S07.E14: AnnJeannette's Story LIVE CHAT

[MsVixen]

Just now, Suzywriter said:

At least there are no dogs in this episode. 

Probably been eaten already.....

[SmithW6079]

Seems like she's moving a little better, but doesn't look like she lost weight.

[MrsRopersCaftan]

“I hope all my hard work is worth it.”

Hard work. HARD WORK. Exactly what kind of hard work involves lying around stuffing your face with peanut butter? Because I’d love to get into that profession.

(I’m particularly grumpy tonight after three days of actual hard work at my job. I wish I could make a career out of eating.)

[ams1001]

29 minutes ago, Wanda said:

That’s what I thought. And sis says how upset she is at the thought of losing her and my comment was she doesn’t need to take her for the outings since she isn’t living there and forced to be berated as so many enablers complain they are. Then someone said they do live together. So I asked if I missed that the sister lives with them?

I think it was more that they live with the sister (i.e., it's the sister's house).

[cmpbl]

I say she lost 7 lbs.

[DEG9]

3 minutes ago, Kid said:

Yeah, she worked hard on that diet.And I have a bridge in Brooklyn for sale.

my bridge in North Dakota is better. heh

[Guest]

EVERYONE ON EARTH UNDERSTANDS "WHAT HAPPENED" BUT YOU!

[ams1001]

"I don't understand what happened." Bingo?

YOU ATE TOO MUCH!

[Hana Chan]

2 minutes ago, Hellga said:

I have slept on the floor for three nights after moving to my first apartment, until the mattress and frame could be delivered.  It was not uncomfortable at all - but of course I was a quarter of her weight. 

I bet she lost no more than 20 pounds total.  I don't think she would have gained, but not lost much of anything.

When I moved to my house, the only thing I had to sleep on was my futon mattress, But then again, I was used to sleeping on the floor from my time in Japan. It's not the end of the universe.

Wow... she lost weight. Not a huge amount, but still...

[ShoePrincess]

10 minutes ago, Godfrey said:

FFS!! Don't put Dr Now on a roll. AJ will eat him.

After she smears him with peanut butter.

Now please excuse me while I put on my gasoline soaked panties and hop on the bus to hell.

[xls]

No you did not work really really hard.

[Suzywriter]

You don't understand what happened? Peanut butter happened!!

[3girlsforus]

Baaaahaaaahaaaaaa!!!! I know it’s so evil but 649 - that just cracks me up.

[cmpbl]

Of course he's not going to do the surgery you only lost 33lbs

[ams1001]

Just now, ams1001 said:

"I don't understand what happened." Bingo?

YOU ATE TOO MUCH!

Replying to myself, but, well, I put this in my head with that comment and I had to share.

[Callaphera]

At this point, I should just pour the Mini Eggs directly from the bag into my mouth. 

[CringeWatcher]

3 minutes ago, mmecorday said:

She's like Linus with that blanket. Does she also believe in the Great Pumpkin?

Every time she looks in a mirror. 

[Miracle Maxie]

Delusional. Absofuckinglutely delusional. She’s worked really hard? What’s her definition of hard work?

[Kid]

She is not too bright, is she??

[Dianaofthehunt]

"I don't understand what happened!" as she steps off the scale.
What a co-inky-dink! That's exactly what I say to the accountant at tax time when I haven't made my quarterly payments. I'm as flummoxed as AJ is!

[Julyolo]

14 minutes ago, AnnaBanana said:

Well, since it’s rice cakes then it’s all OK, right??  (Insert eye roll)

No. They have to be fried rice cakes.

[Pepper Mostly]

3 minutes ago, Godfrey said:

Whaley??

I bet the receptionists all fight over who gets to call her in. "Whaley? Me, me!! Please! I need a laugh!"

[Caoimhe]

6 minutes ago, PrincessPurrsALot said:

This week's winner of the guess the poundticipant's weight game is @ThereButFor with a guess of 680 pounds!  ThereButFor wins a crate of (chocolate) oranges, a toilet bidet so they never have to ask someone else to wipe them after they go, and an entire wardrobe made out of purple clothing with large polka dots and/or horizontal stripes allowing them to hide in plain sight wherever they go.  And of course, the awe of their fellow pounders.

I’ll be happy to share my choc oranges (my blood sugar reacts badly to my beloved Terry’s)!  I once had a purple polka dot dress so I am sure I will love the horizontal stripes just as much.  I love being inconspicuous!

[DEG9]

1 minute ago, Suzywriter said:

You don't understand what happened? Peanut butter happened!!

and that's just what we saw.

[Kid]

Just now, Miracle Maxie said:

Delusional. Absofuckinglutely delusional. She’s worked really hard? What’s her definition of hard work?

Putting peanut butter on rice cakes instead of bread!!!

[Snarkastikate]

Her face looks like an ugly confused pimple ready to pop.  And oh those arms. 

[DC Gal in VA]

Every time Dr. Now mentions that she needs to get serious or she'll die I get nervous and think about last week.

[Stusan]

What none of them seem to understand is that you won't lose weight just eating less compared to what you used to eat; you have to eat less than a normal-sized person eats. 

[Suzywriter]

2 minutes ago, MrsRopersCaftan said:

“I hope all my hard work is worth it.”

Hard work. HARD WORK. Exactly what kind of hard work involves lying around stuffing your face with peanut butter? Because I’d love to get into that profession.

(I’m particularly grumpy tonight after three days of actual hard work at my job. I wish I could make a career out of eating.)

I actually had that job today...I babysat for a one-year-old who napped for 3 of the hours that I was there.  It was a sweet gig for a day, but it would get old FAST. 

[Concerned]

Her friend is carrying the invisibility quilt. Bet she has a Butterfingers bar in that big, black purse.

[ams1001]

31 minutes ago, mmecorday said:

Am I the only one who thinks a yard dotted with dandelions is pretty?

Nope! 🙂

[Miracle Maxie]

Stress. There’s another square on the Bingo card filled in!

[Wanda]

Dr Now is such a newbie. He just doesn’t get how hard and stressful it is for them.

[Caoimhe]

5 minutes ago, nytonc said:

No clear shower curtain? No fair!

Oddly enough I have one of those in my tiny 32” square shower stall!  AJ wouldn’t fit.

[Pepper Mostly]

Oh, here comes the next Bingo card: 

Dr. Now doesn't understand. 

I've been working really hard. 

I have so much stress. 

[3girlsforus]

Uh oh - here it comes... Dr. Now doesn’t understand.

[mmecorday]

Uh oh. Small dog alert.

[cmpbl]

Well now she's mad at Dr. Now because her life is so stressful.

[DEG9]

who in the world told Erica that top knot looked good on anybody, including a sumo wrestler?!

Edited April 4, 2019 by DEG9
typo

[aliya]

You know, I'm starting to think of obesees saying, "Give me weight loss surgery" the same way students talk about the professor giving them an 'A.' No. You earn the 'A.' Nobody is giving you anything.  Dr Now is not giving you the surgery, you are earning it by following the program. People who follow the program don't have to beg Dr Now for the surgery.

I'll say it again (and may copyright it) Surgery is for winners. 

And, while I'm here, will these people who don't work, don't take care of kids or the elderly or whatever, tell me how they are stressed? I can't take it.

[suev3333]

Aaaand there's the dog...you spoke too soon

[MsVixen]

It's not that Dr. Now doesn't understand about your stress, AJ.  It's because he doesn't give a damn about it.  You want WLS?  You lose the 100 pounds.

[Miracle Maxie]

Oh no. Not a puppy! Someone call the local SPCA. 

[DC Gal in VA]

"Dr. Now doesn't understand with all the stress I have on me." Another formulaic line, another check ✔.

[Hellga]

She spoke to Dr. Now like a third grader trying to talk her teacher out of a failing grade. 

[Concerned]

6 minutes ago, Suzywriter said:

At least there are no dogs in this episode. 

Just wait.

[ams1001]

OMGPUPPY!PUPPY!PUPPY!

Excuse me while I remold myself into human form from the puddle of goo I just melted into.

[Kid]

The puppy has to be leash trained, bitch!  Obviously, she knows nothing about dogs. Why did they have to bring animals into it?

Edited April 4, 2019 by Kid

[Wanda]

Maybe they should have adopted an older dog instead of a puppy that needed training

[3girlsforus]

Oh NO!!!!! DOG!!!