Guess who's back? Lemur's back. (I know, I know, you didn't know I was gone.)
I said the exact same thing, though yes, they aren't Pam and Tommy. Syngin hasn't broken her nose and there's no sex tape ... yet.
All the fillers. Jasmin had all the fillers. Some times multiple fillers in places already filled.
As for her wanting to be a kept woman ... I hate to stereotype Finns like this, but I've met a couple who were like this. I knew of one who was working on her third Masters degree and waiting for Mr. Right Enough to Marry to come along.
She's focusing on how long she needs to make an actual effort with this marriage thing before she can ask Syngin for an open relationship.
Maybe she hit up the torrents of "Ancient Aliens" and realized how incredibly, offensively dumb Mike is?
See, and this is why I used to tailgate weddings and show up *just* tipsy enough to ensure that none of my friends wanted my help.