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[hisbunkie]

3 minutes ago, Lillith said:

This is the prettiest and classiest I've seen Larissa look. 

Did you see her shoes?  Brown wedges. 

[gonecrackers]

These weddings are so sad & depressing.

[Lillith]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

Cousin John wore his new flip flops for the occasion.

About 15 years ago a good friend married in Vegas. It was an evening wedding. All of her NY friends dressed in suits and cocktail dresses. All of her CA and midwest friends and families wore khakhis, sundresses and flip flops. 

[Gigglepuff]

Just now, CoachWristletJen said:

Anybody else finding this weird?

Like Twilight Zone weird. 

[RedBagWithMakeup]

John, so snazzy in his logo t-shirt and shorts, so appropriate for the occasion.

Larissa's Goodwill dress is pretty. Too bad Debbie didn't search for a nice dress for her son's wedding.

Edited December 31, 2018 by RedBagWithMakeup

[usernameG]

Just now, CoachWristletJen said:

Coltee has no friends. Just the thug cousin. That's kinda sad.

Mom's got a clean, pink shirt for the occasion.

Anybody else finding this weird?

Super weird and sad. I actually felt bad for her in her Goodwill dress.  

Why would they rent that chapel and not just got to a courthouse?

[Horrified]

The Whole Foods cheese customer is definitely flirting (badly) with the cheese school grad. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Ashley hasn’t yet come to the realization that Jay will touch everything but the third rail.

[magemaud]

1 minute ago, JennyMominFL said:

 

wow, Debbie really dressed for the occasion!

 

Debbie wore that same pink shirt another time when they were in the car. 

I see Cousin John even advertises his Friendly’s HVAC business at weddings.

[renatae]

What? Colt made Larissa get her dress from Goodwill? What a jerk. Then re invites the Neanderthal cousin. I hate you, Colt.

ETA: I think the dress is beautiful. Heck, we furnished our first apartment from Goodwill. But there is something basically stingy about sending your bride to Goodwill for what should be the most special dress of her life.

Edited December 31, 2018 by renatae

[Neurochick]

4 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Cousin John wore his new flip flops for the occasion.

Look, John doesn’t have to like Larissa, but at least dress for the occasion.  I don’t mind that Debbie isn’t wearing a dress, some women don’t like wearing dresses, but Cousin John looks like trash.

What’s wrong with getting a dress from Goodwill?  No wonder people have money problems today.

Edited December 31, 2018 by Neurochick

[LucyEth]

Where is the couple Larissa and Colt went to dinner with, are they there?

[Toodleoo]

Just now, Horrified said:

The Whole Foods cheese customer is definitely flirting (badly) with the cheese school grad. 

He looks like Coltee, too.

[Adeejay]

John, we all know that this isn't forever.  So, you didn't really need to be there.  

[CoachWristletJen]

You cannot tell me that Coltee can't spring to take those, like what... five people to the Brazilian restaurant for a reception.

[Lillith]

20 minutes ago, hisbunkie said:

Did you see her shoes?  Brown wedges. 

If that's her biggest faux pax then my statement stands. I'm just grateful she didn't get married in a white spandex jumpsuit. 

Edited December 31, 2018 by Lillith

[HappyDancex2]

2 minutes ago, aliya said:

So did John. Does he have on a polo shirt with his work logo??? I understand that not everyone has a suit (actually, I don't. If you are grown, you have a suit.), but a dress shirt and tie? People, please. Were you raised by wolves?

I'm shocked they didn't blur out the logo unless the free advertising was part of the negotiation on how this "cousin" of Colt would appear on this show?

[Toodleoo]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Ashley hasn’t yet come to the realization that Jay will touch everything but the third rail.

 

Help I’m dead.

[Brooklynista]

3 minutes ago, Gigglepuff said:

Like Twilight Zone weird. 

2 hours til the NYE marathon begins!!!

Edited December 31, 2018 by Brooklynista

[Frozendiva]

The $150 went to the bride's gown.

[Pepper Mostly]

2 minutes ago, usernameG said:

Coltees cousin just wears his company's polo for every scene.

This is possibly not such a great idea. Would you want to do business with a guy with such a short temper and inappropriate behavior? I wouldn't. 

2 minutes ago, CoachWristletJen said:

 Look at this empty room. Coltee has no friends.

Even if he did he's too cheap to spring for a party for them. 

[Ijustwantsomechips]

So John the fuckwad couldn’t even take off his damn work polo and flip flops to come the wedding?  What garbage he is! And why is Debbie dressed business casual?  If you only had one weirdo kid that you never thought would marry, wouldn’t you want to put on a nice dress for the occasion? And Colt's suit is waaaay to small. That explains the moose knuckle in the photos.  

OTOH, Larissa’s hair was very pretty.

[Gigglepuff]

Just now, Toodleoo said:

He looks like Coltee, too.

I see that too! 

[Gobi]

Looked like the janitor was sitting there (with the baseball hat).

[Toodleoo]

John’s wife is cute when she smiles.

[usernameG]

Coltees ass is HUGE.

"She's managed to control herself." Nice thing to say about your wife dude.

Edited December 31, 2018 by usernameG

[LucyEth]

Just now, Gobi said:

Looked like the janitor was sitting there (with the baseball hat).

I thought maybe he delivered the chairs and decided to stick around.

[Neurochick]

Why does Debbie have to wear a dress?  Not every woman is into dresses.

Edited December 31, 2018 by Neurochick

[HappyDancex2]

Coltee's suit looks even more horrid from the back, if that was even possible!  

[Horrified]

5 minutes ago, rideashire said:

Coltee does stuff like that just to tick her off for shits and giggles.

Which is all well and good until someone giggles and shits!

[RedBagWithMakeup]

Is Colt related to David Poor? Same frumpy body and saggy butt.

[Floatingbison]

Mrs. Floatingbison just screamed, "Coltee can't even put his pants on right!  They're twisted sideways."  I guess that makes more room for a roll of quarters down there.

Edited December 31, 2018 by Floatingbison

[Armchair Critic]

If these people look that sloppy knowing they are on television I hate to see what they look like normally

[tincansailor981]

Does Cousin butt wipe have any other clothes?

Just now, RedBagWithMakeup said:

Is Colt related to David Poor? Same frumpy body and saggy butt.

Walking down the aisle looking like a pale penguin 

[gonecrackers]

Coltee is sticking his moobees out.

[LucyEth]

1 minute ago, Neurochick said:

Why does Debbie have to wear a dress?  Not every woman is into dresses.

True, but maybe a dressier blouse?

[Pepper Mostly]

"Please be seated, both of you" 

[Brooklynista]

1 minute ago, Neurochick said:

Why does Debbie have to wear a dress?  Not every woman is into dresses.

Could she have worn a blouse at least? She looks like she's going to senior night down at Sizzler.

[DNR]

Does Coltee not have a single friend? A work friend!  There’s FOUR people sitting in like 50 chairs .  Pretty sad....what are you doing Larissa? Coltee is a beta loser

wow those man boobs on Coltee

[CraftyHazel]

I am old-fashioned enough to think it’s just plain rude to dress like Cousin John there for a wedding or funeral.  Larissa looks quite pretty and I love her veil.  But you’re going to spring for an actual limo for your budget hall wedding, but make your bride get her dress at Goodwill?  Really Coltee??

[IOU Payne]

Workee with your difference?  Explain-ee, Larissa!

[Armchair Critic]

1 minute ago, Neurochick said:

Why does Debbie have to wear a dress?  Not every woman is into dresses

I am not into dresses but have some fancy pantsuits (LOL) that would be appropriate for the occasion, Debbie could have at least made an effort

[Auntie Anxiety]

1 minute ago, LucyEth said:

I thought maybe he delivered the chairs and decided to stick around.

The guy stuck around because Colt rented the chairs for just an hour.

[charmed1]

2 minutes ago, usernameG said:

Coltees ass is HUGE.

Never trust a big butt and a smile.

[deedee2]

Coltee doesn't bother to tell Larissa that he re-invited John, and then he fears she may blow up when she sees him as she's walking down the aisle??  That's just ... no words.

[Gigglepuff]

That fist pump and "whoo" is about as expressive as Coltee gets. 

[CoachWristletJen]

Larissa pledges to accept him fully and completely with all his good qualities flaws and... deficits.

[Floatingbison]

Debbie looks like she just got off from working a night shift at Waffle House.

[RedBagWithMakeup]

1 minute ago, Neurochick said:

Why does Debbie have to wear a dress?  Not every woman is into dresses.

I know, but a wedding is usually considered a formal occasion that people dress up for. Pants would have been ok, too, if it was a nice pants suit or in any way dressier than what she wears to Wal-Mart.

[tincansailor981]

2 minutes ago, usernameG said:

Coltees ass is HUGE.

Pants tight as shit from all that hambone he's hauling around