90DF Live Chat: Rice-A-Roni & Google Translate

[ALittleShelfish]

Jesse and Darcy talk a lot and say very little. 

[Rabbittron]

Omg flood pants.

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Rabbittron said:

I wonder what is in Jessie secret sauce

Oh thanks. I won't sleep tonight now. 

[snarkish]

I come from an Italian family, and I never heard more talking over each other than that last scene before Jesse walked off the set. 

[Meowwww]

1 minute ago, Rabbittron said:

I wonder what is in Jessie secret sauce

Narcissism, anger, and illusion. 

[iwasish]

4 minutes ago, Adeejay said:

I am willing to bet good money that Hazel was trying to force Tarek's hand when she "thought she was pregnant."  The potential rich Japanese got her the ring, so the "accidental pregnancy" was suppose to get her to the altar.  Tarek probably balked so she had to change her story.

 

Spot on.

[VioletNevermind]

1 minute ago, charmed1 said:

His suit looks like it makes that swishy noise when he walks. Like Costanza’s.

YES.  (And kudos for the next-level Seinfeld reference!)

[tincansailor981]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Here we go again. Post traumatic shoe disorder. They both need to grow the fuck up.

PTSD...damn!   LOL. We have a winner

[AussieBabe]

Jesse...you look like a 1920s gangster. All you need is a cigar and a titled hat. Out here wearing high waters and representing the lollipop guild of Oz with those pants and oompa loompa face tan. Sir, you, can have a seat in the corner next to Icky. Go fix yourself.

[charmed1]

If only my mom had slid a tiny Hershey’s kiss under my door during times of doubt.

[Frozendiva]

Jesse is wearing a Gucci belt? He really is not coming across well.

[Rabbittron]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

Oh thanks. I won't sleep tonight now. 

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Rabbittron said:

Omg flood pants.

Jesse put on that ridiculous outfit, smeared some dirt from the park on his face, and thought he looked like a million dollars. I have a trauma.

[HappyDancex2]

Darcey is such a poser.  Loubs are not the end all be all, even in the world of high fashion.  She's just so.....obvious.  It's embarassing

[Baltimore Betty]

4 minutes ago, Meowwww said:

I had my lips injected once.  Years ago.  One vial didn’t do much and I bruised all down my chin. I cried during it, injecting hurt so bad  

Her lips take vial after vial. 

I did it too with not much a result but a bruise that I had keep telling my co-workers that I was really okay and not a DV victim.  

[Meowwww]

Just now, AussieBabe said:

Jesse...you look like a 1920s gangster. All you need is a cigar and a titled hat. Out here wearing high waters and representing the lollipop guild of Oz with those pants and oompa loompa face tan. Sir, you, can have a seat in the corner next to Icky. Go fix yourself.

His mean little mouth says it all.  

[usernameG]

1 minute ago, snarkish said:

I come from an Italian family, and I never heard more talking over each other than that last scene before Jesse walked off the set. 

Same!

[tincansailor981]

2 minutes ago, Rabbittron said:

Omg flood pants.

If his shoes start burning his pants would never know about it

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[Meowwww]

1 minute ago, Baltimore Betty said:

I did it too with not much a result but a bruise that I had keep telling my co-workers that I was really okay and not a DV victim.  

Same!   Everyone was so worried lol.   Getting lips that big takes thousands of dollars and lots of bruises.  Dedication that I don’t have.  

Edited October 15, 2018 by Meowwww

[hoosiermom]

My daughter just said she has PTSD from Jessies "pumpkin face".

[Toodleoo]

Jesse, I know Jack Skellington, and you, sir, are no Jack Skellington.

[Major Bigtime]

Darcy keeps doing that thing with her mouth that makes her look like The Joker.

[PeaceLily2]

Darcey’s lips are ridiculous, and she has trouble working them.  

[lucy711]

Ever since someone pointed out that Jesse looks like the men Hitler featured on his propaganda posters of Aryan Germany, I can't think of anything else.  Jesse's personality would have fit in back in those times, too.

(Please don't take me too seriously.  I am not accusing Jesse of being a Nazi).

[hisbunkie]

Darcey always looks like she smells shit.

[DNR]

5 minutes ago, Armchair Critic said:

Did Jesse lose weight or is that beard making his face look pointy? He is not as attractive as he thinks.

Ya he’s gross ! The pock marked  orange skin , the thin herpes lips, and the constant battling & narcissism.....i hate him 

[Gigglepuff]

The nastiness is because they're both narcissists and probably mentally ill to a degree. 

[aliya]

8 minutes ago, snarkish said:

Mr. Snarkish (albeit a Diabetic...) asked that you send them to our house, @aliya!

I'm diabetic, too. My friend is a doctor who knows I'm diabetic, yet insists on bringing me homemade pies, caramel sauce, cakes...  He's a good baker and is teaching the son, but gracious. I had to tease him tonight about bringing sweets to a diabetic (a diabetic on veg KETO, for crying out loud, trying to get off of medication). He said it was ok - there wasn't any frosting on it. : )  Love 'em. I just split the food with my son. 

[Armchair Critic]

Jesse feigning shock and disgust that he dated Darcey just to come to America. Don't give up your day job Jesse because you're a bad actor.

[Toodleoo]

Darcey's torso looks abnormally short in that position. Like she lost her pelvis in the Louboutin Wars of '18.

[BradandJanet]

Jesse's tanning stuff turned his beard orange too. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

There is nothing I hate more than parents making their kids take care of their emotional needs. It should be the other way around. 

[Scarlett45]

It’s not the responsibility of her teen daughters to help her through it. If they were grown and out of the house okay, but they are still kids. Doesn’t she have some good female FRIENDS to lean on?!

[Major Bigtime]

Just in case anyone forgot ....

 

[usernameG]

Having Darcy as a mother must be exhausting.

[iwasish]

5 minutes ago, AussieBabe said:

Jesse...you look like a 1920s gangster. All you need is a cigar and a titled hat. Out here wearing high waters and representing the lollipop guild of Oz with those pants and oompa loompa face tan. Sir, you, can have a seat in the corner next to Icky. Go fix yourself.

A revival of Guys and Dolls!!

[HappyDancex2]

Darcey's daughters are going to be just like her.  Sad.   They are already too aged.

[Scarlett45]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

There is nothing I hate more than parents making their kids take care of their emotional needs. It should be the other way around. 

Yes!!

[Lillith]

And again children are the wisest people on the show. 

[PityFree]

Jesse may not have wanted to move here permanently, but he sure liked having an excuse to travel to the United States all the time. And he liked having a TV production company pay for some of that travel.

[snarkish]

Darcey: "I want to show the girls that I'm ready to move on by showing them you must constantly work on your appearance". (But hey, I love a good pedi and so does Little Snarkish). 

[Gigglepuff]

Just now, Scarlett45 said:

Doesn’t she have some good female FRIENDS to lean on?!

I highly doubt it. 

[usernameG]

Just now, Major Bigtime said:

Just in case anyone forgot ....

 

She was actually cute before...

[Armchair Critic]

1 minute ago, hisbunkie said:

Darcey always looks like she smells shit.

I don't know if it's her nose job or what, but she does look like that plus her face is always a grimace.

[Kareem]

What Just Happened Shaun seems like a lion tamer tonight rather than her usual confused self. Too funny.  

[Pepper Mostly]

Oh good, a pedicure scene. Is a TLC show really a TLC show without a pedi scene? 

[Baltimore Betty]

Just now, Major Bigtime said:

Just in case anyone forgot ....

 

No! Really, is this true?

[Major Bigtime]

Just now, PityFree said:

Jesse may not have wanted to move here permanently, but he sure liked having an excuse to travel to the United States all the time. And he liked having a TV production company pay for some of that travel.

He travels all over the place, according to his social media.

[Sofiyya]

I haven't posted during the last few episodes because all the fake drama is ridiculous.  It's like they find some of the most inane and impervious people on the planet to put on this show now.  Each season just gets more incredible.  I seriously hate stupid people, and, this show is all about bombarding the audience with repeated and relentless stupidity.

My vent.

[Meowwww]

4 minutes ago, lucy711 said:

Ever since someone pointed out that Jesse looks like the men Hitler featured on his propaganda posters of Aryan Germany, I can't think of anything else.  Jesse's personality would have fit in back in those times, too.

(Please don't take me too seriously.  I am not accusing Jesse of being a Nazi).

We were in London recently.  Went to the Imperial War Museum and they had a huge floor full of holocaust displays   The pics of the Aryan youth looked like Jesse, Hubby and I both marveled over it  

That said, clearly Jesse isn’t Aryan or anything like it   The pics there of the Hitler youth were so similar to him, hair and mouth and all  

 

4 minutes ago, lucy711 said:

Ever since someone pointed out that Jesse looks like the men Hitler featured on his propaganda posters of Aryan Germany, I can't think of anything else.  Jesse's personality would have fit in back in those times, too.

(Please don't take me too seriously.  I am not accusing Jesse of being a Nazi).

Edited October 15, 2018 by Meowwww
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