Amber: A Rill Woman Goes to Gel

[teapot]

15 hours ago, ghoulina said:

No, I'm fairly certain Shawn is married to a woman, and I think has kids? Matt explained that that word back home doesn't mean what it means today. Or something. No excuse for that kind of language, but I do not think he was trying to say anything about Bubby's sexuality. 

I grew up in 1980s New England and knew guys like Matt.  TBH, back *then*,  calling someone *that word* could have been synonymous with a-hole.  I don't agree with it, but for once, he wasn't lying.

I didn't quite understand why they didn't bring up the current drama on the Aftershow, but maybe they need to stay in show-timeline?  that must be difficult for them

Edited May 24, 2017 by teapot

[Cherry Cola]

1 hour ago, CofCinci said:

Leah was already at her mother's wedding.

 

Edited May 24, 2017 by Kimitria

[IgnoranceisBLISS]

16 hours ago, Brooklynista said:

But she's so dumb!! And Matt is smart enough to never gibe jer enough space to think. He's always right on top of her twisting that brain of hers. Every time she gets close to a  little clarity on who he really is, he's on it to right the ship back on his track. 

She definitely has to have blinders on. No, really!!! She is blind to his manipulative ways and blind to the fact that he is a very unattractive man running a total game on her. 

[IgnoranceisBLISS]

The Old College Try of redeeming Matt on the After Show was even worse than the try of redemption on Being Matt. Total FAIL!!

[ReadMeLattice]

On 5/23/2017 at 2:17 AM, EmeraldGirl said:

Only Amber played it like Carrie Bradshaw on ambien. 

You know how there's that fortune cookie game where you say "...in bed" after the fortune? With everything Amber does, you could play the same game, except ending with "...on Ambien."

And Matt, "that word" just means "motherfucker" to some people because anything associated with homosexuality is considered negative. Just like words like "r*******" or racially motivated slurs are used to describe people outside of their initial intended demographics...*because of how badly people already thought about people in those groups.* HELLOoooo.

Edited May 24, 2017 by Lm2162

[butterbody]

http://www.allaboutthetea.com/2017/05/24/amber-portwoods-fiance-matt-baier-caught-cheating-with-cancer-mom/

Juicy.

[ClassyCourtHeels]

46 minutes ago, butterbody said:

http://www.allaboutthetea.com/2017/05/24/amber-portwoods-fiance-matt-baier-caught-cheating-with-cancer-mom/

Juicy.

Totally not shocking and completely believable 

 

I like how he basically raped a chick he (and Amber) was using to sell some sob and redemption story. You know that's why they picked her. Look at us helping some cancer survivor. We're great people. 

 

Too bad he ruined it with what is likely rape and a dick pic. Typical Matt. 

Edited May 24, 2017 by ClassyCourtHeels

[IgnoranceisBLISS]

46 minutes ago, butterbody said:

http://www.allaboutthetea.com/2017/05/24/amber-portwoods-fiance-matt-baier-caught-cheating-with-cancer-mom/

The fact that he had this chick around Amber and his family is super shady!! If Amber makes up an excuse for this I will no longer have any empathy for her at all!

[SuzWhat]

On the plus side, Shelly Winters looked GREAT on the aftershow...

[CofCinci]

I'm really ashamed at myself for clicking on Matt's dick pic.  I figured it was magical because so many women have lost their minds around it but I didn't see anything special.

Listening to the recorded conversation: "You can tell Amber tomorrow that we fucked, it's not going to make any difference."
Yep, it really won't make difference at this point.  Amber is so mind-fucked by Matt.

Edited May 24, 2017 by CofCinci

[GreatKazu]

At this point, what more is there that could possibly make Matt look worse? We already knew about the previous rape allegation. We know all the shit he has done that has been confirmed and yet, Amber is still with him. Wasn't it enough that he dismissed ever having kids to suddenly being forced to admit he has at least 9 children with 7 different women. Amber choosing Matt over Leah long ago. Missing so much visitation with her own flesh and blood. No shame in my game. I detest Amber. My empathy left so loooooong ago. 

[CofCinci]

1 minute ago, GreatKazu said:

At this point, what more is there that could possibly make Matt look worse?

Seriously.

In the first recorded clip, it sounds like Matt is ordering Tiffany to break up with "Fat Boy"(Jeff) for him if she wants her tattoo shop money.

[Mambo Gladys]

I don't think this has been mentioned but when confronted about the "blow" comment to Kerthy, Matt said he was joking. I could see how that could be said in a joking manner to someone you had a good relationship with, HOWEVER, he was definitely not joking. He was serious as shit and I doubt he and Kerthy are good enough pals to exchange a joke like that. 

Edited May 24, 2017 by saratothej

[butterbody]

1 hour ago, SuzWhat said:

On the plus side, Shelly Winters looked GREAT on the aftershow...

Will you please be my bestie?

[leighroda]

3 hours ago, teapot said:

I grew up in 1980s New England and knew guys like Matt.  TBH, back *then*,  calling someone *that word* could have been synonymous with a-hole.  I don't agree with it, but for once, he wasn't lying.

I didn't quite understand why they didn't bring up the current drama on the Aftershow, but maybe they need to stay in show-timeline?  that must be difficult for them

I would say maybe we could make that word Matts nick name since it's not a big deal to him... but that would be an insult to that word.

[teapot]

3 minutes ago, leighroda said:

I would say maybe we could make that word Matts nick name since it's not a big deal to him... but that would be an insult to that word.

and we would never insult the LGBQT community by associating that a-wipe w/anything associated with them!!

[mamadrama]

Be back soon. Have to go rinse my eyes with bleach. 

[CofCinci]

I was expecting scars from burned off warts on this penis or a small biohazard sign. 

[GreatKazu]

Thanks ladies for taking one for the team. I made my husband look at the photo. I just couldn't do it. Believe me, I am no prude. I have seen plenty of dicks to last me a lifetime. I have clicked on previous dick pics just so I could enjoy a good laugh. The thing about Matt is, looking at him so much on this show is all I can bear. 

Ladies, do you really think it is his penis? Could it be a stock photo penis that he keeps on his phone? Maybe he does have a distinguished mark or something on his penis and by using a stock photo image of another one he can then lie by saying it is not his penis because his has a blemish, wart, mark, or something on it. Eh, who am I kidding. This is Matt. He wouldn't be caught dead using a photo of another guy's penis. He thinks his penis is a gift to women.

Shit! Never have I ever posted the words "dick" and "penis" so much in my life! 

[Mischievious]

10 minutes ago, GreatKazu said:

Thanks ladies for taking one for the team. I made my husband look at the photo. I just couldn't do it. Believe me, I am no prude. I have seen plenty of dicks to last me a lifetime. I have clicked on previous dick pics just so I could enjoy a good laugh. The thing about Matt is, looking at him so much on this show is all I can bear. 

Ladies, do you really think it is his penis? Could it be a stock photo penis that he keeps on his phone? Maybe he does have a distinguished mark or something on his penis and by using a stock photo image of another one he can then lie by saying it is not his penis because his has a blemish, wart, mark, or something on it. Eh, who am I kidding. This is Matt. He wouldn't be caught dead using a photo of another guy's penis. He thinks his penis is a gift to women.

Shit! Never have I ever posted the words "dick" and "penis" so much in my life! 

You could do a google reverse image search. That thing works wonders. As much as I love you all, I have my limits on what I will do and I am not even willing to look at the picture. Lol

[ReadMeLattice]

2 hours ago, GreatKazu said:

At this point, what more is there that could possibly make Matt look worse? We already knew about the previous rape allegation. We know all the shit he has done that has been confirmed and yet, Amber is still with him. Wasn't it enough that he dismissed ever having kids to suddenly being forced to admit he has at least 9 children with 7 different women. Amber choosing Matt over Leah long ago. Missing so much visitation with her own flesh and blood. No shame in my game. I detest Amber. My empathy left so loooooong ago. 

I don't say this lightly: Amber is 100% one of those people who would deny it if Matt (god forbid) was found to have abused her child in some way. She would pretend to "get mad" at first and then she would whip up a story about Gary trying to screw over her precious Matt. 

[GreatKazu]

7 hours ago, ginger90 said:

An audience member comments on the after show. (Matt didn't remember until he saw the clip. He needs a neurologist,  and a proctologist)

http://www.theashleysrealityroundup.com/2017/05/23/audience-member-tells-all-amber-portwood-matt-baiers-teen-mom-og-after-show-what-you-didnt-see-on-tv-exclusive/

Wow. So Shawn and Matt were all acting like buddies? You'd be hard pressed to see me acting nice towards anyone who called me a f*ggot. Hell, if Matt ever told me to go give a blow-job to someone in order to cover his ass, he would have found himself in the unemployment line because I would have stopped production right then and there and filed a complaint against Matt and would have filed one against MTV if he remained an employee. 

Interesting read from the audience member. Sure, Amber at your claim you have other job offers. From whom? TLC? Are they planning a special episode called My Addiction: Slimy Matt Edition?

Just now, Lm2162 said:

I don't say this lightly: Amber is 100% one of those people who would deny it if Matt (god forbid) was found to have abused her child in some way. She would pretend to "get mad" at first and then she would whip up a story about Gary trying to screw over her precious Matt. 

Most definitely. No doubt she'd take Matt's word over her own child. As it is, she takes him over her anyways. 

4 minutes ago, Mischievious said:

You could do a google reverse image search. That thing works wonders. As much as I love you all, I have my limits on what I will do and I am not even willing to look at the picture. Lol

I won't click on the link so how could I do a Google reverse image in the first place? lol 

[ghoulina]

I think Bubby plays friendly with Matt to keep Amber safe. He knows Amber isn't going to leave him until she's good and ready (if ever), and also that if Matt is mad at HIM (or anyone), he'll take it out on her. I can't say I blame him. 

[AmyFarrahFowler]

45 minutes ago, GreatKazu said:

Thanks ladies for taking one for the team. I made my husband look at the photo. I just couldn't do it. Believe me, I am no prude. I have seen plenty of dicks to last me a lifetime. I have clicked on previous dick pics just so I could enjoy a good laugh. The thing about Matt is, looking at him so much on this show is all I can bear. 

Ladies, do you really think it is his penis? Could it be a stock photo penis that he keeps on his phone? Maybe he does have a distinguished mark or something on his penis and by using a stock photo image of another one he can then lie by saying it is not his penis because his has a blemish, wart, mark, or something on it. Eh, who am I kidding. This is Matt. He wouldn't be caught dead using a photo of another guy's penis. He thinks his penis is a gift to women.

Shit! Never have I ever posted the words "dick" and "penis" so much in my life! 

Those were m thoughts too. If it's his dick I want his face attached to it.

[LotusFlower]

Apparently, the "other offer" is another porn flick with Vivid:

http://www.tmz.com/2017/05/24/amber-portwood-meets-vivid-steven-hirsch-porn/?adid=hero5

[EmeraldGirl]

What the hell is wrong with these women?! Matt has zero game. He's ugly as hell. He's mean and creepy. He's a gross mush mouth. Jesus, he makes Gary look like Brad Pitt (woops maybe not. Brad has his own issues). Why would anyone want to cheat with him? Because he says things like, "Amber can't drive a corvette in the winter, so I (I ?!  Ha) ran out and bought her a Cadillac." ?

Something is wrong with this whole story. Are Annette and Wayne legit, or is Matt paying them for - something - I don't know. Drugs? Gaslighting Amber and adding ambien to her coffee to keep her in the dark? It's weird and creepy. 

Amber and Bubby are weird together. Why does every other word have to be bleeped in their world? I remember Gary way way back telling Amber to watch her mouth around "the daughter". That term always made me laugh. 

Bubby is a bit of a "If you don't like America get out!!" guy. True story, I saw it on his twitter. But that's neither here nor there. I don't like that he seems oblivious to what's going on here. Amber had to tell us that he killed people so he doesn't give a crap about anything. Oh Lord, this is just tooo crazy (I cannot look away). 

ETA: cough, choke, cough ... porn?!! I know Amber was the least judgmental about Farrah's tape. She decided to hate her after the phone call and Simon's shenanigans. But holy hell - porn?! Oh poor poor Leah. Amber is mentally ill, but Matt can hold down a job and support them. Hell, Amber can get herself together and do ... something. Please God tell me it's not a video with Annette and Wayne!

Edited May 24, 2017 by EmeraldGirl

[poeticlicensed]

21 minutes ago, LotusFlower said:

Apparently, the "other offer" is another porn flick with Vivid:

http://www.tmz.com/2017/05/24/amber-portwood-meets-vivid-steven-hirsch-porn/?adid=hero5

Brain bleach ASAP! Just the thought makes me nauseated. So is the "other offer" just for Amber to do porn or for both of them to do it together? I could easily see Matt pimping out Amber, and I can also imagine Matt thinks he's such a god that women will pay to watch him. Either way, it's disgusting. And sad to see how low Amber will go. 

Edited May 24, 2017 by poeticlicensed

[CofCinci]

Say what you will about Farrah but she has work ethic and applied that to her porn. It was awkward but she did try. Amber is lazy as fuck. She will lay motionless on the same bed that she sits in all day, runs her "three businesses" on, and uses as a table for Chipotle and Burger King dinner. What a boring porn. Plus, Matt is such a narcissist that he probably screws in front of a mirror and watches himself in the reflection.  Will people actually purchase their porn?  I'm not going to lie, if clips are online or if it's free on PornHub, I might check out a few seconds of it just because I'm curious and want to snark on it with you all.  I'm not pulling out my Rabbit or my credit card and I can't imagine other people will pay for their movie. 

[LotusFlower]

5 minutes ago, poeticlicensed said:

Brain bleach ASAP! Just the though makes me nauseated. So is the "other offer" just for Amber to do porn or for both of them to do it together? I could easily see Matt pimping our Amber, and I can also imagine Matt thinks he's such a god that women will pay to watch him. Either way, it's disgusting. And sad to see how low Amber will go. 

Will they sign her even though she's, um, fat?  Or is celebrity all that matters?  I question whether either side will go through with it.  Amber is as trashy as the lot of them, but she tries so hard to be "haute" and "classy," and this would certainly put the kibosh on that.  Plus, she's basically joining the ranks of Farrah and her porn career, who's kinda turned into her arch-nemesis, so it would be weird.  

From MTV's perspective, would they be ok with it?  It's not like they can prevent it since Farrah did her tape and is still in the biz, but they fired her at first because of it, and even though they reconsidered, I'm sure they don't want to see a trend happening.

[EmeraldGirl]

Farrah is the only one with brick and mortar businesses. That doesn't guarantee that they'll make it, but it's a lot more legit. 

So Amber has the boutique, "house flipping", and what? These three mystery businesses that help buy Cadillacs. 

Penises are ugly to begin with, why do men always think we want to see them in pictures? But attach Matt's head and it's vomit territory. You're barking up the wrong tree, Vivid. 

[GreatKazu]

37 minutes ago, LotusFlower said:

Apparently, the "other offer" is another porn flick with Vivid:

http://www.tmz.com/2017/05/24/amber-portwood-meets-vivid-steven-hirsch-porn/?adid=hero5

But Amber, remember these lovely words you yelled about Farrah when Dr. Drew asked you about her:

"And she was SELLING HER VAGINA while I was gone." 

Pot meet kettle. 

@EmeraldGirl I think Annette, and what is her husband's name? Frankie? Whatever. I think they are Matt's friends. He is sharing money with them at times, but by bringing them on the show, they get paid a small amount. They are surely not Amber's friends. Matt only keeps people around that he knows or he is connected with. I might be in the minority, but as cute as Annette may be, if she is a friend of Matt's, I question her and her husband. 

Edited May 24, 2017 by GreatKazu

[poeticlicensed]

10 minutes ago, EmeraldGirl said:

Penises are ugly to begin with, why do men always think we want to see them in pictures?

This is the eternal question.  

[GreatKazu]

My belief is, males think we want to see their penises because, unfortunately, many females make it clear they do want bigger which equates to better. How many times have you heard females talk about a man's penis size? You hear females point out the size of a man's feet and then say how big his penis must be. You hear females cackling on and on about needing a man with a bigger package. The same kind of shit that males say about females and how they look better with bigger tits and how sexier that is to them, the females say about guys and their dicks. 

To me, it is about the boat ride not the size of the ship. 

Shawn defended Farrah. I am impressed. His Twitter page mentions he has two sons. I don't see any mention of a wife. I might have missed it: 

[SuzWhat]

3 hours ago, butterbody said:

Will you please be my bestie?

I'm all yours!

[leighroda]

1 hour ago, GreatKazu said:

Thanks ladies for taking one for the team. I made my husband look at the photo. I just couldn't do it. Believe me, I am no prude. I have seen plenty of dicks to last me a lifetime. I have clicked on previous dick pics just so I could enjoy a good laugh. The thing about Matt is, looking at him so much on this show is all I can bear. 

Ladies, do you really think it is his penis? Could it be a stock photo penis that he keeps on his phone? Maybe he does have a distinguished mark or something on his penis and by using a stock photo image of another one he can then lie by saying it is not his penis because his has a blemish, wart, mark, or something on it. Eh, who am I kidding. This is Matt. He wouldn't be caught dead using a photo of another guy's penis. He thinks his penis is a gift to women.

Shit! Never have I ever posted the words "dick" and "penis" so much in my life! 

Lol, I'm a nurse, so I've seen plenty, and I'm not really bothered by most anatomy, but I'm with you, I'm going to sit this one out.

[CofCinci]

35 minutes ago, EmeraldGirl said:

Farrah is the only one with brick and mortar businesses. That doesn't guarantee that they'll make it, but it's a lot more legit. 

So Amber has the boutique, "house flipping", and what? These three mystery businesses that help buy Cadillacs. 

The third business may have been this tattoo parlour that is referenced in the calls to Matt's sidepiece. Unsure if it got off the ground though. 

[Snarky McSnarky]

16 minutes ago, leighroda said:

Lol, I'm a nurse, so I've seen plenty, and I'm not really bothered by most anatomy, but I'm with you, I'm going to sit this one out.

This will give you an idea...

[MissMel]

???

[CofCinci]

Too large of a mushroom cartoon.

 

[Soobs]

So this tattoo artist says that Matt came to her room and had sex with her without asking and she froze. How is this not sexual assault? Even if she sexted with him and "hooked up for 45 seconds" on another day afterwards, it's still rape. Jeebus.

When Amber went to prison, most people are spending that time growing, learning (either college or real world experiences), having relationships etc.. She's horribly stunted emotionally and there will be an endless parade of people wanting to use her and drain her until she does some work on herself. Of course the Mtv gravy train isn't forcing her to.

This show used to be an escape, like junk food, but these days it's making me kind of sick. 

[gunderda]

1 hour ago, GreatKazu said:

 

@EmeraldGirl I think Annette, and what is her husband's name? Frankie? Whatever. I think they are Matt's friends. He is sharing money with them at times, but by bringing them on the show, they get paid a small amount. They are surely not Amber's friends. Matt only keeps people around that he knows or he is connected with. I might be in the minority, but as cute as Annette may be, if she is a friend of Matt's, I question her and her husband. 

I think they said they were their neighbors at the other house before they moved to the 'fancy' neighborhood

[Brooklynista]

1 hour ago, EmeraldGirl said:

 

Penises are ugly to begin with, why do men always think we want to see them in pictures? 

We need to put you in touch w some better penises. Some are quite enticing.

Then there's Matt. Nothing about him says he's walking around with a johnson worth seeing. Amber doesn't even give off vibes that shes interested in his privacy. And any man that sends me an unsolicited dick pic better be ready for me to shoot back a pic of a longer stronger dick.

Edited May 24, 2017 by Brooklynista

[ghoulina]

When she said they hooked up before for "45 seconds", she also said something about Matt apologizing. Is she trying to insinuate he had a premature launch?

[MaggieG]

Thank you to everyone who took one for the team by looking at Matt's dick pic. I can barely look at his face, let alone his... I can't even think it! He grosses me out too much 

[ClassyCourtHeels]

13 minutes ago, ghoulina said:

When she said they hooked up before for "45 seconds", she also said something about Matt apologizing. Is she trying to insinuate he had a premature launch?

Guess he is a two pump chump. 

[TresGatos]

20 hours ago, ginger90 said:

"If ANYONE think that's a derogatory term against homsexuality it's not. "

Wtf is with him? Who the hell does he think he is? MTV,  dump him, Amber apparently won't.

Riiiiiiiiight...everybody knows its a slur against Harley riders.

[CaliforniaLove]

Maybe he was referring to Bubby as a British cigarette?

[GreatKazu]

36 minutes ago, gunderda said:

I think they said they were their neighbors at the other house before they moved to the 'fancy' neighborhood

Neighbors is a good cover. Better than saying "we are Matt's friends".  Matt's friend, the one who helped with the flipping business was noted as "Matt's business partner".  MTV needs to step up their game and rather than have Amber's name appear on screen, it should read "Matt's stupid girlfriend". 

5 minutes ago, CaliforniaLove said:

Maybe he was referring to Bubby as a British cigarette?

lol  If Matt were smart, he would have only said "f**", and then he could have used that as an excuse. But he said "f*****" and that is not the same as the British cigarettes. 

Now that I think about it, Matt should be calling Amber "f**". The definition of f** is to be tired or weary of labor; an unwelcome task. Shit, in that case Cate, Tyler, and Leah should also be called f**. http://www.dictionary.com/browse/f**

40 minutes ago, Brooklynista said:

We need to put you in touch w some better penises. Some are quite enticing.

Then there's Matt. Nothing about him says he's walking around with a johnson worth seeing. Amber doesn't even give off vibes that shes interested in his privacy. And any man that sends me an unsolicited dick pic better be ready for me to shoot back a pic of a longer stronger dick.

Word to your entire post. Especially the part about some penises being quite enticing. :) 

[CaliforniaLove]

I clicked. I'm a lesbian, but never more so than in that moment. 

[MissMel]

I'm not but I accidentally saw it.  My eyes are dying.  Slowly.  I'll pass the bleach....