Jenelle: Birther Of 3, Mother To None

[FlowerofCarnage]

On 8/7/2018 at 10:20 PM, toodywoody said:

I don't understand why she needs a variety of weapons. She needs to chill the fuck out with that shit before the crew, one of her kids or someone not involved with the show get hurt. She is a liability with that alone. MTV needs to just walk away before she gets them into trouble.

I wonder if her supplies include the mini-pharmacy of drugs she and Lurch like to take. Lol And speaking of that, according to Jenelle, David doesn't have a thyroid which would mean he needs to take replacement hormone pills...for life! How does he plan to obtain these in an apocalypse? Lol  

[monagatuna]

14 hours ago, HeySandyStrange said:

Jenelle is whatever the guy she's boning at the moment is, so I don't know that I believe she's having a psychotic episode (unless David is having one and she is copying him). Right now she's a gun toting, country loving prepper. A few dicks from now she'll have been a Hell's Angel old lady, a nerd, a pretentious millennial, and the list goes on.

I wish she would hitch her wagon to a nice dude who's emotionally stable, treats kids and animals well, is an environmentalist, and a generally decent person. Then I wish it would stick.

But who am I kidding? Like attracts like.

[charmed1]

14 hours ago, HeySandyStrange said:

Jenelle is whatever the guy she's boning at the moment is, so I don't know that I believe she's having a psychotic episode (unless David is having one and she is copying him). Right now she's a gun toting, country loving prepper. A few dicks from now she'll have been a Hell's Angel old lady, a nerd, a pretentious millennial, and the list goes on.

LMAO! Sadly, I would watch this Quantum Dicks spin-off (if only innocent children and animals weren’t involved), only to see Jenelle leap onto a kindly, old, smart millionaire who ends up falling for and marrying Barb. 

Edited August 9, 2018 by charmed1

[DNR]

I clicked. Do i never learn ?  Her...how should i say it? Her netheregion (sp?) looks so gross.EW.  She’s a mother , why would she post such a thing . That is the most UNSEXY pic I’ve ever seen and i hate that it’s in my brain now ???

Ptv i hate you right now ?

[Mkay]

1 hour ago, DNR said:

I clicked. Do i never learn ?  Her...how should i say it? Her netheregion (sp?) looks so gross.EW.  She’s a mother , why would she post such a thing . That is the most UNSEXY pic I’ve ever seen and i hate that it’s in my brain now ???

Ptv i hate you right now ?

I’m sure Kaiser’s Christian Daycare is shaking their head right now.  Embarrassing. 

[druzy]

But I thought he didn't like to film.

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David Eason is angry.

We’ll give you a moment to get over the shock you’re surely feeling after reading that statement…

Jenelle Evans‘ oft-angered husband, David, took to Facebook on Wednesday to express his feelings on the fights that took place during the most-recent ‘Teen Mom 2’ Reunion taping. (Monday’s episode featured all the Jerry Springer-esque screamin’, fightin’ and hair-pullin’ fun!) 

As ‘Teen Mom 2’ fans know, MTV cut all ties with David back in February, after he went on a homophobic Twitter rampage, comparing  members of the LGBTQ community to dogs and stating that they are the way they are due to bad parenting, among other things. After MTV released a statement saying that David was booted from the show, he and Jenelle insisted that David was notfired at all. (The Ashley explained this in detail here.)

In his latest Facebook rant, David called out MTV for allowing Kail Lowry— who, along with Briana and Brittany DeJesus, caused the Reunion fight–to stay on the show, and stated that it’s not fair she didn’t get fired just like he did.

“So Kailyn Lowry is allowed to openly promote violence on set?” David posted on Wednesday. “Then MTV promotes the violence by airing every second that Kailyn screamed that she wanted to hit Brianna so many times! Wow, it’s okay to physically and verbally attack each other on the set with MTV!!! Then if I even disagree with someone’s lifestyle in my private life I’m fired?”

Um….waa?

(Of course, his last statement totally contradicts his other statements about not being fired…)

As The Ashley exclusively reported earlier this week, Jenelle is still hoping MTV will reconsider their position on working with David and allow him to film. MTV has not budged on its stance, causing a standoff in contract negotiations to get Jenelle to sign on for Season 9.

 

Edited August 9, 2018 by druzy

[CaliforniaLove]

2 minutes ago, druzy said:

But I thought he didn't like to film.

Dear lord. First of all, I believe DAVID was the one that promoted violence "on set" first when it pulled out that knife...or even before with its "countdowns" and threatening to run producers over with a car. Secondly, it needs to learn how social media works because its thoughts about faggots & abominations have been anything but "private".  Third, as the article states, I thought both things said that David "wasn't fired". It doesn't even have a job, don't tell me it doesn't have time to at least keep its lies straight (we know how much it loves things to be "straight"). 

[Farmfam]

1 hour ago, druzy said:

But I thought he didn't like to film.

 

Good. Be angry. In fact, be so discusted that your wife stops all contract negotiations and bows out. 

[Rebecca]

Be so angry your fucking head explodes, David. 

[guilfoyleatpp]

He only went after Kailyn here because she is fighting with Janelle. He doesn't have an issue with Briana or Britany because they're chummy with Janelle.  He just loves to be a hypocrite. 

[FairyDusted]

Yeah that post was something else. I took a shot of it just in case it disappeared. Barb's PARODY Instagram had it posted.  

[Rebecca]

2 hours ago, guilfoyleatpp said:

He only went after Kailyn here because she is fighting with Janelle. He doesn't have an issue with Briana or Britany because they're chummy with Janelle.  He just loves to be a hypocrite. 

He’s so painfully obvious. Nevermind the part where the only one we actually saw getting physical wasn’t Kailyn! 

[KittyKat133]

Talk about promoting violence David? Your WIFE pulled a GUN on someone with her KID in the car! 

Moron. 

[TresGatos]

23 hours ago, DNR said:

I clicked. Do i never learn ?  Her...how should i say it? Her netheregion (sp?) looks so gross.EW.

She looks swampy.

[StatisticalOutlier]

On 8/7/2018 at 9:07 PM, leighroda said:

1) The picture... it’s not a good picture... even if her vagina wasn’t involved.

A clarification--her vagina isn't involved, unless a person has x-ray vision.

ETA:  Actually, I don't think an x-ray would see it, either.  Do people these days claim to have cat-scan vision, or MRI vision?  Do they sell cat scan vision glasses in the back of comic books?

 

On 8/8/2018 at 10:56 AM, DudeLeaveMeAlone said:

Definitely the best picture reaction shot! However, I had to do a double take. That is actually Leah next to Barb?? I could tell by the nose/alien fingers, but she looks like a 60 something friend of Barbs, not a Teen Mom.

I saw Laura Dern and wondered what in the world brought that meeting about. 

 

On 8/9/2018 at 10:52 AM, DNR said:

I clicked. Do i never learn ?  Her...how should i say it? Her netheregion (sp?) looks so gross.EW.  She’s a mother , why would she post such a thing .

Yet when Farrah does it, she's admired for her hustle.  I think they're both gross and deranged.

 

From the article:

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Jenelle’s team is also hoping to improve Jenelle’s public image, the network source says.

My first thought was, "Good luck with that."  And right after that, I realized that improving Jenelle's public image should be the easiest thing in the world to do, considering where it currently stands.  Such a contradiction. 

Edited August 10, 2018 by StatisticalOutlier

[CaliforniaLove]

3 hours ago, StatisticalOutlier said:

A clarification--her vagina isn't involved, unless a person has x-ray vision.

ETA:  Actually, I don't think an x-ray would see it, either.  Do people these days claim to have cat-scan vision, or MRI vision?  Do they sell cat scan vision glasses in the back of comic books?

So if you took a picture where the primary thing about the picture was you flexing your muscle, but you happened to be wearing a long sleeve shirt, would you say your arm was not in fact part of the picture?

[StatisticalOutlier]

33 minutes ago, CaliforniaLove said:

So if you took a picture where the primary thing about the picture was you flexing your muscle, but you happened to be wearing a long sleeve shirt, would you say your arm was not in fact part of the picture?

Well, yeah, if you couldn't see the flexed muscle because of the shirt.

Actually, even without a shirt you're not actually seeing the muscle, but instead the skin being stretched over it.  But at least it's making an impression that tells you the muscle is there, unlike a vagina in a photo of the outside of a woman.

[Jennifersdc]

Hey Jenelle - (aka psychobitch unfortunately allowed a gun - apologies to Constitution). This is pretty easy if you actually want out of your “contract”. 

End it and wait however months till you can sign with somebody else. I’m sure Netflix and Amazon are willing to wait. You’ve wasted months already.

Thanks to baby Jesus again for MTV’s hypocrism though. I’m pretty sure they’re going to hold the line at her David demands.

Edited August 10, 2018 by Jennifersdc
Edited to add - in your spare time between “negotiations” you have time to devote to your new love for charity? This bitch can’t possibly think anybody believes that. More importantly that she thinks anybody would watch.

[Rebecca]

4 hours ago, StatisticalOutlier said:

Well, yeah, if you couldn't see the flexed muscle because of the shirt.

Actually, even without a shirt you're not actually seeing the muscle, but instead the skin being stretched over it.  But at least it's making an impression that tells you the muscle is there, unlike a vagina in a photo of the outside of a woman.

Semantics. 

[druzy]

Wasn't David at a Ke$ha concert last week?

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Kesha's making a name for herself in a new field -- the wedding officiant biz -- and she just booked another couple of happy clients.

The singer was at the premiere of her new documentary, "Rainbow: The Film," at Metrograph theater in NYC Thursday night when a couple approached her and asked if she'd marry them ... and she said she'd love to!

This isn't just all talk from Kesha either -- not only did she hook the ladies up with her scheduling peeps ... but she's got a happy history of officiating same-sex weddings. She's already done 3.

As for the wedding date ... it sounds like Kesha's got an important decision to make ... for the couple. 

 

Edited August 11, 2018 by druzy

[CaliforniaLove]

12 hours ago, StatisticalOutlier said:

Well, yeah, if you couldn't see the flexed muscle because of the shirt.

Actually, even without a shirt you're not actually seeing the muscle, but instead the skin being stretched over it.  But at least it's making an impression that tells you the muscle is there, unlike a vagina in a photo of the outside of a woman.

If a bear took a shit in the woods, did the excrement that came out of its ass mutate into the Easons?

[Rebecca]

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Is her tummy really that flat? Jenelle Evans has been somewhat open about the fact that she isn't currently filming with MTV for the next season of Teen Mom 2, so she's been keeping busy by sharing her sponsored posts for detox masks and weight loss shakes and teas. But in her most recent post, Jenelle was rocking a noticeably flatter tummy and fans aren't buying that it's a result of the products — and they're accusing Jenelle of using Photoshop to alter her toned stomach.....

https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.intouchweekly.com/posts/jenelle-evans-photoshop-164508.amp

Here’s a screenshot of the photo in question. What a loser. It’s still up on her Instagram, with ‘limited’ comments, of course.

[druzy]

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After months of negotiating, MTV and Jenelle Evans have finally come to an agreement regarding Jenelle appearing on the ninth season of Teen Mom 2!

The Ashley can exclusively confirm that Jenelle has officially signed on to star on ‘Teen Mom 2’ Season 9. The Ashley’s sources tell her Jenelle signed the Season 9 contract late last week.

“Jenelle will likely begin shooting this week. MTV is working out the filming schedule with her right now,” a behind-the-scenes source tells The Ashley.

As The Ashley previously reported, Jenelle refused to sign her new contract, mainly because MTV was not allowing her husband, David Eason, to film alongside her for the show. After weeks and weeks of Jenelle’s lawyer negotiating with MTV’s legal team, the two sides finally came to an agreement.

Jenelle’s team was demanding that MTV agree to a series of things before Jenelle would sign on. The Ashley does not yet know what the final terms were that both sides to agreed to. (The Ashley will update this when she has more info on that.)

“You guys can’t get rid of me that easily!”

The Ashley’s sources tell her that David will not be filmed.

“They are going to film Jenelle with Barbara [Evans] and do a basic catch-up on what’s been happening in Jenelle’s life since she last filmed,” the source said. “That will be filmed the first couple of days.”

The Ashley can also reveal that a surprise “Guest” will be coming to ‘Teen Mom 2’ Season 9.

“Since there is a lot of stuff that is off-limits to film, either at Jenelle’s request or because it has to do with David and MTV won’t film him, the producers had to come up with new subjects to include in Jenelle’s story,” the source said. “They are going to be revisiting with Jace’s father Andrew [Lewis]this season,” the source added.

“Not sure if he will actually appear but he has been contacted to be part of Jenelle’s storyline this season.”

 

As The Ashley previously reported, the show’s producers were keeping former Teen Mom 3star Mackenzie McKee on the back burner, just in case Jenelle did not sign her Season 9 contract.

“They want five stories for each of the ‘Teen Mom’ shows,” a source told The Ashley.

With Jenelle on-board (and Briana DeJesus “unquitting” since the last Reunion taping), that brings the cast count for ‘Teen Mom 2’ to five.

Jenelle’s team is hoping to use Season 9 to improve her image.

“They have plans to show Jenelle working with various charities…” The Ashley’s sources previously told her. “[Jenelle] feels that her poor image has cost her several appearance opportunities, and that it’s not fair that other ‘Teen Mom’ stars are allowed to do ventures with other networks and Jenelle is not.”

The Ashley will update this story when she has more info! Stay tuned!

 

 

Edited August 13, 2018 by druzy

[FairyDusted]

Of course she did! Rolling my eyes across the room. Guess we know who makes the rules.

[ghoulina]

All I can say it - ugh.....

[CaliforniaLove]

Well someone sold their soul to the devil, I'm just not sure whether it was Jenelle or MTV. 

[MaddyMaeboxerbabe]

Def MTV.  Ugh.

[Marley]

What a joke. Why did MTV cave in to this trash. It’s hilarious too that she thinks it’s the shows fault she has a poor image. She’s a psycho bitch with multiple arrests and has an abusive psycho loser husband. MTV didn’t make up their arrest records. I hate MTV.

[DudeLeaveMeAlone]

Well, we now know that MTV has zero standards when it comes to ... everything. I'm so disgusted that they caved to this piece of trash.

[crazychicken]

Is anybody else disgusted that MTV plans to 'revisit' Andrew, he has shown no desire to be part of Jace's already chaotic life and they want to add his absentee father to boost Janelle's storyline. I knew they were foul but this really does not sit right with me when Jace already has so much to deal with.

[Calm81]

55 minutes ago, crazychicken said:

Is anybody else disgusted that MTV plans to 'revisit' Andrew, he has shown no desire to be part of Jace's already chaotic life and they want to add his absentee father to boost Janelle's storyline. I knew they were foul but this really does not sit right with me when Jace already has so much to deal with.

Yeah, I’m pretty annoyed that another deadbeat parent is going to be getting some nice checks on a show about parenting without parenting the child. ? 

I’m also sick reading “Jenelles ‘team’” or “the cast” they are not fucking celebrities or anyone important! 

[Mkay]

16 hours ago, Rebecca said:

https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.intouchweekly.com/posts/jenelle-evans-photoshop-164508.amp

Here’s a screenshot of the photo in question. What a loser. It’s still up on her Instagram, with ‘limited’ comments, of course.

Someone found this exact picture on her Instagram dated October 2017.  The October picture is now gone. 

Edited August 14, 2018 by Mkay

[geauxaway]

I am beyond.  Dragging Andrew up as a story line?  That’s low AF.  Barb needs to pull the plug.  This is nothing but disaster for Jace.  MTV clearly has no care for these innocent children.  WHY WHY WHY do they have to go this low to bring on the drama?  

[mamadrama]

On 8/6/2018 at 6:21 PM, druzy said:

@Mkay I came to see if you posted it! Since it's rumored that the other Mackenzie is filming Teen Mom 2 and may take Jenelle's place, it looks like UBT wants to go the sex tape route. They are gross!

WARNING! Wait 2 hours after eating to look.

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He turned off and deleted the comments.

The caption says: Sometimes men don't realize how lucky they are until their wife poses like this.

Gotta admit, I like a little raunchiness. I don't really have a problem with people posting things like this on sm, even if they DO have kids. To each their own.

HOWEVER...

This does not make J look sexy. In fact, I think it actually makes her look unclean. It's not so much that her labia is in danger of peeking over the sides as it is that, in this pic anyway, I get the feeling that said labia isn't clean. She looks dirty in a smelly kind of way, not dirrrty in a Christina kind of way. It isn't hot.

[Mkay]

On 8/13/2018 at 3:30 AM, Rebecca said:

 

5 hours ago, mamadrama said:

Gotta admit, I like a little raunchiness. I don't really have a problem with people posting things like this on sm, even if they DO have kids. To each their own.

HOWEVER...

This does not make J look sexy. In fact, I think it actually makes her look unclean. It's not so much that her labia is in danger of peeking over the sides as it is that, in this pic anyway, I get the feeling that said labia isn't clean. She looks dirty in a smelly kind of way, not dirrrty in a Christina kind of way. It isn't hot.

I don’t know why the first quote box came up in my post and I couldn’t delete it.  Sorry.  

Wonder what Kaiser’s Christian Daycare thought of Jenelle’s picture. There is sexy, then there is just nasty. She is nasty. 

Edited August 14, 2018 by Mkay

[ChristmasJones]

I finally reached the point that many others have.  I cannot watch this show anymore. I finally watched the "road rage" episode last night and here I am today reading the comments and I just feel sick to my stomach for Jace.  Jace is not a TV character, he is a person and MTV is profiting off of the entertainment value of his abuse as a helpless child.  I hope he sues them when he gets older.

As others have said, MTV has helped create some scary entitled monsters by keeping these people on this show for nearly a decade. Its absolutely disgusting and I feel like a shitty person for participating in it.  (no judgment intended to anyone here- I know I'm preaching to the choir).

[charmed1]

31 minutes ago, ChristmasJones said:

Jace is not a TV character, he is a person and MTV is profiting off of the entertainment value of his abuse as a helpless child.  I hope he sues them when he gets older

You make an interesting point. I do wonder how the children from this series will be affected in the long term. Will they be like other child stars whose lives took dangerous turns after the cameras stopped rolling? After all, this is no longer a documentary. It’s an ongoing Jerry Springer episode at this point. Good for Jo for putting a stop to it for his son. I’m sure he wishes he’d ended it sooner.

[druzy]

Is she away? I wonder if this vacation was part of her contract negotiations to shut UBT up.

[guilfoyleatpp]

she looks like she's really sucking it in there...

[Maharincess]

2 hours ago, charmed1 said:

You make an interesting point. I do wonder how the children from this series will be affected in the long term. Will they be like other child stars whose lives took dangerous turns after the cameras stopped rolling? After all, this is no longer a documentary. It’s an ongoing Jerry Springer episode at this point. Good for Jo for putting a stop to it for his son. I’m sure he wishes he’d ended it sooner.

Isaac won't be filmed anymore?  Good for Jo! 

[Mkay]

2 hours ago, druzy said:

Is she away? I wonder if this vacation was part of her contract negotiations to shut UBT up.

My guess was David is in the water “working.” The first pics she posted she was on a dock.  

Edited August 14, 2018 by Mkay

[Rebecca]

5 hours ago, charmed1 said:

You make an interesting point. I do wonder how the children from this series will be affected in the long term. Will they be like other child stars whose lives took dangerous turns after the cameras stopped rolling? After all, this is no longer a documentary. It’s an ongoing Jerry Springer episode at this point. Good for Jo for putting a stop to it for his son. I’m sure he wishes he’d ended it sooner.

Many of these kids were (sadly) totally fucked from birth with or without MTV being in their lives. I think it’s probably 50/50 if it has helped or hurt their lives. 

Edited August 14, 2018 by Rebecca

[gotta watch]

Man how I wish MTV hadn't come to an agreement with Jenelle. I was hoping that she would try the porno route and be all happy go lucky about it. "Oooh I get to make lots more money than Teen Mom 2 AND film with my true love David." But then the film company watches the Swamp Things first explicit tape and says "No thanks." 

[MyPeopleAreNordic]

While I hate the idea of that deadbeat Andrew getting paid, I hope that maybe it means that Barb just may see some of the loads of (back) child support that I believe he owes Barbara for Jace. I hope they don't try to have him insert himself in Jace's life again, because we know that won't last. 

Maybe MTV will film Jenelle and Andrew together doing something (I have no idea what mutual interests they have besides drugs, though) and UBT will get all bent out of shape about Jenelle being around another guy without him. I'm sure Jenelle would also suspect that UBT would cheat on her if she was away from him for more than a minute, so it would be a mess. 

Also, MTV, you're gross. 

[druzy]

 

You and your husband traumatized Kaiser by allowing your husband to spank him.

You traumatized Jace by chasing a man to his house and pulling out a gun.

The list goes on.

Just ask and call? Your husband will answer your phone and curse at them.

Edited August 15, 2018 by druzy

[CaliforniaLove]

I really don't think I can watch this anymore. I watched Briana's segment on the reunion & turned it off & went to bed when they were all "coming up! DEVOID! Woot!". I have had no inclination to watch the rest. Seeing Kail on stage is like watching the creepy gorilla piano player at Chuck E. Cheese & I'm not into it. When it comes to Jenelle, I am already fired up by the little snippets I've seen of the previews of how she's "been havin' PTSD & couldn't leave her house" (I'm assuming after the road rage incident where she was almost "kidnapped"). I don't know if I can stomach her response to Drew's question about how she would react if one of her kids was gay & David made those hateful comments about them. It's funny David used the word "abomination" to describe members of the LGBTQ community, because an abomination is not only what he is, but exactly what he married. They are horrible, horrible garbage humans & had Jace not been with her, I wish the dude she chased down blew her worthless head off...you know, defending himself. 

[BitterApple]

I agree with the above comments that bringing Andrew into the picture for episode fodder is one of the lowest things MTV has ever done. If they're that desperate, pull the plug on this shit and just do yearly catch-up specials.

[shinyclefable]

sooo does this mean david is “unfired”? he will be filiming & intimidating everyone again?

Edited August 15, 2018 by shinyclefable

[hoosier80]

How is this possible?  This will not end well.

http://www.tmz.com/2018/08/15/jenelle-evans-child-abuse-investigation-closed-cleared-criminal-activity/

[druzy]

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Jenelle Evans has been cleared of criminal wrongdoing in a child abuse investigation ... law enforcement sources tell TMZ.

Jenelle's baby daddy, Nathan, triggered the investigation by telling cops their son, Kaiser, would repeatedly come to his house with bruises. Nathan thought the bruises were at the hands of Jenelle's husband, David Eason.

Social workers from the Dept. of Social Services visited Jenelle's home late last month and determined there was no abuse. We don't know how they determined the nature and cause of the bruises.

We've learned the Columbus County Sheriff's Office has just cleared both Jenelle and David of any impropriety.

When Nathan filed the police report, he also tried to wrestle custody away from Jenelle and refused to return Kaiser to her, but that was short-lived ... authorities ordered him to return the child to his mother.

It's not the first time this summer Jenelle has been involved in family controversy. Just last month, Jenelle brandished a handgun in a road rage incident with her other son riding shotgun.

 

Edited August 15, 2018 by druzy