90DF Live Chat: Rice-A-Roni & Google Translate

[iwasish]

There hasn’t been one woman wearing a blue dress in the entire train station. Not one!!! 

Why not hold up a sign saying “Lana?”

[Angry Moldovan]

2 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

So, wait. He's been "dating" this woman for YEARS and the idea of trying to learn a little Russian or Ukrainian has never wandered over his transom? Yes, they're hard to learn but he's had YEARS to try to learn at least a few phrases. He is an IDIOT.

Also she was just 20. Another old perve, surprise, surprise 

[peaceknit]

6 minutes ago, Mr. Miner said:

The purple golf shirt is the panty dropper.

He does love him some polos. One in every color.

[DNR]

6 minutes ago, Mr. Miner said:

The purple golf shirt is the panty dropper.

Haha i thought the same thing ! He looks like fvckin’ Barney !😂

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, usernameG said:

So have we discussed his hair yet?  

Not in the last five or six minutes, anyway.

[RichiesOlderBro]

Just now, peaceknit said:

He does love him some polos. One in every color.

And 2 sizes too big.  

[magemaud]

9 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Cannot stand Stephanie. She’s a poseur and her affectations are sooooo dramatic. Ugh.

“Can we order the $100 bottle of champagne...” what a pretentious twit. I also wonder what that is in US dollars. She might be in for a shock when she gets her Visa bill

[Pepper Mostly]

Will you look at that. Not a blue dress to be seen. 

[sainte-chapelle]

1 minute ago, Twopper said:

Sending good vibes!!!  I have the sniffles due, I hope, to pollen and not COVID.  A friend lost one of her friends to it so it seems so real. 

I am really not interested in the two girls in Australia.  They just seem dull.

and I am definitely not interested in a lengthy ad for the Roloffs.  Haven't they sold that damn farm yet?

 

My bosses husband has it, she is negative and lucky I was on vacation and haven't seen her in person for 3 weeks. His symptoms are minor and he is doing well.

[greekmom]

I wonder what her excuse will be this time?? Maybe her cat died?

[HappyDancex2]

Why does he need to find her?   He has a camera crew.   Plus the normal protocol of "24 hours earlier"

[Frozendiva]

David, you can't find customer service and have her paged?

[usernameG]

@Pepper Mostly I pretty much assume I have COVID every day. On work days it's usually around 3pm and goes away after I close the laptop. 

[LilaFowler]

This guy is just a waste of time at this point. Give us Darcey.

[blubld43]

Shocking turn of developments

[JennyMominFL]

They didnt do the 24 hours earlier profile of her.

[kendi]

1 minute ago, iwasish said:

There hasn’t been one woman wearing a blue dress in the entire train station. Not one!!! 

Why not hold up a sign saying “Lana?”

Or wear a shirt with her face on it a la Zied? But then, other Americans waiting at the train station will recognize her and say, "HEY! Why are you wearing my girlfriend's picture on your shirt?!"

[Angry Moldovan]

Oh noes Toupee 

[Eldemarge]

The polo has to be the "I give up shirt" for the male and middle-aged.  I mean, I get it...I have some shirts with buttons in my closet that I just don't feel like putting on anymore.

Edited to add that I am a lady and control my nips a lot better than David does in those shirts.

Edited March 30, 2020 by Eldemarge

[Auntie Anxiety]

David, there are so many desperate women in Las Vegas who would happily speak with a Russian accent if you paid them enough.

[LennieBriscoe]

David needs to cut the carbs.

[Pepper Mostly]

YOU'RE NOT SEEING HER BECAUSE SHE ISN'T THERE. SHE DOES NOT EXIST.

[usernameG]

I am SHOCKED Lana wasnt on the train.

[Floatingbison]

Mrs. Floatingbison predicts she's a no show.   I told her that this is standard editing to build tension.

[iwasish]

4 minutes ago, usernameG said:

So have we discussed his hair yet?  

No, but we will!!

[SunnyBeBe]

3 minutes ago, Mary Godfrey said:

My anti-Ed stuff us because he's a nasty hypocrite. He lied about his height. He hasn't told her he doesn't want kids when he knows she does. Then he has a snit about her reticence about talking about her past. He wants her to do the STD test, but he won't. I hate his hypocrisy. I hate Ed. He deserves to be alone and lonely.

Maybe, but lying about your height doesn’t cause medical conditions. Also, danger of hepatitis transmission through sex. It’s smart to test, especially under their circumstances.Only fair for both though. I suppose he feels safe, since he’s been celibate for 15 years.  

[HappyDancex2]

He should have invested in a phone for her.  Better investment.

Oh Moobs, there will be an excuse.   Just keep watching the show.

[mmecorday]

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I wonder what her excuse will be this time?? Maybe her cat died?

Half the family dead, the other half pregnant.

[Floatingbison]

Fourth time!  That's like Lucy Van Pelt holding the football for Charlie Brown!

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, greekmom said:

I wonder what her excuse will be this time?? Maybe her cat died?

She's been abducted by aliens. 

[Angry Moldovan]

2 minutes ago, magemaud said:

“Can we order the $100 bottle of champagne...” what a pretentious twit. I also wonder what that is in US dollars. She might be in for a shock when she gets her Visa bill

$65-$70 ish

[KelseyNikki614]

Oh David, you really believed all those excuses? You're too old to be this naive

[usernameG]

OMG, He's tried FOUR times to meet her. He's really stupid.

[RichiesOlderBro]

1 minute ago, Frozendiva said:

David, you can't find customer service and have her paged?

I bet he doesn’t know her last name.  

[kacesq]

My elderly mom on Toupee “what a dumbass!”

[sainte-chapelle]

He doesn't have her phone number after 7 years???

[hisbunkie]

I feel sorry for him now. It’s just sad. 

[Gobi]

Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on you. Fool me three times, shame on you. Fool me four times, shame on you............... 

[Floatingbison]

David is looking really old and creepy in closeups.

[DragonFlyzz]

Oh yeah sure.  All of that and you don’t have her phone number????

[Auntie Anxiety]

I’m sure that Lana was intending to come, but she had to alphabetize her paper clip collection.

[HappyDancex2]

Just now, RichiesOlderBro said:

I bet he doesn’t know her last name.  

She's Lana with the twisting devil emoji.  Mmmmmmm

[LennieBriscoe]

Oh, not to worry, David. Lana is NOT going to leave you....r wallet!

[LilaFowler]

Does he not understand what a scam is? I know he's old but honestly.

[mmecorday]

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He doesn't have her phone number after 7 years???

Well, you know, she's shy. And not real, so ...

[KelseyNikki614]

i guess David's going to be in Ukraine forever then. 

[nytonc]

Well there ya go. She said it would never happen again. David you are too stupid to live. 

[sainte-chapelle]

1 minute ago, SunnyBeBe said:

Maybe, but lying about your height doesn’t cause medical conditions. Also, danger of hepatitis transmission through sex. It’s smart to test, especially under their circumstances.Only fair for both though. I suppose he feels safe, since he’s been celibate for 15 years.  

But she doesn't know that. Tit for tat, if he demands she take a test then so should he.

[kacesq]

I love this trashy show and all you peeps...who are definitely not trashy. ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

[Floatingbison]

Ukraine is like the scammer capital of Europe.