90DF Live Chat: Rice-A-Roni & Google Translate

[Pepper Mostly]

And now he's picking weeds from the side of the road for her. Oy.

[LilaFowler]

1 minute ago, Gobi said:

I thought she was made because he wouldn't let her give him a BJ.

Or that he wouldn't give her oral. I mean, I would have figured that every man has his limits.

[Bubbacat]

Nice look, Pole. (Quick! Someone call Tim Gunn!)

[iwasish]

3 minutes ago, Mercolleen said:

HOW DO YOU NOT REALIZE THAT SOMEONE IS GIVING YOU A BLOWJOB????

That is some lousy bj!!! I hope he got a cash tip.

[Gobi]

2 minutes ago, hoosiermom said:

how do you not know you are getting a blow job "until it was too late"?

He was too busy following women on Instagram to notice what was happening.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Yet another match made in heaven.

[hisbunkie]

It was an aggressive woman who gave him a BJ. 

If you lie you cheat; if you cheat you steal; if you steal you kill!

[Gigglepuff]

Cooling vest? *insert eyeroll here* 

[Neurochick]

Dear Angela, you stupid fool.  

There is a Huge difference between being a pen pal and having a relationship.  If you aren’t seeing each other, you’re not in a relationship.  Michael can’t cheat on you if you’re not in a relationship, you can’t cheat on a pen pal.

Love, Neurochick 

[CoachWristletJen]

2 minutes ago, kacesq said:

Is Paul wearing some kind of vest?

Maybe it contains some kind of device that emits a high pitched frequency which drives away mosquitoes.

Edited September 17, 2018 by CoachWristletJen

[For Cereals]

Looks like a thunder shirt I would buy for my dogs...

[Bees52]

Paul's looking for flowers in the weeds???!

[Frozendiva]

NOw that she has hooked you, Pole, things will change.

[Lady Iris]

My gawd, why is he waddling like he's got a full diaper???

[HappyDancex2]

Here's some Poison Ivy Karinny!

[charmed1]

Damn. I was hoping Paul would walk in on Karine with another dude.

[AussieBabe]

Yeah, Pole. Because marriage when you're on great terms at the start s is easy and speak the same language. Marriage when you were already beefing and have to wait on a fully charged mobile and Google Translate is a beast of another kind.

Edited September 17, 2018 by AussieBabe

[snarkish]

Yes, Pole. Speak to Kreeny with an accent, vs. learning to speak her language. 

[hisbunkie]

Why is Paul wearing a bulletproof vest?

[jacksgirl]

Boy the poverty is evident with Karine and Paul

[Frozendiva]

1 minute ago, Bubbacat said:

Nice look, Pole. (Quick! Someone call Tim Gunn!)

That is a lot of look.

[CoachWristletJen]

1 minute ago, For Cereals said:

Looks like a thunder shirt I would buy for my dogs...

Well, thunder might be scary for him!

[configdotsys]

Karine looks awful.

[iwasish]

1 minute ago, AussieBabe said:

So he didn't know it was happening...until it was too late? Wait...whet?! Yes, whet.

Pole is wearing a "cooling vest."

Ricky &Tarek need one of those for their peckers.

[MegD]

Is Pole trying to show use the scariest neighborhood in the country to prove they are "working hard?" Also Karine looks rougher today than at the wedding.

[libgirl2]

Seriously, Jon and Rachel are the most normal and real couple on here.

[charmed1]

She pushed that phone over to him like “girl bye.”

[LilaFowler]

What is this hovel that Paul and Karine are living in?

[Mercolleen]

Paul's haircut looks nice. At least he'll leave Brazil with SOMEthing.

[greekmom]

I must have missed something. So Pole accused Kreeny's brother of stealing???

[CoachWristletJen]

1 minute ago, Lady Iris said:

My gawd, why is he waddling like he's got a full diaper???

That's some other device we don't want to know about.

[jacksgirl]

Bizarre Trident commercial 

[For Cereals]

Just now, libgirl2 said:

Seriously, Jon and Rachel are the most normal and real couple on here.

Weeeeelll....

[hoosiermom]

i just pissed my daughter off. She has a hangover and I was laughing too loud!

[Chickabiddy]

So I know I’m being all Captain Ovious and all, but damn, Big Ange is  so unbelievably vulgar.

Micharl, Michael, Michael, anyone who married for money a green card is going o earn every last bit of it.

Jesus Chrystal Paul, her  family was probably just really hungry. Man up and feed them once in a while.

Anyone notice that Paul may not be able to speak Portuguese, but his accent when he pronounces Katineees name is totally going native. :-)

Ooh snap, Karinee wants a divorce bc now he is on the he hook for child support. 

[PeaceLily2]

4 minutes ago, Mercolleen said:

WHAT IS PAUL WEARING? Bullet-proof vest? Thunder vest?

Hahahahaha!

[Baltimore Betty]

3 minutes ago, iwasish said:

I hope he got a cash tip.

Just the tip.

That's what he said.

LOL.

[Bubbacat]

You know the relationship has hit a rough patch when she'll only text her answers and won't even use the Translator App of True Wuv.

[snarkish]

Anyone noticing how they are spending more time on each couple this episode instead of jumping around every few minutes? 40 minutes in and we haven't seen Ricky or Tarik yet.

[Drogo]

39 minutes ago, Bubbacat said:

I didn't have Rice-a-Roni, but I did send out for Chinese food and had shrimp fried rice. Does that count?

It only counts if you get yelled at by a Botox Hobbit for stirring it. 

[PityFree]

Just now, greekmom said:

I must have missed something. So Pole accused Kreeny's brother of stealing???

Paul bought a lot of groceries. Karine’s  Brothers came over to visit and ate all the food. Pol called them thieves. 

[HappyDancex2]

Pole's a terrible brother in law.  People come over and eat your food.  It's not the end of the world.  Good god he's the person in college dorm or shared apartment who left passive aggressive notes in on and around the fridge.

[AussieBabe]

1 minute ago, snarkish said:

Anyone noticing how they are spending more time on each couple this episode instead of jumping around every few minutes? 40 minutes in and we haven't seen Ricky or Tarik yet.

Thank the lucky stars for small victories.

[Auntie Anxiety]

1 minute ago, libgirl2 said:

 

Seriously, Jon and Rachel are the most normal and real couple on here.

 

 Yes, next to these nut jobs. We have very low standards.

[BradandJanet]

5 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Is Pole wearing a bullet proof vest??

Yes. He is dressing for his first big post-wedding fight with Karine. Pole is always prepared. 

[Bubbacat]

Just now, Drogo said:

40 minutes ago, Bubbacat said:

I didn't have Rice-a-Roni, but I did send out for Chinese food and had shrimp fried rice. Does that count?

It only counts if you get yelled at by a Botox Hobbit for stirring it. 

LOL!!!! Thanks! I'll remember that next time.

[greekmom]

1 minute ago, PityFree said:

Paul bought a lot of groceries. Karine’s  Brothers came over to visit and ate all the food. Pol called them thieves. 

Pole is an idiot.

[iwasish]

4 minutes ago, PityFree said:

Paul bought a lot of groceries. Karine’s  Brothers came over to visit and ate all the food. Pol called them thieves. 

Was any of it Rice A Roni ?

 

He gave up his dog of ten years for Karine.   The dog got the better end  of the deal .

Edited September 17, 2018 by iwasish

[Gobi]

1 minute ago, PityFree said:

Paul bought a lot of groceries. Karine’s  Brothers came over to visit and ate all the food. Pol called them thieves. 

Which is an a-hole reaction.

[MegD]

1 minute ago, greekmom said:

I must have missed something. So Pole accused Kreeny's brother of stealing???

Pole went grocery shopping. Brother came over and ate all of it. It's pretty damn rude of the brother if you ask me, but I'm willing to bet that via translator app, it went over like a lead balloon.