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[Armchair Critic]

Leida looks like she has gained weight, maybe eating cheap carbs since Eric is such a broke joke

[Gigglepuff]

How does one make it to 30 in this day in age, in the US, and not know how to avoid pregnancy? 

[Lillith]

The crown is made in Paris. Here's a French word for you: parvenu oh and déclassé.   

Edited December 31, 2018 by Lillith
My fingers type faster than my brain works apparently.

[jacksgirl]

Kind of sad for Leida to get hair and make up done alone. Every wedding I've been a part of the ladies all do it together. But she is a POS, so.....

[gonecrackers]

At first I thought Eric's friend was Whitney Thore.

[Rabbittron]

I love when she said Eric is going to be a great father.

Edited December 31, 2018 by Rabbittron

[BradandJanet]

If Eric's kids show up, I'll have another glass of wine. Come on kids. 

[LucyEth]

Idiot lost his pants

[LilaFowler]

Leida's hair is already falling and it looks like shit! Hahaha!

[Armchair Critic]

Nobody wants to see Eric pantsless

[gonecrackers]

All the extras are showing up for the ceremony.

[CSunshine76]

I don’t know, but shouldn’t you be most excited to ya know, GET MARRIED on your wedding day?!

Or is it just about wearing a dress. Geez Leida, try and fake it at least.

[firefly]

Eric lost his pants! Brilliant!!!!

[Gigglepuff]

He lost his pants?? Lmao!!! OMG. 

[charmed1]

Just now, gonecrackers said:

All the extras are showing up for the ceremony.

They got them cheap from a Toddlers & Tiaras episode.

[Floatingbison]

"Trousers."  who says "trousers"?  Is that a Wiscaaaasin thing?

[usernameG]

1 minute ago, LucyEth said:

Idiot lost his pants

I am secretly hoping it was sabotage by someone.

[HappyDancex2]

Why does it take 2 people to buy pants?

[Drogo]

Folks, no discussion of Coltee Peepee or other social media topics. 

[Armchair Critic]

Why does Leida have to go with him? Can't he get the pants by himself or is she afraid to let him out of her sight that he might get smart and bolt?

[Mr. Miner]

I can’t imagine the shit breath coming out of Eric’s mouth.

[ALittleShelfish]

Judging by the attire of the guests, I don't think they'd mind if you wore your jeans, Eric.  Or notice.  Do you even know these people? 

[Straycat80]

Did they bus in residents from a nursing home for Eric and Leida’s Wedding? 

[greekmom]

4 minutes ago, charmed1 said:

How does she know that tiara is from Paris. It could be straight from Charming Charlie’s.

Most likely it is from Charming Charlie's (which i discovered when I came to the States).

Edited December 31, 2018 by greekmom
deleted the comment about the micro peen

[MrsChappy]

1 minute ago, CSunshine76 said:

I don’t know, but shouldn’t you be most excited to ya know, GET MARRIED on your wedding day?!

Or is it just about wearing a dress. Geez Leida, try and fake it at least.

Not a word about loving him...

[Eldemarge]

He forgot his pants because he's probably been drinking since 8am, let's be real.

[aliya]

Eric - you had one job, bring your clothes and show up for the wedding (OK, maybe that's two jobs). How the frig do you forget your pants for your wedding?

Deb - "I think Colt's making the decision he thinks is right. For now."  Love ya, Deb.

Edited December 31, 2018 by aliya

[Drogo]

Why is this Leida's problem?

Eric I hate you. 

[HappyDancex2]

The cat looks good

[Caseysgirl]

I call producer hijinks with Eric’s pants being missing.

[hisbunkie]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

That’s a favorite trope on any number of reality shows. I heard it time and again on Intervention. “I love my kids more than anything. Okay, I need to call my dealer now.”

I was a mental health professional for decades, worked with families dealing with child abuse and neglect.  I wish I had a dime for every time I heard, “my children are my life”.   Easy to say, difficult to live. 

[Horrified]

The cats chewed the top of Coltee's socks!

[gonecrackers]

Debbie is Coltee's best man.

[Cammi]

This. Bitch. Gotta be the most hated personality from all the seasons combined. Not down for body shaming but Leida is my exception, after seeing her lingerie pics, I can now see why she’s always wearing those baggy maternity tops  

Love the makeup artist’s Wisconsin accent 

[LucyEth]

Grown man can't tie a tie, unbelievable

[chickenella]

Ok let Eric go pantsless, we've already seen everyone else's junk. (Not that I want to see his)

[HappyDancex2]

1 minute ago, Drogo said:

Folks, no discussion of Coltee Peepee or other social media topics. 

Best Mod comment ever

We made you say Coltee Peepee.  We are all Kalani.

[Armchair Critic]

I hope Debbie at least combs that mop on her head for the wedding

[LilaFowler]

Maybe Leida-beast got hungry and ate Eric's pants? She looks like she's been eating everything in sight.

[greekmom]

Ummmmm Coltee - the 80s called. They want their pink ties back

[Pepper Mostly]

Is Debbie wearing her best elastic waistband jeans for the wedding?

[Floatingbison]

Re invited John.  Tragic mistake, Coltee.  Unleash the Queen's fury.

Edited December 31, 2018 by Floatingbison

[HappyDancex2]

Colt has no friends to invite to this wedding?

[Gigglepuff]

Is Coltee medicated? 

[Lillith]

Oh Coltee it's wonderful that you've invited your cousin who was so awful to your fiancee. What a peach. 

[Toodleoo]

2 minutes ago, Drogo said:

Folks, no discussion of Coltee Peepee or other social media topics. 

 

Is it ok if I ask if all the couples are having cocktail weenies at their wedding receptions?

[hisbunkie]

Nothing says fancy like a crown made in Paris and paper plates!

[gonecrackers]

Coltee looks like a sausage-ee in that suit-ee.

[LilaFowler]

Colt needed to go up a size in that suit.

[ALittleShelfish]

Is Debbie wearing one of Coltee's pink shirts?