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[humbleopinion]

2 minutes ago, Angry Moldovan said:

Imagine how much she smells. Cigarettes, booze and cheaply perfume 

Darcey?

Angela?

Rebecca?

They all smell like the same ashtray at a bar.....

Edited October 14, 2019 by humbleopinion

[Baltimore Betty]

Tim feigns sleep to avoid sex.

[Floatingbison]

"you are the girl."

Truer words were never spoken.

[OoogleEyes]

 Have they been together for 3 months and have not  had sex??  Geeze

[Twopper]

3 minutes ago, Floatingbison said:

I'm an American and I can barely understand Grangela.

oh, crap,  I have lived 90%  of my life in the southeast including Georgia,  and I can barely understand her much of the time.   I usually have closed caps on because of these shows, but I think Mr Twopper turned them off when he was watching football.

[Bryce Lynch]

"You are the girl."

[Mr. Miner]

I was exhausted from carrying around the anxiety of having an inverted penis.

[rideashire]

Teem, just fuck her. She wants it. Oh my god. This is like watching a nat geo documentary of animal mating practices but the male is just oblivious. 

[VioletNevermind]

At least Jeniffffer didn’t call him a poosee this time.  Small victories?

[kacesq]

Topless Tim. I am deceased.

[charmed1]

Ew ew ew! His gangly little body! I don’t want to see that. 

[tvrox]

Oh no... a spa. Tim if you want her to think you are not a girl this is not way to do it 

[RichiesOlderBro]

1 minute ago, Baltimore Betty said:

No way is that ring real, no effing way.  So on top of him not being able to pony up a decent bride price, he gave her a fake ring and he still does not know what the plan is after he pays the bride price. 

Bikini plays her cards close to her chest, I get the feeling that this is not her first rodeo.

What does Ben love about her and vice a versa?  I have not seen anything that would be considered love, she does not even seem attracted to him and he seems like he wouldn't have the faintest idea of what to do in bed. 

Their time spent together has been uninspiring.

I was wondering if Bikini is the fly in the trap for wealthy Americans.  

[HappyDancex2]

Soooooooooooooooooooooooooo if he was too tired last night......what about this morning?   Start in the shower or something?   Is he new?  OMG STOP THIS INSANITY

[Angry Moldovan]

Oh Tiny Teem have some shame. You’re an embarrassment at this stage

[poeticlicensed]

Jennifer wants sex, not a spa day, Teem.

[greekmom]

Tim is sooo fucking stupid.

[Armchair Critic]

I can't figure out if Tim is Ace or Gary from The Ambiguously Gay Duo

Edited October 14, 2019 by Armchair Critic

[Gobi]

That's the only facial she'll ever get from Tim.

[Drogo]

All men know what it's like to be too tired for sex. 

In prison.

[kacesq]

Oh Tim. Tim Tim Tim. What the hell were you thinking? 

[Eldemarge]

Veteran chiming in to say I also hate Tim's blank little dog tags.  😛

[Floatingbison]

I don't think I've ever cringed so much watching a show.  It's like Teem is trying to drive her away.  

[brillia79]

Tim is never going to have sex with Jennifer. Not ever. Do with that info what you will.

[Gigglepuff]

She's patting her hair. She's pissed. 

[LilaFowler]

This is low-key awful. Jeniffer, get up, throw something at his big head and never look in his direction again.

[usernameG]

1 minute ago, HappyDancex2 said:

Soooooooooooooooooooooooooo if he was too tired last night......what about this morning?   Start in the shower or something?   Is he new?  OMG STOP THIS INSANITY

You would think he would wake up with some morning wood or something.

[Armchair Critic]

Tim is just trolling us now with the spa treatment date

[kacesq]

Dont roll your eyes, Tim. This is a fairly normal reaction to finding out your ring was someone else's first.

[humbleopinion]

Tim looks like the tall creatures who descended the space ship in Close Encounters...same chest and shoulders....and head to body ratio...

Edited October 14, 2019 by humbleopinion

[greekmom]

A promise ring is like what?? $200. He could have shopped for one there in Colombia.

[sainte-chapelle]

Oh Tim nooooooo. Buy her a new ring this isn't highschool

[Floatingbison]

1 minute ago, Gobi said:

That's the only facial she'll ever get from Tim.

LOLOLOLOLOL.  

[rideashire]

He knows exactly what he did bringing that up and I think he's purposely trying to sabotage this. He doesn't want to be with her anymore but doesn't have the balls to say so.

[OoogleEyes]

I wonder how that played out in his head?

[Gigglepuff]

Yay!! Alexi's back for Pillow Talk. 

[Brooklynista]

Well Tim's ring trick worked. Now Jennifer is pissed at him and won't want the D from him. He gets to live another day without giving up the drawers. 

[Miss Chevious]

Tiny Teem wears his cap even in a hot tub! Take it off, Teem!

[Frozendiva]

3 minutes ago, rideashire said:

Teem, just fuck her. She wants it. Oh my god. This is like watching a nat geo documentary of animal mating practices but the male is just oblivious. 

Not like he is a male bird of paradise.

[Angry Moldovan]

2 minutes ago, Gobi said:

That's the only facial she'll ever get from Tim.

Gobi, you’re so funny (and naughty!)

[HappyDancex2]

Just now, Floatingbison said:

I don't think I've ever cringed so much watching a show.  It's like Teem is trying to drive her away.  

it's inexplicable.  

I think the previous gf was made up and he's just showing us a collage of pictures of rando women.    NEVER met a guy like this.  Not even the gay guys!

[Angry Moldovan]

2 minutes ago, brillia79 said:

Tim is never going to have sex with Jennifer. Not ever. Do with that info what you will.

Fact

[Drogo]

Drown yourself, Tim. Do it.

[charmed1]

Tim is built like Roger the alien. 

[Julyolo]

Tim deliberately wanted to start chaos with the ring. When she asked him where he bought it, all he had to do is say the name of the store. He didn't have to go all into the detail he bought it for someone else first. He has no game for sure.

Edited October 14, 2019 by Julyolo

[Brooklynista]

1 minute ago, OoogleEyes said:

I wonder how that played out in his head?

Which head? This is perfect for the little head. It gets to stay safely in his pants.

[iwasish]

Jen needs to do a Charlotte and put the stamps around his dick at night to see if he has nocturnal erections!!

Tim also needs to let his shirt on. 

[Bryce Lynch]

4 minutes ago, poeticlicensed said:

Jennifer wants sex, not a spa day, Teem.

I thought he was going to say he hired a guy to do her.    

[Angry Moldovan]

2 minutes ago, Gigglepuff said:

Yay!! Alexi's back for Pillow Talk. 

Sexy Alexie

[greekmom]

A mirror that can see into my home?!?! No thanks