90DF Live Chat: Rice-A-Roni & Google Translate

[Frozendiva]

Michael can have whatever friends he wants, Grange.

[Eldemarge]

I promise you, Michael, Georgia isn't so amazing that you should just soak up abuse for the rest of your life.

[HappyDancex2]

Just now, BradandJanet said:

Please tell me Grangela is wearing a pajama top, the pink one with the dogs. 

She looks ruff.

[iwasish]

3 minutes ago, poeticlicensed said:

Dude you have 2K to your name. You can't afford to buy a wife. 

He can go on the payment plan, like David.

[charmed1]

Grangela you were caught driving drunk, you asshole! You have the nerve to talk about those young men.

[sagittarius sue]

1 minute ago, BradandJanet said:

Please tell me Grangela is wearing a pajama top, the pink one with the dogs. 

Probably one of her scrubs.

[poeticlicensed]

1 minute ago, Gigglepuff said:

Sigh. Another mediocre man who thinks he's entitled to buy a "10" for a wife. 

Yes, because of 'Murica. That trumps all deficiences.

[Pepper Mostly]

"Bye motherfucker". Sigh. True love. I think I might cry. 

[iwasish]

Darcy looks like a hooker walking into that bar. Wait till she starts crying and blubbering about Jesse. 

[HappyDancex2]

Just now, Gobi said:

Michael lives in the bj neighborhood. Sounds like somewhere Jay would live.

Didn't he just get in a car and some woman's mouth fell on his penis?  That's some crazy neighborhood.

[Gobi]

2 minutes ago, hisbunkie said:

Anyone knowhow Family Chantel is doing in the ratings?  There are so many commercials for it.

In the thread for TFC, there's a link to an article about it being a ratings success.

[HappyDancex2]

Just now, iwasish said:

Darcy looks like a hooker walking into that bar. Wait till she starts crying and blubbering about Jesse. 

That outfit is just so thirsty for a nice hotel in the afternoon.   Why does she have to try so hard?

[Auntie Anxiety]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

"Bye motherfucker". Sigh. True love. I think I might cry. 

Coming to a Hallmark Channel movie near you.

[sainte-chapelle]

Darcy...that outfit...no....you look like a dime store hooker.

[Frozendiva]

Family Chantel, spend the money to have a nice life for yourselves. Not Pedro’s family.

[poeticlicensed]

This show is a scream! I literally want to scream and bitchslap all of them

[hisbunkie]

Just now, Gobi said:

In the thread for TFC, there's a link to an article about it being a ratings success.

That’s too bad. It will keep them in drama as long as it goes on. 

So mama Chantel who’s harvesting 5he American dollar?

[Gigglepuff]

Just now, sainte-chapelle said:

Darcy...that outfit...no....you look like a dime store hooker.

Streetwalker with mileage. 

[For Cereals]

5 minutes ago, Gigglepuff said:

Sigh. Another mediocre man who thinks he's entitled to buy a "10" for a wife. 

A good 6 without makeup...I’m going to hell...

[magemaud]

Gucci on her Coochie! And NOTHING else under that jacket! 

[Armchair Critic]

If I was Avery I would worry about the control Omar would have over her once they are married, she's just thinking about the jiggy jiggy

[greekmom]

I have to give Omar points as I think that Omar paid for their room. 

[Gobi]

1 minute ago, Gigglepuff said:

Streetwalker with mileage. 

Crack whore?

[hisbunkie]

1 minute ago, magemaud said:

Gucci on her Coochie! And NOTHING else under that jacket! 

She would look so much better without all that hair. 

[Andi27]

Scouse is tough, but I support Liverpool Football Club, so I developed an ear for it and really appreciate it. I listen to local fan podcasts on my commute and when I accidentally have left them on when friends are in the car, there can be a lot of confusion.

As far as the broader UK, Glaswegian is a hard one. With both, the heavy use of very localized slang also plays a big part.

[poeticlicensed]

I am totally behind Avery's mom gaslighting her.

[HappyDancex2]

I hear Syria is lovely in the winter.

[sagittarius sue]

Even if Avery thinks they'll eventually get Omar to the US on a spousal visa, it's not going to happen with the current ban.

[Julyolo]

4 minutes ago, HappyDancex2 said:

That outfit is just so thirsty for a nice hotel in the afternoon.   Why does she have to try so hard?

Depends on what you plan on doing in the hotel. It would be a no for lunch, but yes for sex.

[Gobi]

Getting married in a war zone is so romantic!

[sainte-chapelle]

Omar seemed eager to run away...maybe the cross tattoo scared him off.

[Armchair Critic]

Tom's face is unfortunate

[Pepper Mostly]

Jesus, we've been teased with Darcy exiting the cab for the last half hour. Enough already. Uncle. 

[charmed1]

Tom’s wearing Jenny’s glasses.

[magemaud]

12 minutes ago, sainte-chapelle said:

Oh good....he is planning to buy a wife with travellers cheques

Can you pay a Bride Price with them? 

[HappyDancex2]

Tom isn't worth it looks-wise.

[Eldemarge]

SIR, the hooker you ordered has arrived.

[hisbunkie]

Just now, HappyDancex2 said:

I hear Syria is lovely in the winter.

It’s so sad to see what war does to a country. 

[RichiesOlderBro]

I bet he’s shorter than Darcy. 

[Brooklynista]

Did Tim tell the waitstaff his date is a broke down hooker?

[Auntie Anxiety]

Did Tom’s hair get even higher?

[VioletNevermind]

Follow your heart back home to your girls, Darcey.  

[LucyEth]

Tom looks like  a small animal is living on top of his head.

[Angry Moldovan]

He’s nowhere near hot enough for Darzeeeeeeee.

[Armchair Critic]

Tom is too fussy acting for me, not my type

[Gigglepuff]

Just now, Gobi said:

Crack whore?

No, I heard the "streetwalker with mileage" term from an old lady who I used to give home care to back when I was a student. I've never, ever forgotten it. 

[poeticlicensed]

Tom's hair must grow upwards in the humidity. It's positively brillo pad ish

[deedee2]

Tom is a bit Austin Powers, isn't he.

[Brooklynista]

Darcy keep petting that damn hair! I hope she loses 2 tracks.

[Bubbacat]

Wow!! For a meeting of "soulmates," this is just SOOOOO awkward!