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[Bubbacat]

Hitting it off great? This is the world's MOST awkward conversation!

[Mercolleen]

36 minutes ago, PeaceLily2 said:

He met her just a few weeks ago??????

That's what I was about to comment ... I even rewound to make sure I heard it right. Have they at least talked to each other, or is she "shy" like "Melissa"?

[Straycat80]

There’s something shady about Melissa. 

Why is Ricky speaking English to her and then switches to Spanish?

how old is she? Braces and homework. 

[greekmom]

Homework from school. Man. He better check her id.

At least he knows some Spanish. Not like some of the other dopes in the show (yeah looking at you Pole.)

Edited August 20, 2018 by greekmom
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[Armchair Critic]

Her "Ooooh" when Ricky said he wanted to see her tomorrow doesn't sound promising. And Ricky thinks he was oh so charming and won her over.

[Pepper Mostly]

"My charm won her over"?? Oh Ricky. 

[PeaceLily2]

That fanny pack.  Huge turn off! 

Edited August 20, 2018 by PeaceLily2
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[Pepper Mostly]

Ricky. Day 6 or 7 you will be back in Columbus, a sadder but wiser man. 

[snarkish]

Melissa had no plans to meet him again after this meetup. Kind of like Myriam and Patrick last season. Idiot flies overseas and the girl was not intending them to show up.

[AussieBabe]

The conversation is awkward, and there's something off about her. Sister AussieBabe said she gives her an escort/stripper vibe.

[brilliantbreakfast]

Somewhere in wherever Ricky and Melissa are, some orchard is missing two large grapefruit.

[CoachWristletJen]

He's saying it's well worth the trip already? Oh, no....

She never intended to meet him. She just wanted him to keep sending her dinero. Now she's got to figure out if she can keep getting him to sent her dinero.

[Auntie Anxiety]

On second thought, not convinced that Melissa is a woman.

[charmed1]

Guys. Guys! Am I the only one watching this through my fingers. Oh my god!

Angela and Tarik are so freaking clueless and stupid to not realize both of their “loves” are completely repulsed by them. Jesus.

[JennyMominFL]

I think there is a button under Melissa’s chin to turn her off and on.

[libgirl2]

Hazel, Tariq could be really bad (ala David and Annie), I think he is a pretty good catch.

[Straycat80]

Mama Jon is worried about Rachel when her son is the one with the criminal record. Yeah, that makes sense. 

[rideashire]

How can two people see the same event so differently? Ricky is convinced the 'vibe' is there, but I get the feeling the only thing Melissa wants is to get away from him.

[Lucky Santangelo]

Just now, JennyMominFL said:

I think there is a button under Melissa’s chin to turn her off and on.

She’s a fembot

[PityFree]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

On second thought, not convinced that Melissa is a woman.

 I’m not convinced she’s an adult.

[Suzywriter]

Something is just so wrong about Melissa. So so wrong.

[libgirl2]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

On second thought, not convinced that Melissa is a woman.

I kind of got that vibe too. She is just too much.

[Auntie Anxiety]

1 minute ago, PityFree said:

2 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

 

 I’m not convinced she’s an adult.

That too.

[Bubbacat]

Ricky. Oh, honey. So sweet. So hopeful. So clueless. So deluded.

[VioletNevermind]

I want to kick Ricky’s ass into the middle of next week.  He left his daughter, who has special needs, to travel thousands of miles to basically have a date with this woman (who looks like a pro, sorry) and she leaves in a cab??!  He is imagining a relationship here where there is none.  

[sainte-chapelle]

This is so awkward you guys.  

[ALittleShelfish]

Me, upon seeing Melissa walk in, not unlke the Christmas M&Ms Santa commercial... "(He) IS real!"

Also, sorry, Ricky, but she's just not that into you.  

Angela, "I've never been outside of the US!" NO REALLY, YOU DON'T SAY? YOU ARE SO WORLDLY, ANGELA! TELL ME IT CAN'T BE TRUE!   The trip to the Atlanta airport was probably the most cultural experience she's ever seen. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Ugh. Cannot stand Jesse.

[libgirl2]

2 minutes ago, Bubbacat said:

Ricky. Oh, honey. So sweet. So hopeful. So clueless. So deluded.

There is no way she is interested. She isn't desperate looking for a better life like Hazel or even Karine. She just wants the money and for him to go home!

Edited August 20, 2018 by libgirl2

[Bubbacat]

Just now, SuzyLee said:

I want to kick Ricky’s ass into the middle of next week.  He left his daughter, who has special needs, to travel thousands of miles to basically have a date with this woman (who looks like a pro, sorry) and she leaves in a cab??!  He is imagining a relationship here where there is none.  

Isn't Tarik the one with the daughter with autism? I could be wrong. I do have trouble keeping the sad sacks straight.

[Mercolleen]

Is Jesse wearing a corset? 

[PeaceLily2]

Jesse and his chunk link bracelet.  

[Pepper Mostly]

4 minutes ago, snarkish said:

Melissa had no plans to meet him again after this meetup. Kind of like Myriam and Patrick last season. Idiot flies overseas and the girl was not intending them to show up.

YES, this. She was happy to string him along and run over to Western Union for his $$$. She was gobsmacked when he turned up in Colombia. That said, how willfully blind is our Ricky? He thinks he charmed her? She was like the girl cat in a Pepe LePew cartoon!

[ECM1231]

9 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Tarik is chubby? 

Not to me. Ricky is the chubby one. Tarik is 43 and looks younger than Ricky, who is 34, I believe. Tarik thinks Hazel is gorgeous so it is kind of sad Hazel is not attracted to him. She needs to cut her hair.... It is too long for her thin face.

[PityFree]

Ricky - you invited yourself there. You cannot expect her to now be your tour guide for the week.

[sainte-chapelle]

"He is me sexy Nigerian" Michael looks at the camera as if to say "help me" and almost pulls a "she's big a little bit" nope

[PeaceLily2]

1 minute ago, Mercolleen said:

Is Jesse wearing a corset? 

I went back and looked and didn’t see wha you may be talking about.

[EllaDisco]

1 minute ago, Bubbacat said:

Isn't Tarik the one with the daughter with autism? I could be wrong. I do have trouble keeping the sad sacks straight.

Yes.  Ricky has the 12? year old daughter he asks for relationship advice and a 2-ish year old from his not yet ex-wife.

[Armchair Critic]

If I was Rachel I wouldn't want to stay with his mom, at least get a hotel room for a night so they can get it on in private

Edited August 20, 2018 by Armchair Critic

[Auntie Anxiety]

oh geez. Way to waste money on a baby for the two week stay.

[Lucky Santangelo]

Jon reminds me of Joey from friends

[Miss Chevious]

Another one that says “me and Lucy” and “me and Jon’s mom”. Ugh, Rachel. Did you and Danielle go to the same schools?

[Auntie Anxiety]

Here we go. Reality bites.

[PeaceLily2]

1 minute ago, Armchair Critic said:

If I was Rachel I wouldn't want to stay with his mom, at least get a hotel room for a night so they can get in on in private

Remember......she has no money for a hotel room.

Edited August 20, 2018 by PeaceLily2

[TigerLily20]

Babies are human........so much insight lol.....

[Armchair Critic]

Just now, PeaceLily2 said:

Remember......she had no money for a hotel room

He should pay for the hotel room, but I have a feeling he doesn't have the money either.

[kacesq]

Rachel slow down if only for your daughter's sake, you just met this man, she just met this man. He's not daddy. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Instant family. Yeah, not exactly what Jon expected.

[Pepper Mostly]

Well, at least Jon shouldn't be too perplexed if Lucy barfs on him. 

[JennyMominFL]

Dont squeeze the baby.