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40 minutes ago, GreatKazu said:

Neighbors is a good cover. Better than saying "we are Matt's friends".  Matt's friend, the one who helped with the flipping business was noted as "Matt's business partner".  MTV needs to step up their game and rather than have Amber's name appear on screen, it should read "Matt's stupid girlfriend"

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This would be a great title for this thread.

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2 hours ago, GreatKazu said:

My belief is, males think we want to see their penises because, unfortunately, many females make it clear they do want bigger which equates to better. How many times have you heard females talk about a man's penis size? You hear females point out the size of a man's feet and then say how big his penis must be. You hear females cackling on and on about needing a man with a bigger package. The same kind of shit that males say about females and how they look better with bigger tits and how sexier that is to them, the females say about guys and their dicks. 

To me, it is about the boat ride not the size of the ship. 

Shawn defended Farrah. I am impressed. His Twitter page mentions he has two sons. I don't see any mention of a wife. I might have missed it: 

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I agree....the it's how they use it.  If it's huge, and he doesn't know how to use it well, what's the point!!!  

 

You all are hilarious! I'm loving the posts.   I too refuse to look at Matts junk.  Eww. 

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Amber didn't have much to say about Farrah's porn until the whole fight, and her new besties being Cate and Maci... but I'd be curious if her and Matt did release a sex tape (I threw up just typing that) if that would cause her besties to turn on her or if things would take a hypocritical turn and everyone would be ok with it. Also I hope Klassy (with the k) is in the title.

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56 minutes ago, druzy said:

This would be a great title for this thread.

I will ask the mod. :) 

1 minute ago, leighroda said:

Amber didn't have much to say about Farrah's porn until the whole fight, and her new besties being Cate and Maci... but I'd be curious if her and Matt did release a sex tape (I threw up just typing that) if that would cause her besties to turn on her or if things would take a hypocritical turn and everyone would be ok with it. Also I hope Klassy (with the k) is in the title.

I hope she will make a porno just because it will make it interesting to see how Cate will respond. Fucking hypocrites. 

37 minutes ago, Snarky McSnarky said:

I did a reverse image search, and this was among the possible matches.

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LMAO

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21 hours ago, lilmarysunshine said:

Just to pile on the Matt hate - he is just a disgusting person.  Isn't that some kind of sexual harassment to suggest to a woman that she needs to perform sexually to keep him out of trouble?  I would think as the "talent" (not enough eyerolls for that) that he maybe holds a little sway and for him to suggest that ..... I know I'm reaching here but he's just a vile POS.  Who would go to that first?  I can see maybe "Please try to make sure that never airs."  But basically he says "if you need to suck someone off ...."  And Amber's a POS for 1. getting with him and 2. staying with him and 3. sticking up for him.  She is getting exactly what she deserves.  Her brother seems so normal.

 

16 hours ago, MissMel said:

Haha, yeah.  Tell me to go blow someone and I'll tell you to go blow them yourself.  He is disgusting.  And a user.  Amber might be willing to take it, doesn't mean anyone else is.  He's so gross.  

All this. If some guy I worked with told me to go give anyone sexual favors to cover his ass, you better believe I'd make sure whatever he was trying to cover up was out in the open. When he said that, Kerthy probably thought "oh you better belive I'm making sure we are air THAT" so everyone could see what a disgusting piece of shit he is.

9 hours ago, GreatKazu said:

Ladies, do you really think it is his penis? Could it be a stock photo penis that he keeps on his phone? Maybe he does have a distinguished mark or something on his penis and by using a stock photo image of another one he can then lie by saying it is not his penis because his has a blemish, wart, mark, or something on it. Eh, who am I kidding. This is Matt. He wouldn't be caught dead using a photo of another guy's penis. He thinks his penis is a gift to women. 

It has to be....because like you said, he probably thinks what he's working with is god's gift to women (news flash: it is so NOT). And if he was gonna find a stock photo to use, surely he'd pick one that looks better. 

Also, ewwwww. 

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Is porn for charity a thing? Because I feel like that could really broaden the whole fundraiser field. 

In all seriousness, if an adult chooses to work in the porn industry, as long as all participants consent and standard safety precautions are met, that's their business and I don't care what someone chooses to do... but to justify a porn video, especially after judging someone else (Farrah) and claiming you are a better person because you were offered and turned it down, by saying it's (in part) for charity just seems skeevy to me.  I can't put my finger on why it feels that way, my guess is the whole judgy part, because in theory someone who works in porn could also donate to charity, and it wouldn't be a big deal they aren't mutually exclusive, but for some reason porn for charity doesn't sit well with me... maybe that's just my issue.

Farrah responded and while she did it in true illiterate Farrah fashion, she did have a point, for people who have targeted her so much with hate, they sure do seem to jump on the same opportunities they tried to shame her for.

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So full disclosure, I have actually said "who do I have to blow to get (fill in the blank for what I want in that moment) BUT... 1) I am saying it for myself... not being told to do it by anyone else, especially a skeevy guy 2) I would only say it in the company of friends I know well, never anyone I work with or casual acquaintances 3) it's used ironically, hence point 2...it's funny because I'm generally quiet, and the last person many would expect something like that to come from.

On here I use crude language occasionally to make a point (case and point, yesterday I called Matt an "ass-roid") but in real life I probably wouldn't say that... I have what is often referred to as a "small voice" I'm 35, but I look 18, and sound 12 (I work in pediatrics so it works for me) so I resolved long ago to try to remain pg when it comes to language, I have no moral objection and in fact I love it when others cuss, I think some of the best people have potty mouths, but I don't because it sounds like a lame 12 yr old trying to be cool coming from me.

im not sure where I was going with that diatribe... I lost my train of thought, I think I'm just in a cloud of confusion at how Amber has twisted this all into being MTV's fault and Matt has walked away blame free. People above have pointed out that literally other public figures (I refuse to even equate this crew with celebrities) have had careers ruined for similar if not more minor things than what Matt has shown. It wasn't even one thing he did, it was a chain of bad decisions. I'm honestly intrigued by this whole situation. I don't see Matt as a likable person, from day one I got a skeevy vibe from him, so I don't understand how his bad behavior continuously gets swept under the rug, or explained away. 

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I don't get why his behavior was being swept under the rug, but it does look like now maybe it isn't quite as much (although plenty still is). He's apparently pissed the producers odd. As for when he called Bubby a f-ing f*****, I just CANNOT. There are two words I will never, never say: the N word and the six letter F word. And you better believe I'll teach my kids NEVER to say them & there will be hell to pay if they do. I also don't associate with people who use them. I stopped going to Perez Hilton's site after he called Will.I.Am the six letter F word years ago. NOPE. Matt is trash.

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Oh wait, eww - the HUGE Leah tattoo! She's going to do porn with Leah's little baby face right there? 

I can never feel good about Amber's decisions because she is mentally ill. She behaves badly, has become egotistical, angry, and boastful, but she's not well at all. Has she ever been alone in her life? Matt is now her creepy Svengali. She left home and went to Gary, then a string of loser boyfriends, then back to Gary, then prison bunkies, then Matt. I think she would completely fall apart alone. Geez at this point girlfriend might need inpatient care. 

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16 minutes ago, ginger90 said:

Yep, she's back on drugs. Confirmed. 

28 minutes ago, EmeraldGirl said:

Oh wait, eww - the HUGE Leah tattoo! She's going to do porn with Leah's little baby face right there? 

I think it's been removed with her recent abdominoplasties. 

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I haven't seen a reaction to the revealing of the side chic and d*ck pic. Has Amber forgiven him already?

I was looking at the timeline of those sexting messages and it was around Christmas. Which was the time Amber was in that weird Reindeer costume and Matt was in the grinch (rightfully). 

It was also during the being Matt show when Amber and the production was trying to show the viewers how great he really is lol. This asshat actually had his side chic at the dinner table at the restaurant as his family and friends saluted how great he and Amber are for each other. I feel sick. To watch the deceit play out and to see someone put on a strong act is creepy.

Then we have him on video saying "I will fake my love for her today but I'm done with that fucking psycho ass" (not verbatim) gives me chills up my spine. This dude has got to be the luckiest person to get away with the things he gets away with...I'm not even allowed to be in a bad mood without people getting on my ass because it's not my normal demeanor...not expected.

Amber...c'mom you've got to be serious. This will be the second cheating he's done to you (that you know about) and look at what he says behind your back.

You have been played by Matt, side chick and Jeff all along (Jeff has been covering up for Matt whenever he wanted to cheat on Amber - I read it on some article not sure about the validity) you can't be this forgiving....and now a porn????

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I feel like Farrah tried to do her porn "strategically", making it look like a "leaked" tape, ala Paris Hilton or Kim Kardashian.  That part didn't work out, but  I also think she got a lot of cash for it. 

I'm of two minds;  I try to be a "live & let live" type, and I think that consenting adults should do whatever they want with their lives and their bodies.  but I'm also a lapsed buffet-Roman Catholic who would not want my naked tiny top & big-ass hips out there doing God knows what, to answer to my deceased Gram & my mom & my nieces and my boy-child.

Definitely not for 85k, anyway

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2 hours ago, Calm81 said:

It was also during the being Matt show when Amber and the production was trying to show the viewers how great he really is lol. This asshat actually had his side chic at the dinner table at the restaurant as his family and friends saluted how great he and Amber are for each other. I feel sick. To watch the deceit play out and to see someone put on a strong act is creepy.

Oh snap!  That was her?bm14.thumb.JPG.d0e93c4a1f1e8eb03dc15823b95a635a.JPG

12 hours ago, CofCinci said:

By the way, Amber.  "Halfway house" is an antiquated term.  If she had a genuine interest, her verbiage would reflect.

Wait, what?  No snark here, just a serious question.  If it's not a halfway house, what is it?  

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16 hours ago, GreatKazu said:

I hope she will make a porno just because it will make it interesting to see how Cate will respond. Fucking hypocrites. 

I hope so too. Mark my words, there will be some kind of spin on it. How Amber's experience differs from Farrah's. Maybe it's classier porn? You know, if she wears her court heels.

 

1 hour ago, EmeraldGirl said:

@mattbept, don't do porn. You have the sex appeal of a school bus fire. Don't need to see you flop onto your comotose girl for 17 seconds.

Get this person on the forum now! They have a real way with words. 

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2 hours ago, Mr. Minor said:

If anyone wants to see Amber and Matt in a porn. Just picture in your mind a skeevy shitbag fucking a pig.

Matt doing Amber for Vivid $$ would fall under the bestiality category. 

1 hour ago, MissMel said:

Oh snap!  That was her?bm14.thumb.JPG.d0e93c4a1f1e8eb03dc15823b95a635a.JPG

Wait, what?  No snark here, just a serious question.  If it's not a halfway house, what is it?  

Didn't @CofCinci call this a few weeks ago? I seem to remember her mentioning the tattooed girl at the table being Matt's side piece. 

11 hours ago, ClassyCourtHeels said:

Will maci have to threaten to quit again if there are now two pornstars featured???

If she quits, how will she afford daycare which allows her to drink all damn day? 

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I hope so too. Mark my words, there will be some kind of spin on it. How Amber's experience differs from Farrah's. Maybe it's classier porn? You know, if she wears her court heels.

@ghoulina Unfortunately, Amber donated her classy court heels to Jenelle. She knew homegirl would put them to good use. 

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19 hours ago, Brooklynista said:

We need to put you in touch w some better penises. Some are quite enticing.

Then there's Matt. Nothing about him says he's walking around with a johnson worth seeing. Amber doesn't even give off vibes that shes interested in his privacy. And any man that sends me an unsolicited dick pic better be ready for me to shoot back a pic of a longer stronger dick.

 

20 hours ago, EmeraldGirl said:
21 hours ago, mamadrama said:

Be back soon. Have to go rinse my eyes with bleach. 

 

Penises are ugly to begin with, why do men always think we want to see them in pictures? But attach Matt's head and it's vomit territory. You're barking up the wrong tree, Vivid. 

Am I seriously the only one in here with an actual penis?!? Don't worry, little friend. You're all right by me. :-(

All seriousness, I always wondered what went through anyone's head when they looked at their dick-n-balls package and thought "I've got to share this, her mouth is going to just WATER when she sees this beauty." They are kind of weird looking. I sent my wife one and all i got back was a smiley face. I don't mean like right at this second, I didn't JUST do it. I did it a while ago. 

Guys? 

GUYS?!?!

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2 minutes ago, Uncle JUICE said:

 

Am I seriously the only one in here with an actual penis?!? Don't worry, little friend. You're all right by me. :-(

All seriousness, I always wondered what went through anyone's head when they looked at their dick-n-balls package and thought "I've got to share this, her mouth is going to just WATER when she sees this beauty." They are kind of weird looking. I sent my wife one and all i got back was a smiley face. I don't mean like right at this second, I didn't JUST do it. I did it a while ago. 

Guys? 

GUYS?!?!

lol

When I asked my husband to see the photo (I didn't want to see it), he laughed and said something similar. He then made a crack about Matt's pants and underwear being visible in the photo. Yeah, that's a sexy shot. We both laughed. I asked him if there were skid marks on the underwear. 

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29 minutes ago, GreatKazu said:

Matt doing Amber for Vivid $$ would fall under the bestiality category. 

Didn't @CofCinci call this a few weeks ago? I seem to remember her mentioning the tattooed girl at the table being Matt's side piece. 

If she quits, how will she afford daycare which allows her to drink all damn day? 

@ghoulina Unfortunately, Amber donated her classy court heels to Jenelle. She knew homegirl would put them to good use. 

Yes. Called it. You could see the attraction in her eyes. *barf*

 

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2 hours ago, poopchute said:

I would be very surprised to learn that Matt and Amber actually have sex. They don't seem attracted to each other at all.  Like Catelyn and Tyler. 

Yeah, Amber seems so low energy. Matt seems like the type that once he has you, he doesn't want you again. It's a game for him. 

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31 minutes ago, Uncle JUICE said:

 

Am I seriously the only one in here with an actual penis?!? Don't worry, little friend. You're all right by me. :-(

All seriousness, I always wondered what went through anyone's head when they looked at their dick-n-balls package and thought "I've got to share this, her mouth is going to just WATER when she sees this beauty." They are kind of weird looking. I sent my wife one and all i got back was a smiley face. I don't mean like right at this second, I didn't JUST do it. I did it a while ago. 

Guys? 

GUYS?!?!

It's probably because a bunch of us are moms.  It's one thing when your 4 year old thinks his penis is the best thing since Buzz Lightyear, it's a whole different thing when your 40 year old thinks that.  alien-toy-story-5.jpg

12 minutes ago, politichick said:

Gary, are you listening?

He's listening.  He's going to rent her a house after Matt cleans her out and leaves her busted.  

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38 minutes ago, MissMel said:

It's probably because a bunch of us are moms.  It's one thing when your 4 year old thinks his penis is the best thing since Buzz Lightyear, it's a whole different thing when your 40 year old thinks that.  

BUT I'M 41!!! It IS the best thing since Buzz Lightyear...that's the name of a vibrator, right?

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6 minutes ago, CaliforniaLove said:

He is a pathological liar and this proves it to me. He lets his true colors show and then has no way out other than to blame it on a fake drug problem. I am so disgusted.

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7 minutes ago, BXD said:

He is a pathological liar and this proves it to me. He lets his true colors show and then has no way out other than to blame it on a fake drug problem. I am so disgusted.

I agree.  That article is the biggest load of bullshit ever.   He was hitting all the points.   "Amber is very strict, he can never lie to Amber, total blackout" yet he KNOWS he never used around Leah.   Bitch, you can't have it both ways "total blackout" but still remember that part with exact clarity.   

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You know, the lack of accountability ALMOST makes developing a crippling drug dependency worth it, if you're a total douche on the inside. The Jersey Shore people are the first to do this: blame all abhorrent inhuman behavior on being blackout drunk, and the rest of them are like "Oh, yeah, duh, that makes it okay." I fucking hate people like this, it denigrates real recovering addicts and the struggles they go through. "I'm in recovery," said the asshole with numerous glasses of wine around in his TV show. "Stahtin' a sobah hoce!" Fuck you, dickhead. 

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1 minute ago, SuzWhat said:

I agree.  That article is the biggest load of bullshit ever.   He was hitting all the points.   "Amber is very strict, he can never lie to Amber, total blackout" yet he KNOWS he never used around Leah.   Bitch, you can't have it both ways "total blackout" but still remember that part with exact clarity.   

Exactly.  A perfect backfire would be for Gary to disallow visitations with Leah while Matt is "using."  

Also, I love how not a word of this so-called relapse was mentioned only three days ago on the after show.  

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5 minutes ago, Uncle JUICE said:

You know, the lack of accountability ALMOST makes developing a crippling drug dependency worth it, if you're a total douche on the inside. The Jersey Shore people are the first to do this: blame all abhorrent inhuman behavior on being blackout drunk, and the rest of them are like "Oh, yeah, duh, that makes it okay." I fucking hate people like this, it denigrates real recovering addicts and the struggles they go through. "I'm in recovery," said the asshole with numerous glasses of wine around in his TV show. "Stahtin' a sobah hoce!" Fuck you, dickhead. 

Yes.  I've noticed Amber also does this with depression.  Whenever Gary calls her out for not being available for Leah or skipping a weekend, Amber uses depression as an excuse and lashes out at him for his insensitivity to her "disease."  Meanwhile, she's either out of town, or getting plastic surgery, or just being lazy.

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