90DF Live Chat: Rice-A-Roni & Google Translate

[kacesq]

Why does Jesse look so rough in this TH?

[Lillith]

Jesse is lying SO HARD right now. So Hard. And poorly. Dick. 

[PityFree]

 Jesse: “ this girl needs help. this girl needs support. this girl needs my dick.”

[iwasish]

Darcy and her horrible,awful, terrible day!!

Got laid twice after getting dumped and then got dumped again.

[EllaDisco]

3 minutes ago, LilaFowler said:

Are you in Canada or just living next to some Canadians?

I'm Canadian, living in Canada, dreaming of the day I can be someone's 90 Day Fiance.  Maybe I should get some karaoke apps?  LOL

[Gigglepuff]

Shut up, Jesse. "I didn't really want to have sex." 

[greekmom]

7 minutes ago, iwasish said:

He works in recycling/garbage sorting because his criminal record keeps him from  getting a decent job.

Im sure he could have gotten vacation time off, he had plenty of time. If there were work related issues with timing they could have planned the wedding around  when he could get time off.

Agreed. Especially if he told his boss or HR the situation, i am sure something could have been worked out. The whole thing is bollocks

[jacksgirl]

So did they or didn't they?

[VioletNevermind]

HA!  Jesse’s face when the producer asked if they had sex was hilarious.  It looked just like my teenage daughter’s face when I ask her if she had a boy in the house while I was at work.  “WHAAA?!  No!!  No way!!  I’m shocked you’d even ask!”

[Scarlett45]

They so had sex. That’s why Jesse wanted her to stay there. Why lie about it Jesse?!

[TigerLily20]

I am pretty sure my mom has the same scarf as Jessie.....

[PupCal]

I am absolutely loving Jesse's peacoat though. Gorgeous.

[tincansailor981]

Darcy dragging enough shit to stay a month

[Mindthinkr]

1 minute ago, Armchair Critic said:

I knew they had sex and Jesse denied it to whoever was interviewing him. Now Jesse is acting like he took pity on her.

She probably bugged him so much that he gave her pity sex to shut her up and then once she fell asleep he escaped. 

[BradandJanet]

Jesse and Darcey: Fight, analyze, fight, scream, leave, cry, cry, return, analyze. breathe, fight, analyze, scream . . . . 

[iwasish]

1 minute ago, Armchair Critic said:

I knew they had sex and Jesse denied it to whoever was interviewing him. Now Jesse is acting like he took pity on her.

Pity sex !!! 

poor Darcy. 

She wants to close it off but she’ll

be there for the tell all!

[Suzywriter]

Darcy must have one hell of a podiatrist.

[aliya]

13 minutes ago, Granny58 said:

My cousin in England works for a "college" there.  I've been told that all kinds of dopey schools named themselves college in order to receive funding.  Where she works they have such useful classes such as how to weave your own wicker coffin.  So, just saying he went to college is not really enough info.  He may have majored in garbage sorting.

Oh yeah. I forget that they call what we might call a trade school, a college.  Like Ramsay talks about 'catering college' for a culinary program similar to community college. It can be confusing. You think someone is in an academic program when they are talking about learning carpentry. 

[LilaFowler]

1 minute ago, EllaDisco said:

I'm Canadian, living in Canada, dreaming of the day I can be someone's 90 Day Fiance.  Maybe I should get some karaoke apps?  LOL

I'm just impressed that this show airs in Canada. Who knew? I didn't!

[hisbunkie]

The way these couples fall in love and get engages so quickly. Damn, it took me longer to decide on which car to buy. 

[Pepper Mostly]

4 minutes ago, Mercolleen said:

OMG they are singing the rap in the cab. It gave me a trauma.

I laughed for 10 minutes straight. Another catch phrase passes into legend.

2 minutes ago, LilaFowler said:

Jesse's American flag scarf is killing me.

Its giving me a trauma.

1 minute ago, PityFree said:

 Jesse: “ this girl needs help. this girl needs support. this girl needs my dick.”

And now he's clutching his pearls. We see you Jesse.

[snarkish]

Darcey's clothes and makeup cease to amaze me. The eyelashes look like her eyeballs are going to fly off her face. I assume the headband was because her extensions were showing on her scalp from the day before. 

[emjohnson03]

Where is Darcy going so dressed up? 

btw, it does totally suck to sleep with someone and then never hear from them again...(even though they will!) but you always hope maybe....

Darcy is dumb but I hate Jesse more

[PityFree]

Just now, Suzywriter said:

Darcy must have one hell of a podiatrist.

He’s great! He also does veneers and facial fillers!

[ALittleShelfish]

Pleather pants to go with her fake hair, fake face, face luggage, probbbbbably fake Loubs, and what is that Gucci headband?  How gauche.  

[Gigglepuff]

"I wanted to try something new and find love." No, Darcey, you're a z list wannabe. 

[usernameG]

Does Darcy not own any clothing that is comfortable??

[iwasish]

1 minute ago, Scarlett45 said:

They so had sex. That’s why Jesse wanted her to stay there. Why lie about it Jesse?!

Well he did come all the way from Hammsterdam!! 

[EllaDisco]

Just now, LilaFowler said:

I'm just impressed that this show airs in Canada. Who knew? I didn't!

I get TLC as one of the channels in my cable package.

[Pepper Mostly]

3 minutes ago, jacksgirl said:

So did they or didn't they?

Oh they totally did.

[Frozendiva]

1 minute ago, LilaFowler said:

I'm just impressed that this show airs in Canada. Who knew? I didn't!

We get a lot of US programming. If we're lucky and live in a western timezone, we get east coast stations and timeshifts.

[greekmom]

3 minutes ago, EllaDisco said:

I'm Canadian, living in Canada, dreaming of the day I can be someone's 90 Day Fiance.  Maybe I should get some karaoke apps?  LOL

Shhhhhh.... someone might think we Canadians are trying to harvest the American $$. I mean we do cross the boarder and scuff our shoes. LOL

[CoachWristletJen]

27 minutes ago, ECM1231 said:

Jon's ex is really pretty. 

Prettier than Rachel.

[Auntie Anxiety]

It’s only 9:38? I feel like this show has been on for five hours already.

[Frozendiva]

2 minutes ago, snarkish said:

Darcey's clothes and makeup cease to amaze me. The eyelashes look like her eyeballs are going to fly off her face. I assume the headband was because her extensions were showing on her scalp from the day before. 

She really likes her labels down to the large Gucci headband.

[RichiesOlderBro]

5 minutes ago, EllaDisco said:

I'm Canadian, living in Canada, dreaming of the day I can be someone's 90 Day Fiance.  Maybe I should get some karaoke apps?  LOL

Are you looking to harvest the American dollar?

[LilaFowler]

Is there a Canadian equivalent of this show? I'd watch.

[iwasish]

2 minutes ago, emjohnson03 said:

Where is Darcy going so dressed up? 

btw, it does totally suck to sleep with someone and then never hear from them again...(even though they will!) but you always hope maybe....

Darcy is dumb but I hate Jesse more

You never know who she could meet on the train..... girls got to be ready for love whenever and wherever!!

[Mindthinkr]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

It’s only 9:38? I feel like this show has been on for five hours already.

That’s how my fingers feel typing so fast to keep up with y’all lol. 

[lucy711]

I'm in my early 30s and have contemplated if I should get fillers or similar things as I get older.  After seeing Darcey I've decided that I'm going to age naturally. 

[Floatingbison]

Totally. Jesse denied it because even he knew it was a mega-douche move to have sex with her.

[emjohnson03]

Just now, iwasish said:

You never know who she could meet on the train..... girls got to be ready for love whenever and wherever!!

OMG you made me howl so hard!! :)

I just don't get it...like girl, wear some leggings and converse. Those trains are NOT comfortable!

[LilaFowler]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

It’s only 9:38? I feel like this show has been on for five hours already.

I'm the opposite of this. I start to panic when it gets close to the end of the two hours. I'm such a slave to this trash.

[PityFree]

Oh my God vomit he smelled his underwear to see if it was clean or not!!  Paul you are disgusting!!

[PeaceLily2]

I could have done without Pole smelling the ass of his underwear.

Edited October 8, 2018 by PeaceLily2

[Mindthinkr]

Crap. My tv is even so over of some of these people that it’s starting to go in and out of connection. 

[Gigglepuff]

Just now, LilaFowler said:

I'm the opposite of this. I start to panic when it gets close to the end of the two hours. I'm such a slave to this trash.

Come sit next to me! 

[kacesq]

I did not just see Pole smell the crotch of his underwear. now I know the true meaning of I got a trauma.

[Frozendiva]

Darcey could conceivably still get knocked up.

[snarkish]

Pole/Kreeny: the apartment is a DUMP and he just sniffed the crotch of some of his underwear??