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My own theory is that Amber is the one on a drug relapse controlled by Matt to get her completely under his control. He prompted her to get all that plastic surgery to look like Marilyn Monroe. How did she get through all that without massive pain meds. She just seems like she's so medicated that she floats back and forth from the bed at noon to the couch. She has no joy or desire to spend time with Leah Leanne. Matt does all the driving.

Her speech on the After Shows is so calm and monotone, and we're talking some hot topics here, but it's all mellow, she forgives him, blah blah.  She reminds me of Anna Nicole.

Now Matt wants her to do porn and she's ok with meeting the Vivid people. What kind of drugs does it take for Amber to perform sex acts in front of a camera.  Matt knows he's got an addict that might do anything he wants for drugs. Porn might just be his next big money scheme at Amber's expense, and she's too messed up to get smart to him or do anything about it.

Matt is a bad dude, and I don't mean bad ass. He's a sicko, and given the new-found funds at his disposal, he's downright scary!

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I haven't listened to the Brandi Glanville podcast but it seems to read like that after the word some, and just before she says she isn't naive, she is saying, you think I'm going to be with some..." the word "pussy" seems to be missing while I suspect it's there in the podcast, which, if I'm right, just shows how deeply Amber has internalized misogyny. She references "everything I've been through" as to why he doesn't want to be with a "pussy" because she's a "bad ass motherfucker," just like Matt is a "bad ass motherfucker" and we all know they are bad ass motherfuckers because they drive a Corvette, and collect Rock-n-Roll memorabilia, and fly off to Vegas, and live in Geist, baby.

I truly hope this Vivid talk is just a distraction. I feel so sorry for poor, innocent, little Leah. Amber is an idiot to think she wouldn't be teased if Matt and Amber released a sex tape and that somehow Amber could control the narrative so that Leah finds out under Amber's terms when Leah is somehow "old enough" to deal with it? The woman is a craven moron. Just the fact that its in the media and being discussed ups the probability that Leah will get teased on top of the stuff already there with her mom going to jail and Amber's struggles with drugs and just the gross stuff that's been televised about Amber and Matt. It's just cruel.

Amber is putting it out there that if she releases some sort of sex tape it would be good "business" and she thinks she could make "millions." How could this possibly be good for her actual "business," Forever Verwildret, or whatever it is, Terre Haute Chic? Does she really think a sex tape, or even talk of a sex tape, is good for business? Even after the Kardashians sunk Sears? (I know they really didn't sink Sears, but still).

And then there is the ridiculous notion that she would use her cooch millions to start a string of rehab facilities, or halfway houses, or sober living houses, is just ridiculous. Are they going to be places where you can be "sober" and still drink alcohol? If Amber really had any intentions of helping fellow addicts she should have done something to give her one shred of credibility: take some classes, get a certificate, volunteer at a shelter, something, but no, just some grandiose plans she dreamed up while stewing in her own couch juices and watching Adult Swim at 2 a.m. No different than my saying that when I hit the Powerball, with the Powerplay, our county will have an animal shelter fit for the Queen's Corgis. 

Poor Leah.

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4 hours ago, BXD said:

I have to agree with the people on Twitter that this whole adult film and drug relapse thing is just a distraction from the cheating accusations from earlier this week. I have two questions about this alleged "drug relapse" though....1. Do painkillers make you black out to the point where you are 100% functional you just "can't remember" all the horrible things you are doing (like Norman Bates! <3 Bates Motel <3) ?? and 2. Doesn't a drug relapse storyline make him look SO MUCH worse than if he just fessed up to being really angry that day?

In my experience, excess painkillers make people sleepy and they conk out. "Nodding" is a big thing with them and it's kind of this half awake/half asleep sensation. I don't know about cocaine or heroin. Those might make you "blackout" and do shit you don't remember. I've watched a lot of INTERVENTION, however, and that doesn't seem to be a problem for those folks. 

Matt looked perfectly fine in those scenes. None of his actions or words indicated failed sobriety to me. 

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4 hours ago, CaliforniaLove said:

Matt doesn't need rehab. Matt needs to be locked in a room with Vicki Gunvalson, and she needs to scream "liarface!" at him until he finally cracks & admits what a scumfuck he is. 

Or he knocks HER out. I wouldn't mind if they both simultaneously killed each other. (sorrynotsorry)

 

3 hours ago, GreatKazu said:

Even though the majority of us believe Matt is lying about any relapse, the point is he put that out there and that is enough for Gary to at least be concerned about future visitations.

Yup. I think the relapse, AND any supposed past addiction, is a load of bull. But...since he wants to paint that picture, let Gary make an issue of it. Go right the fuck ahead. 

20 minutes ago, mamadrama said:

Matt looked perfectly fine in those scenes. None of his actions or words indicated failed sobriety to me. 

Agreed. I've never seen him look loopy, out of it, bug-eyed - like ol Rhiiiiine. He always just looks like he's barely containing his anger or concocting his next scheme. And like he needs a bath. ALWAYS. 

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Or he knocks HER out. I wouldn't mind if they both simultaneously killed each other. (sorrynotsorry)

And I'm not sorry that I agree, but only if their funeral processions include Vicki's coffin being driven to the cemetery not in a Hearse, but in a FAAAAAAAAAAMILY VAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN, and Matt can just get strapped to the top of his sweet Corvette a la Aunt Edna in Vacation. 

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Nah, I call bullshit on the angry rager having a blackout on opioids. I've been on and off stuff for years (migraines, nerve disorder - never an Intervention episode!). Sleepy, high as a kite, mellow ... I've never even been angry. Amber used to turn into the Hulk - but I suspect that was when she couldn't get her stuff. 

There's a pic floating out there somewhere of Amber in that wedding gown. Her pupils are huge. Where's Dr. Drew and his magic flashlight when you need him.

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1 hour ago, ginger90 said:

Amber mentioned Kim Kardashian West (scroll down a bit)

https://mobile.twitter.com/AmberLPortwood/status/867982923772723201?p=v

A lot of what Amber says and tweets, come off reading like Matt speak. She is either parroting what he is saying or he is posting on her behalf. I have a feeling Matt has influenced Amber to believe she can be like Kim Kardashian. 

Haha the hypocrisy knows no bounds. Here is what Porky had to say about Kim Kardashian back in 2011: http://www.nydailynews.com/entertainment/gossip/kim-kardashian-slams-teen-mom-making-teen-pregnancy-trendy-star-amber-portwood-fires-back-article-1.152391

"Last time I checked, Kim Kardashian had a sex tape floating around on the Internet and I'm pretty sure she made a lot of money off of it," Amber Portwood told E! News. "She made a sex tape when she was younger and she wants to bash the girls on 'Teen Mom'?"

So, she has now bashed Farrah and Kim Kardashian for making a sex tape. She has sat there Miss High (literally) and Mighty passing judgments on both of them. 

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At least Farrah sort of embraces the sex thing. Doesn't she show up at porn awards, etc.? And she endorses sex products - not to mention making over her entire body to look like a porn star. What's Miss Anderson, Indiana going to do? She's totally going to have a barn setting with farm animals running in and out. 

The hilarious Twitter guy scores another one -

Every one of @mattbEPT's photos looks like the mugshot of someone that snuck into a zoo to fuck a zebra. #TeenMomOG

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Wayne. And they actually had real family there - yet AMBER walked her down the aisle? I hope there was a do-over without Matt and his dirty drooly mouth. And the gal who probably paid for it all. 

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I'm going to guess that they're not going to shoot a full-length porn like Farrah. They most likely captured some sex on their phones and will sell that. A BJ; shots of her new breasts; and 45-seconds of Boston-style missionary sex. 

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Farrah made "millions" off her sex tape, but didn't she have sex with a well-known porn star?  Whereas Amber will be filmed having sex with....Matt.  Does she seriously think this is going to make her a millionaire?

She is so delusional.

Or high.

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3 hours ago, TresGatos said:

I haven't listened to the Brandi Glanville podcast but it seems to read like that after the word some, and just before she says she isn't naive, she is saying, you think I'm going to be with some..." the word "pussy" seems to be missing while I suspect it's there in the podcast, which, if I'm right, just shows how deeply Amber has internalized misogyny. She references "everything I've been through" as to why he doesn't want to be with a "pussy" because she's a "bad ass motherfucker," just like Matt is a "bad ass motherfucker" and we all know they are bad ass motherfuckers because they drive a Corvette, and collect Rock-n-Roll memorabilia, and fly off to Vegas, and live in Geist, baby.

I truly hope this Vivid talk is just a distraction. I feel so sorry for poor, innocent, little Leah. Amber is an idiot to think she wouldn't be teased if Matt and Amber released a sex tape and that somehow Amber could control the narrative so that Leah finds out under Amber's terms when Leah is somehow "old enough" to deal with it? The woman is a craven moron. Just the fact that its in the media and being discussed ups the probability that Leah will get teased on top of the stuff already there with her mom going to jail and Amber's struggles with drugs and just the gross stuff that's been televised about Amber and Matt. It's just cruel.

Amber is putting it out there that if she releases some sort of sex tape it would be good "business" and she thinks she could make "millions." How could this possibly be good for her actual "business," Forever Verwildret, or whatever it is, Terre Haute Chic? Does she really think a sex tape, or even talk of a sex tape, is good for business? Even after the Kardashians sunk Sears? (I know they really didn't sink Sears, but still).

And then there is the ridiculous notion that she would use her cooch millions to start a string of rehab facilities, or halfway houses, or sober living houses, is just ridiculous. Are they going to be places where you can be "sober" and still drink alcohol? If Amber really had any intentions of helping fellow addicts she should have done something to give her one shred of credibility: take some classes, get a certificate, volunteer at a shelter, something, but no, just some grandiose plans she dreamed up while stewing in her own couch juices and watching Adult Swim at 2 a.m. No different than my saying that when I hit the Powerball, with the Powerplay, our county will have an animal shelter fit for the Queen's Corgis. 

Poor Leah.

Thank goodness Gary married Kristina, she is a great Mom to Leah. Imagine if Kristina was not part of Leah's everyday life! She has a real family there, with siblings, Gary and Kristina, who is more of a mom to her than Amber could ever dream of being!

Matt is so greasy, even his tiny peeny looks greasy.

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I really hope Matt's "book" flops so badly that he has another angry "relapse" due to the embarrassment of having zilch sales. 

Please, oh mighty gods, don't let people be stupid enough to buy his memoir to inflate his already disgustingly inflated ego - please!!!

I'm expecting him to sell at least a couple thousand copies due to curious folks that can't help but be curious but other than that I really hope it bombs - like his special "being Matt" bombed but to the 10th degree.

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29 minutes ago, LotusFlower said:

Farrah made "millions" off her sex tape, but didn't she have sex with a well-known porn star?  Whereas Amber will be filmed having sex with....Matt.  Does she seriously think this is going to make her a millionaire?

She is so delusional.

Or high.

She filmed the porn with James Deen.  Even though the guy is a scumbag, he has a major following with women who watch porn.  I remember seeing something a while ago that claims a major of the porn hub views (like 41,000,000+) are from women.  There are no women searching for Matt porn - not even the woman who lives with him wants to sleep with him.

$85,000 is being reported in the blogs. How is that even close to $1 Million?  It's not even 1/10th. 

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I cannot believe I even contemplated my next sentence, but I would watch Farrah's sex tape anytime before Matt and Ambers... I think Farrah was much prettier before she got all the surgery, but her body is still in much better shape than Amber's... plus she did hers with an actual established porn star so it's 2 reasonably good looking people... what do Matt and Amber really have to offer? I've seen more of Matt than I would ever like on his book cover, there is no way I want to see anything else, in fact I'd like to unsee most of what I have already seen.

@BXD I am too lazy to go back and quote your question about painkillers, but to answer it, no it is highly unlikely that a person could take enough of any substance to black out, but act completely normal otherwise, especially a pain killer. I talked about this somewhere but I'm honestly don't remember which thread, so I apologize if it was this one...  but if a person is high enough to black out, they would most likely have other symptoms... dilated pupils, drowsiness, changes in breathing/heart rate... I can't think of a single drug that causes just temporary amnesia. I'm going to use ambian for an example because it is a drug that is kinda the exception. Lots of people (myself included) report getting up in the middle of the night and eating while on ambien, and not remembering a thing... when I did it I would wake up and find string cheese wrappers in my bed and I live by myself... so yes I guess you could technically say I "blacked out"... but the thing is even if I got up and walked to the kitchen, I wouldn't be acting normal, so if any other person saw me they would notice I was acting weird, I would likely say something that makes no sense, or not talk at all... I don't know if that makes sense, I'm just trying to show an example that yes you can be blacked out and still walk around, but you wouldn't act normal (most likely). 

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1 hour ago, CofCinci said:

She filmed the porn with James Deen.  Even though the guy is a scumbag, he has a major following with women who watch porn.  I remember seeing something a while ago that claims a major of the porn hub views (like 41,000,000+) are from women.  There are no women searching for Matt porn - not even the woman who lives with him wants to sleep with him.

$85,000 is being reported in the blogs. How is that even close to $1 Million?  It's not even 1/10th. 

I think I read that they would get a revenue cut on top of the flat fee - x amount in dollars or percentages per viewing?  Something like that.  I think that's why she thinks she's on the road to riches.  Because millions of people want to watch her and Matt in a porn flick.  Sure, Jan.

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12 minutes ago, LotusFlower said:

I think I read that they would get a revenue cut on top of the flat fee - x amount in dollars or percentages per viewing?  Something like that.  I think that's why she thinks she's on the road to riches.  Because millions of people want to watch her and Matt in a porn flick.  Sure, Jan.

0 views x $0.047 per view = $0.00

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56 minutes ago, ginger90 said:

I don't even like seeing them kiss. So a porn? No thank you.

Seriously, I barely stomach them talking, I really only do it for snark material, other than that I have no desire to even see them.

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8 minutes ago, ClassyCourtHeels said:

Omg you guys....I found the perfect gift for Amber while watching tv today 

 

That is the dumbest thing I've ever seen and looks perfect for Amber.

Where can I get one??? For a friend. 

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19 minutes ago, Brooklynista said:

That is the dumbest thing I've ever seen and looks perfect for Amber.

Where can I get one??? For a friend. 

Awww thanks. I will take the blue one. 

1 hour ago, butterbody said:

They'll make a quick 6 figures just from matt watching it to jerk off to himself.

He's still jerking off to Farrah's video. He'd relapse again just to watch himself have sex with Amber. 

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6 hours ago, EmeraldGirl said:

Nah, I call bullshit on the angry rager having a blackout on opioids. I've been on and off stuff for years (migraines, nerve disorder - never an Intervention episode!). Sleepy, high as a kite, mellow ... I've never even been angry. Amber used to turn into the Hulk - but I suspect that was when she couldn't get her stuff. 

There's a pic floating out there somewhere of Amber in that wedding gown. Her pupils are huge. Where's Dr. Drew and his magic flashlight when you need him.

Me too. I've been on painkillers for years. I've had short-term memory loss on Xanax but never looked and acted like a functioning adult yet had no awareness of my actions or words on pain killers. Matt is full of something, but it's not narcotics. 

1 hour ago, Brooklynista said:

That is the dumbest thing I've ever seen and looks perfect for Amber.

Where can I get one??? For a friend. 

So here's something terrible. I originally read the words wrong and for some reason interpreted it as a hoochie cover for our lady parts. Which actually kind of fit our previous conversations...

3 hours ago, leighroda said:

I cannot believe I even contemplated my next sentence, but I would watch Farrah's sex tape anytime before Matt and Ambers...

*ahem* I HAVE watched Farrah's. You know, for research and stuff. And I FF through Matt's kiss scenes. 

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Even IF Matt relapsed and was on drugs, there is a school of thought that when one is drunk/high they lose their inhibitions, and their true self comes out... I just get sleepy when I drink, so apparently my innermost self is lazier than my outer self. 

Im not gonna lie, I do think it's kinda funny that it seems Matt didn't consider the effect his little relapse story might have on Leah's custody, and he had to backtrack into the "but never around leah"... clearly he does not have an issue with drugs, anyone who has ever struggled with addiction knows that it's not something you turn on and off.

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5 minutes ago, ClassyCourtHeels said:

Getting quite juicy 

 

texts between Amber and the cancer survivor Matt assaulted

 

https://m.imgur.com/a/skmac

Text from Shawn portwoods wife

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Oooh! Juicy! Glad to know that Amber's family is not in the dark. 

Seriously, though. Folks. If you don't want something to see the light of day in public, don't write it down. These people will totally share private messages, texts, etc. I am currently writing a true crime book on a famous case and I am consistently shocked by the amount of information that is shared by people who were engaged in private conversations at the time. 

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"She [Amber] said she left Gary for cheating."

Excuse me while I LMAO.

Amber, Amber, Amber. Gary DUMPED YOUR ASS! He found someone who loves him and respects him. He found someone he trusts and who is a great mother to Leah. You were the fucking cheater in that relationship. He came to his senses and wasn't going to be your punching bag anymore.

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I'm glad Amber keeps showing her ass, because I tell myself that I shouldn't be so hard on her because she's being manipulated, but then she posts "I'm an ASSHOLE" on the internet and it passes. 

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15 hours ago, luvgoldens said:

My own theory is that Amber is the one on a drug relapse controlled by Matt to get her completely under his control. He prompted her to get all that plastic surgery to look like Marilyn Monroe. How did she get through all that without massive pain meds. She just seems like she's so medicated that she floats back and forth from the bed at noon to the couch. She has no joy or desire to spend time with Leah Leanne. Matt does all the driving.

Her speech on the After Shows is so calm and monotone, and we're talking some hot topics here, but it's all mellow, she forgives him, blah blah.  She reminds me of Anna Nicole.

Now Matt wants her to do porn and she's ok with meeting the Vivid people. What kind of drugs does it take for Amber to perform sex acts in front of a camera.  Matt knows he's got an addict that might do anything he wants for drugs. Porn might just be his next big money scheme at Amber's expense, and she's too messed up to get smart to him or do anything about it.

Matt is a bad dude, and I don't mean bad ass. He's a sicko, and given the new-found funds at his disposal, he's downright scary!

I really don't think she is relapsing on drugs like pain killers or anything like that. If there is one thing I believe, I believe that.I believe she is on some very heavy and unessacary anti psychotic medication. Remember she said she couldn't have a baby due to the medications she takes? She also said that this "depression" was mostly brought on by Matt. So what I think is, Matt acts like he's being her hero and caregiver when really he is keeping her drugged up on heavy duty anti psychotics. He probably has her on lithium and a colodopin or Xanax something like that. He acts as if he is so concerned for her mental health when really he was the very cause of her breakdown. So now he keeps her all drugged up and in this fog to hide things from her and keeps her easily influenced because he is her "hero" helping to save her from an awful depression and anxiety which he caused. These meds keep her loopy enough to not ask questions. Keeps her so sleepy so he can go out and cheat on her and steal her money. All while keeping up appearances that he is helping her and that he is a caregiver for a emotionalism disturbed person.  I think this is why he starts freaking out when she started working and getting excited about her business. He wanted to shut that down immediately because it was cause her too much stress!  Yea right! He just wanted her to take more meds so she would sleep the day away and he could go get his dirty d*** wet with one of his groupie whores. (Pardon my vulgarity) 

The other thing that bothered me was on that after show he was saying "I didn't even get my first season so of course I want to be paid and it's still not enough to live like this" wah wah wah Matt! We all know you manipulated your way into ambers life for the sole reason of being on this show and getting a pay day! He probably didn't get paid a salary until he became a regular which happened within like a week! He moved himself in so quickly! Not only that but now he takes care of all the finances!!! Omg. How stupid can amber be! I truly almost feel really bad for her if she wasn't a pretty bad person to begin with. 

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Can these bitches please calm down so I can live my real life?  I feel stupid checking in on this drama so often, but it doesn't stop (so I can't stop).  

Now the dick pic is (of course) Jeff's. 

Interesting to see Bubby's gal tell what they're really thinking over there. And how much stuff if brewing in Gary's head. Come on Gary! 

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6 hours ago, ClassyCourtHeels said:

Getting quite juicy 

 

texts between Amber and the cancer survivor Matt assaulted

 

https://m.imgur.com/a/skmac

Text from Shawn portwoods wife

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Amber taking to twitter. Likely deleted soon

 

 

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If Shawn and his wife are so anti-Matt then why did Shawn act so buddy buddy with Matt on the After show? To keep Amber happy? I'm so confused but it's about to get real interesting up in here. My popcorn maker is getting warmed up ? 

6 hours ago, ClassyCourtHeels said:

Now she's saying Matt passed two lie detector tests. We just have to be patient!!!!!

 

Wasnt that Matt voice on the call talking about having sex with cancer survivor tattoo artist?!??

What call? Did I miss something? Is there a link on here to the phone call - I wanna hear it (in the voice of a whiny four year old) ?

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Also she deleted the tweet with the screenshots of the polygraph results. People did some digging and it is a very shady company where you can buy results. Supposedly they did it in vegas but the results said Houston, TX in the address on the bottom of the page.

 

People caught on and Amber deleted.

At this point I think Matt is blackmailing Amber.

 

And even IF Matt passed....You know who else passed a lie detector test? Ted Bundy.

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54 minutes ago, Calm81 said:

If Shawn and his wife are so anti-Matt then why did Shawn act so buddy buddy with Matt on the After show? To keep Amber happy? I'm so confused but it's about to get real interesting up in here. My popcorn maker is getting warmed up ? 

What call? Did I miss something? Is there a link on here to the phone call - I wanna hear it (in the voice of a whiny four year old) ?

http://www.allaboutthetea.com/2017/05/24/amber-portwoods-fiance-matt-baier-caught-cheating-with-cancer-mom/

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53 minutes ago, Calm81 said:

If Shawn and his wife are so anti-Matt then why did Shawn act so buddy buddy with Matt on the After show? To keep Amber happy? I'm so confused but it's about to get real interesting up in here. My popcorn maker is getting warmed up ? 

What call? Did I miss something? Is there a link on here to the phone call - I wanna hear it (in the voice of a whiny four year old) ?

http://www.allaboutthetea.com/2017/05/24/amber-portwoods-fiance-matt-baier-caught-cheating-with-cancer-mom/

Scroll to bottom of article to hear the recordings. 

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