S13.E19: Reunion Part 1

[KungFuBunny]

Vicki, Tamra and Shannon rehash their whirlwind trip to Mexico; Vicki reflects on her efforts to get Steve to propose; Gina opens up about her divorce; sparks fly when Vicki and Kelly go head to head, culminating in a shocking claim by Vicki.

Airs 11/25/18 at 9:00 PM Eastern

[chenoa333]

And let's not forget: Tamra shows up in a 1980's dress that she bought at Forever 21×3! Lol.

[Straycat80]

Having a major blizzard here and loosing signal, might have to catch this in rerun.  :(

[chenoa333]

29 minutes ago, Straycat80 said:

Having a major blizzard here and loosing signal, might have to catch this in rerun.  :(

Sorry about the blizzard. I grew up in northeastern Ohio (close to Lake Erie in Aurora Ohio) so I feel your pain! Lol. But to be honest, I'm doubtful I can make it thru this entire renunion episode. RHOC reunions haven't captivated me for years. But as we all know, if you miss tinights episode, it will be aired at least 15 more times! 

Stay warm StrayCat80!

[enchantingmonkey]

Will we have to wait until the last 5 minutes for Vicki's "shocking" claim?  Because after this lackluster season, the only reason I'm watching the reunion is to see Kelly and Vicki go at it.  

[KungFuBunny]

General aesthetics, Vicki?

 

LOL

[KungFuBunny]

Vicki has an excel spreadsheet on Brooks...I wonder if she put it in that "health" binder she created for him

[Chicklet]

These women are just ugly on the inside.

[TexasGal]

What is going on with Kelly’s left eye?  It looks so wonky from the side.

[mwell345]

Why are we still going on about Brooks?  Boring.

[FairyDusted]

22 minutes ago, chenoa333 said:

Sorry about the blizzard. I grew up in northeastern Ohio (close to Lake Erie in Aurora Ohio) so I feel your pain! Lol. But to be honest, I'm doubtful I can make it thru this entire renunion episode. RHOC reunions haven't captivated me for years. But as we all know, if you miss tinights episode, it will be aired at least 15 more times! 

Stay warm StrayCat80!

LOL! I moved back to that zip code after 30 years and the only thing that has changed is Geauga Lake is gone! 

This coast needs to lay off the elective surgery. They always go way too far. The new girls are really working their faces.  

[QQQQ]

My rankings for best looks (hair, makeup, dress)

 

1. Tamra

2. Vicki (the midriff cut-out makes me nervous)

3. Kelly

4. Shannon (are her sleeves made of a dead muppet?)

5. Emily (her dress is the same color as my mom's seafoam salad, yuck)

6. Gina (worst hair, worst dress - like a knockoff Barbie circa 1982)

[SnarkAttack]

Boy, everyone's legs are heavily moisturized.

[JD5166]

My dog just jumped on the couch and started barking at the screeching on TV, Vickie and her green dress were on the screen! 

[chenoa333]

3 minutes ago, FairyDusted said:

LOL! I moved back to that zip code after 30 years and the only thing that has changed is Geauga Lake is gone! 

This coast needs to lay off the elective surgery. They always go way too far. The new girls are really working their faces.  

Lol! I lived 1 mile from Geauga Lake. Way back when it was a horse race track! Then it became Sea World. 

Anyway......back to our regular scheduled programming: the boring OC HoWives reunion!

3 minutes ago, QQQQ said:

My rankings for best looks (hair, makeup, dress)

 

1. Tamra

2. Vicki (the midriff cut-out makes me nervous)

3. Kelly

4. Shannon (are her sleeves made of a dead muppet?)

5. Emily (her dress is the same color as my mom's seafoam salad, yuck)

6. Gina (worst hair, worst dress - like a knockoff Barbie circa 1982)

They all are wearing fugly dresses...in no particular order.  Tamra needs some skin tightening on her neck. 

I'm getting severe eye strain issues from looking at Gina's disco dress.

[JD5166]

Steve keeping Vickie medicated? Things that make you go hmmmmmmmm! I hope he has a policy on HER, she’s scary and I don’t think what she’s doing with Donn is probably legal. Yikes. 

[SnarkAttack]

I don't like Kelly's bangs, nor Gina's curls.

[chenoa333]

29 minutes ago, enchantingmonkey said:

Will we have to wait until the last 5 minutes for Vicki's "shocking" claim?  Because after this lackluster season, the only reason I'm watching the reunion is to see Kelly and Vicki go at it.  

It's never anything worth waiting for. NEVER. I guarantee it's not going to be worth me getting thru the last 20 minutes of this bullcrap. So contrived and fake. 

[KungFuBunny]

Gina has this weird habit with her mouth.

She looks as though her nostril is itchy and the only way she can scratch it is with her lip

[TexasGal]

In Gina’s interviews before filming, she really didn’t seem to have much of an accent.  What a shock.

[chenoa333]

15 minutes ago, TexasGal said:

What is going on with Kelly’s left eye?  It looks so wonky from the side.

Defintely going to scrutinize her eye after the commercial break!

[FairyDusted]

40 minutes in and I'm bored AF! Gina's look is giving me a headache. 

[chenoa333]

9 minutes ago, KungFuBunny said:

Gina has this weird habit with her mouth.

She looks as though her nostril is itchy and the only way she can scratch it is with her lip

Lol!! Oh KungFuBunny, I ❤ u. Snark at its finest!

[pieinmyeye]

Gina, 1982 called. They want their hairstyle back.

[FairyDusted]

Here we go with CokeGate and PotBerries......Vicki is on some shit herself. 

[TexasGal]

They need to give the Vicki/Dirty John connection a rest.

I love watching Shannon and Tamra react to Vicki going over the line.  Tamra especially since she’s such an evil person herself.

[chenoa333]

Gina needs to STFU. All of these bitches think they're perfect moms with great parenting advice. Except all of them have been married/divorced several times (or getting divorced.) 

Kelly's boobs look much smaller than usual. Lol! Shannon's hair looks good! Emily needs to wear a size larger. And thank you Jesus, God, Buddha, Mahanta and anyone else....this reunion is OVER!!!

[QQQQ]

Vicki is a delusional dick.

[mwell345]

Andy: “That was exciting.”

Me: “We must have different definitions for ‘exciting’

[maggiemae]

Is there just 1 reunion?

[Wicked]

Vicki continues to be a p.o.s.  Please get her off my tv.

[Sew Sumi]

2 minutes ago, maggiemae said:

Is there just 1 reunion?

No, Part 2 next Sunday.

[ghoulina]

Shannon looks much slimmer, but her face looks bad. Too puffy, especially the lips. Stop fucking with your face, people!

 

I can't stand Vicki. She can't ever own anything, even when there's proof on film. Steve totally told her to behave and now she's getting all defensive. "He doesn't control me." Sure, Jan.

Notice only Tamra and Shannon raised their hands when Andy asked who thought they'd get married. And Tamra did so very reluctantly. 

She's gonna sue Brooks now? "I've got an Excel spread sheet on him." She's still trying to prove to everyone that she's the victim here.

Vicki just isn't a good friend. She goes for the jugular. Her responses are never appropriate. "You called me fat, so I'm saying you do cocaine." And that shit about never being with Jolie? So so low.

She'll always pick a dude over her friends. She still can't see why Kelly was hurt about them double dating. It's about the secrecy. And then she did it again! 

Someone really needs to take her down.

And since when do baboons say, "Bah, bah, bah"?

 

Gina STILL hasn't told the kids??? Girl, come. On.

[mwell345]

10 minutes ago, TexasGal said:

 

They need to give the Vicki/Dirty John connection a rest.

 

Absolutely.  I was thinking about watching it, but now I’m not too sure.

[Chit Chat]

1 hour ago, Straycat80 said:

Having a major blizzard here and loosing signal, might have to catch this in rerun.  

It's the same old thing, Straycat80.  Some yelling, some tears, some accusations, and Vicki thinks her shit doesn't stink.  

I hope you're bundled up well and won't be snowed in for long.  :)

[AnnA]

Vicky is such a POS

[Bronzedog]

Vicki thinks Kelly said that she’s fat, so, Vicki, the most unstable person without a court appointed guardian, counters by saying Kelly uses cocaine and doesn’t spend time with her daughter.  Seems fair.

Loved Kelly saying she wouldn’t date anyone without teeth or a job.

[bagger]

I take offense that Gina thinks she had a classy party. 

[QQQQ]

3 minutes ago, Bronzedog said:

Vicki thinks Kelly said that she’s fat, so, Vicki, the most unstable person without a court appointed guardian, counters by saying Kelly uses cocaine and doesn’t spend time with her daughter.  Seems fair.

I wonder how this makes Vicki's daughter feel, knowing her mother believes that the absolute worst thing someone can be is "fat." 

[Chit Chat]

Why do these stylists think that 10 pounds of sequins on a dress looks good?  A little goes a long way.  

1 minute ago, QQQQ said:

I wonder how this makes Vicki's daughter feel, knowing her mother believes that the absolute worst thing someone can be is "fat." 

I still feel bad for Briana that her mother believed Brooks over her.  It's no wonder that Briana moved clear across the country out of that mess.  

[chewycandy]

Kelly hit Vicki where it hurts — Miss Piggy anyone? — and Vicki hit back, harder with the kid stuff and 14 years of hell. Kelly has really grown on me; I didn’t like her her first season, but she’s all I enjoyed this season. 

Tamra, good lord, keep those stretched out things inside your top. 

5 minutes ago, ChitChat said:

I still feel bad for Briana that her mother believed Brooks over her.  It's no wonder that Briana moved clear across the country out of that mess.  

Right? All her mom cares about is keeping her man happy. I know she did a lot for Briana, but that must have been a real betrayal for her. 

[Bronzedog]

I really wish Kelly had been able to keep her cool and just tell Vicki that she would talk to Michael about Vicki’s allegations.  She seemed to be in a good place with Michael before she instantly believed what Vicki said about him.  Plus,   Vicki then started backpedaling with that “I haven’t talked to Michael in six months.”

Since Andy repeatedly compared Dirty John to Vicki. I guess we can deduce that Andy thinks Vicki was completely innocent in the cancer scam.

[breezy424]

Some things never change and Vickie is one of them.  Michael supposedly says something to Vickie and then Vickie says it as 'fact'.  She did the same thing to Eddie and to Shannon.  Supposedly Kelly goes away a lot which equates Kelly being a bad mother.  Kelly says Vickie is fat.  Well, she ain't a skinny minny.  Vickie says Kelly does coke.  Then, Vickie says she hasn't spoken to Michael in six months.  WTF.  So Vickie is hurt and she just flings things out.  She's horrible.

Wow, these women need to give a good look at their cleavage.  Cause none of them  get that wrinkly cleavage lines is not attractive.  All their outfits were pretty bad.

Of course Vickie has a spreadsheet.  Don't hold your breath about Steve.

YMMV but Gina wasn't on my last nerves.  Vickie won that trophy. 

[LibertarianSlut]

We learned more about Gina's marriage during this hour than we have over the entire season.

I kept looking at her to gauge her age as if I knew nothing about her, and she looked positively 55 years old. 

Way too much vying for a second season from Gina.  Shut the fuck up.

Anyone know what kind of job Matt has that he can't film a reality show, but his wife can post his pic all over Insta?  I am honestly wondering this.  At first I thought he was an undercover FBI agent or something, but that makes no sense in light of his name and picture being everywhere anyway.  Considering the fact that none of the ladies have even met him except Emily, I call bullshit on the job nixing it.  Unless his girlfriend is his boss.

"People don't get divorced because of affairs."  Keep going, Gina.  I need something to sew on a pillow.  

This is not my biggest beef with Gina, but I personally dislike it when people get married in a church and baptize their children, but then talk about their ambivalence about the existence of God.  I don't care if you believe, it's not my business, but don't go through rituals if you think they're meaningless. it seems a little disrespectful to the people who earnestly observe God and find their faith through Him. If Gina thinks there is a "separation between church and state" between religion and morality, it's a fine argument to make, as many atheists are moral, but then what are you going to tell your kids about why you got them baptized?  "Just in case" sounds like the punchline of a joke to me, not a reason to take a major spiritual step on behalf of someone else.  

Who knows--maybe it's just bitch eating crackers syndrome here with me and Gina.

It just seems like she has a lot of advice, Mafia-style, she likes to dish out, but when it comes to her own life, it looks very unplanned, sloppy and reckless.  

That was boring.

[mbaywife123]

Was there any a shadow of of a doubt that Vicki is is a self centered self serving asshole?

Kelly was kind in calling her a fart!

[Crankybroad]

Vickie has no regard for the truth. How can anyone be friends with that woman? She just says horrible harmful stuff and just tacks on that she heard it from someone else, "Hey, I'm not culpable. Someone else said it. I'm just repeating everything I've ever heard." Who knows, maybe she just makes this stuff up and blames others. Complete disregard for the truth. 

[enchantingmonkey]

Vicki was on her best behavior this season, and I actually started to believe there might be a decent human being buried under all those fillers and botox.  But she blew that all to hell in less than 5 minutes.  The funny thing is that after she apologized to Kelly, she bitched to Tamra and Shannon on camera as to why she was justified in saying all of those rotten things.  

2 minutes ago, Bronzedog said:

I really wish Kelly had been able to keep her cool and just tell Vicki that she would talk to Michael about Vicki’s allegations.  She seemed to be in a good place with Michael before she instantly believed what Vicki said about him.  Plus,   Vicki then started backpedaling with that “I haven’t talked to Michael in six months.”

As far as the Housewives' game of chess goes, I think it was a smart move on Kelly's part.  Vicki looked like a total asshole, and I felt some good old-fashioned sympathy for Kelly when the tears started flowing.  

[nexxie]

9 minutes ago, Bronzedog said:

I really wish Kelly had been able to keep her cool and just tell Vicki that she would talk to Michael about Vicki’s allegations.  She seemed to be in a good place with Michael before she instantly believed what Vicki said about him.  Plus,   Vicki then started backpedaling with that “I haven’t talked to Michael in six months.”

Since Andy repeatedly compared Dirty John to Vicki. I guess we can deduce that Andy thinks Vicki was completely innocent in the cancer scam.

I don’t know - watching Dirty John now and the woman seems too eager and willfully blind to the con to be considered completely innocent.

[pieinmyeye]

35 minutes ago, chenoa333 said:

Gina needs to STFU. All of these bitches think they're perfect moms with great parenting advice. Except all of them

40 minutes ago, Wicked said:

Vicki continues to be a p.o.s.  Please get her off my tv.

have been married/divorced several times (or getting divorced.) 

Kelly's boobs look much smaller than usual. Lol! Shannon's hair looks good! Emily needs to wear a size larger. And thank you Jesus, God, Buddha, Mahanta and anyone else....this reunion is OVER!!!

 

41 minutes ago, Wicked said:

Vicki continues to be a p.o.s.  Please get her off my tv.

Along with loud mouth, buttinsky Gina and Emily!

[enchantingmonkey]

15 minutes ago, LibertarianSlut said:

Anyone know what kind of job Matt has that he can't film a reality show, but his wife can post his pic all over Insta?  I am honestly wondering this.  At first I thought he was an undercover FBI agent or something, but that makes no sense in light of his name and picture being everywhere anyway.  Considering the fact that none of the ladies have even met him except Emily, I call bullshit on the job nixing it.  Unless his girlfriend is his boss.

This article speculates that he works for an investment firm.

 https://www.romper.com/p/what-is-gina-kirschenheiters-ex-husbands-job-matt-kirschenheiter-didnt-appear-on-rhoc-12160381