S09.E06: Fifty Shades Of Shade

[KungFuBunny]

Erika pushes Dorit to take her sex appeal to the next level during a photo shoot; Denise lets it all hang out at dinner with Lisa Vanderpump and Kyle; Lisa Rinna helps Camille plan her 50th birthday bash, but tensions run high at the celebration.

Airs 03/19/19 at 9:00 PM Eastern

[Reality police]

Oh goodie, another photo shoot for Dorit! We all know how well she handles those. 

[walnutqueen]

34 minutes ago, KungFuBunny said:

Erika pushes Dorit to take her sex appeal to the next level during a photo shoot;

Sex appeal and Dorit should never be mentioned in the same sentence.

[Castina]

On 3/17/2019 at 5:04 PM, walnutqueen said:

Sex appeal and Dorit should never be mentioned in the same sentence.

Why stop there? Sex appeal and Dorit as taught by Erika should never be mentioned in the same sentence 😉

[Baltimore Betty]

On ‎3‎/‎17‎/‎2019 at 12:30 PM, Reality police said:

Oh goodie, another photo shoot for Dorit! We all know how well she handles those. 

I wonder if she will have Erika's glam squad doing her hair and make up or will she bring her team in? 

If Dorito gets done up by Erika's team she may wind up looking like a drag queen too!

[Door County Cherry]

Mod Note Reminder:

Talk about the episode, not fans or fan behavior....i.e. "LVP/anti-LVP fans can't see the forest for the trees.

Thank you. 

[Giselle]

On 3/17/2019 at 9:30 AM, Reality police said:

Oh goodie, another photo shoot for Dorit! We all know how well she handles those. 

Mmmmm....more to fast forward thru.

I wonder how often Dorito will use the phrase "very good friend" this episode? I guess every future mark, I mean friend, is a very good friend when it comes to Dorito and Parkay.

[Rosiejuliemom]

On 3/17/2019 at 11:30 AM, Reality police said:

Oh goodie, another photo shoot for Dorit! We all know how well she handles those. 

Off with her head!

[BodhiGurl]

six episodes in and still the dog... ugh. I'm also tired of LVP playing the victim. Had she handled this shat from the jump this storyline wouldn't exist. I'm REALLY hoping once the group splinters we don't get a season full of us vs them. Honestly I don't know how long I can hang with this season if it doesn't improve. I'm watching out of habit. Well, and I like the addition of Denise to the cast 😉 Ack - I can do without a Dorito photoshoot. I hope she's not invited back after this season... 

[whydoievencare]

Those bathing suits just seem to be so ill fitting.

[KungFuBunny]

I see another photo shoot in Dorit's future...it will be a couples shoot...sponsored by the LAPD.

And will involve holding up a square board with numbers on it

[QQQQ]

The recent national admissions scandal now has me wondering which Housewives may have bribed their kids' way into college (and how much they might have paid)... 

And what's with Erika's There's Something About Mary bangs?

Edited March 20, 2019 by QQQQ

[nexxie]

Oh-oh, LVP is grooming Denise, just like she did Teddi, etc., etc.

[Thumper]

LVP looks best in her casual clothes -- jeans and a shirt.

Dorit and Erika -- UGH!

[Straycat80]

Erika’s bangs look like Cameron Diaz’s in that one scene from There’s Something About Mary. 

[bosawks]

Trust those little hairs on the back of your neck Camille!

[MatildaMoody]

I LOVE Camille! "Did she really want a dog or was she trying to get close to Vanderpump?"

[FlyingEgret]

Camille speaks the truth in 3 seconds or less... and looks fabulous the whole time!

[renatae]

6 minutes ago, Straycat80 said:

Erika’s bangs look like Cameron Diaz’s in that one scene from There’s Something About Mary. 

If I had been Dorit, I wouldn't have been able to stifle a guffaw! I can't now.

[FlyingEgret]

Why cant Teddi just shut up?

[Thumper]

I'm so over the dog thing.

No Teddi, don't bring it up at Camille's party!  I know that is the RHW way, but please, no.

[whydoievencare]

OH MY GOD - I am so sick of all the different versions of what happened at Vanderpump Dogs and who said what to whom and when they said it.  I don't care.  Dorit and her husband were in the wrong.  Nothing else matters to me.  Everybody just STFU.  Get on with the fucking show already.  (When I say everybody - I meant everybody on the show - not people in this forum - I just want everybody on the show to STFU and move on.)

Edited March 20, 2019 by whydoievencare

[Straycat80]

I am so so so confused (and bored) with this dog story! So is Teddy now admitting she agreed to start this drama for LVP? Oh never mind, I don’t care. 

[KungFuBunny]

Bottom line is LVP knew in advance the Bravo cameras were going to arrive to film at Vanderpump Dogs.

She has admitted on camera that she knew how upset John Sessa was by the Lucy situation. He said on camera he'd been dealing with the situation for a week.

If LVP truly had forgiven Dorit/PK for the Lucy incident and didn't want this brought up - John Sessa and Lucy shouldn't have been at Vanderpump Dogs for the few hours they were shooting

[Keywestclubkid]

God god Denise stop talking about his dick lol 

[nexxie]

HA! Denise is so stoned.

[albarino]

I do not know what has happened to me; I used to love this franchise.  Now, not so much.  I don't watch NJ  or ATL, and OC is on my indifferent list. VPR is also on the list.  Guess I'm going back to reading?  

Still love all of your comments.

[Straycat80]

I like Denise but please stop talking about sex and your boyfriend ‘s penis, you are stooping to Erika’s level of tastelessness. 

[nexxie]

Good moment, Kyle and LVP cracking up outside the restaurant.

[bosawks]

At this point even the dog doesn’t fucking care.

[KungFuBunny]

28 minutes ago, QQQQ said:

The recent national admissions scandal now has me wondering which Housewives may have bribed their kids' way into college (and how much they might have paid)... 

And what's with Erika's There's Something About Mary bangs?

24 minutes ago, Straycat80 said:

Erika’s bangs look like Cameron Diaz’s in that one scene from There’s Something About Mary. 

16 minutes ago, renatae said:

If I had been Dorit, I wouldn't have been able to stifle a guffaw! I can't now.

Sticking to the theme the "gel" used would be

[Keywestclubkid]

It’s not that often you turn 50 lol even Camilles mom can throw shade lol I love it 

[TexasGal]

Rinna looks so different in the TH in the white suit.  Longer hair?  Brighter than usual lipstick?  It’s throwing me off. 

[Straycat80]

Oh look Dorito borrowed Erika’s ten foot long fake ponytail. 

[bosawks]

2 minutes ago, Straycat80 said:

Oh look Dorito borrowed Erika’s ten foot long fake ponytail. 

Tom?

[Rosiejuliemom]

3 minutes ago, TexasGal said:

Rinna looks so different in the TH in the white suit.  Longer hair?  Brighter than usual lipstick?  It’s throwing me off. 

She got a new batch of virgin blood to bathe in?

I'm getting really tired of Teddi and Dorit throwing every bit of blame they possibly can onto Lisa.

I officially do not care if she manipulated the entire situation. The others are fucking morons and liars.

[QQQQ]

So... Teddi lied to her therapist when she said she'd admitted to her part in Doggygate, right? 

[nexxie]

Little Teddi Jo Mellencamp is ripping that carefully curated mask right off LVP, even making fun of the bad acting. Need more butter on my popcorn for this!

[Bronzedog]

Dorito's accent is back.  Must be a bad reaction to the multiple dog bites her family endured.

[KungFuBunny]

The old scene they showed of Camille bringing up the Russell hitting Taylor comment....

I didn't remember that shot of Camille telling LVP, that it was LVP who told her to bring it up and then LVP threw her under the bus...

oooooooooh

[Straycat80]

Waaaait a minute...didn’t Teddy say last week that she never ever told lie? She just admitted she did lie about this doggie drama. 

[Rosiejuliemom]

2 minutes ago, nexxie said:

Little Teddi Jo Mellencamp is ripping that carefully curated mask right off LVP, even making fun of the bad acting. Need more butter on my popcorn for this!

Funny.

It seems like she just had her own carefully curated mask ripped off.

Baby Girl "I've never lied in my life." Mellencamp is a blatant liar.

[esco1822]

Tonight reminded me of how much I enjoyed LVP and Kyle’s friendship. It’s sad that this story that will never die has come between that. It’s clear they genuinely care for each other.

[njbchlover]

10 minutes ago, Straycat80 said:

Oh look Dorito borrowed Erika’s ten foot long fake ponytail. 

Well, they are bff's now - y'know - they do borrow each other hair and all that fun stuff! 

[Keywestclubkid]

And a Kyle split lol good god never have I been happier to see it to move on to something else lol

[Quilty]

I'm officially a Denise fan. She is adorable!

[ShawnaLanne]

I totally get it now. Still don't care. Think Dorit is awful and Teddi was happy to take LVPs protection, until she formed an alliance.

Edited March 21, 2019 by ShawnaLanne

[Steph J]

"This is no longer about Lucy."

How conveeeeeeenient for you Dorit.

[njbchlover]

2 minutes ago, esco1822 said:

Tonight reminded me of how much I enjoyed LVP and Kyle’s friendship. It’s sad that this story that will never die has come between that. It’s clear they genuinely care for each other.

I thought the same thing.  LVP was actually visibly upset for Kyle when Kyle said that American Woman did not get picked up for a second season.  I can't see any of these other fucking phony bitches feeling that way.  

Seeing them laughing after meeting with Denise and her fiance just made me sad.  😞

[bosawks]

I’m not going to lie the thought of Ken conspiring in the dark on a cellphone hatching schemes is hysterical.