Jenelle: Birther Of 3, Mother To None

[alexa]

54 minutes ago, ChristmasJones said:

In light of Nugget's murder, this video is even more disturbing

I didn't watch the video, but just looking at him in that pic grosses me out!  

[Snarky McSnarky]

Too bad Doris is gone now.  No jury would convict her if David turned up dead.  😊

[lexxilex]

1 hour ago, ChristmasJones said:

In light of Nugget's murder, this video is even more disturbing

Want to look at the devil in the eyes? Here he is.

I am sickened that he has had children living with him. I wonder how often they got to hear this kind of banter.  And it is mind boggling that Jenelle supports this psychopath.  I can't imagine wanting to work on a marriage with someone that has an arsenal of guns and bullets as big as the Vegas shooter and threatens to shoot at people that step on his land. I'm starting to wonder if Jenelle has Stockholm Syndrome.

(I'm an armchair psychologist)

[BrianJ1962]

I bet David has kin folk that was in deliverance

[BrianJ1962]

Is David capable of a murder suicide involving Jenelle? I hope law enforcement does something before anything like this happens, Jenelle is a pos but she doesn't deserve anything like this. With all the kids out of the way maybe law enforcement maybe be more apt to take action

[lovesnark]

20 minutes ago, lexxilex said:

Want to look at the devil in the eyes? Here he is.

I am sickened that he has had children living with him. I wonder how often they got to hear this kind of banter.  And it is mind boggling that Jenelle supports this psychopath.  I can't imagine wanting to work on a marriage with someone that has an arsenal of guns and bullets as big as the Vegas shooter and threatens to shoot at people that step on his land. I'm starting to wonder if Jenelle has Stockholm Syndrome.

(I'm an armchair psychologist)

My armchair psychology degree makes me think that Jenelle is just as sick, twisted and unstable as he is. I also think that one of the biggest reasons she stays with him is because she is one of the most arrogant humans to walk to planet. She would rather lose everything than have to admit what everyone has been saying about him since day one is true. She has NEVER admitted she was wrong about ANYTHING and isn't about to start now.

[MargeGunderson]

3 hours ago, FlowerofCarnage said:

When has Jenelle ever chosen her kids over something? It should come as no surprise to anyone one with more than two brain cells. Does she have any fans left at this point? Even Amber has defenders (Amber! Who literally chose jail over her child.)

[blubld43]

29 minutes ago, lexxilex said:

Want to look at the devil in the eyes? Here he is.

I am sickened that he has had children living with him. I wonder how often they got to hear this kind of banter.  And it is mind boggling that Jenelle supports this psychopath.  I can't imagine wanting to work on a marriage with someone that has an arsenal of guns and bullets as big as the Vegas shooter and threatens to shoot at people that step on his land. I'm starting to wonder if Jenelle has Stockholm Syndrome.

(I'm an armchair psychologist)

Why, greetings Dr. Lexxilex, I'm Dr Blubld, I believe we both attended Google university. And I see we've been joined by Dr. Lovesnark.

I concur with both your diagnoses. I am stumped, however, at a course of treatment. Lobotomy? Lifetime ban from social media?

[lexxilex]

7 minutes ago, lovesnark said:

 She would rather lose everything than have to admit what everyone has been saying about him since day one is true. 

I agree with this so, so, so much. 

[lovesnark]

8 minutes ago, blubld43 said:

Why, greetings Dr. Lexxilex, I'm Dr Blubld, I believe we both attended Google university. And I see we've been joined by Dr. Lovesnark.

I concur with both your diagnoses. I am stumped, however, at a course of treatment. Lobotomy? Lifetime ban from social media?

There is no treatment. Hopefully, innocent victims like children and animals are out of their way and they'll just implode on their own.

I'm so glad Jenelle can't get knocked up again! You know if she could, he'd be pushing for another kid right this minute. I can hear him telling her that she doesn't need Jace or Kaiser and they'll just make more of their own babies. I'd like to send flowers to the doctor that did her tubal ligation and tell them they saved innocent children from a horrible life.

[lexxilex]

19 minutes ago, blubld43 said:

Why, greetings Dr. Lexxilex, I'm Dr Blubld, I believe we both attended Google university. And I see we've been joined by Dr. Lovesnark.

I concur with both your diagnoses. I am stumped, however, at a course of treatment. Lobotomy? Lifetime ban from social media?

If David truly is a psychopath, treatment is near impossible from what I've read. If Jenelle is a borderline personality [along with many other personality disorders], it's another disorder that's really difficult to treat. David's brain wiring especially does not allow him to believe that his words, thoughts, and actions are wrong.

*PSA: I'm an armchair psychologist that specializes in personality disorders.

Edited May 14, 2019 by lexxilex

[Tatum]

12 minutes ago, lovesnark said:

There is no treatment. Hopefully, innocent victims like children and animals are out of their way and they'll just implode on their own.

I'm so glad Jenelle can't get knocked up again! You know if she could, he'd be pushing for another kid right this minute. I can hear him telling her that she doesn't need Jace or Kaiser and they'll just make more of their own babies. I'd like to send flowers to the doctor that did her tubal ligation and tell them they saved innocent children from a horrible life.

How did I miss THAT???

In the dumpster fire that is her life, a tubal ligation is the greatest gift she could bestow on the rest of the world.

[lovesnark]

2 minutes ago, Tatum said:

How did I miss THAT???

In the dumpster fire that is her life, a tubal ligation is the greatest gift she could bestow on the rest of the world.

Pretty wonderful news, isn't it? I think it was about a month or so ago. She posted about it, then he denied it (of course) and then they sold a story to some magazine and confirmed it. No more spawn from her👏👏

[druzy]

They Fled The Land!

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The Ashley has learned that a North Carolina judge has signed off on CPS’s requests to remove the daughters of Jenelle Evans and David Eason from their home on The Land.

The Ashley‘s sources tell her that the order was signed on Monday, as was the order to keep Jenelle’s son, Kaiser, with his father Nathan Griffith until the investigation into David Eason’s killing of Jenelle’s dog was completed. Kaiser will be staying with Nathan for the foreseeable future, and Nathan is due to begin his court battle for full custody of Kaiser on May 30.

The Ashley’s sources tell her that Jenelle and David heard about the order being signed and are no longer on The Land. Ensley and Maryssa are still with Jenelle and David, from what The Ashley hears, but the family’s location is unknown.

Despite what rumors are floating around, Ensley was not placed with Jenelle’s mom, Barbara Evans, or Jenelle’s sister Ashleigh, and Maryssa was not placed in the care of David’s family….at least, not yet.

Stay tuned…

THE ASHLEY

Edited May 14, 2019 by druzy

[MitaJo]

2 hours ago, ChristmasJones said:

In light of Nugget's murder, this video is even more disturbing

He looks and sounds like he's got a lot of screws loose. I swear I can't understand why he's still not in jail. 

[druzy]

They are on the run from the law with Ensley and Maryssa. 

[druzy]

[MargeGunderson]

2 minutes ago, druzy said:

They are on the run from the law with Ensley and Maryssa. 

That’s what I’m afraid of (for the children, not Jenelle because she is an adult with resources and still stays with David). Given his increasing vitriol towards authority I can see him taking the stance that the government isn’t going to tell him what to do with his family. I think he’s gone full on anti-government survivalist and he’s going to protect his family as his God-given right. That’s some extremist bullshit thinking but it’s exactly what I would expect of him.

[Azanscrazyhair]

I am very, very worried this won't end peacefully.    

[Azanscrazyhair]

9 minutes ago, MargeGunderson said:

That’s what I’m afraid of (for the children, not Jenelle because she is an adult with resources and still stays with David). Given his increasing vitriol towards authority I can see him taking the stance that the government isn’t going to tell him what to do with his family. I think he’s gone full on anti-government survivalist and he’s going to protect his family as his God-given right. That’s some extremist bullshit thinking but it’s exactly what I would expect of him.

I think that's what we all expect from him,  except maybe Janelle.  Then she'd justify it by saying it's just his beliefs 

[Booger666]

If they fled what happens to all those animals that need to be watered and fed?  I hope Animal Control can go remove them since it sounds like they’ve been abandoned.

[TheRealT]

Example #9,856 of how these people can't even fake being "normal," not even a little bit. If ANY decent (much less "wonderful" and "perfect") father were falsely accused of being a danger to his kids and the parents were told that the kids, particularly a 2-year-old, would have to be removed from the home as long as the dad was there, it would IMMEDIATELY be COMPLETELY OBVIOUS that the most reasonable course of action would be for the DAD to leave. What mother of very young children would allow her kids to be taken away and/or move out with the kids so as not to inconvenience her husband (who just killed her dog)?

She's probably lying about leaving with Ensley (if that report is true) and she will probably either dump Ensley off with whomever or try to sneakily keep Ensley on The Land with her and UBT. All while acting as if it's totally understandable that UBT would put his entire family through such turmoil because he was standing on the principle that it would be totally unfair to make him leave his home when he "did nothing wrong." I can hear her tearful IG post now, "How do you think my husband feels to be told that our kids can't be in our home with him? He's done nothing wrong, so why should he have to leave his home or be kept away from his kids? This is all so unfair! Me and the kids want to go home, but CPS is saying that they can't be there. I feel like I'm caught in the middle- I don't want my kids taken away, but I want to be with my husband!"

Edited May 14, 2019 by TheRealT

[SweetieDarling]

52 minutes ago, druzy said:

They Fled The Land!

Do they feed Maryssa? She does not look right.

[AdorkableWitch]

I know this comparison has been made before but I come back to Dianne Downs again and how much Jenelle reminds me of her. 

[ChristmasJones]

But there had been signs....

[FairyDusted]

AWWWW FFS! So they didn't get Jan to leave Ensley at a friends after all. THIS IS NOT GOOD! 

So fucking upsetting.😓

Edited May 14, 2019 by FairyDusted
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[BrianJ1962]

38 minutes ago, SweetieDarling said:

Do they feed Maryssa? She does not look right.

David looks like an Inbred Sasquatch

[Scarlett45]

48 minutes ago, SweetieDarling said:

Do they feed Maryssa? She does not look right.

She does look very thin. Maybe she just had a growth spirit. Others here have speculated David was touching her inappropriately from her cheerleading pictures in 2017. She might be limiting her calories to look childlike. It’s a year and a half and she just looks thinner, when girls her age GAIN weight (normal puberty). Of course I hope that’s not true but I fear David. 

[galaxychaser]

It would also be nice if J and D got neutered. Neither one should be allowed to have any more children.

[Guest]

2 hours ago, druzy said:

but the family’s location is unknown.

Eh. Won't be for long. Given that both of the adults in this equation are full-blown morons, they'll be posting their whereabouts on social media at some point leading authorities right to their door. 

That being said, if they've fled the state entirely, would they be out of jurisdiction of NC CPS? 

[galaxychaser]

And remember they posted about nuggets death on social media. They are the cause of the aftermath! J and D caused Kaisers freedom and loss of MTV gig. Haha. 

[FlowerofCarnage]

The part of me that watches too many movies and ID Channel , hopes Maryssa realizes this won't end well and decides to make a break for it(with Ensley in tow) when those two are distracted or asleep.

Edited May 14, 2019 by FlowerofCarnage

[meredithalmighty]

I am so worried for those kids. I hope an Amber Alert is issued, these kids are in grave danger.

[ravencroft]

Praying to every deity that I can think of that those two sweet girls are okay and that law enforcement finds them quickly and safe and sound.

[akr]

2 hours ago, MargeGunderson said:

That’s what I’m afraid of (for the children, not Jenelle because she is an adult with resources and still stays with David). Given his increasing vitriol towards authority I can see him taking the stance that the government isn’t going to tell him what to do with his family. I think he’s gone full on anti-government survivalist and he’s going to protect his family as his God-given right. That’s some extremist bullshit thinking but it’s exactly what I would expect of him.

Perhaps he looks to Eric Rudolph as  a role model (the guy who bombed the Atlanta Olympics among other things and then hid out in the North Carolina wilderness for years). 

[lexxilex]

3 hours ago, MargeGunderson said:

That’s what I’m afraid of (for the children, not Jenelle because she is an adult with resources and still stays with David). Given his increasing vitriol towards authority I can see him taking the stance that the government isn’t going to tell him what to do with his family. I think he’s gone full on anti-government survivalist and he’s going to protect his family as his God-given right. That’s some extremist bullshit thinking but it’s exactly what I would expect of him.

I agree so much with this. It wouldn't surprise me if David has an underground bunker somewhere off The Land with stashed weapons, survival gear, and all the Apocalypse food Jenelle once said that David had accumulated. 

When Jenelle was bragging, during the last hurricane, about all of the free food she received from an organization that helps people in need, I wondered about the Apocalypse food and why Jenelle and family weren't eating that.  Now I think I know why. The Apocalypse food is stored in that bunker, not on The Land.

Yes, I have an active imagination. 

[kicksave]

5 hours ago, BrianJ1962 said:

Is David capable of a murder suicide involving Jenelle? I hope law enforcement does something before anything like this happens, Jenelle is a pos but she doesn't deserve anything like this. With all the kids out of the way maybe law enforcement maybe be more apt to take action

She could leave if she wanted to...MTV could whisk her out or hook her up with a safe place to live. She is irresponsible and negligent for staying in an abusive relationship that has resulted in the cruel death of a pet and long term emotional damage to her children. Just the fact that she has allowed her husband to accumulate and openly brandish guns and assault rifles in front of her children is evidence of gross neglect. I’m sorry but she does not deserve to have custody of her kids...she could leave with Ensley and divorce him but she won’t. She’s a dysfunctional mess and marrying  this guy was the worst mistake she’s ever made...and she’s made a lot of mistakes. 

Edited May 15, 2019 by kicksave

[lovesnark]

2 hours ago, Giant Misfit said:

Eh. Won't be for long. Given that both of the adults in this equation are full-blown morons, they'll be posting their whereabouts on social media at some point leading authorities right to their door. 

That being said, if they've fled the state entirely, would they be out of jurisdiction of NC CPS? 

Jenelle can NOT stay off of social media, its her life blood. They can and will ping her cell phone and get a location. If they leave the state, other law enforcement agencies will cooperate with NC. There are children involved, state lines don't matter.

This is a great opportunity for animal control to take the animals. We know they don't have friends willing to come over every day and feed and water a gazillion chickens, some pigs and some goats.

[MakingBacon]

Realistically, there is a high probability that Jenelle and David will get the kids back. Kids are taken away from from their parents all the time, even when there has been extreme abuse that we haven’t seen exists here. Many of those parents will get their kids back because CPS always makes it a priority to reunite kids with their parents if at all possible. A person can brutalize their child and get them back so I don’t see that someone who may have killed a dog in front of their kids would not as well. I just don’t have faith anything will change in the long term. Counseling, parenting classes and they likely will get their kids back. I do hope I am wrong. 

I can see David fighting for his kids because they are his blood. Without the show, I don’t see Jenelle as wanting the kids anyway because she won’t be getting paid by MTV to be one of their teen moms. Jenelle comes across as someone who sees her kids as a possession and means to an end. She doesn’t appear to be someone who finds joy in just cuddling with her baby like most people. I think should Jenelle and David part ways, and she no longer is on the show, those kids will likely be farmed out because I don’t see Jenelle as getting a regular job to support her family. 

[blubld43]

13 minutes ago, MakingBacon said:

I can see David fighting for his kids because they are his blood. Without the show, I don’t see Jenelle as wanting the kids anyway because she won’t be getting paid by MTV to be one of their teen moms. Jenelle comes across as someone who sees her kids as a possession and means to an end. She doesn’t appear to be someone who finds joy in just cuddling with her baby like most people. I think should Jenelle and David part ways, and she no longer is on the show, those kids will likely be farmed out because I don’t see Jenelle as getting a regular job to support her family. 

I could see them maybe getting Maryssa and Ensley back. Poor little Ensley, that child is screwed. Wherever she ends up, she will be a very confused and traumatized little girl.

I hope Kaiser and Jace are permanently free of these two.

Edited May 15, 2019 by blubld43

[DangerousMinds]

6 hours ago, BrianJ1962 said:

Is David capable of a murder suicide involving Jenelle? I hope law enforcement does something before anything like this happens, Jenelle is a pos but she doesn't deserve anything like this. With all the kids out of the way maybe law enforcement maybe be more apt to take action

Am I the only one who thinks she does deserve it?

[TheRealT]

44 minutes ago, MakingBacon said:

Realistically, there is a high probability that Jenelle and David will get the kids back. Kids are taken away from from their parents all the time, even when there has been extreme abuse that we haven’t seen exists here. Many of those parents will get their kids back because CPS always makes it a priority to reunite kids with their parents if at all possible. A person can brutalize their child and get them back so I don’t see that someone who may have killed a dog in front of their kids would not as well. I just don’t have faith anything will change in the long term. Counseling, parenting classes and they likely will get their kids back. I do hope I am wrong. 

I can see David fighting for his kids because they are his blood. Without the show, I don’t see Jenelle as wanting the kids anyway because she won’t be getting paid by MTV to be one of their teen moms. Jenelle comes across as someone who sees her kids as a possession and means to an end. She doesn’t appear to be someone who finds joy in just cuddling with her baby like most people. I think should Jenelle and David part ways, and she no longer is on the show, those kids will likely be farmed out because I don’t see Jenelle as getting a regular job to support her family. 

I agree that (sadly) all or most of the kids will end up back in Jenelle and UBT's full- or part-time custody pretty soon. I'm heartened by the fact that the cop investigating Nugget's murder raised red flags with regard to any minors living at The Swamp, but I feel like that was almost some kind of "rogue" action with that person taking drastic action out of a sense of decency and concern for the kids, but going against the standard way of dealing with cases like this. I think/fear that, at the end of the day, authorities will find that UBT was within his rights to murder Nugget (especially with Jenelle declining to make any kind of complaint and confirming UBT's version of events in which Nugget "injured" Ensley) and that the kids will be returned to residence/visitation on The Land, perhaps with some kind of education about how murdering family pets in front of your kids could be problematic. There's a 0% chance that this incident has been a wake up call to Jenelle in any way and there's a -38% chance that this incident has influenced UBT's thinking in any positive way. If anything, he's probably more dug-in on asserting his "rights" over his land, his animals, and his family than ever before.

Edited May 15, 2019 by TheRealT

[druzy]

UPDATE! The Ashley can confirm that Jenelle and David have returned to their home on The Land as of Tuesday night. While their daughters Ensley and Maryssa may be with them on The Land, The Ashley is unable to confirm where the girls are at this time…

Edited May 15, 2019 by druzy

[geauxaway]

4 minutes ago, DangerousMinds said:

Am I the only one who thinks she does deserve it?

Nope.  She brought this all on herself.  BY CHOICE.  She has 13 (?) mugshots and has not served 1 day in jail.  Her life is a series of horrible choices that she has not suffered one single consequence for, and now here we are.  Wondering how she got in this predicament?  I’m not. 

[lovesnark]

39 minutes ago, DangerousMinds said:

Am I the only one who thinks she does deserve it?

No, you're not. She has never thought of anyone but herself. If she had lived her train wreck life childless, she would just be one more loser in the world. But, she chose to have three children, make a ridiculous profit off of their backs and has forced them to live in her fucked up world. She has damaged them all severely because of her selfishness and I don't have one ounce of sympathy for her. She chose to live with and marry a man (I use that term loosely) she knew was an abusive psycho and now is reaping the effects of that decision.

I feel bad for the kids and the animals. Jenelle and the dog killer can fuck right off and deal with whatever happens to them, be it at the hands of law enforcement or UBT.

[FlowerofCarnage]

If Ensley is safely removed, I hope she doesn't  end up with Barb.  Barb is no spring chicken and shouldn't  be saddled with another grandchild, especially a toddler who is suspected to have developmental issues.

Edited May 15, 2019 by FlowerofCarnage

[Vandy10]

26 minutes ago, FlowerofCarnage said:

If Ensley is safely removed, I hope she doesn't  end up with Barb. I know  Barb is no spring chicken and shouldn't  be saddled with another grandchild, especially a toddler who is suspected to have developmental issues.

Agreed. It'd be best for Ensley to be placed with strangers who will keep her away from the family. I don't expect that it will actually happen, because if the girls are pulled by CPS, it'll probably be only temporarily while Janelle and David follow the case plan and get them back.

But, ideally, Ensley would get a chance to grow up in a healthy environment without contact with her abusers. Unfortunately, Barb cares too much about Janelle. I get it, she's her mother, but her need to keep Janelle in her life means Barb has also kept Janelle inappropriately in Jace's life. She'd do the same with Ensley if given custody.

[starfire]

I hope all the kids made it to somewhere safe.  That video of David ranting to the Secret Service is extremely disturbing.  What type of lunatic threatens the Secret Service?  I am worried this will end up in some sort of SWAT team shoot out. I can picture David using the kids as shields/hostages.  I hope they never get their kids back.

[Fosca]

They will likely get Ensley back, but I hope that Kaiser stays with Doris and Nathan, and that Jace stays away as well.  They are in the most danger from UBT, and hopefully Janelle loses interest in them when MTV is no longer paying her to be their mom.  Maryssa, like Ensley, will probably return as well because she has nowhere else to go.

[Lemur]

Morning campers!

Apparently that post from Ashleigh was a fake and our resident sociopaths are still on The Land with the Potential Hostages ... errr, I mean, girls - The Evans Family Runs Deep in the Crazy

Also, Jenelle, dear, it's not that we want a piece of your life.  We're just more worried about your crotch fruit than you seem to be.  *Sigh* Hopefully we make it through the day without going full-on Randy-Weaver-Ruby-Ridge. (Reference here for anyone who hasn't seen the television movie featuring Kyle Secor wearing leather chaps.)

Edited May 15, 2019 by Lemur
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