Mykelti

[suomi]

1 hour ago, 65mickey said:

I've never seen eyebrows that grow that way. Are these natural or did she draw them on that way?

Journey's Steve Perry, his brows look like that but only when he sings. He was a little hottie in the 70s. But as for Mykelti's brows? Self-induced or not, bless her heart. 

 

 

 

 

[Phoebe70]

1 hour ago, ginger90 said:

3 pictures:

 

 

#GIRLPOWER? That outfit looks like something from Justice (store for girls until around  age 10, when they realize how tacky the clothes are). All that’s missing on that shirt are some sequins and a unicorn. Who wears these clothes? I never see an adult wearing this crap (thankfully). 

Edited March 12, 2020 by Phoebe70
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[toodles]

Skinny filter much?  She must have found Grammerly or something.

[ginger90]

Screenshot exclaiming the pants have pockets, oh my!

She remarked, they are not chica pockets. At least that’s what I think she said. What are   chica pockets?

[suomi]

Chica = girl in Spanish. Maybe she means the pockets are deep like men's pockets and not shallow like women's pockets. That's my guess. 

[DakotaJustice]

huh!! I'll stick to Fabletics. 

[TurtlePower]

20 hours ago, Kohola3 said:

Again with the "really busy" and "a million excuses".  The Browns need to change the rhetoric, it's really getting old.  And repetitive,   And boring.  And lies, all lies.

Such BS. I know a woman who works full time, does PTO, raises 2 kids by herself and still manages to train for marathons. 

[DakotaJustice]

5 hours ago, TurtlePower said:

Such BS. I know a woman who works full time, does PTO, raises 2 kids by herself and still manages to train for marathons. 

She's busy eating tacos and drinking coffee.

[Meowwww]

Her eyebrows have been the same since forever.  Two distressed commas on her face.  

[DakotaJustice]

I'm watching the Wells Fargo episode of Dirty Money (Netflix) at the moment and just keep thinking about FT.  I just couldn't work in that environment. I wonder has it changed so much? 

It reminds me very much of an MLM which might be why FT is A-OK with Mykelti quitting to do LLR and crappy paste on nails.

Edited March 15, 2020 by DakotaJustice

[ginger90]

 

[DakotaJustice]

working the hustle, selling shitty clothes to women who may no longer have reliable sources of income.

[Meowwww]

On 3/15/2020 at 4:26 PM, DakotaJustice said:

I'm watching the Wells Fargo episode of Dirty Money (Netflix) at the moment and just keep thinking about FT.  I just couldn't work in that environment. I wonder has it changed so much? 

It reminds me very much of an MLM which might be why FT is A-OK with Mykelti quitting to do LLR and crappy paste on nails.

I worked for Wells for many years, quit in 2018.  All the news stories are true.  It was awful. 

[ginger90]

[DakotaJustice]

she just doesn't have pretty-nail type hands.

[deirdra]

I don't have pretty-nail type hands, so I never wear anything to draw attention to them.  Mykelti needs a friend who can hand model for her.  Also, putting on nail polish or stick-ons with your own non-dominant hand never turns out well.

[ginger90]

[suomi]

I'm liking her natural hair color, hope she leaves it alone from now on. But them eyebrows still gotta go. 

[Kohola3]

Not sheltering in place, I see.  I guess viruses don't stick to the magic carry out coffee cups.

[Roslyn]

19 hours ago, Kohola3 said:

Not sheltering in place, I see.  I guess viruses don't stick to the magic carry out coffee cups.

...yep. If coffee is so damn important make it at home.

I just read that over a thousand missionaries were sent home to Utah, they didn't quarantine and spent days together in close quarters waiting for planes to bring them home.  Parents were told to NOT wait for them in the airport (which seems to be customary) but in the parking lot next to their cars.  Many did not follow instructions and everyone packed into the airports. They were told to isolate themselves after returning, but it is speculated that many are not. 

[Meowwww]

I have big ugly man hands.  
Man, her hair grows fast.  She’s lucky. 

[Quickbeam]

She’s so much better looking in her natural hair color.

[ginger90]

[DakotaJustice]

Well, I see she's on her Quarantine High Carb Diet.

[Kohola3]

6 minutes ago, DakotaJustice said:

Well, I see she's on her Quarantine High Carb Diet.

And clearly she's in some store so she's not sheltering in place any more than her selfish, bring the plague from Chicago sister.

[DakotaJustice]

Just now, Kohola3 said:

And clearly she's in some store so she's not sheltering in place any more than her selfish, bring the plague from Chicago sister.

well...the 31 Flavors in my neighborhood is open but only 2 people at a time can come in and you can't eat it in the store. Is Utah observing shelter in place?

[Kohola3]

2 minutes ago, DakotaJustice said:

Is Utah observing shelter in place?

I don't know. But common sense and a will to survive whilst not infecting anyone else should tell you to stay the hell home.  Only drive through or delivery curbside places are open in Michigan and this horrible disease is spreading like wildfire anyway.  Are they going to wait for that to happen before they pay attention?

[Teafortwo]

This just in. Watched one of Mykelti's lives on FB. She mentioned she lives with 5 men: Tony, Paedon, Tony's brother and two of Tony's friends. 

 

Edited April 5, 2020 by Teafortwo

[smarty]

1 hour ago, Teafortwo said:

This just in. Watched one of Mykelti's lives on FB. She mentioned she lives with 5 men: Tony, Paedon, Tony's brother and two of Tony's friends. 

 

Wow, all them in her little 3 bedroom 1,600 sq ft townhouse? Then again, maybe with 4 other guys helping out with the rent that is how they pay the mortgage?

Edited April 5, 2020 by smarty2020

[xwordfanatik]

I wonder if any of them were Tony's "bros-men."  (He caught right on to BrownSpeak.)

Just one's own brother would be enough.  Friends of Tony as well?  They probably play on their Game Stations all night.  Hmmm, maybe it does have its upside.

[deirdra]

2 hours ago, Teafortwo said:

This just in. Watched one of Mykelti's lives on FB. She mentioned she lives with 5 men: Tony, Paedon, Tony's brother and two of Tony's friends. 

I wonder if all of them pop in and out for ice cream, trying to spread the virus and bring it home.

[Pickleinthemiddle]

4 hours ago, smarty2020 said:

Wow, all them in her little 3 bedroom 1,600 sq ft townhouse? Then again, maybe with 4 other guys helping out with the rent that is how they pay the mortgage?

Some people actually do this to pay the house off quicker.  Can't say I would want to do it being married.

[Teafortwo]

59 minutes ago, Pickleinthemiddle said:

5 hours ago, smarty2020 said:

Wow, all them in her little 3 bedroom 1,600 sq ft townhouse? Then again, maybe with 4 other guys helping out with the rent that is how they pay the mortgage?

Some people actually do this to pay the house off quicker.  Can't say I would want to do it being married.

It's as if she's reversed her mother's situation LOL.  

[Joan of Argh]

He almost looks like Mariah....

[MargeGunderson]

6 hours ago, Joan of Argh said:

He almost looks like Mariah....

With better hair and eyebrows.

[Kohola3]

I was trying to figure out which of the girls that was until I read his message.  

[65mickey]

1 hour ago, Kohola3 said:

I was trying to figure out which of the girls that was until I read his message.  

This is Tony?? When did his hair start to look like this? 

[Kohola3]

15 minutes ago, 65mickey said:

This is Tony?? When did his hair start to look like this? 

Since he started his transition to becoming a woman.

[Shieldmaiden]

4 hours ago, MargeGunderson said:

With better hair and eyebrows.

The best thing about that mask is that it is covering up his horrendous fish whisker facial hair...

[MarysWetBar]

21 hours ago, Shieldmaiden said:

The best thing about that mask is that it is covering up his horrendous fish whisker facial hair...

The worst thing is imagining what it smells like after being worn by FT for even 15 minutes. My best guesses are:

1. Flaming diaper fire

2. 10 day old guac left on the back patio in Phoenix.

3. Burt Reynold's asscrack after running a 26K ...in July...again...in Phoenix.

[zenme]

I can only imagine the amount of ruined furniture in that house! The sofas probably have huge dips in it where big people sit and play games alll night. Who cleans the bathroom?

[toodles]

On 4/10/2020 at 10:33 PM, Joan of Argh said:

He almost looks like Mariah....

Ewwwwwwww!!!!!!!

 

[xwordfanatik]

9 minutes ago, toodles said:

Ewwwwwwww!!!!!!!

 

Mariah looks more like FT than she does anyone in her own family circus.

[ginger90]

3 pictures:

 

 

[xwordfanatik]

Why does that robe with the ratty trim even pretend to go with a tee and jeans?

Oh yeah, LLN rags.  Poor, delusional Mykelti.  

[Joan of Argh]

Why is she standing on her lawn in her PJ's for EASTER?

Is she hunting for Fat Tony's....  eggs?.... She doesn't have a basket so they must be very small... 

[Absolom]

She's at a good point to cut off the bottom six to eight inches of hair and the changing colors would look much better blending together.   If that's Lulano, they've slipped downhill again.

[DakotaJustice]

28 minutes ago, Joan of Argh said:

Why is she standing on her lawn in her PJ's for EASTER?

Is she hunting for Fat Tony's....  eggs?.... She doesn't have a basket so they must be very small... 

she better get her magnifying glass and a pair of tweezers. 

[Meowwww]

She’s really pretty in that pic.  

[YupItsMe]

Has there been nothing to snark on from Mykelti in over 2 weeks?