90DF Live Chat: Rice-A-Roni & Google Translate

[greekmom]

TLC are you not bringing the Jessie baggage!?!?

[Angry Moldovan]

Ok, leave Darce alone. Judgey Mc Fat faces and rubber lips

[Pixilicious]

Hello to all...i'm new to this forum and may have problems navigating at first...i've been a long time lurker, though ☺

[hisbunkie]

The sisters really need a major re-style. Shorter hair, shorter nails, longer skirts...

[HappyDancex2]

Caesar's clip shows him overacting.  Not impressed

[Pepper Mostly]

10 minutes ago, Armchair Critic said:

Outwit, Outlast, Outsnark! How many of us will survive 4 (!?!) hours of show tonight? 😂

I intend to hang in as long as possible. I'm just not sure its going to be for the whole marathon. 

9 minutes ago, Angry Moldovan said:

Under the duvet with a hot cup of tea. Bering it bitches

Also curled up under the covers. 

2 minutes ago, Kareem said:

I’ve been trying to say hello for 10 minutes but then I’m at least 10 posts behind.  Very much speedy snarklets.  Good to see you all!  

(waving) Same here! 

Hi everyone! 

[Armchair Critic]

Caesar "I tried to be a man"... where's the big hook when we need it to drag his ass off the stage

[poeticlicensed]

It's freaking weird  that sisters in their 40s dress alike, do their hair alike, talk alike, etc. 

[LucyEth]

That sister is pissing me off, she pretended to want to help Darcey in The UK and now she is bashing her.  

[Julyolo]

 Darcy and Stacy: the gruesome twosome.

[blubld43]

Just now, Pixilicious said:

Hello to all...i'm new to this forum and may have problems navigating at first...i've been a long time lurker, though ☺

Welcome! It's always fun to get new snark!

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Pixilicious said:

Hello to all...i'm new to this forum and may have problems navigating at first...i've been a long time lurker, though ☺

Welcome! Pull up a chair and just jump in! 

[Gobi]

Maria goes to Dubai, but somehow can't meet up with Caesar in four years. The course of true love never runs smooth.

[Frozendiva]

1 minute ago, hisbunkie said:

The sisters really need a major re-style. Shorter hair, shorter nails, longer skirts...

I would happily take some of their shoe collection cast-offs.

[Angry Moldovan]

Just now, Pixilicious said:

Hello to all...i'm new to this forum and may have problems navigating at first...i've been a long time lurker, though ☺

Welcome, just got to be able to speed read and type. By the number of typos I have, it’s clear I’m not good at it.

[Kareem]

1 minute ago, Pixilicious said:

Hello to all...i'm new to this forum and may have problems navigating at first...i've been a long time lurker, though ☺

You’ve landed in a great spot!  Welcome.  

[charmed1]

2 minutes ago, poeticlicensed said:

HDTV is not Stacey's friend

I’m waiting to put my glasses on until after the Muppet twins’ segment is over.

[Gobi]

2 minutes ago, Pixilicious said:

Hello to all...i'm new to this forum and may have problems navigating at first...i've been a long time lurker, though ☺

Welcome to the Snark Side. We have Rice a Roni.

Edited October 29, 2019 by Gobi

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Armchair Critic said:

Caesar "I tried to be a man"... where's the big hook when we need it to drag his ass off the stage

This made me laugh very very loudly. "Get the hook!" was a joke in my family for years. 

[brillia79]

I think we’ve heard enough from Tom’s sister. Why is he hiding behind her?

Darcy and Stacey Do. Not. Like. Each. Other. There is no way I would join in a televised pile-on against my sister, let alone a twin sister I live with. Starting to see why Darcy laid a bitch out.

[Pixilicious]

As far as Tim, i don't think he's gay or straight...the dude seems asexual to me 

[Arynm]

Darcy has many faults but I have never heard a nasty word come out of her mouth about anyone. She is not a mean girl and this pile on is not a good look for Stacey and Emma.

[Angry Moldovan]

1 minute ago, Julyolo said:

 Darcy and Stacy: the gruesome twosome.

I prefer Charlie and Frank

[greekmom]

I hope TLC is paying Darcey extra for all the bashing.

[Mierin]

3 minutes ago, Pixilicious said:

Hello to all...i'm new to this forum and may have problems navigating at first...i've been a long time lurker, though ☺

Welcome!  🙂 

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Gobi said:

Welcome to the Dark Side. We have Rice a Roni.

And remember to cut your steak on the bias. We used to work in restaurants and we know. 

[firefly]

I don’t think Darcey needs to have her dress hemmed up. She’s pretending it’s the train on her wedding dress.

[Armchair Critic]

1 minute ago, poeticlicensed said:

It's freaking weird  that sisters in their 40s dress alike, do their hair alike, talk alike, etc. 

What was cute in your 20's becomes pathetic in your 40's. 

[Pepper Mostly]

I would love for Stacy and Clinton to get their mitts on Darcy and Stacy. Can you imagine? 

[Frozendiva]

Tom uses his sister to cover his shortcomings and not have to deal with his own crap.

[Mr. Miner]

The Twat Sisters!

[Twopper]

8 minutes ago, sainte-chapelle said:

Now Tom is acting all jealous...please

probably not for Darcy;  I think he is jealous of Starcy and Jesse sucking away air time that he feels is his

[sainte-chapelle]

This salon show looks awful

[Pixilicious]

Thanks for the warm welcome! I've never done a forum lime this, but it was hard to resist trying after reading your comments week after week

[Horrified]

Pretend what I'm about to type is in the biggest font possible:

Darcy!!:  Stop. Touching. Your. Acrylic. Hair.  JUST STOP.  Its disgusting.

Stacey:  Don't waste money on fillers.  Your booze bloat is doing the job just fine.

So much pathology with those two.  

[charmed1]

Why the creepy horror movie music for the Mr. Rogers trailer? I’d rather my childhood memories of Fred Rogers be left in tact. No thank you, Tom Hanks. Sorry to this man.

[Armchair Critic]

2 minutes ago, brillia79 said:

I think we’ve heard enough from Tom’s sister. Why is he hiding behind her?

You nailed it, the big man has to hide behind his sister and have her do the dirty work for him with Darcey.

[DragonFlyzz]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

I would love for Stacy and Clinton to get their mitts on Darcy and Stacy. Can you imagine? 

That would result in two entire wardrobes in the crapper.

[RichiesOlderBro]

I’m finally here!  Traffic was terrible tonight!

I hope I haven’t missed a lot of snark!

Let me get a glass of wine. 

[Mr. Miner]

Tom had a key, not a ring.

[Angry Moldovan]

Just now, Frozendiva said:

Tom uses his sister to cover his shortcomings and not have to deal with his own crap.

They both rehearsed what judgey McFat face would say. Emma’s full of contrived stingers

[Gobi]

"If I was drinking all day, he said I was an alcoholic."

[hisbunkie]

The Jesse/Tom timeline does not make sense. She was cooking steak on the bias two years ago. She cannot claim she’s been with Tom for four years. 
Also, She was talking about Jesse constantly, she was comparing the men always. 
I don’t like Jesse but I do think she has a problem relationship with alcohol 

[Armchair Critic]

1 minute ago, Pixilicious said:

Thanks for the warm welcome! I've never done a forum lime this, but it was hard to resist trying after reading your comments week after week

Welcome, dive into the snark pool the water is fine....

[Pepper Mostly]

Jesse is fugly. He is not attractive at all. He has a weasel face. 

"HE NEVER LOVED MY SISTER! LIAR!"

[Mierin]

2 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

I would love for Stacy and Clinton to get their mitts on Darcy and Stacy. Can you imagine? 

Oh, it would be glorious!

[Frozendiva]

Just now, Gobi said:

"If I was drinking all day, he said I was an alcoholic."

Ya don't think?

[Armchair Critic]

hahahaaaa even Stacey is saying "HE NEVER LOVED HER" about Jesse

[iwasish]

Every time Darcy is called out on her behavior, she deflects  and or out and out denies that what we saw was what happened. 

[Mierin]

1 minute ago, Gobi said:

"If I was drinking all day, he said I was an alcoholic."

"So fussy!"