Lady Iris

Omg, the visions that conjures up from that movie. Still, that would be preferable to no shower. It seems like none of them do. Heck I could be taking a trip to a neighboring state and I google the hell out of everything in the vicinity I'm visiting. If I were moving to another country with such a massive culture difference, I'd be all over that.

Backyard huh? That's about as survivally as I want to get. I'll have to look out for her ep.

I'd really love to know the time frame between the chest thumping eel devouring guy took this sudden header into fever town. It seemed like a quick turn around so it has to be something infectious given that high fever that took him down.

Lol, much? If she's done anything its all been off screen. I didn't even know her name was Nicole. You just know it galled Jeff to give up those precious nibbles. Good for Laura for finally seeing the light and going with the team. Once the food sources died off Jeff lost all his mojo. Laura still looks damn strong. I hope nothing was seriously wrong with Jeff. I had a fever of a 103 once and I felt like hell never mind being naked and starving in an inhospitable land. The previews for next week with a mess of bees/hornets/wasps jungle stingey things looks really bad.

Can we get a gif of a coconut tree landing on Jeff’s head? He’s standing there droning on about blah blah blah, meanwhile James is hacking down a tree while he’s feeling like crap. Just shut up Jeff!

There's gonna be boat building in the near future I presume. I'd love if it Jeff and Laura were told, "Neighbors not boatmates".

Hah! Aint that the truth!

I remember the first time I saw him on Naked and Afraid he said his wife didn't want him snuggling with the female for body heat. Who knows if they're still together. Maybe not. Imagine every time he comes home from the grocery store, pounding his chest and screaming because he brought home the bacon? NO thank you.

Poor Charlie. I really feel for the guy. He wants so badly to finish and its just not in the cards for him no matter how hard he tries. Who is the uber skinny brunette who seems to be the Breakfast Club Allison of the group. I never hear a peep from her. Does she talk? Does she help? Seems Karma will be making a visit next week to Jeff. A fever? No...gasp...not a..... DUN DUN DUNNNNN FEVER!!!!

Omg! Flames!!! Flames!!! From the sides of my face!!! Jeff proclaims he wouldn’t take a handout. Oh really!!! If you’d barely had any sustenance for 20+ days and someone kindly offered a trade for your stupid banana with eel, you would refuse it?!? I call shenanigans! Shame! Shame! Shame!

I do love me a good haiku. Please keep 'em coming. What? You didn't see Azan's enthusiastic response to her cooing over her purple hair? If he didn't want to marry her before she's just found the key to getting him say I do. I need you to know that I just nose snorted by morning Dunkin' Donuts ice coffee over this. Its a baby Yoda!

I chose Corey and Evilyn because if he isn't running terrified of her by now then I don't see it ever happening.

Heheheheheh, fusspot...heheheheheh. Yeah this undoing of Laura is so unfortunate. What happened to the likeable karma seeking person we saw way back when? I get that she's accomplished a lot and that is something to be proud of but she's sadly gone down in my rankings for favorites. Jake is and always will be number one but she was definitely top 2 until recently.

Come again? They're doing a what you say??? I don't think I've heard them mention that over their bellowing about doing a 60 day challenge.

They really do. I wanna hang out with them to watch tv and snark. I do rather enjoy watching his weekly sprawling on my tv.