Amber: A Rill Woman Goes to Gel

[kokapetl]

Sparks literally fly from her throat level fake boobs when shes angry

On 12/02/2018 at 4:02 AM, GreatKazu said:

Edited February 13, 2018 by Kokapetl

[kokapetl]

On 12/02/2018 at 4:02 AM, GreatKazu said:

Tyler probably wasn't always gay

[Tatum]

Quote

Amber Portwood‏Verified account @AmberLPortwood

Replying to @susieradco

I'm very happy with myself however I found a man that is my rock sending love

He'll be your rock as long as you pay his bills, right?

 

Also, Amber, if you're truly happy with yourself, then you're delusional on top of being desperate enough to buy a boyfriend, because you've done nothing over the last 8 years that I'd consider any kind of accomplishment.

[druzy]

[BlancheDevoreaux]

On 2/11/2018 at 2:02 PM, GreatKazu said:

 

 

I am trying to figure out what is going on in this picture.  Is she lying on her stomach?  Is she sitting down and just hunched over?  Why does he back look like that?  She desperately needs to get her health under control.  It is going to take her a significant amount of time to take off all of the extra weight, but she could still fix herself up - put on some pretty clothes, do her hair, put on some make up, heck, regularly bathing would go a long way.  It's like she is trying to repel Tyler.

[mamadrama]

20 minutes ago, BlancheDevoreaux said:

I am trying to figure out what is going on in this picture.  Is she lying on her stomach?  Is she sitting down and just hunched over?  Why does he back look like that?  She desperately needs to get her health under control.  It is going to take her a significant amount of time to take off all of the extra weight, but she could still fix herself up - put on some pretty clothes, do her hair, put on some make up, heck, regularly bathing would go a long way.  It's like she is trying to repel Tyler.

I thought she was going all Quasimodo at first but, the more I look at it, the more I think she's lying on her stomach. 

Still, it ain't looking good on her. Her posture is terrible, at any rate. 

[druzy]

Amber and Andrew find out the sex of their baby.

[GreatKazu]

7 hours ago, mamadrama said:

I think he totally hooked up with her thinking that he could get something out of it, possibly equipment. I mean, he was there during boot camp so he had to have heard about all the money she spent on OldMatt. I believe he pursued her with a plan. 

I have Marfan's sister, Ehlers-Danlos Syndrome. My specialty clinic in Cincinnati is the EDS/Marfan Clinic.

I totally believe Baby Huey hooked up with Amber for ulterior reasons.  What does she have to offer anyone? A roof over their head and money. He has no money. No stable home life. He is tired of working sporadically because people won't hire him due to his less than stellar work history (my assumption), he is tired of couch-surfing, and he will now get paid at least $100k just for showing his fat ass and butthole mouth on tv four weeks out of the year. 

1 hour ago, BlancheDevoreaux said:

I am trying to figure out what is going on in this picture.  Is she lying on her stomach?  Is she sitting down and just hunched over?  Why does he back look like that?  She desperately needs to get her health under control.  It is going to take her a significant amount of time to take off all of the extra weight, but she could still fix herself up - put on some pretty clothes, do her hair, put on some make up, heck, regularly bathing would go a long way.  It's like she is trying to repel Tyler.

Cate was talking to Nova in the kitchen. She went down to her level. Cate's back always looks hunched over. 

I am actually seeing a lot more people with hunched over backs and these people are young. I notice one thing they have in common - they are always on their phones and they are constantly hunched down while looking at their phones. Cate also has 100 pounds of tits pulling her down. 

Edited February 13, 2018 by GreatKazu

[MissMel]

Well...

[GreatKazu]

2 minutes ago, MissMel said:

Well...

Her tattoo now looks like this: 

[Marisagf]

2 minutes ago, GreatKazu said:

Her tattoo now looks like this: 

Is this second photo for real?

[GreatKazu]

1 minute ago, Marisagf said:

Is this second photo for real?

No. 

[CofCinci]

9 minutes ago, MissMel said:

Well...

I thought that with the abdominoplasty and other surgeries that she would have removed that tattoo by now!!!  Also, she never got it finished. Lol. 

Edited February 13, 2018 by CofCinci

[Marisagf]

1 minute ago, GreatKazu said:

No. 

Phew!

[GreatKazu]

2 minutes ago, CofCinci said:

I thought that with the abdominoplasty and other surgeries that she would have removed that tattoo by now!!!  Also, she never got it finished. Lol. 

 

Amber doesn't give 100 percent attention to anything Leah-related. 

That is how much of a lazy sow she is. 

Edited February 13, 2018 by GreatKazu

[ghoulina]

19 hours ago, MargeGunderson said:

 

ETA: #think4achange?  That’s the hashtag I would use when I saw someone doing something really stupid. What says “mental health” about that hashtag?

Right? It sounds like something an overbearing, asshole parent would yell at their child when they make a mistake. "Why don't you THINK for a change???" 

Real helpful.

[Emkat]

Cate also has the mic pack on her back which is making it look worse.

[Purerockfury]

I wonder if poor “bew bew” is ready to run around the house making bottles and collecting diapers and clothing for the baby because Amber can’t get out of bed once he is born. At least Leah will still have a childhood at Gary’s and only be a coparent when Amber isn’t too depressed to see her. 

[jennyplayswithfire]

Question. Is Amber missing teeth? Has anyone else noticed this?

[ghoulina]

2 hours ago, Purerockfury said:

I wonder if poor “bew bew” is ready to run around the house making bottles and collecting diapers and clothing for the baby because Amber can’t get out of bed once he is born. At least Leah will still have a childhood at Gary’s and only be a coparent when Amber isn’t too depressed to see her. 

I can see Amber suddenly having no problem keeping to the custody schedule once the baby is here. 

 

Either that or she'll forget Leah entirely. 

[Bridget]

(I know she doesn't leave her bed, but let's pretend she does and isn't home 24/7.) 

Why in the hell would Amber announce that they have a shit ton of expensive cameras/TV production equipment at their house? That's just inviting someone to break in. SHE needs to Think4AChange!

[CalicoskiesNC]

9 minutes ago, jennyplayswithfire said:

Question. Is Amber missing teeth? Has anyone else noticed this?

I noticed this too.  Looks like a missing top tooth on her left side. 

[smhjess]

2 hours ago, Purerockfury said:

I wonder if poor “bew bew” is ready to run around the house making bottles and collecting diapers and clothing for the baby because Amber can’t get out of bed once he is born. At least Leah will still have a childhood at Gary’s and only be a coparent when Amber isn’t too depressed to see her. 

LOL, the 3 times a year Leah will be over I'm sure this is what will happen.

[GreatKazu]

59 minutes ago, jennyplayswithfire said:

Question. Is Amber missing teeth? Has anyone else noticed this?

I thought the same thing last night. I watched the episode a second time on my DVR and realized it was just how her two teeth on her upper left side of her mouth seem to be kinda hidden  behind her front teeth. 

[druzy]

[TexasGal]

Ummmm....Mr Malibu thinks that it's a good thing to be star crossed lovers?

ETA: looking at this again, it also cracks me up that apparently he knows he's in "love" with a sloth.

Edited February 14, 2018 by TexasGal

[Snarky McSnarky]

On 2/14/2018 at 8:18 AM, TexasGal said:

Ummmm....Mr Malibu thinks that it's a good thing to be star crossed lovers?

Wow, no shit.  "Happy Valentines Day to all of you lovers in relationships that are doomed to fail."  

Edited February 16, 2018 by Snarky McSnarky

[GreatKazu]

55 minutes ago, druzy said:

Does he realize what the definition of STAR-CROSSED means? Speak for yourself Baby Huey. 

Where does he find these strange images that he posts? Is he using his photoshop skillz? He must be sending out a cryptic message. Well, not so cryptic. 

I love sloths. I hate that we have to use such a cute animal to describe such a hosebeast. 

[druzy]

Baby Huey put up an Instagram Story. His new expensive camera equipment must have arrived today. It's a video so I can't upload it. He is just lying on the floor rubbing the dog's belly.

[CofCinci]

6 hours ago, druzy said:

This is a really great picture of Amber. 

[mamadrama]

11 hours ago, GreatKazu said:

Does he realize what the definition of STAR-CROSSED means? Speak for yourself Baby Huey. 

 

He probably also thinks that "Romeo and Juliet" was a magnificent love story and that "I'll Be Watching You" is an appropriate wedding song. (Considering his history, he really may on the latter.)

[GreatKazu]

1 hour ago, mamadrama said:

He probably also thinks that "Romeo and Juliet" was a magnificent love story and that "I'll Be Watching You" is an appropriate wedding song. (Considering his history, he really may on the latter.)

You reminded me of his history. This guy is so dangerous.

Any sympathy should go to his victims and the child that will be doomed with these two as parents. 

Amber thinks she has some big dummy on her hands. She thinks he is Gary 2.0  She is sorely mistaken. 

[Tatum]

11 hours ago, mamadrama said:

He probably also thinks that "Romeo and Juliet" was a magnificent love story and that "I'll Be Watching You" is an appropriate wedding song. (Considering his history, he really may on the latter.)

Ha, back when I read Cracked magazine in high school, they'd always point out shit like Whitney Houston's "I Will Always Love You" being the most popular first husband and wife dance song at wedding receptions in the 90s, despite the fact that it's about a couple breaking up. Also, they pointed out things like Spice Girls having a male manager, a male publicist, a male choreographer, a male producer, a male director for their videos, and so on to establish their certain brand of "girl power". I miss that magazine.

[GreatKazu]

28 minutes ago, Tatum said:

Ha, back when I read Cracked magazine in high school, they'd always point out shit like Whitney Houston's "I Will Always Love You" being the most popular first husband and wife dance song at wedding receptions in the 90s, despite the fact that it's about a couple breaking up. Also, they pointed out things like Spice Girls having a male manager, a male publicist, a male choreographer, a male producer, a male director for their videos, and so on to establish their certain brand of "girl power". I miss that magazine.

Cracked has a Facebook page. :-) 

Andrew's song to Amber will be R.E.M "The One I Love" 

This one goes out to the one I love
This one goes out to the one I've left behind
A simple prop to occupy my time
This one goes out to the one I love

Fire!!!

After Amber realizes what a crackpot Baby Huey is, and she breaks it off after 3 years and 3 months, his song to her will be The Police song "Every Breath You Take". Seems like he was already stalking her before they were a couple. 

Edited February 15, 2018 by GreatKazu

[Tatum]

3 minutes ago, GreatKazu said:

Cracked has a Facebook page. :-) 

Andrew's song to Amber will be R.E.M "The One I Love" 

This one goes out to the one I love
This one goes out to the one I've left behind
A simple prop to occupy pay me for my time
This one goes out to the one I love

Fire!!!

After Amber realizes what a crackpot Baby Huey is, and she breaks it off after 3 years and 3 months, his song to her will be The Police's "Every Breath You Take". Seems like he was already stalking her before they were a couple. 

Fixed it for you!

[CaliforniaLove]

4 minutes ago, GreatKazu said:

After Amber realizes what a crackpot Baby Huey is, and she breaks it off after 3 years and 3 months,

What does that mean in "Amber time"? Next week?

[GreatKazu]

2 minutes ago, Tatum said:

Fixed it for you!

Thanks! 

[Cherry Cola]

38 minutes ago, GreatKazu said:

Cracked has a Facebook page. :-) 

Andrew's song to Amber will be R.E.M "The One I Love" 

This one goes out to the one I love
This one goes out to the one I've left behind
A simple prop to occupy my time
This one goes out to the one I love

Fire!!!

After Amber realizes what a crackpot Baby Huey is, and she breaks it off after 3 years and 3 months, his song to her will be The Police song "Every Breath You Take". Seems like he was already stalking her before they were a couple. 

Random thought...when Michael Stipes sings fire...I always thought he said I am, until your post! Then I had to look it up.  Funny. 

[GreatKazu]

11 minutes ago, Cherry Cola said:

Random thought...when Michael Stipes sings fire...I always thought he said I am, until your post! Then I had to look it up.  Funny. 

So did I. So funny.

I read the lyrics a few years ago online. The things we learn.

[Mr. Miner]

I read lyrics often and the music that gets matched to those lyrics amazes me, it truly is a gift. Oh! and Amber is gross!

Edited February 15, 2018 by Mr. Minor

[druzy]

[GreatKazu]

56 minutes ago, druzy said:

Dude, you are a meteorite on a collision course with an asteroid named Amber. 

[Bridget]

On 2/14/2018 at 9:15 AM, GreatKazu said:

Does he realize what the definition of STAR-CROSSED means? Speak for yourself Baby Huey. 

Where does he find these strange images that he posts? Is he using his photoshop skillz? He must be sending out a cryptic message. Well, not so cryptic. 

I love sloths. I hate that we have to use such a cute animal to describe such a hosebeast. 

I wonder if he is also sending it out along with love.....

:)

[MargeGunderson]

12 minutes ago, GreatKazu said:

Dude, you are a meteorite on a collision course with an asteroid named Amber. 

I think of Amber more like a black hole.....

[Marley]

He always seems high or something with his weird posts.

[CofCinci]

4 hours ago, Marley said:

He always seems high or something with his weird posts.

I’m sure he’s stoned the entire time.  For his sake I hope he isn’t arrested in Indiana because they don’t play around. https://mobile.nytimes.com/2016/09/02/upshot/new-geography-of-prisons.amp.html

[Rebecca]

On 2/7/2018 at 11:56 PM, MyPeopleAreNordic said:

Looking at Amber & Andrew makes me feel itchy. 

Looking at them makes me feel itchy AND bitchy. 

On 2/8/2018 at 2:09 PM, Booger666 said:

Beefoureverhot has won item in stock.  Lettuce all get oar own pear.

Those are the ugliest effing shorts I’ve ever seen. /reginageorge

On 2/11/2018 at 1:34 PM, Marley said:

The bun does not look good on her either.

It looks kinda like a chonmage - the bun sumo wrestlers wear. Only less flattering.

On 2/14/2018 at 10:16 AM, druzy said:

It’s like Lisa Frank but way crappier. His “art” is literally that of a child. Bizarre.

18 hours ago, Tatum said:

Ha, back when I read Cracked magazine in high school, they'd always point out shit like Whitney Houston's "I Will Always Love You" being the most popular first husband and wife dance song at wedding receptions in the 90s, despite the fact that it's about a couple breaking up. Also, they pointed out things like Spice Girls having a male manager, a male publicist, a male choreographer, a male producer, a male director for their videos, and so on to establish their certain brand of "girl power". I miss that magazine.

I never knew the actual magazine but cracked.com is one of my favorite black holes - so many fun and interesting articles.

[mamadrama]

5 hours ago, Marley said:

He always seems high or something with his weird posts.

I don't "get" his posts. I like quirky. I follow Matthew Gray Gubler (Criminal Minds) and he's one of the weirdest characters out there. His stuff can get really far out. But it still kind of makes sense, you know? This guy just seems off. 

[druzy]

[usernameG]

On 2/14/2018 at 8:16 AM, druzy said:

Is the Sloth Amber?