90DF Live Chat: Rice-A-Roni & Google Translate

[Pepper Mostly]

She thinks she's irresistably fetching. But she's just weird. 

[Mr. Miner]

Cheer up Mike! Dude should be doing cartwheels on to the plane.

[FrancescaFiore]

WTF just happened? Mike was standing strong while Natalie tried to get him to soften his attitude toward her & as soon as he did, she didn't want him to anymore. She's straight up bonkers. Ruuuuuun, Mike! Run back to Sequim and Mister Bojangles and the barn. 

[HappyDancex2]

Just now, greekmom said:

LOL. Mama needs a microwave..

Next week.. Papa needs a new fridge.

Mykull, Grangela has no money. She's like poor.

It's a big chest though.  Mykull just needs to dive in there and see if any change is rolling around at the bottom of that purse.

[configdotsys]

Mike is another weak jellyfish like Blake. He's sad? She's a fucking lunatic. Grow a backbone and tell her to get lost. Blake too. 

It's so painful to watch these shows where people just allow themselves to be treated like dirt and allow it to happen. Good Lord.

[Inga]

1 minute ago, Armchair Critic said:

I like documentaries so I watched the Aaron Hernandez one on Netflix this weekend. I think whoever made it had more sympathy for him than I do.

The podcast is really good

[hookedontv]

I wish Mike took a cue from Darcey (holy shit did I just say that?) but without the yelling and some word changes. Mike could have calmly told Natalie: “You are a liar, you never loved me, and I’m getting out of your Crazy immature life.” ASAP (thanks for that one, Emily & Sasha). 

[Angry Moldovan]

3 minutes ago, Floatingbison said:

Natalies DOES look good. I would have buckled.

With those eyes? Nah, she could be Claudia Schiffer, I would still run

[GladysCravits]

Does Natalie know she’ll probably be living in a Chicken Coop if she ever gets to America?  I bet that knowledge would cool her and her mom down.  I bet she’d quit running after him when she knows she’s gone to far, if she ever figures that out.  

[Gigglepuff]

This Pediasure commercial...aren't younger brothers supposed to be smaller than older brothers? 

[Floatingbison]

2 minutes ago, OoogleEyes said:

Her eyes are TERRIFYING

I am diagnosing her with the same condition the runaway bride has (remember her from about ten years ago.  Not the movie, a real person).  It's an actual medical condition identifiable by big buggy eyes.

[Gigglepuff]

Just now, OoogleEyes said:

Either that, or she's a cat

Comment of the night. I spit out my drink!! 

[Auntie Anxiety]

1 minute ago, Armchair Critic said:

I like documentaries so I watched the Aaron Hernandez one on Netflix this weekend. I think whoever made it had more sympathy for him than I do.

Me too. I am a Pats fan, live in MA and know the story. 

[Angry Moldovan]

4 minutes ago, LennieBriscoe said:

Theo James is worth anything. J/S!

He was rather dashing, up there with Colin Firth

[Frozendiva]

Why doesn’t the show have footage of the metropolitan side of Lagos?

[LookABird]

I have a feeling the "customs" Michael describes are made up on the spot.

[Tuneful]

Trust your gut, Mike. Make that getaway. You have dodged a bullet. Psycho witch won’t even give you a good-bye hug or walk you to the gate? She's trashy. You could do much better.

Robert's friend Clay has hair straight out of "There's Something About Mary." Wonder if he used the same "mousse" Mary did. 

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[hookedontv]

2 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

She thinks she's irresistably fetching. But she's just weird batshit crazy. 

There you go. 

[JennyMominFL]

Just now, Frozendiva said:

 

Why doesn’t the show have footage of the metropolitan side of Lagos?

Now you know the rule. Television can never ever show the good sides of Africa

[Gobi]

Never put eggs in a microwave. Don't know what made me think about that.

[Gigglepuff]

Just now, Frozendiva said:

Why doesn’t the show have footage of the metropolitan side of Lagos?

So us North Americans can look down at other places and feel superior about ourselves. 

[magemaud]

9 minutes ago, Frozendiva said:

 

Maybe he wears a tux a lot and it is cheaper to own one?

 

Wouldn’t he already have one then? 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Just now, LookABird said:

I have a feeling the "customs" Michael describes are made up on the spot.

Similar to Bikini’s brother’s custom$.

[JennyMominFL]

Damn, Mykul is good

[Pepper Mostly]

Oooh, Angela is a keen haggler!

[Archer27]

1 minute ago, Gobi said:

Never put eggs in a microwave. Don't know what made me think about that.

hahahahaha

[OldButHappy]

Oh Angela, your botox and stupid cream could have bought ten microwaves.  STFU.  

See what you did, Angela? You MADE ME swear.

[Frozendiva]

Just now, magemaud said:

Wouldn’t he already have one then? 

I think he said he had two. One does not fit.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Bleak, I think you can buy some self-respect at the next strip mall.

[Angry Moldovan]

2 minutes ago, Frozendiva said:

Why doesn’t the show have footage of the metropolitan side of Lagos?

What? And mess with their winning formula? All other countries that aren’t in the west are wastelands of poverty and sewage 

[goofygirl]

Time for buying Mychul family gifts!!  Grangie is bartering with a Nigerian guy who sells shit!

Both his aunt & Mom!  Yay! She's still gonna want a grandbaby!

Jasmine, please GO. You suck the life out of everything! Puleez go home!

[LennieBriscoe]

Mahkul's shirt is rad!

[Floatingbison]

Fun fact:  Paul McCartney recorded the basic tracks for Band on the Run in Lagos.  

[athousandclowns]

56 minutes ago, Twopper said:

Well, I just finished some lime sherbet and Walker's shortbread, but I see a visit to the liquor cabinet in my near future. 

Those are palette cleansers.

I am going to give out a million hearts and laughs now. 

[HappyDancex2]

Jasmine is frowny talker.  Very unappealing.   He likes her "doll face" but unfortunately the doll has to speak from time to time.

[Pepper Mostly]

Oh that Blake. Pressuring poor Jasmine to go a party for his friend. What a terrible person. You'd think a birthday party was a trip through the sewer or something. 

[Archer27]

Blake ruined HER mood???

[sagittarius sue]

3 minutes ago, JennyMominFL said:

Now you know the rule. Television can never ever show the good sides of Africa

Yes, that area of Nairobi shown for the Ben/Akinyi scenes.

[Gobi]

JFC, Bleak! She's just not that into you!

[Inga]

Guys, i can’t decide who i hate more, Jazmin or Tania. Help!

[hookedontv]

Blake and Jasmin are such a snooze fest!!!

[Frozendiva]

Jasmin, you are not suited to Blake or his life.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Jasmin needs to stop trying to control Bleak. If drinking is a deal breaker, then break the deal!

[Floatingbison]

For a wanna be music star/record label mogul, Bleak sure puts up with a lot of shit.

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Floatingbison said:

Fun fact:  Paul McCartney recorded the basic tracks for Band on the Run in Lagos.  

And he was jumped and almost killed. Linda saved his life by screaming "he's Beatle Paul! Don't kill him!" 

[hula-la]

2 minutes ago, LookABird said:

I have a feeling the "customs" Michael describes are made up on the spot.

Though, as a Jamaican, the expectation is that when we visit family, we bring gifts. My uncle came out to Canada to visit (from New York), and broughtNike hats that say “jus dweet”. Read in your best Jamaican accent and you should get it.

[nytonc]

Oh Blake, how dense are you??????

[HappyDancex2]

Jasmine should start a blog on all of the unappealing outfits you can put together with men's biking tights.

[Twopper]

Please no more variations on the name Michael --not that I confuse them.

Blake and Jasmin are so boring.   I want them to go away.

[Angry Moldovan]

1 minute ago, Inga said:

Guys, i can’t decide who i hate more, Jazmin or Tania. Help!

Tania, you’re just mesmerized by her frozen fish face