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[Angry Moldovan]

Emma is enjoying this too much. Her and Tomcat are tag teaming Darce

[brillia79]

Just now, Armchair Critic said:

Darcey must be enjoying the publicity because I have seen a couple mentions of her and Jesse appearing. I didn't realize she was that close in age to me, now I am shaking my head at her even more.

I didn’t even care about Jesse once I found out Maria would be making an appearance.

[charmed1]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

I was busy carbo loading, resting and even got some provisions for tonight’s three hour tour. Anyone interested in Szechuan chicken?

I just had an Oreo ice cream sandwich. So so sexy. So beautiful romantic.

[HappyDancex2]

Darce finds out he's been engaged twice and all she cares about is a potential recycled ring.

[firefly]

2 minutes ago, Armchair Critic said:

Outwit, Outlast, Outsnark! How many of us will survive 4 (!?!) hours of show tonight? 😂

Come on people we’ve trained all year for this!

[OoogleEyes]

1 minute ago, Angry Moldovan said:

Under the duvet with a hot cup of tea. Bering it bitches

We are SO WILD!

[Twopper]

Hi to all you expert snarksters.

Just finishing dinner so I am missing the show at the moment.  Also I am zoned out on benadryl for a second day.    Maybe that will make the show better?

[brillia79]

1 minute ago, Brooklynista said:

So Tim is turned on by Tom's accent🙄

And not Jennifer’s.

Noted.

[Gobi]

1 minute ago, nytonc said:

Here’s a clue...Tim loves Tom’s accent. 

1 minute ago, Brooklynista said:

So Tim is turned on by Tom's accent🙄

And, right on schedule, I'm getting ads for gay cruises.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Darcy is going to have a nervous breakdown as Tom exposes her idiocy.

[poeticlicensed]

Just now, firefly said:

Come on people we’ve trained all year for this!

Snark marathon!

[greekmom]

Darcy is so stupid... she could reject Tom live and give him back the key and own up to being an independent woman. 

[PityFree]

The host is such a shit stirrer. Boooo!

Stacey hemmed her dress.

[blubld43]

Omg. Stacey is here, dressed to be Homecoming queen.

[nytonc]

I really really really hope Jesse tells Darcy he’s getting married 

[Frozendiva]

Those are very expensive Loubs, Darcey.

[Brooklynista]

Did Darcy and Stacy show up for the wrong reunion??  Why the ballgowns?

[HappyDancex2]

Both Darcey and Stacey looks so plump they are ready to pop

[poeticlicensed]

Darcey and Stacey thought they were going to a Real Housewives reunion

[hisbunkie]

Does Tom know about her arrests?  For beating her sister?  
I want to know the timeline with Jesse. 

[charmed1]

Tom’s trying his best to sit on his good side that he FaceTimes on. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Hey Darcy, sucks to be you. But surely you have a plan to stay relevant for the next season.

[Angry Moldovan]

So strong Darce, you hooked with Jesse

[OoogleEyes]

Oh geeze,  not Stacie 

 I'm starting to feel a little sorry for Darcy tonight. There really loading a lot of shit on her with her sister and with Jesse. 

Trigger City 

[DragonFlyzz]

Darcy has a very active imagination.  She also only has one speed ... too friggin fast.

[Julyolo]

Checking in late....3 hours....What a slough of despair.

[sainte-chapelle]

Now Tom is acting all jealous...please

[DragonFlyzz]

Look up needy in the dictionary and there’s a massive photo of Darcy.

[Angry Moldovan]

My fave Darzeee, drunk and desperate 

[Armchair Critic]

1 minute ago, poeticlicensed said:

Darcey and Stacey thought they were going to a Real Housewives reunion

I bet that is their ultimate goal in life. To be married to somebody so they could be on that show.

[Mierin]

Just now, sainte-chapelle said:

Now Tom is acting all jealous...please

He's not doing a very good acting job either.  

[PityFree]

 Stacy has so many fillers she can’t even close her mouth properly.

[Kareem]

I’ve been trying to say hello for 10 minutes but then I’m at least 10 posts behind.  Very much speedy snarklets.  Good to see you all!  

[Auntie Anxiety]

Stacey looks like she hasn’t slept in about ten years.

[poeticlicensed]

Darcey is in love with the idea of being in love and getting married. 

[charmed1]

Darcey in this prom dress is making me nervous. She’s about to have a meltdown. By the time Jesse comes out, I’m expecting for her to go full on Carrie. 

[blubld43]

Just now, PityFree said:

 Stacy has so many fillers she can’t even close her mouth properly.

She looks worse than Darcy,  she truly does.

[Angry Moldovan]

They are all piling on Darce tonight

[hisbunkie]

Just now, sainte-chapelle said:

Now Tom is acting all jealous...please

I don’t think he’s jealous as much as puzzled by her craziness.  So she was crying to a stranger. Probably drunk?

[Brooklynista]

While I think Darcy is an idiot,  I don't think she's a mean girl and I'm not feeling this triple team pile on.

[brillia79]

Stacey’s relationship with Florian is about as real as Darcy’s relationship with Tom. Or Caesar’s relationship with Maria.

[poeticlicensed]

HDTV is not Stacey's friend

[sainte-chapelle]

At least Darce looked embarrassed looking back on her drunk self

[Mierin]

1 minute ago, poeticlicensed said:

Darcey is in love with the idea of being in love and getting married. 

Yup - she's in love with the idea of finding her Prince Charming.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Darcy loves to blame everyone else for her miserable life.

[nytonc]

Darcy you wanted to go to Albania. Don’t put that on your sister. 

[DragonFlyzz]

Darcy alone is extra enough.  With Stacy it’s extra to the 10th power.

[PityFree]

 For all the plastic surgery Stacy has had, she hasn’t bothered to do anything about her growing jowls.

[Gobi]

Bring out Jesse!

[sainte-chapelle]

1 minute ago, Brooklynista said:

While I think Darcy is an idiot,  I don't think she's a mean girl and I'm not feeling this triple team pile on.

Agree I kinda feel sorry for Darcey