90DF Live Chat: Rice-A-Roni & Google Translate

[Pepper Mostly]

So, Ludwing was only on for five minutes? I hope TLC paid for his hotel.

[Wanda]

Thank god tiffany, the great love guru is there. She should be running the show.

[brillia79]

Shut it, Tiffany! You left your man behind because foreign living was too inconvenient!

[Azubah]

If you want to fight for your marriage, Laura, get some money and text him before you leave the house. Would I do that? No. But that's what you'll have to do.

[Julyolo]

Ouch! When Tiffany relates to Jenny about how much you have to be in love with someone to marry them, and don't easily let that go. Major trolling of Jenny.

Edited October 22, 2019 by Julyolo

[Pepper Mostly]

Oh good, Deavan and Jihoon are up. We could use some comic relief. 

[blubld43]

Scumit makes an appearance!

[Gobi]

Next up - Super Sperm and Clean Anal!

[kacesq]

This franchise has toughened me up...no one’s tears move me.

and Tiffany? Didn’t you just tell Corey that it’s easy to pick apart someone else’s relationship? So kindly STFU.

and not for nothing, she humiliated Aladdin with all the talk of his lack of prowess. On national TV. That’s not normal couple stuff.

[sainte-chapelle]

You don't know what happened to him Laura? I do, the money ran out and he wants to be rid of you.

[Floatingbison]

Sumit!!!!!!!!!!!! YES YES YES!!!!!!  It's all happening, people!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Armchair Critic]

Laura you are a frumpy 50+ year old with personality problems and you really thought some hot 28 year old is going to put up with all your crap.

[Azubah]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Laura: I feel like such an idiot.

(Singing) And you look like one, tooooooo!

[RichiesOlderBro]

2 minutes ago, blubld43 said:

Not her bio brother.

Liam is acting completely insane.

Strangely, Liam is the responsible one taking car of Laura’s dogs. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

If she’d leave her dogs to chase dick, she has absolutely no redeeming qualities. 

[Mu Shu]

Laura is a terrible actress. Shut those damn dogs up. 

[LennieBriscoe]

1 minute ago, Floatingbison said:

WTF is wrong with Liam?

He's chortling because he thinks the new highway won't bypass his motel.....

[Frozendiva]

2 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

They are all crazy as bedbugs.

Bedbugs only need to feed once per year.

[Twopper]

Happy snarking night!!

Okay, I want Aladin and Laughing Liam off  my screen so we can get to Sumit and Jenny which will probably be the last 2 minutes of the show.😡

[Toodleoo]

I’m late. WTF just happened with Liam/Laura/Ludwig/Lunkhead?

[poeticlicensed]

Skipper is so surprised and upset that she bought a young guy and he turned out to be the kind of guy who could be bought. What a shock, said no one.

Betting she will back on the international dating apps before the ink dries on her divorce papers

[Bryce Lynch]

Liam is a sociopath for laughing that way.  But, he is 100% right about his mother.

[Dance4Life]

Soooooo......your pension can be cut without notice???  
 

I thought that was money you already earned.....????? 🤷🏼‍♀️ 

[Angry Moldovan]

2 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

So, Ludwing was only on for five minutes? I hope TLC paid for his hotel.

Totally ripped off, again. Less of Liams maniacal laughing and more Lundwing.

[Drogo]

Who ordered the super sperm?

[Lady Iris]

Liam is such a turd! I get his mom ain’t all that but he is heartless and way too gleeful he was right.

[Auntie Anxiety]

<——-not a big fan of small yippy dogs

Edited October 22, 2019 by Auntie Anxiety

[Bryce Lynch]

The planes! The planes!

[sainte-chapelle]

3 minutes ago, Drogo said:

Why's his shirt inside out? 

I didn't notice and had to rewind it...you are right! As Aladdin would say "that's weird man"

[Coltee Gal]

Liam has ZERO fucks to give

[Mu Shu]

1 minute ago, Floatingbison said:

Sumit!!!!!!!!!!!! YES YES YES!!!!!!  It's all happening, people!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

YES! He will sweep in with a gaily painted and flower be strewn rickshaw. People will dance and sing gaily in vividly colored clothing! The greatest love story of our time!

[Azubah]

Just now, Toodleoo said:

I’m late. WTF just happened with Liam/Laura/Ludwig/Lunkhead?

Crying, laughing, barking, sulking. There, you're up to date.

[Gobi]

I bet Sumbitch is married to Maria.

[libgirl2]

That was annoying 

[Alonzo Mosely FBI]

The camera was not kind of Laura’s ass crack when she stood up! Yikes !!!

[Twopper]

1 minute ago, Armchair Critic said:

Laura you are a frumpy 50+ year old with personality problems and you really thought some hot 28 year old is going to put up with all your crap.

Plus you failed to  read up on the culture of the man you so eagerly desired for jiggy jigging.  You shouldn't be surprised at his desire for control.  

I hope Avery is paying attention to this, but I am sure she thinks it would never happen with her and Omar.

[kacesq]

I assume we’re adding “no she’s not a prostitute” to our 90DF book of quotes...

[SunnyBeBe]

It could be worse...Liam could have blamed all the failed relationships on his mom instead of the men...he's at least showing some respect.

[Drogo]

1 minute ago, sainte-chapelle said:

I didn't notice and had to rewind it...you are right! As Aladdin would say "that's weird man"

Maybe it said Baby Gap and they couldn't get product placement money. 

[PityFree]

Jihoon is such a cutie.

[sainte-chapelle]

1 minute ago, Azubah said:

Crying, laughing, barking, sulking. There, you're up to date.

Until Liam mentioned it was the dogs I thought Ansuelo was about to make an appearance 

[Dance4Life]

You mean .....No Birth Control.......is surprised pregnancy???  Hahahahah! 

[Bryce Lynch]

My only slim hope for Liam is that maybe he knows this is all fake and can't keep a straight face.

[Pepper Mostly]

Aw, Jihoon! 

[renatae]

2 minutes ago, Dance4Life said:

Soooooo......your pension can be cut without notice???  
 

I thought that was money you already earned.....????? 🤷🏼‍♀️ 

Some pensions only go for so long at a certain rate, then decrease after that time.

[Adeejay]

WTF, Liam. Your mother is clearly distraught and you are sitting there laughing?! I believe that there is more to Aladin and Laura's catastrophe than her going out for coffee and not telling him.

[seasons]

I hate the way that clueless host says "the OTHER way".

[hisbunkie]

Laura and Aladdin did not know the difference between a marriage and an international booty call.   Now it’s too late. 
 

[libgirl2]

Just now, SunnyBeBe said:

It could be worse...Liam could have blamed all the failed relationships on his mom instead of the men...he's at least showing some respect.

I think he has a been there done that attitude  and maybe that is why he laughs but it was annoying 

[RichiesOlderBro]

So Deavan was a cheap drunk, one bottle of wine and she had no defense to that super sperm.