]

I'm here to see the bad hairdo on My Goddess when she calls from jail

Sean/Chon/John disappeared?

[RealReality]

Lacey upset that the fiance she broke up with on national TV isn't answering her calls. Fantastic

[Keywestclubkid]

That picture looked absolutely fucking nothing like her OMG 

[RealReality]

Acting like Michael wants custody. Come on now. 

[kacesq]

I love how Sarah and Meghan are all glammed up now on the intro cards...yes ladies you are stars!!!

So a fake lawyer scene...most divorce lawyers can also handle custody.

Sarah those eyebrows are not helping you...

I do not understand women giving money to loser Michael. Why? What's the point? 

[RealReality]

Sarah is hoping to get Michael to upset and involved by using some BS custody fight. 

Michael won't even pick up the damn phone for his kids.  Come on now. 

[PityFree]

This is for Sarah and anybody else who needs to hear this: be more careful about the people you choose to have children with!  For the sake of the children if not for yourself!!

[Keywestclubkid]

Sarah girl. 

[kacesq]

So all of Michael's kids are "pretty girl" and his women are "mama" ...

 

[Armchair Critic]

Michael has no income but can afford a nice hotel room?