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[Gigglepuff]

Huh, Lini's gonna give up her role as "father" to the baby's actual father. 

[HappyDancex2]

Couldn't we get this stupid "I thought he cheated on her" storyline done in the first episode, first 15 minutes?

[iwasish]

1 minute ago, PityFree said:

And she ran out on a second wedding. And just kicked a BFF to the curb. Ashley doesn’t commit to much, does she?

Apparently only  Dick.

[PityFree]

1 minute ago, HappyDancex2 said:

How are they going to keep Debbie from not babbling about "current situations" in the Live Show tonight?  She doesn't seem particularly bright.

They’ll figure out a way to just make her cry. It shouldn’t be too difficult.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Another awkward family gathering. Did I hear crickets?

[hoosiermom]

So now they are trying to turn Asueslo into an alcoholic?

[CoachWristletJen]

6 minutes ago, Scarlett45 said:

I don’t think Natalie was wrong, but something is telling me she didn’t respect another adult person’s boundaries and went about expressing her concern in an inappropriate way. Ashley shouldn’t have another adult telling her what to do, let her fall in her face. 

Exactly. Ashley needs another friend to tell her she doesn't need Natalie bossing her around and crossing her boundaries.

[Pepper Mostly]

"You and MY baby"?? Oh god. 

[tincansailor981]

Classy move, spitting out the wine, there coconut collector

[endure]

it's amazing that Colty and Mummy have joint bank accounts and credit cards....I wonder if they also have their own independent accounts too?

[Frozendiva]

Koloni, you can have your own baby.

[milner]

Why don’t they call the baby by his name?

[Brooklynista]

Asuelo's walk reminds me of Agador. He's not used to wearing de shoes.

[usernameG]

Asuelo seems sweet but kind of he might be a little "slow" kind of way.

Edited November 12, 2018 by usernameG

[Armchair Critic]

That doesn't sound like he cheated, that bitch turned her family against him for nothing.

[ALittleShelfish]

7 minutes ago, noveltylibrary said:

I just want to punch that big bitchy jaw of Kalonic or whatever.

Big Bitchy Jaw of Judgement.  

I can't take her (Or Kalani, tbh) seriously with their gigantic palm frond lashes.  

[HappyDancex2]

Just now, Brooklynista said:

Asuelo's walk reminds me of Agador. He's not used to wearing de shoes.

Because they.....make me fall DOWN.

[MrsChappy]

4 minutes ago, Armchair Critic said:

Darcey could play the part of Madame and nobody would notice

Dying!

[LilaFowler]

Kalani's sister is acting like a jealous, jilted lover. Get your own baby, lady.

[Suzywriter]

Kolini is a jealous bitch. She is acting like Kalani is leaving her for another man.

[ALittleShelfish]

Kolini lost me at the opportunity to use a crossover line from The Hills:

"I want to forgive you.  And I want to forget you." 
#TeamLauren all the way, btw

[LilaFowler]

1 minute ago, ALittleShelfish said:

Big Bitchy Jaw of Judgement.  

I can't take her (Or Kalani, tbh) seriously with their gigantic palm frond lashes.  

If Cousin It had fake lashes...

[Brooklynista]

Kolini needs a colonic to get that stick out of her ass.

[Floatingbison]

Asuelo is a great guy, and the third degree from Bitch Sister is completely unnecessary. These two are Kardashian wannabes.  

[HappyDancex2]

Her sister has such a weird nose.

[Pepper Mostly]

Kolini, back the fuck off. "I believe him but I'm still skeptical". So, she does not believe him.  

Asuelu should RUN. He will spend his entire life trying to "prove himself" to Kalani's Family of Assholes.  

[JennyMominFL]

OMG! That apartment.. Just...no

[Adeejay]

I was under the impression that Mormons weren't allowed to drink wine. 

Asuelu said that Kolani told him she was most likely going to marry a Caucasian, so it made sense that he would put her behind him and return to his normal life. 

[MrHufflepuff]

10 minutes ago, LilaFowler said:

I personally wouldn't drop a lifelong best friend for a 20-year-old Jamaican cheater but that's just me.

You're never gonna be on 90-Day Fiance with that attitude!

[Auntie Anxiety]

2 minutes ago, usernameG said:

Asuelo seems sweet but kind of he might be a little "slow" kind of way.

He be a natural for the part of Lenny in “Of Mice and Men.”

[zillabreeze]

2 minutes ago, ALittleShelfish said:

Big Bitchy Jaw of Judgement.  

I can't take her (Or Kalani, tbh) seriously with their gigantic palm frond lashes.  

My eyelids are already exhausted in sympathy of all the big eyepillars these chicks are sporting.

[HappyDancex2]

I can't believe the hospital in Russia.  Yikes.   Thank you America.  We have our problems but I'm not giving birth sans family in a run down cafeteria with dim flickering lighting, set in every horror movie I've ever seen.

[For Cereals]

You guys have me in tears!

[DNR]

Hahaha!!!! The foreigner with Eric is not shy ? coming up she is in the apartment 1 second and says WTF IS THIS ? ( yeah this ain’t gonna last ) 

wow. Kalanis sister : ‘ it’s weird seeing asuela with the baby ‘ THATS HIS FATHER YOU PSYCHO , NOT YOU!!! step back Auntie!!

Edited November 12, 2018 by DNR
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[PityFree]

Just now, For Cereals said:

You guys have me in tears!

Debbie?

j/k

[Floatingbison]

The Chicano Batman singer is a complete Chris Cornell wannabe, but I have to say I like his voice.

Edited November 12, 2018 by Floatingbison

[zillabreeze]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

He be a natural for the part of Lenny in “Of Mice and Men.”

There you go, trying to inject a little literacy into this clusterfuck......

[ChiCricket]

9 minutes ago, zillabreeze said:

Oh Damn.  My logic again.  Amish don't allow for pictures, but reality show cameras are okay?  I'm so confused.

Those "Amish" shows are fake af.

[Tuneful]

I’m rooting for those two kwazy kids Steven and Olga. He’s sweet and they both deserve to have something go right for a change.

Kalani looks like a 45-year-old Cher.

Colt on the sofa: “It’s not like we’re buying a plant.” I love it when he shuts her down by pulling out the rational card. Debbie had her gloat on.

When Eric opens his mouth, it’s a demented Jack-O’-Lantern. I think he wears a piece, too. It was weird to see Tania (his ex) at the party but I think she can't wait to see the rug pulled out from under his new cookie. And who did Dad bribe to get this brat into “medical school”? She’s a dope. Eric is a weasel pinning the whole state of the apartment on the daughter. 

I'll tell you who else is a dope--that Ashley. 

Edited November 12, 2018 by Tuneful

[For Cereals]

RIP...I miss me some Singles era Chris Cornell

[Adeejay]

7 minutes ago, Gigglepuff said:

Huh, Lini's gonna give up her role as "father" to the baby's actual father. 

That was very magnanimous of her.

[Gobi]

2 minutes ago, For Cereals said:

You guys have me in tears!

You need to work on yourself, babe.

[Armchair Critic]

Now for the part we've been waiting for... Leida being disgusted with her new living quarters. (rubbing my hands together)

[Floatingbison]

Buckle up, people, heeeeeere we go!

[kacesq]

hee! here comes Leida to her new home!!!

[For Cereals]

Girl go home

[Gigglepuff]

Holy wood paneling! lol 

[Armchair Critic]

... and Leida doesn't disappoint. And Eric blames it on his daughter....

[tincansailor981]

Pig sty

[Pepper Mostly]

Tasha has raised passive aggressive to an art form.