90DF Live Chat: Rice-A-Roni & Google Translate

[hookedontv]

Jeez, wedding shit again-shut up Darcy!!’n

[peaceknit]

5 minutes ago, hookedontv said:

Get it while you still can! 

There's no shortage here!

[greekmom]

Just now, Suzy Rhapsody said:

So, Darcey’s beloved just had a spare cane lying around?  Really?

You beat me too it.

[Brooklynista]

Which leg of Maria's flight was canceled Caesar? Didn't he go as low rate as he could and get her on a 30 hour 8 layover trip?

[blubld43]

So she thinks now that they've had sex, the ring should be forthcoming.

[Armchair Critic]

Jesse has to be somewhere laughing his ass off. 

[RichiesOlderBro]

‘I want to take my time’. 

3 years is just not long enough. 

[Frozendiva]

Just now, Suzy Rhapsody said:

So, Darcey’s beloved just had a spare cane lying around?  Really?

I still have my walking boot from my foot injury in May.

[DVDFreaker]

Darcy is too desperate to get a ring, it is pathetic 

[Horrified]

2 minutes ago, tvrox said:

They have sex and he hurts his ankle?!? Omg this is a nightmare 

2 minutes ago, Andi27 said:

Tom sprained his ankle having sex?!

Bloody nose just sleeping next to her.  Sprained ankle having sex.  At this rate, he'll get a full-on spinal cord injury if he has to walk down the aisle with Darcy.

[pandaindisguise]

Desperation thy name is Darcy.  

[Pepper Mostly]

"As long as its good quality I don't care about the size". Dear god I alarmed my whole household with my screams of laughter. Oh Darcy. So tactful. 

[Gigglepuff]

We need Fidel on Pillow Talk or to host the Tell All. 

[HappyDancex2]

Darcey wouldn't be so insecure if she knew deep in her heart that the guy actually wanted to be with her.   Her issue is that she brow beats any man to death with her begging and fake parts.   They take advantage because they are men....but she knows how hollow it is.

[Angry Moldovan]

Dear Darcy, I don’t want a proposal from dough face, but hey do your desperate yourself

[blubld43]

Oh my god, more nauseating scenes.

[Ellie Godfrey]

Jeeze, she's pushy. So crass. she did this same shit with Jesse.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Darcy should get a custom made neon sign that points to her vagina at all times.

[Gobi]

Not a shower scene that I wanted to see. Why does TLC hate us so much?

[sagittarius sue]

Just now, Brooklynista said:

Which leg of Maria's flight was canceled Caesar? Didn't he go as low rate as he could and get her on a 30 hour 8 layover trip?

I think it was a 32 hour trip actually, so lots of layovers.

[For Cereals]

Hairy back....just no

[Horrified]

2 minutes ago, Gobi said:

How does Darcey spell relief? S-E-X.

or K-Y

[DragonFlyzz]

1 minute ago, Mierin said:

Subtle, Darcy.  REALLY subtle.

She’s as subtle as a concrete block and about as smart.

[hoosiermom]

Between reading the posts,reading sub titles and watching the show, I don't have time to participate in live chat! 😖

[DVDFreaker]

Did we need to see Benjamin’s back hair? Yuck!

[iwasish]

1 minute ago, greekmom said:

You beat me too it.

Don’t all proper Englishmen?

[VioletNevermind]

1 minute ago, Frozendiva said:

I still have my walking boot from my foot injury in May.

Point taken.  But I bet you don’t look as douchey as he does with his cane.  😉

[RichiesOlderBro]

Just now, Gigglepuff said:

We need Fidel on Pillow Talk or to host the Tell All. 

I’d watch that.  

[Andi27]

2 minutes ago, sagittarius sue said:

Over on the episode topic someone mentioned that his ankle was hit during cricket practice which probably led to the swollen ankle.

"Cricket practice"?!  How pretentious can this guy be?

[poeticlicensed]

So what happened to the money for Benjamin's AirBnB?

[Armchair Critic]

Darcey is jealous of her sister and wants to be engaged to compete, I don't think she even really likes Tom as a person

[Emkat]

TOO MUCH SHOWN IN THE SHOWER SCENE!!!

[hookedontv]

Bikini may want Benjamin to see Tim about hair removal tips. 

[VioletNevermind]

Somewhere in Amsterdam tonight, Jesse is cutting into a perfectly biased steak and thanking the god of his choice that he escaped this mess.  

[Gobi]

1 minute ago, sagittarius sue said:

I think it was a 32 hour trip actually, so lots of layovers.

No lay over in Cancun, though.

[usernameG]

2 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

I don't think Tim is trans at all. I've never met a trans guy who gets manicures, waxes his pits and grooms his eyebrows like Kylie Jenner. I bet he's non binary or gender non conforming maybe. 

I don't think he is at all. But she was totally blinded by the car to see he's the conquering type of dude.

[Auntie Anxiety]

1 minute ago, poeticlicensed said:

So what happened to the money for Benjamin's AirBnB?

Now in Akini’s brother’s left pocket.

[iwasish]

2 minutes ago, Horrified said:

Bloody nose just sleeping next to her.  Sprained ankle having sex.  At this rate, he'll get a full-on spinal cord injury if he has to walk down the aisle with Darcy.

She’ll push him down the aisle even if he’s comatose. 

[tvrox]

Akinyi cant even pretend to like Ben

[Gigglepuff]

Nice of Akini to fill Benjamin in on customs. I think he'll actually try. 

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Andi27 said:

"Cricket practice"?!  How pretentious can this guy be?

He is a fucking poser. He doesn't play cricket. He doesn't have a friend with a yacht. He's not a ladykiller. He's full of shit. He bamboozles dumbass Americans like Darcy who think English=high class. 

[Armchair Critic]

4 minutes ago, Emkat said:

TOO MUCH SHOWN IN THE SHOWER SCENE!!!

Isn't he a minister, what kind of minister goes on this shit show and then allows himself to be filmed showering?!

Edited September 9, 2019 by Armchair Critic

[Gobi]

2 minutes ago, poeticlicensed said:

So what happened to the money for Benjamin's AirBnB?

Maria has it.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Just now, iwasish said:

She’ll push him down the aisle even if he’s comatose. 

On a gurney.

[BradandJanet]

Ben has to eat everything he's served. That means the show has some surprises for him at dinner. 

Edited September 9, 2019 by BradandJanet
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[Angry Moldovan]

I love everything about zuchinni, her hair is divine. She could do so much better than Blah blah ben

[firefly]

Darcey has not figured out that when Tom says “That’s so American” he is not handing out compliments.

[iwasish]

3 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Darcy should get a custom made neon sign that points to her vagina at all times.

Like Samantha’s in SATC. Charlotte said it was “OPEN ALL NIGHT”

[usernameG]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

He is a fucking poser. He doesn't play cricket. He doesn't have a friend with a yacht. He's not a ladykiller. He's full of shit. He bamboozles dumbass Americans like Darcy who think English=high class. 

He tricks them by wearing a sweater vests and blazers. 

[Emkat]

I think Bikini are kinda cute together.