90DF Live Chat: Rice-A-Roni & Google Translate

[sainte-chapelle]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Ordering by price. Klassy.

Right? It was like she wamted to show off how much she was spending.

[mmecorday]

Come on, David. You're a grown-ass man. You should have stopped believing in fairy tales years ago.

[Angry Moldovan]

Fakity fake. Madonna and Britney were more convincing 

[greekmom]

I really wonder if Lana will message David at like 10:01.

[hisbunkie]

I admit that’s the sexiest kiss I’ve seen in a long time. And I’m old.

[Auntie Anxiety]

1 minute ago, Angry Moldovan said:

FYI Australian for kiss is pash, as in do you wanna pash. The more you know

The Learning Channel!

[hula-la]

1 minute ago, Kroliosis said:

Is it really in the middle of no where

Adelaide is the capital of South Australia. It’s about the size of Winnipeg (for my fellow Canadians). Port Pirie is small. I never went there. I’m a city mouse, not a country mouse. 

[Gobi]

TLC going full soft porn girl on girl action. What, are the ratings down?

[Pepper Mostly]

Oh right. She's on a train. Hahahahahahahahahaha

[kendi]

1 minute ago, KelseyNikki614 said:

Do they ever show straight couples making out like this? I'm gonna say no. This is very up close and personal 

We were subjected to BGL's lizard tongue darting out at Usman in the back of the car. Shudder.

[Frozendiva]

David, you may face being stood up. Again.

[mmecorday]

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Ordering by price. Klassy.

LOL! That's what my boss does! "I'll have the 7.95 special. With water. And could you bring me a to go box?" Then he and his wife split the meal and take the leftovers home.

[Mary Godfrey]

4 minutes ago, SunnyBeBe said:

I missed most of first part, so is the anti Ed stuff cause he asked Rose for test?

My anti-Ed stuff us because he's a nasty hypocrite. He lied about his height. He hasn't told her he doesn't want kids when he knows she does. Then he has a snit about her reticence about talking about her past. He wants her to do the STD test, but he won't. I hate his hypocrisy. I hate Ed. He deserves to be alone and lonely.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Keep it in your pants, David. She’s not going to show.

[Angry Moldovan]

2 minutes ago, Archer27 said:

of course pretentious Stephanie has to say, "...the $100 bottle..." I cannot stand her.

Where is she getting the cashola? Even with the American dollar being stronger

[Mr. Miner]

The purple golf shirt is the panty dropper.

[sainte-chapelle]

Guys, off topic but because you are my people , two words, Tiger King. Yes there is a forum.

[kendi]

David wears the mumu polo shirts to hide those moobies. I cannot unsee that!

[RichiesOlderBro]

For you Dr Who fans!

 

 

[Pepper Mostly]

What a day! Horseback riding! Bowling! He really knows how to sweep a girl off her feet. 

[Gobi]

2 minutes ago, Kroliosis said:

He’s staying it with a k at the end. 
as in lick 

Missed that. If so, he's wrong.

[Frozendiva]

David, you could have asked your friend for a Russian translation of Lana's city.

[usernameG]

Just now, sainte-chapelle said:

Guys, off topic but because you are my people , two words, Tiger King. Yes there is a forum.

Where is Don Carole?!?! I can't wait.

[SunnyBeBe]

So, is the reason they only communicate on the site, because it’s the only way to charge him. Can’t he access site from any computer with internet access?

[sainte-chapelle]

1 minute ago, mmecorday said:

LOL! That's what my boss does! "I'll have the 7.95 special. With water. And could you bring me a to go box?" Then he and his wife split the meal and take the leftovers home.

To be fair I order the dollar an ounce special....I am classy like that 😂 

[JennyMominFL]

1 minute ago, RichiesOlderBro said:

For you Dr Who fans!

 

 

OMG!

[FrancescaFiore]

David thinks he's been with Lana for 7 years, she's never given him her personal phone number or email and he hasn't bothered to learn how to speak Russian.

This is such bullshit!!

[RichiesOlderBro]

Doofus didn’t check the rail schedule last week??

[Floatingbison]

That "hair."  I just have to see her expression when she see it.

[hisbunkie]

That’s his real hair. You all need to apologize!  I’m taking names.

[talktoomuch]

Darcy should share a push up bra with David.

[blubld43]

Just now, FrancescaFiore said:

David thinks he's been with Lana for 7 years, she's never given him her personal phone number or email and he hasn't bothered to learn how to speak Russian.

This is such bullshit!!

He's been her customer for seven years.

[Angry Moldovan]

I have never seen a cat fish with a toupee and such big teeth

[nytonc]

2 minutes ago, sainte-chapelle said:

Guys, off topic but because you are my people , two words, Tiger King. Yes there is a forum.

Craziest show ever!

[renatae]

21 minutes ago, blubld43 said:

Did he really just say he's " here with an open heart"???

He never sounded more like Jesse!

[HappyDancex2]

princess toast!

[Pepper Mostly]

So, wait. He's been "dating" this woman for YEARS and the idea of trying to learn a little Russian or Ukrainian has never wandered over his transom? Yes, they're hard to learn but he's had YEARS to try to learn at least a few phrases. He is an IDIOT.

[Angry Moldovan]

3 minutes ago, sainte-chapelle said:

Guys, off topic but because you are my people , two words, Tiger King. Yes there is a forum.

Walmart pizza toppings? I was baby gurl hurling

[Floatingbison]

Princess Toast!!!! Yes!!  It's a short, edited version, but it's here!

[LennieBriscoe]

Just now, Angry Moldovan said:

I have never seen a cat fish with a toupee and such big teeth

They are, however, all bottom-feeders.

[kendi]

2 minutes ago, sainte-chapelle said:

Guys, off topic but because you are my people , two words, Tiger King. Yes there is a forum.

I watched it yesterday. It was that same "is this real?!" feeling I felt when I watched Abducted in Plain Site. Everyone here must watch it!

[Gobi]

3 minutes ago, kendi said:

We were subjected to BGL's lizard tongue darting out at Usman in the back of the car. Shudder.

😱 You had to remind me!

Thank God for Princess toast!

[RichiesOlderBro]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

So, wait. He's been "dating" this woman for YEARS and the idea of trying to learn a little Russian or Ukrainian has never wandered over his transom? Yes, they're hard to learn but he's had YEARS to try to learn at least a few phrases. He is an IDIOT.

And he’s been coming to Ukrainian for 12 years now.  

[mmecorday]

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Doofus didn’t check the rail schedule last week??

He was too busy responding with "Mmmmm" to Lana's devil emojis.

[usernameG]

So have we discussed his hair yet?  

[Frozendiva]

2 minutes ago, Angry Moldovan said:

I have never seen a cat fish with a toupee and such big teeth

Little Red Riding Hood and the Big Bad Wolf.

[Mr. Miner]

David needs a bro, you know, for a little support up there.

[Twopper]

11 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

I'm OK, just having a minor freak out because I'm not feeling good. I've only been outside my house once in the last two weeks. If I go, remember I love you all, and will expect a good Sunday's snark in my memory! 

Sending good vibes!!!  I have the sniffles due, I hope, to pollen and not COVID.  A friend lost one of her friends to it so it seems so real. 

I am really not interested in the two girls in Australia.  They just seem dull.

and I am definitely not interested in a lengthy ad for the Roloffs.  Haven't they sold that damn farm yet?

 

[Pepper Mostly]

MARRY ME WILD THING GUY

[Kroliosis]

Twist: Lana shows up but she’s really Natalie’s mom (of Sequim Mike)