90DF Live Chat: Rice-A-Roni & Google Translate

[AussieBabe]

Just now, Armchair Critic said:

Look at those deep wrinkles on Angela's chest, I have never seen a 52 year old with that deep of wrinkles. Especially since she is heavy set, usually people who get wrinkles like that are thin but when you are heavier your skin gets less wrinkles. She is 52 in dog years.

Right? It's just wow. I've seen women in their 80s who don't have decolletage wrinkles deep as the ocean. Sun damage, smoking like a chimney, and being rode hard and put away wet leave you looking like that? 

[Lady Iris]

I love the tender Roni and the Roni is so right!

[OoogleEyes]

I know Grangela is old enough to be his mother, but she really treats him like a child 

[PityFree]

 OK here is my guess: maybe Michael wanted a blowjob but wouldn’t reciprocate on Angela!

[BradandJanet]

When I went anywhere with a baby, I had to lug around a bulky bag with bottles, diapers, wipes, cheerios, sipppy cups, etc., etc. Lucy seems not to need any of this baby stuff. I want a baby like that. 

[Gobi]

Just now, hoosiermom said:

Nah. They were only 6 and 7 and saw what their divorced friends moms were bringing home and it terrified them. I have no regrets. Of course, now they want me to do the on line dating thing. lol

There's a 90 Day Fiance out there for you somewhere.

[Chickabiddy]

1 minute ago, Mercolleen said:

"It's not possible for me to date a thousand other women." - Michael

(He only has time for a few.)

Like 964 women? ;-) 

[charmed1]

Who cares about having a picture on a freaking cell phone? This woman is mentally 12 years old. She reminds me of Ja’Mie of Summer Heights High. I keep expecting her to say, “Do you swear on our relationship?”

[Pepper Mostly]

Lucy is the best baby ever. She's so mellow!

[Gobi]

Just now, BradandJanet said:

When I went anywhere with a baby, I had to lug around a bulky bag with bottles, diapers, wipes, cheerios, sipppy cups, etc., etc. Lucy seems not to need any of this baby stuff. I want a baby like that. 

Get a TV production team to follow you around and carry it for you.

[Baltimore Betty]

Just now, BradandJanet said:

When I went anywhere with a baby, I had to lug around a bulky bag with bottles, diapers, wipes, cheerios, sipppy cups, etc., etc. Lucy seems not to need any of this baby stuff. I want a baby like that. 

Yeah, Rachel never has a diaper bag and that is weird. The baby never poops or spits up or even needs a pacifier or teething ring?  

[Lady Iris]

1 minute ago, BradandJanet said:

When I went anywhere with a baby, I had to lug around a bulky bag with bottles, diapers, wipes, cheerios, sipppy cups, etc., etc. Lucy seems not to need any of this baby stuff. I want a baby like that. 

Jon was lugging around a pink baby bag along with the cutest baby Lucy.

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Gobi said:

There's a 90 Day Fiance out there for you somewhere.

I hear there's a guy in Morocco who's really hot, if you can get past his hair. 

[HappyDancex2]

Just now, PityFree said:

 OK here is my guess: maybe Michael wanted a blowjob but wouldn’t reciprocate on Angela!

Oh god I'm eating.

[Mercolleen]

Marshalls dress man has purple lips. I don't like looking at them.

[CoachWristletJen]

Angela is just mean! She really treats Michael like she owns him. Wonder what the third egregious thing is that he's done?

[Neurochick]

How can someone cheat on you when you haven’t even met?

[charmed1]

That beach is so beautiful. Angela doesn’t deserve it. I’m cracking up at the “aggressive” girl with no money nor transportation who forced her lips on Michael’s penis. 

Edited September 17, 2018 by charmed1

[Baltimore Betty]

2 minutes ago, Gobi said:

There's a 90 Day Fiance out there for you somewhere.

Yes, somewhere in some impoverished country there is a 24 year old waiting for you.  

[CoachWristletJen]

Michael, why on earth would you tell her that? This is a fake relationship.

"He didn't realize what was happening until it was too late." LOL

[kacesq]

Oh Lord these people and their "he cheated on me" when you've never even met...

[Armchair Critic]

He took a BJ for payment for a ride, like you do. 

[greekmom]

Mike. You need lessons from Azan/Hassan and Mohammed. Geez man.  Are you green when it comes to the faking a relationship for the green card???

[Mercolleen]

HOW DO YOU NOT REALIZE THAT SOMEONE IS GIVING YOU A BLOWJOB????

[Gigglepuff]

LMAO!! He didn't realize what was happening until it was too late? Alrighty then!!! 

[configdotsys]

LOL! The blow job happened so quickly, Michael did not know what was going on! LOL!

[hoosiermom]

how do you not know you are getting a blow job "until it was too late"?

[jacksgirl]

Is Michael an Uber driver? Aggressive blow job? Big Ang's language is horrible 

[Pepper Mostly]

Michael you don't need this. Run, don't walk away from Scoldy McTrasherson

[Auntie Anxiety]

Wait, what?

[usernameG]

He didnt know what what was happening until it was too late.....hahahahahahaha

[Bubbacat]

He didn't realize it was happening until it was too late?!? So . . . it was a . . . surprise blow job?

Lucky Michael.

[aliya]

How do you cheat on someone you've never met? With whom you have no real relationship? Angela needs to back off. Michael is living his life in his country. He doesn't owe her anything unless and until they have a commitment to each other.

[snarkish]

How can any of you eat your Rice a Roni with that boob tattoo staring you in the face??

Yes, I'm still staring at her tits. 

[OoogleEyes]

She is awful!!

[Gobi]

I thought she was mad because he wouldn't let her give him a BJ.

Edited September 17, 2018 by Gobi
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[Rabbittron]

 I don't know why but I'm really bored watching this

[CoachWristletJen]

Is it just me, or does Angela really act like she thinks she's superior? Like she's doing him such a favor because she's a wealthy 'Murican?

Somebody please smack this whiny woman....

[Lady Iris]

My God, he is desperate to trail her to America. Why would he cop to something he didn't do!? Dayum! I knew he was lying.

[Suzywriter]

6 minutes ago, hisbunkie said:

I don’t mean to be classist but...Darcy’s Louboutins, purses and bracelets do not belong in her townhouse.  Was anyone else surprised to see her home?  Which she lives with her sister? 

Darcy lives an easy day trip away from New York City, where Chinatown is wall to wall with Louboutins, designer bags and designer jackets for $25-$50. My Kate Spade handbag was so genuine, the street vendor attached the name plate while I watched. He kept them in a locked box because "nobody steal handbag without name".

I am not making this up.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Michael, there are plenty of desperate American women who are a lot easier to deal with than Granggie.

[Pepper Mostly]

Is Pole wearing a bullet proof vest??

[kacesq]

Is Paul wearing some kind of vest?

[Baltimore Betty]

Is Pole wearing a bullet proof vest?

[Mercolleen]

WHAT IS PAUL WEARING? Bullet-proof vest? Thunder vest?

[AussieBabe]

So he didn't know it was happening...until it was too late? Wait...whet?! Yes, whet.

Pole is wearing a "cooling vest."

[Suzywriter]

"I feel like the luckiest man on earth."

You look like the corniest man on earth.

[snarkish]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

Is Pole wearing a bullet proof vest??

That's his "cooling vest". Lol

[For Cereals]

Is he really weed picking?

[greekmom]

Quick Pole. Get a hand condom!! The ants.