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[Suzywriter]

 What is wrong with the way Colt looks? Something is ...off. He looks like he was made in a lab.

Edited November 12, 2018 by Suzywriter
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[Gigglepuff]

That headband. 

[zillabreeze]

3 minutes ago, Frozendiva said:

About the same as last year. The Bay's one day sales just started a couple of days ago.

My Christmas totes are sitting here in the living room.  I had to make a choice....

[Pepper Mostly]

"How do you show love to Colt"?? Dude, back off. Larissa should tell him its none of his damn business. 

[Floatingbison]

Hate the fuckin' cousin.  He had no excuse to ask her about her love for Coltey.

[ALittleShelfish]

Snapchat Filter chick has that perpetually surprised, wide-eyed look that makes me wonder how much she smoked before filming.

Edited November 12, 2018 by ALittleShelfish
really, i CAN spell.

[Lillith]

The bunny in the headlights look of the cousin-in-law is comedy gold! No one want's to hear about Colt-y making bouncy-bouncy! 

[Armchair Critic]

"Colt is naive" means Colt is horny and once he gets tired of the sex he may get tired of Larissa.

[AussieBabe]

Just now, noveltylibrary said:

Oh god i did not need to know about Dolty's high sex drive ?

Yup. Just like I didn't need to know about David Poor's boom boom ass either.

[configdotsys]

2 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

"How do you show love to Colt"?? Dude, back off. Larissa should tell him its none of his damn business. 

Exactly. And then she's going on about showing her love means cleaning the house and his clothes? wtf? 

[Floatingbison]

Is the headband girl (Leah) herbalized?  I like her, but she's different.

Edited November 12, 2018 by Floatingbison

[LilaFowler]

No one lives the high life with Coltie and Debbie and their jalopy.

[sainte-chapelle]

So far I am giving Steven a bit of a pass, he is a scared kid trying to take charge. I believe he had a bit of a rough background and also was a bit of a slacker.  At least he got them on the show to try to make a bit of $$$, misguided as it may be. I like this couple better than all these other asshats. 

[Pepper Mostly]

Cousin is impossibly rude--saying "you can always break it off" right in front of Larissa? What a dick. 

[RichiesOlderBro]

‘‘I think they are pretty much screwed” —John

[Scarlett45]

6 minutes ago, JAndy said:

At least he came back. He could have been a dick and left her alone. He seems to be trying at least. 

I agree. I don’t think he’s a bad guy. They are BOTH young adults (they are 20 I’m not calling them kids). But out of any of the couples they may actually make it- if not a long marriage at least as friends and co-parents. Steven seems to care about her comfort and well being on a basic human level and that’s important. 

[Armchair Critic]

1 minute ago, RichiesOlderBro said:

Colt has a big sack too!!!

 

1 minute ago, JennyMominFL said:

who would have guesses that Colt tttt is a sex machine?

There's a difference between wanting sex and actually being good at it! Something tells me Colt is a 3 pump chump.

[MrsChappy]

Cousin Colt is a dick. But that's a way to get more screen time I guess.

[PityFree]

 Another hour of this show tonight? It’s a good thing I have tomorrow off.

[noveltylibrary]

Just now, Gigglepuff said:

That headband. 

 

 

[Suzannecol4]

Just now, Armchair Critic said:

There's a difference between wanting sex and actually being good at it! Something tells me Colt is a 3 pump chump.

Hahaha!!!  Best comment tonight!

[Miss Chevious]

1 minute ago, configdotsys said:

Exactly. And then she's going on about showing her love means cleaning the house and his clothes? wtf? 

She probably wanted to go on and on about sexual positions etc. but she has a filter (unlike others on this show) and said what cousin wanted to hear. 

[Armchair Critic]

3 minutes ago, configdotsys said:

And then she's going on about showing her love means cleaning the house and his clothes?

Larissa is smarter than they think she is. That was a good answer for those type of people. ;)

[LennieBriscoe]

You know who would be a great match for Coltee? "Bachelor Nation's" Kendall the Taxidermist. Why yes, I AM alluding to that movie!

[usernameG]

2 minutes ago, Armchair Critic said:

 

There's a difference between wanting sex and actually being good at it! Something tells me Colt is a 3 pump chump.

Something tells me Colt probably doesn't care about taking care of her at all. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

So it looks like we’ll be exposed to Grangela and her “girls” again tonight? Because, oy vey.

[iwasish]

6 minutes ago, zillabreeze said:

There was a time, back in ye olden days, where my Sunday nights revolved around PBS.  I'm afraid.  Really afraid.

In my mind I’ve changed  TLC to PBS “People Being Stupid” and all that guilt is gone.

[CraftyHazel]

This show is must-see TV for me, and keeping up with this thread is the highlight of it.  Thank you all.

I like Asuelu and Fernanda and I’m actually rooting for Steven and Olga.  The rest of them can go pound dirt.

[Mercolleen]

Blonde lady dancing with Jonathan in the promos definitely seems like a producer plant.

[noveltylibrary]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

So it looks like we’ll be exposed to Grangela and her “girls” again tonight? Because, oy vey.

I know! Just when we felt clean..time for another Silkwood shower!

[Armchair Critic]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

So it looks like we’ll be exposed to Grangela and her “girls” again tonight? Because

Because they know she is good drama material, she makes me laugh even though she probably is a terrible person

[HappyDancex2]

Just now, Mercolleen said:

Blonde lady dancing with Jonathan in the promos definitely seems like a producer plant.

TOTALLY

[hisbunkie]

6 minutes ago, Suzywriter said:

 What is wrong with the way Colt looks? Something is ...off. He looks like he was made in a lab.

I wonder if he was very obese and had weight loss surgery.  He looks like his bottom half does not match his face. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

I’d DVR this show, but I love you guys to pieces! And I don’t mind the commercials because they give me a chance to catch my breath (and revel in the snark).

[itsadryheat]

11 minutes ago, Adeejay said:

In all fairness, if I were in Leida's shoes I would be royally ticked.  The size of the apartment wouldn't bother me, but the mess would. That looked like something out of Hoarders. 

Not only ticked, but on my way to a hotel! Now we know why he's divorced and looking for love outside of the USA. Fighting ISIS was probably a better idea-pretty sure they live like pigs too.

[Floatingbison]

Yes, you are the king of the beach!!

 

I LOVE this girl!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Armchair Critic]

2 minutes ago, Mercolleen said:

Blonde lady dancing with Jonathan in the promos definitely seems like a producer plan

He would have to at least buy me some boobs first

[Frozendiva]

Jon only cares that Fernanda looks good?

[Pepper Mostly]

Well. Nice to see that Jon ponied up for a quality boob job. 

[hoosiermom]

Is that a slip or a dress?

[Armchair Critic]

That's what is all about for Jonathan, having a hot babe on his arm. Otherwise he doesn't know what the hell to do with her.

[tincansailor981]

Frat boy Jon is a dick

[LilaFowler]

How melodramatic.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Is this a telanovella?

[noveltylibrary]

god Jonathan is disgusting. i knew my skeeve instinct was correct!

[Armchair Critic]

3 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

I’d DVR this show, but I love you guys to pieces! And I don’t mind the commercials because they give me a chance to catch my breath (and revel in the snark).

I told my daughter she had to shower and get ready for bed before 8 so I could watch the show live because I try to only take breaks during the commercials. 

[Tuneful]

13 minutes ago, Miss Chevious said:

She probably wanted to go on and on about sexual positions etc. . 

[LennieBriscoe]

To my ears, John's speech sounds "off," because he keeps his tongue always behind his bottom teeth.

[Pepper Mostly]

Yeah Jon, tell an upset, emotional woman to "calm down". that always works. 

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