Season 6 Discussion

[spankydoll]

On ‎11‎/‎5‎/‎2018 at 10:52 AM, islandgal140 said:

I was so disturbed by the conversation between Jay and his daddy that I actually want to petition the US Government to issue the following travel advisory for Jamaica:  

Exercise increased caution in Jamaica due to fuckbois. Some areas have increased risk such as resort hotels, local bars, nightclubs, and casinos. Keep your hearts and legs closed to anyone going by the nickname Skins, Skinz or Gyalis (or any variation thereof). 

Don't get me wrong Larissa is still leagues above what Colt would or should be able to pull anywhere in the world but I can't say I find her facially beautiful. Great figure, decent hair (if a bit too dark) but an okay face. I got admit the Larissa/Colt/Mother scenes are so ridiculously awkward and surreal that they almost come off as a SNL sketch to me. I find myself thinking that Larissa is John Leguizamo and half anticipating he is about to snatch off his wig at any moment. 

I think Larissa/Colt/Mother were all different kinds of terrible. I do cut Larissa a bit of slack since she did just get off a 20 hr flight from Brazil to LV to be greeted by an empty handed fiance and driven in an Instapot pressure cooker of a car thru the barren wasteland that its non-strip LV. However, my instincts are telling me that Larissa is gonna be a real pill. 

I do hope Larissa/Colt/Mother scenes were filmed around Christmas, otherwise, the snowmen in the corner seem even more creepy and out of place. 

I'm dying to know if Eric drives right past all the wonderous sights and attractions in NYC str8 to the PA Cabin in the Woods, and yes I mean the acclaimed horror movie. 

Imam heading down to Punta Cana right after Thanksgiving and will give you a full report on the love rat/sanky panky situation there. I am a prime target as I am a chunky middle aged American who doesn't wear a wedding ring. My BF is a big fan of the show too and thinks that this will be a riot. 

[Gobi]

On 11/6/2018 at 11:30 AM, gonecrackers said:

I never understood the "lost" part of this expression, but I guess she kept losing it & finding it again somewhere...  anyway carry on.

Where was the last place she remembers seeing it?

[iwasish]

10 hours ago, Matty said:

Mama Debbie is really good at playing the poor victim role. She immediately takes offense at everything Larissa says. Get your own life, Mama Debbie. Don't depend on Coltee for your social life and don't expect Larissa to be your cheerleader and to fall into that role. Why should she? Mama Debbie opens up a can of Dinty Moore Beef stew, adds salt and pepper, pours it into a melamine bowl, and acts like she has created a gourmet meal from scratch. So sad. The house looks terrible with the slot machine, the 4 foot tall stuffed snowmen in the bare living room, the clutter on the kitchen counters, the horrible bedding on the beds. Did you get a load of that brownish gray blanket on the bed in the "master suite"? The whole place is depressing. I think Mama Debbie thought she would live out the rest of her days with her and Coltee eating Beef Stew a la Debbie alone in that house and sharing scintillating conversation. She isn't happy about anyone coming in and breaking up the couple.  

I don’t think Colt wanted any change either, except for the addition of sex. He’s not going to give control or access to his finances to Larissa. Debbie will be Colts proxy on ahopping trips and expenditures of money. Unless and until Larissa is contributing financially to the household, she’s not getting any control over how money is spent.

[RichiesOlderBro]

6 hours ago, spankydoll said:

Imam heading down to Punta Cana right after Thanksgiving and will give you a full report on the love rat/sanky panky situation there. I am a prime target as I am a chunky middle aged American who doesn't wear a wedding ring. My BF is a big fan of the show too and thinks that this will be a riot. 

Find out about the heavy sack and report back!

[CoachWristletJen]

21 hours ago, TwirlyGirly said:

Giggled over this for far too many minutes, because it reminded me of a line from the movie "Private Benjamin" (starring Goldie Hawn), which always makes me laugh:

Sgt. Ross: "Beware...there are mine fields out there. Most of them are inert. However, some of them are ert."

LOL!

 

Believe it or not, that's actually where I got the idea for "vertent." Private Benjamin is one of my favorite movies!

[AZChristian]

9 hours ago, iwasish said:

I don’t think Colt wanted any change either, except for the addition of sex. He’s not going to give control or access to his finances to Larissa. Debbie will be Colts proxy on ahopping trips and expenditures of money. Unless and until Larissa is contributing financially to the household, she’s not getting any control over how money is spent.

Larissa:  Let's get more of the Dinty Moore Beef Stew.

Debbie:  No.  Colt said to get the store brand.  It's 6 cents cheaper.

[funky-rat]

To be fair, we don't know if Debbie just opened up a can, or if she actually made Beef Stew.  Homemade can be quite good.

[Empress1]

1 hour ago, funky-rat said:

To be fair, we don't know if Debbie just opened up a can, or if she actually made Beef Stew.  Homemade can be quite good.

I make delicious beef stew from scratch but I would never want it (or any kind of hot heavy stew) in 100-degree heat.

[funky-rat]

3 minutes ago, Empress1 said:

I make delicious beef stew from scratch but I would never want it (or any kind of hot heavy stew) in 100-degree heat.

If the house is air conditioned (and I would assume it is), then I wouldn't care.  I love soup all the time.  Bums me out that a lot of places around here stop serving it in the summer.

[iwasish]

8 minutes ago, funky-rat said:

If the house is air conditioned (and I would assume it is), then I wouldn't care.  I love soup all the time.  Bums me out that a lot of places around here stop serving it in the summer.

Isn’t Vegas famous for the huge buffets that only cost a couple bucks? I recall going to Reno and they had buffets with all kinds of food, including prime rib and.i think you could get  big steaks in some restaurants, they are towns of excess.

Beef  stew in a slow cooker, unmmm yummy, like you say if your house is air conditioned and you aren’t going out sit in the hot sun or exercise,  pass me a big ole  bowl!!

[Raja]

14 minutes ago, iwasish said:

Isn’t Vegas famous for the huge buffets that only cost a couple bucks? I recall going to Reno and they had buffets with all kinds of food, including prime rib and.i think you could get  big steaks in some restaurants, they are towns of excess.

Beef  stew in a slow cooker, unmmm yummy, like you say if your house is air conditioned and you aren’t going out sit in the hot sun or exercise,  pass me a big ole  bowl!!

That cost a couple of bucks if your linked player's club had gambled $$$$

[Mothra]

2 hours ago, funky-rat said:

To be fair, we don't know if Debbie just opened up a can, or if she actually made Beef Stew.  Homemade can be quite good.

Thank you for saying this.  Debbie appears to be at home all day, and there's no reason to believe she didn't make the stew from scratch.  It might be delicious, despite its appearance in Coltie's Corel ramekin.  Regular pot-au-feu, maybe.  Debbie looks haggard and sort of unhealthy, and I think her appearance is prejudicing some of us against her.  Of course (imo) Larissa Gummies is no beauty queen.

[PamelaMaeSnap]

On 11/7/2018 at 5:02 PM, eatsleep said:

Wait...how is this your grandmother if she had only one child, your uncle? Wouldn't she have to be the mother of your mother or father to be your grandmother?

Apologies if this has already been addressed but my guess is that the grandfather is OP's "blood" grandfather and grandmother may have been a second wife who the OP still regarded as her grandmother ... I know in my family's case, my mother died quite young and my dad remarried a significantly younger woman, and my stepmom is really the only grandma my daughter has ever known (and gets the extra credit benefit of her grandma still being alive and well when most of the other relatives from that generation are long gone). 

[Morgalisa]

There was something about Coltie holding the ramekin up to his face and eating that rubbed me the wrong way. I might eat a bowl of ice cream or something that way as a snack if I am away from the table, maybe on the sofa. If I eat at the table I will eat my meal with fork (and/or knife) and plate on the table.  Just me? Am I being too stuffy?

Larissa should be given some slack. After all,  the poor woman has to do the sex with Coltie. She probably has to close her eyes and think of the Green Card.

Poor Debbie looks as if she has had a very hard life. I would like to know her back story. 

[Major Bigtime]

I’m watching the rerun now to catch little bits I missed, after reading everyone’s thoughts here.

No way is Leida’s family rich. It took them forever to get off the plane, Dad was complaining about having to sit in a seat for so long. If they were in first class, they’d have had seats that recline into a bed, and they’d have been the first ones out the door. I also think they hope their hapless daughter now has someone else to look after her. I am betting they put on a good show when Eric came over to visit and met them. There’s just no way these people are rich.

[PityFree]

9 hours ago, Empress1 said:

I make delicious beef stew from scratch but I would never want it (or any kind of hot heavy stew) in 100-degree heat.

THIS!  I make homemade beef stew and I had some this morning for breakfast.  But it wasn’t 100° here today;  it snowed today in Colorado and it was the perfect cold weather food to eat.

Edited November 12, 2018 by PityFree
Typo

[Ellie Godfrey]

Coltie has moobs. Eww.

[Toaster Strudel]

What is Mother Cultee doing, spending so much time on the internet? Is it...

• Playing online nickel slot machines
• Defending Cultee against detractors on the internet with fake profiles
• Sudoku
• Looking up the various ways of saying "whore" in Portuguese
• Buying ineffective anti-aging creams on the Shopping Channel website
• Reading up on the latest QAnon revelations
• Sexting with Dutch cougar aficionado Jesse
• Cyberstalking Cultee's exes.
• Placing her monthly order of eyebrow sharpies
• Posting unfavorable reviews of her denturologist
• Googling "how to poison your son's fiance"

Edited November 12, 2018 by Toaster Strudel

[JasonH]

Larissa sounds like a 24/7 Borat impression.

[Adeejay]

How magnanimous of Kolani to give her blessing, so that Asuelu could be a father to his son. 

I don’t particularly care for Leida; she comes across as a spoil brat.  However, if a man showed me that hovel and told me this would be my new home, I would immediately turn around and head out the door.  That apartment was straight out of Hoarders, complete with creepy, crawling critters. 

Fernanda is starting to show her age.  If she is going to fight every woman that she sees speaking with Jonathan, then I hope she is a good fighter and has bail money. 

[guilfoyleatpp]

Oh, Coltee's cousin...put down the headband and back away. 

[JasonH]

How poor is Eric’s financial situation if he needs his daughter to pay half for that apartment? Yikes. What a dump. Wait till he starts paying for medical school!

[Cherrio]

1 hour ago, Toaster Strudel said:

What is Mother Cultee doing, spending so much time on the internet? Is it...

• Playing online nickel slot machines
• Defending Cultee against detractors on the internet with fake profiles
• Sudoku
• Looking up the various ways of saying "whore" in Portuguese
• Buying ineffective anti-aging creams on the Shopping Channel website
• Reading up on the latest QAnon revelations
• Sexting with Dutch cougar aficionado Jesse
• Cyberstalking Cultee's exes.
• Placing her monthly order of eyebrow sharpies
• Posting unfavorable reviews of her denturologist
• Googling "how to poison your son's fiance"

OMG, you are hilarious !

[Snewtsie]

So Debbie controls Coltee’s finances?? Man, Debbie’s going to love every minute of denying Larissa the ability to buy anything.

[endure]

1 hour ago, Toaster Strudel said:

What is Mother Cultee doing, spending so much time on the internet? Is it...

• Playing online nickel slot machines
• Defending Cultee against detractors on the internet with fake profiles
• Sudoku
• Looking up the various ways of saying "whore" in Portuguese
• Buying ineffective anti-aging creams on the Shopping Channel website
• Reading up on the latest QAnon revelations
• Sexting with Dutch cougar aficionado Jesse
• Cyberstalking Cultee's exes.
• Placing her monthly order of eyebrow sharpies
• Posting unfavorable reviews of her denturologist
• Googling "how to poison your son's fiance"

Looking for a couple of goody used cars with air 

[Toaster Strudel]

Vegas Sister Wives Power Struggle

Larissa tried so hard to conceal her displeasure at "staying home everyday... with Debbie" but she failed. The whole viewership saw right through it.

The producers set up the feuding sister wives to pretend to shop for a sofa at some depressing mall where, instead of beautifully staged, full living room displays, couches are crowded on the floor like horizontal Upholstery Tetris. First wife Debbie tells us what we could already guess, that she likes couches (and everything else, including Cultee) old-fashioned and overstuffed. Hell, last episode Debbie was wearing her fanciest royal blue T-shirt with a velvet painting style of wolves under the moonlight, that made it clear she has no taste. Naturally, fashion-conscious Larissa claims to prefer modern.

"I can buy everything I want," Larissa tells us, because that's what she's been promised... ominously adding "if I'm with Debbie." Uh oh. I believe this means "Debbie is going to get what she wants, my approval is solicited to better be ignored."

Debbie plops herself down on the ugliest couch that catches her wonky eye and loves it immediately. Do the sister wives agree on this couch? Larissa likes the classy neutral color! Wow, I didn't expect that... but just to be a contrarian, Debbie immediately grows a love of bold colors and rebuffs Larissa's taste for subtlety.

But there is a shocking, startling development. Larissa points to a dumpy, bulky monstrosity of a corner couch the color and surface texture of a fresh turd, and looking well worn. She decides that it's the couch she wants to surprise Cultee with! Debbie nixes it, because you can't have pleather with cats; I see this more as a feature than a bug. It' a huge scratching post they're going to absolutely love, and who cares if the cats destroy the eyesore? The faster they shred it, the better it is.

When faced with Debbie making crazy faces and insisting on getting Cultee's permission, Larissa reasonably points out that Cultee is not her father, but her future husband. We'll soon find out that Cultee sees his role more like a sex obsessed, stern Father with a capital "F."

WAIT. WHAT? Cultee and First Wife share a bank account and credit cards? Can anyone imagine being married to someone, and have their mother-in-law being a hostile, unrelenting, and nosy cockblock to their household spending decisions? You don't have to be a psychic to foresee this being a colossal point of contention in the relationship!

Later on, First Wife Debbie and her mortal enemy Larissa pick up Cultee at his work place. Larissa suggests that Cultee come to see the couch and give his opinion of it. Cunning Debbie seizes on this to rat her out, then throw her under the bus: "She wanted to buy it, right then and there" she tattle-tells, her voice taut with the tension of unvarnished hatred. As if that wasn't malicious enough, the viper presses on: "and then I said, 'it's not right looking at something without [him] looking at it."  Larissa's face is 100% cringe upon hearing these traitorous words; she's a better person than I am, because I would have been murderous. "I thought we could do some things without you knowing every time" Larissa answers back, betraying her complete lack of understanding of how her serial killer fiance's mind works. "Well it's kind of a big decision, buying a couch" even though it was never important enough for them to bother getting one before. Grudgingly, Larissa vows to follow THE RULES. OK I think she does get it, after all. But Debbie hasn't yet injected enough poison, she needs to to add an inoculum of flesh-eating disease to the relationship. "Do you think we should have bought it?" she asks Cultee, hoping to elicit even more laying down of THE RULES to crush Larissa's spirit down to dust.

Cultee gulps, and has the expression of someone who hasn't taken a dump in two weeks. "I think my Mother and I will still be sharing a bank account," he tells the producer about his long-term future plans, adding "it's easier." So this cretin thinks it's going to be easier for him if his insane, devious, manipuilative Mother completely controls his wife's economic life. Boy he's in for a surprise. "I think Larissa will burn through my credit card at the speed of sound." So his solution is to have Sharpie Eyebrows Deb police Larissa. He's supposed to be intelligent? If Larissa ever burns something at the speed of sound, it's going the tires on their pressure-cooker-mobile of a car as she floors the gas pedal, screeching her way to the nearest divorce lawyer.

Next mistake, they visit his cousin John again (and his wife the living snapchat filter) in the hope that Larissa will have an in-law she can get along with, but John fancies himself an ICE agent and decides to interrogate her. I know the producers stage this for nearly every couple, so I didn't think much of it, but when the bastard suggested that Libidinous Colt use Larissa as a sex slave for 90 days, then ship her back to Brazil like a used piece of trash with vaginal friction burns, a flash of intense loathing burned bright in my cold heart for these misogynistic, odious, vulgar assholes.

Edited November 13, 2018 by Toaster Strudel

[Owwwww ma leg]

2 hours ago, Toaster Strudel said:

What is Mother Cultee doing, spending so much time on the internet? Is it...

• Playing online nickel slot machines
• Defending Cultee against detractors on the internet with fake profiles
• Sudoku
• Looking up the various ways of saying "whore" in Portuguese
• Buying ineffective anti-aging creams on the Shopping Channel website
• Reading up on the latest QAnon revelations
• Sexting with Dutch cougar aficionado Jesse
• Cyberstalking Cultee's exes.
• Placing her monthly order of eyebrow sharpies
• Posting unfavorable reviews of her denturologist
• Googling "how to poison your son's fiance"

What was funnier Q anon or Jesse? I had a good giggle

[Frozendiva]

I can understand Coltee not giving Larissa access to the credit card until after the wedding.  Or he could call his bank and give her say, $500 on his card. He could easily have told mother that the budget for a new sofa is X, and that Larissa can choose one up to that value. There really isn't much room in the Coltee/Mother dynamic to include a wife.  Debbie needs to cut the cord and let Coltee grow a spine and grow up and make his own life choices. And deal with the consequences of them.

If I was Leida, I'd walk away from that hovel - Eric would be asked to explain the mess. I would certainly feel that he lied to me and misrepresented himself.

Fernanda, you are not going to last if you keep dealing with any presumed conflict with Jon. So he is dancing with a girl at a club. People do it all the time. He wasn't getting her number or anything. He also had too much to drink. If you fly off the handle at the simplest of things, maybe you are not ready for marriage. Keep the gift that he gave you and move on. Or better yet, work on a payment program for your 'girls'.

Ashley, your BFF walked away from you. What you do with your life is your business but she said her peace. Maybe you should question your new fiancé. He is just a young boy, really, who is not ready to settle down. I doubt he sees you anything more than a Green Card.

The Russian girl? Steven, keep your nose to the ground. You can so easily break a law there. Some idiots in my province went to Thailand and got drunk and did some graffiti on some historical wall. They face jail time for 'drunken fun'. You may mean well, but you will have a hard time. Perhaps you will grow up. Who knows.

Kalani's sister - butt out of your sister's business. You are not the baby's daddy or nanny or anything. Move along. If you want a baby that bad, work in a daycare or find a way to have your own. I wouldn't want to go to Utah and live with an extended family. Kalani, find another job that you can afford an apartment and you and Asuelu figure out how you will make this work.

[guilfoyleatpp]

Ashley cut off Natalie with a quickness. I have to say that I'm super surprised and impressed. From what she said to the other bridesmaids, it seems that Natalie maybe has a past of being a drama queen and making things all about her. 

I do wonder who is going to pay for that dress. 

[Toaster Strudel]

Samoan Soap Opera - Kalani is ordering Asuelu to behave himself with his sister. What's up with that? She needs to tell her sister to behave herself with Asuelu! Poor Asuelu's eyes are swollen and crimson from what must have been a prolonged sobbing session as he meets his cold hearted future sister-in-law. He feels so beaten by Family Kalani's undeserved hostility. He aches for their welcome, their love, their approval. They are shaking their heads NOPE NOPE NOPE, and turning their backs, judging him, "keeping an eye" on him. He tells Nasty Sister that Kalani told him she doesn't like brown men like him, and only likes white men, without a trace of acrimony in his voice. Asuelu is too good for them. Meanwhile, he is an enthusiastic daddy, and Oliver such a cute little peanut. Kolini needs to run off to Samoa to get herself knocked up too, and get her own life.

Steve-O is practicing amateur obstetrics. "Push hard!" he shouts, as he encourages Little Orphan Olga to stuff her swollen foot into her sneaker. Wrong end, Steve-O, wrong end. You failed the basic anatomy test and they won't let you into the delivery room. I like these two, but the giving birth drama is not very interesting.

Mr. Jay & Mrs. Ashley - She is very considerate in organizing a little party for her immature fiance to meet with Weird-Eyebrowed-Americans. Why is Natalie there? Why does she need to "protect" Ashley? Ashley doesn't care that Jay cheated, she said as much. So why does Natalie care? I mean, I get it, she's right, but the heart wants what the heart wants. She's not going to convince anyone. All she got for her troubles is being kicked out of the wedding party. She once backed out of a $60,000 wedding... but she'll share vows with this fool because of the sunk costs fallacy. Jay has a nasty streak. He probably still smells of airplane cabin disinfectant, and already he wants to cut out Natalie, her long time friend, out their lives permanently - and she complies. Shallow note: Ashley looks lovely without eye liner. The bad makeup ruins her otherwise beautiful face.

GI Slob and Miss Nasty MD 2007: Two days driving to the American dream that is Baraboo, WI. What fun! Today I learned of a new kind of divorce: mutual divorce. Don't you hate it when you divorce someone, and they're still married to you, anyway? He parks Leida's exhausted family in a rustic AirBNB that is a veritable castle compared to the filthy dump he lives in. Everyone looks awkward and I don't blame them. What are they supposed to say to each other? Right away Leida lets us all know that she has plans to be hostile to his ex-wife, and his pissed that GI Slob's daughter didn't take time off work to welcome her. I guess no one told her how hard it is to take off an hour early when you work at an entry level job. Just as a thought, Leida wants to become a well paid doctor in America, so GI Slob is just a poor schmuck she's going to dump the second she gets her first pay check. There is no way she'll support him and his children from another marriage.

I don't know how hard it is to become a medical doctor in the US, but I wouldn't trust her to take my blood pressure without complaining about it not being proper enough for her.

GI Slob's digs are pathetic indeed, considering his age and station in life; he must waste a lot of money on alcohol or something. The hallways have the same paper thin fake wood paneling that was popular in basements back in 1973. GI Slob and Leida enter his squalid hovel, and right away he blames his daughter for the mess. NOT PROPER! Not proper at all. He unceremoniously shows her, as if she were a mere boot camp recruit, the single bed with a 4" thick mattress, low to the ground, that she's expected to share with him and her son. The bed (which should be inspected for sweat stains and bed bugs) is flanked by two old night tables from the late thirties, and by that I mean "goodwill" and not "vintage." Minutes ago she was complaining about GI Slob's daughters lack of welcoming. GI Slob goes "hold my beer" and shows her this bedroom. In the living room there is an "air couch" barely large enough for one person to sit in. I've seen college dorm rooms that felt more like homes, furnished as they were by penniless students. They go to the balcony, with its view of an intersection with a light, and a large parking lot, so she can air her complaints in "private." In tears, and obviously unclear about priorities, she hints again that she'll need a maid. Eric is stoic, merely looking like he finds her complaints an inconvenience to quickly brush off. He catfished her so bad. I continue to hope these two stay together forever! ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ #karma #badpeople

Jon & Fernanda - She looked like royalty, with her blingy earrings, silver sandals, and black dress. She's a good dancer, is smart, and has that "it" factor that Pao would kill for. She shouldn't ruin it by assaulting women in bars giving her drunken fiance standing up lap dances. It's him she needs to pull off of the dance floor by the ear. I'd be angry too, he was literally letting her grind her butt against his bulge with only nominal opposition.

Edited November 12, 2018 by Toaster Strudel

[magemaud]

4 hours ago, Toaster Strudel said:

Cyberstalking Cultee's exes.

Do you mean INVENTING Cultee’s exes?

[bichonblitz]

4 hours ago, Toaster Strudel said:

Jon & Fernanda - She looked like royalty, with her blingy earrings, silver sandals, and black dress. She's a good dancer, is smart, and has that "it" factor that Pao would kill for. She shouldn't ruin it by assaulting women in bars giving her drunken fiance standing up lap dances. It's him she needs to pull off of the dance floor by the ear. I'd be angry too, he was literally letting her grind her butt against his bulge with only nominal opposition.

That would have pissed me off, too. I wouldn't have gotten physical about it, though. Jon should have gotten his ass off the dance floor and hung out by the bar until Fernanda returned from the bathroom. What an idiot that guy is. Fernanda is gorgeous. 

Run, Leida. Go back to your comfy life with your controlling family. She will never, ever be happy with that schmuck. 

Steven and the Russian- I feel sorry for them. They seem so alone. Where are her parents? 

[Dance4Life]

So, Kolini still acting like Asuelu is the unfit parent even though her sister is unemployed, homeless and always looks unwashed???

 

I feel for baby Oliver.  If Kalani gets hot tempered with Asuelu at the drop of a hat.....imagine that child.

 

She is unfit to be a mother at this time.  Lazy girl driving to Utah to live off the parents.

 

God help Asuelu since Kalani has put them in a position where the parents have all the power.

 

WTF?  ‘My brother is there is be our full time chaperone!  

 

Asuelu should put his foot down and be like....No!

 

Kalani, hun, you ain’t shit!

[Dance4Life]

Hahahaha!  Leida is in America to become a doctor.  Good for her!  

 

Look at the family sacrificing Leida, too.  So, one day they can all come to America. ? 

 

Eric can help her but she is so wealthy she needs to help out financially.  That man is poor!

His kids need the financial support.

 

What is the deal with her own kid?  Did she go to school in Australia and came back with a kid?  She hasn’t mentioned his father at all. 

 

All she keeps saying. Providing for me and my son! ALL KIDS need providing for! Not just yours.

Edited November 12, 2018 by Dance4Life

[Lizzing]

40 minutes ago, bichonblitz said:

Steven and the Russian- I feel sorry for them. They seem so alone. Where are her parents? 

She was raised in an orphanage.  Just makes her story even sadder....though her tiny apartment is still levels better than Sgt. Bean Teeth's, seeing as how she's a pregnant 20 year old student, not a guy retired from 20 years in the US military.

Speaking of Eric, his teeth bug the ever living shit out of me.  The military's health plan covers dental work.  Hell, my father had dental work while on active duty during the Vietnam war in theater.  Surely Eric could have hit up a base facility at some point in those 20 years for a basic cleaning.  But clearly cleanliness isn't really his jam.  Leida is spoiled, but I probably would have cried at the prospect of living in those digs too. A twin bed? WTF? And I didn't even know inflatable couches were a thing.  Don't they have a Good Will around there?  Cheap couch + Fabreze + cheap slip cover from Target...if it worked on Trading Spaces, it could work here.

Mama Debbie's hair looked way better on the Live after show.  Not great, but much improved.  (Weirdly, so did Angela....looks like she was introduced to the concept of brush + mirror.)

[Major Bigtime]

That wasn’t a twin bed, it was your basic full-size version. I’ve had a queen for so long I forgot what a full-size mattress looks like.

Looks like both Debbie and Angela have used their winnings from this show to spruce themselves up. Good for them!

[CoachWristletJen]

I really like Coltie's cousin and his flower child wife. Their home looked warm and happy. And, at the end of the day, he's right. Larissa is out of his league and wants a green card.

My heart went out to Olga all alone in that bleak low-ceilinged delivery room! Glad the dude got permission to be in there with her. I'm rooting for these crazy kids. At least rooting for her and the baby to get to America to be raised among extended family and grandparents. He's holding up pretty well for a 19-year-old with no sense whatsoever. And again, she's a soldier. (They actually WALKED her down to get her C-section!!!!!) I think fatherhood might actually center him somewhat.

23 minutes ago, Lizzing said:

She was raised in an orphanage.  Just makes her story even sadder....though her tiny apartment is still levels better than Sgt. Bean Teeth's, seeing as how she's a pregnant 20 year old student, not a guy retired from 20 years in the US military.

Speaking of Eric, his teeth bug the ever living shit out of me.  The military's health plan covers dental work.  Hell, my father had dental work while on active duty during the Vietnam war in theater.  Surely Eric could have hit up a base facility at some point in those 20 years for a basic cleaning.  But clearly cleanliness isn't really his jam.  Leida is spoiled, but I probably would have cried at the prospect of living in those digs too. A twin bed? WTF? And I didn't even know inflatable couches were a thing.  Don't they have a Good Will around there?  Cheap couch + Fabreze + cheap slip cover from Target...if it worked on Trading Spaces, it could work here.

Mama Debbie's hair looked way better on the Live after show.  Not great, but much improved.  (Weirdly, so did Angela....looks like she was introduced to the concept of brush + mirror.)

When I see Eric's teeth, it makes me wonder about his drinking. Like, he works, comes home, drinks, and plays video games and has little room for any thing else.

Yes, his dental care is paid for but that means thinking about something else, scheduling some appointments and possibly even skipping work when the boss is already irritated because he's missed so much work from being hungover. He figures, forget it!

Just a theory.

[CoachWristletJen]

1 hour ago, Dance4Life said:

Hahahaha!  Leida is in America to become a doctor.  Good for her!  

 

Look at the family sacrificing Leida, too.  So, one day they can all come to America. ? 

 

Eric can help her but she is so wealthy she needs to help out financially.  That man is poor!

His kids need the financial support.

 

What is the deal with her own kid?  Did she go to school in Australia and came back with a kid?  She hasn’t mentioned his father at all. 

 

All she keeps saying. Providing for me and my son! ALL KIDS need providing for! Not just yours.

I get the impression that they do not want to live in the United States. The money they've amassed won't go nearly as far.  No big house that looks like a church inside, no round the clock servants, and they know that. 

I think they are really just checking out the full extent of their daughter's disastrous decision.  If they can't stop it, they can monitor it.

He catfished Leida big time and then told her, "You're making a mountain out of a molehill."

I get that this is wild, unsubstantiated speculation on my part, but when she was upset, there was something about the way he was staring off into space that made me think that he was thinking about drinking. Granted, a lot of men think about drinking when women fuss, but he was really thinking hard about it! Instead of trying to really help her through the situation like a prospective husband would, he just glazed over and snapped at her defensively a few times. Seems like textbook alkie, or just textbook jerk.

I mean he CAUSED the problem by deceiving her, and he was just hunkering down waiting for the problem to go away. He says he made him feel like sh%t, but I think it was just the screeching noise her voice made that made her feel that way.

And I get that she is spoiled, very much a product of overbearing parents in that type of culture. But he knew that! She didn't know this stuff about him! And at the end when she mentioned going back, he looked over and scowled/sneered at her. THAT got a reaction where her tears, not so much.

What happened to putting your arm around a woman when she's crying? He could have slid his folding chair over a little.

I get that she's spoiled and annoying at times, but you could see the full pressure the family puts on her in those tears. Dad's probably a very strong guy who wonders why the kids aren't turning out better.

[JasonH]

Natalie and her long gross line of cleavage got their 15 minutes. 

[Dance4Life]

5 minutes ago, CoachWristletJen said:

I get the impression that they do not want to live in the United States. The money they've amassed won't go nearly as far.  No big house that looks like a church inside, no round the clock servants, and they know that. 

I think they are really just checking out the full extent of their daughter's disastrous decision.  If they can't stop it, they can monitor it.

He catfished Leida big time and then told her, "You're making a mountain out of a molehill."

I get that this is wild, unsubstantiated speculation on my part, but when she was upset, there was something about the way he was staring off into space that made me think that he was thinking about drinking. Granted, a lot of men think about drinking when women fuss, but he was really thinking hard about it! Instead of trying to really help her through the situation like a prospective husband would, he just glazed over and snapped at her defensively a few times. Seems like textbook alkie, or just textbook jerk.

I mean he CAUSED the problem by deceiving her, and he was just hunkering down waiting for the problem to go away. He says he made him feel like sh%t, but I think it was just the screeching noise her voice made that made her feel that way.

And I get that she is spoiled, very much a product of overbearing parents in that type of culture. But he knew that! She didn't know this stuff about him! And at the end when she mentioned going back, he looked over and scowled/sneered at her. THAT got a reaction where her tears, not so much.

What happened to putting your arm around a woman when she's crying? He could have slid his folding chair over a little.

I get that she's spoiled and annoying at times, but you could see the full pressure the family puts on her in those tears. Dad's probably a very strong guy who wonders why the kids aren't turning out better.

I think we (the audience) are catfished every season. We have become cynical  viewers. We no longer feel  sympathy for any of them.  They all have their reasons for international online  dating and then looking the other way pretending everything is a fairy tale.   Both sides lie so much. Lol!

 

I don’t know anything about alcoholic and alcoholic behavior to the extent you are describing.  I believe you!  This dude claims 40!  He easily looks 50-55. His liver and kidneys are failing.

 

Leida is not spoiled. If she was spoiled she wouldn’t be there with Eric. She is a moocher! A spoiled person is showered with things that they are not expecting. A spoiled person is not above spoiling themselves, either. 

 

 Leida is not in a desperate position in the way someone is like Hazel.  Eric is musty, crusty and disgusting. 

 

 Leida is immature.  She is not matured enough to be a mother or a doctor.  Still trying to figure out how this doctor thing translates in America for her.  She is selfish and lazy.  She tells Eric not to support his children. She won’t carry her own suitcase. WTF?  Then she tells us she is going to be mean to the Ex-wife. 

 

Eric is nice to ex-wife.  FFS, he is not trying to fck her.  He is raising children with her!

 

What kind of attitude is that for a doctor??? I am not even sure I have seen Leida soothe her own son.

 

Love it when this Queen-wanna-be finally sees the castle she will be ruling! Hahahahahahahah!

 

My dad always told me one thing.  Keep EVERYTHING clean. Dirty house means Dirty ass! ? 

 

Am I the only one cringing every time Eric touches that little boy???  Leave that little boy alone! 

I am not a fan of ‘boyfriends’ touching so much on little kids they just met. If Eric cared about Alessandro he would have bought him a juice box to go with the cheesesteak sandwich split 4 ways. 

 

Next week I am eagerly waiting to see what happens for dinner time!  Eric and Leida are supposed to return to the parents Air BnB.   Eric has to feed Old + New family.

 

I wonder if he is picking up fried chicken and jumbo potato salad from the supermarket! 1 piece of chicken per person.  HAH! 

[Granny58]

Not done watching yet, but...

1.  Jonathan wants to show Fernanda how good NC can be, so takes her to SC? 

2.  Kalini QUITS HER JOB to spend time with her baby and baby daddy?  Must be nice!

3.  I don't like to comment on people's looks, but sheesh....Eric is haggard!

...more to follow

[Mothra]

13 hours ago, Morgalisa said:

There was something about Coltie holding the ramekin up to his face and eating that rubbed me the wrong way. I might eat a bowl of ice cream or something that way as a snack if I am away from the table, maybe on the sofa. If I eat at the table I will eat my meal with fork (and/or knife) and plate on the table.  Just me? Am I being too stuffy?

  When you have big tits, you have to hold the food closer to your mouth to avoid a mess on the maroon mountains' majesty.

[Granny58]

2 hours ago, Dance4Life said:

Eric can help her but she is so wealthy she needs to help out financially.  That man is poor!

It was naive that Leida's father hopes Eric will work hard and become prosperous.  He is supposedly 40 and that ship has sailed.  Unless he has a million dollar idea, he should already have been on that path.  Too late for him I think.  

[LaChavalina]

8 hours ago, Toaster Strudel said:

The producers set up the feuding sister wives to pretend to shop for a sofa at some depressing mall where, instead of beautifully staged, full living room displays, couches are crowded on the floor like horizontal Upholstery Tetris.

The first clue that you're visiting a crap furniture store is that they can't even manage to display their furniture effectively. What was that place? It looked like a cut-rate Rent-a-Center.

I kind of feel bad for Fernanda more than anything. She just isn't mature enough to be getting married, and I don't think she realizes that if she marries this guy this will be the rest of her life: Hanging out with his boring white bread friends, no more regular clubbing, two years of being his designated driver before they can even drink together, being away from her family months or years at a time, and probably getting pregnant in a few years and kissing her great body goodbye. A guy with more sense than Jonathan would see this and be willing to make real changes or let her go. He's a real estate agent and has family in Chicago, why wouldn't he consider moving there to be with her? She seems like she'd be a lot happier in a bigger area with a larger Latino population.

Agrees with the posters above on Steven and Olga. He won crazy points in my book for trying to be there and support her.

Can't we make some special visa category for Asuelu so he doesn't have to be here on a K-1? Maybe an Einstein visa for sexy moves and excellence in Polynesian dance? 

Leida's money-grubbing is disgusting. And for the 8 millionth time, none of this is how actual rich people would behave. That said, nice to see Eric following in the proud tradition of 90 Day Fiance partners who didn't bother to buy an appropriate bed before their SO showed up.

[Tallulahbaby]

Even Mr. Tallulahbaby is concerned for poor Asuelu.  His eyes get so full and watery, I start sniffling...he just wants to care for his little family!

What does Kalani keep telling my Asuelu he better behave? She needs too. She treats him like he is Ishi.

 

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8 hours ago, Toaster Strudel said:

Samoan Soap Opera

Time of death? 0557, PST.?

Leida, actress/model/aviator/dog whisperer/surgeon/grocery checker/etsy seller/choreographer/food critic. Needs to run. RUN, BITCH, RUN.

I cant stand her and her. Faux mothering, but Eric is a dirty, tiny toothed, man.

I saw that one picture he catfished her with. I even got fooled for 0.25 seconds.  The one where he was standing in the office. 

 

As an Labor and Delivery nurse, I was so proud how strong Olga was. ( my husband was like, " I dont think they offer epidurals there.) Steven is silly but i really like him. He steps up so far, more than any other fools on this show.

I cringe at Ashley's Live/laugh/love house. But at least it is clean. 

 

I loves me some Larissa. I dont know why, but I do. Coltee is so damn robotic and creepy.  I love that she said, " he thinks all latinas want to have sex all the time. We are suppose to shake out boobies and butt

 

Spoiler

 

 

She looked disgusted.  I wonder  what he makes her do. Or how bad he is.

[CoachWristletJen]

Leida sobbing about how she will have to scrub and clean like one of her maids back home.

Eric through sweaty closed eyes. "No, ya don't. My daughter will be here soon and she will help ya clean as long as ya don't kick her out." Still scamming!

[lucy711]

I would love to hear Eric's ex-wife spill some tea.  I want to know about their marriage, why it broke apart, how the co-parenting thing is going, and her take on the Leida situation.  That woman must have some stories to tell!

[CoachWristletJen]

6 minutes ago, lucy711 said:

I would love to hear Eric's ex-wife spill some tea.  I want to know about their marriage, why it broke apart, how the co-parenting thing is going, and her take on the Leida situation.  That woman must have some stories to tell!

Agreed! Too bad she's too darned noble to say anything negative about him. If only there was a pill we could give her to make her more like Angela temporarily.

Xanax?

[CoachWristletJen]

33 minutes ago, Tallulahbaby said:

 

I loves me some Larissa. I dont know why, but I do. Coltee is so damn robotic and creepy.  

 

She does it for me, too... even in that absurd onesie thing. ("I have a bit of a tummy, like Madonna when she did "Lucky Star," it's not the same thing.")

[Mambo Gladys]

If anyone else is wondering, I did a quick search on rentals in Baraboo. A person can get an 1,100 sqft, 2 bed, 2 bath apartment for $825 that is fairly new. Eric’s current hovel can’t be any more than $400/mo...so $200 after his minimum-wage daughter pays her half! What a clown. Where was he living when all his kids were under 18 and received his child support...a cardboard box? Since Leida is soooooo rich, can she not pay half the rent on a better place? She wants, wants, wants, but does not want to give. Zero sympathy for her and her bad eyebrows. Yep, I went there. Ms. Indoensia, my ass. 

 

I was Team Kalani until she said she quit her job. Why?! Does Asuelu need a 24/7 babysitter? If she wasn’t comfortable leaving baby Oliver with him while she was at work, she could take him to daycare or continue to do whatever she did with him before (Mom babysitting?) I feel bad for Asuelu. Family Kalani is not giving him a fair chance because of all the crap Kalani talked about him after her virginity loss. It takes two to tango and Kalani did that horizontal airport dance willingly on Samoa.