90DF Live Chat: Rice-A-Roni & Google Translate

[Pepper Mostly]

I would laugh and laugh if Sister Jasmine was heading out to a party. Would't that be rich? Hahahahaha, I kill me. 

[Bryce Lynch]

26 minutes ago, Frozendiva said:

The brother is better looking.

Who isn't?

[Gobi]

"What luck, sis! A camera crew just happened to be here for your unexpected visit. What are the odds?"

[Floatingbison]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

And he was jumped and almost killed. Linda saved his life by screaming "he's Beatle Paul! Don't kill him!" 

Absolutely correct.  The EMI studio was lacking too. It was sort of a bad experience for Paul, Linda, and Denny.  They returned to London to finish the album.

[nytonc]

Omg I can’t with these sisters!! 

[KateHearts]

"things between her and I..." I cringe at the grammar on this show.

[Mercolleen]

These twins are creepy AF and don't look Finnish. They look like aliens. Nice 0% yogurt in the fridge. I bet there are no seasonings anywhere in Sister Jasmin's kitchen.

[hookedontv]

Jasmine and her twin are like some crazy Finnish version of the Stepford Wives. 

[Angry Moldovan]

1 minute ago, Twopper said:

Please no more variations on the name Michael --not that I confuse them.

Blake and Jasmin are so boring.   I want them to go away.

They look surreal, the frozen fish sisters

[magemaud]

4 minutes ago, Frozendiva said:

I think he said he had two. One does not fit.

I thought he said he just bought two, the “aspirational” one doesn’t fit, so he had the second one altered 

[nytonc]

1 minute ago, Angry Moldovan said:

Tania, you’re just mesmerized by her frozen fish face

Def Tania!

[kacesq]

I see these sisters get their makeup tips from the same Youtuber...

[KateHearts]

Jasmine puts her mouth around a straw and bottle in a very odd way.

[Pepper Mostly]

Jasmine you can't complement him if you are never in his company. That's not how this works. that's not how any of this works. 

[Mr. Miner]

What are these two fish yammering on about?

[Hangin Out]

55 minutes ago, Mr. Miner said:

I loathe Tania! 🖕🏻

They all are nuts in one way or another.  That Mike better get on that plane.  What is wrong with Natalie’s mouth?  She talks through her teeth.  Can’t she open her. mouth when she talks?  She needs a good kick in her ass or a straight jacket.

 

[Pepper Mostly]

"I need (insert name here) to show me that I'm a priority in his/her life" should definitely be on the bingo card too. 

[brillia79]

What has Jasmine recommend Blake do other than eat her season-less chicken breasts?

Jasmine is not pretty enough to be so dull.

[RealReality]

10 minutes ago, LookABird said:

I have a feeling the "customs" Michael describes are made up on the spot.

LOL, so many gifts and prizes!

[Auntie Anxiety]

1 minute ago, KateHearts said:

Jasmine puts her mouth around a straw and bottle in a very odd way.

Fillers, lip collagen, whateverthefuck. Not a good look.

[Gobi]

4 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

And he was jumped and almost killed. Linda saved his life by screaming "he's Beatle Paul! Don't kill him!" 

Good thing they didn't know that the real Paul was dead.

[Armchair Critic]

3 minutes ago, Floatingbison said:

Fun fact:  Paul McCartney recorded the basic tracks for Band on the Run in Lagos. 

True confession, I like Paul McCartney and Wings better than the Beatles. Probably because I am more into the 70's (Gen X) and it was the music of my childhood. 

I'll show myself out...

[Frozendiva]

1 minute ago, Mr. Miner said:

What are these two fish yammering on about?

Who they can get on the hook.

[OldButHappy]

4 minutes ago, Angry Moldovan said:

Guys, i can’t decide who i hate more, Jazmin or Tania. Help!

You hate Tania more.  Trust me.

[charmed1]

I don’t think Nigerian Michael ever thought it would get this far. He probably thought he could scam a couple thousand bucks and a few iTunes gift cards and be done with it. Unfortunately for him, Moby Angela was game.  He and Aladin are the martyrs of Love Rats everywhere.

[Inga]

2 minutes ago, KateHearts said:

Jasmine puts her mouth around a straw and bottle in a very odd way.

It’s because she doesn’t really know where her lips begin and end 

[nytonc]

The frozen Fins’ faces look like a doll I had when I was 4. 

[sagittarius sue]

3 minutes ago, KateHearts said:

"things between her and I..." I cringe at the grammar on this show.

It's not just this show, it's all shows on TLC.

[KateHearts]

Jasmin wants Blake to do things that interest her. There's a problem though; she doesn't really seem interested in much of anything.  I laughed that she wanted to have dinner alone so they could "talk," but she doesn't like to talk while she eats.  Except to insult him endlessly for drinking alcohol.

[sagittarius sue]

1 minute ago, Armchair Critic said:

True confession, I like Paul McCartney and Wings better than the Beatles. Probably because I am more into the 70's (Gen X) and it was the music of my childhood. 

I'll show myself out...

Blasphemy!

[Auntie Anxiety]

I find Tania more loathesome than Jasmin, but it’s a little bit like No.1 and No. 1-a.

[nytonc]

1 minute ago, charmed1 said:

I don’t think Nigerian Michael ever thought it would get this far. He probably thought he could scam a couple thousand bucks and a few iTunes gift cards and be done with it. Unfortunately for him, Moby Angela was game.  He and Aladin are the martyrs of Love Rats everywhere.

I hope he stocks up on lots of expensive shit for his entire family! His crazy-train ride could come to an end soon. 

[RealReality]

16 minutes ago, Armchair Critic said:

I like documentaries so I watched the Aaron Hernandez one on Netflix this weekend. I think whoever made it had more sympathy for him than I do.

There is a great podcast on Aaron Hernandez called gladiator.  

[Angry Moldovan]

3 minutes ago, Silver Bells said:

They all are nuts in one way or another.  That Mike better get on that plane.  What is wrong with Natalie’s mouth?  She talks through her teeth.  Can’t she open her. mouth when she talks?  She needs a good kick in her ass or a straight jacket.

 

Exactly how Chantel would talk through her clenched jaw

[FrancescaFiore]

How hilarious would it be if once Mykull decided he couldn't get the K-1 Visa out of Angela anymore, he was just going to bilk her out of as many small kitchen appliances as he could get.

[Leilani]

15 minutes ago, Floatingbison said:

I am diagnosing her with the same condition the runaway bride has (remember her from about ten years ago.  Not the movie, a real person).  It's an actual medical condition identifiable by big buggy eyes.

It looks like Sanpaku eyes to me

[Frozendiva]

Sasha cannot do odd jobs under the table?

[sagittarius sue]

Time for Emily's ugly wedding dress!

[hookedontv]

The wedding dress lady frightens me. 

[firefly]

I got more than a little queasy when Big Ang pulled that wad of money out of her bra. That should have doubled the price!

[Armchair Critic]

1 minute ago, sagittarius sue said:

Blasphemy!

hahaaaa. But but but... I roller skated to "With A Little Luck". 

[Inga]

Omg with Emily’s new hair and pale skin, she looks like a dead bride in that dress 

[goofygirl]

Time to start drinking.  Tragic hair Emily and Sasha and the marriage. OY!  I just CAN'T with these two, Emily really pisses me off, just seems like a complete doofus.

[Frozendiva]

Just now, FrancescaFiore said:

How hilarious would it be if once Mykull decided he couldn't get the K-1 Visa out of Angela anymore, he was just going to bilk her out of as many small kitchen appliances as he could get.

He can start his own store!

[Archer27]

3 minutes ago, sagittarius sue said:

It's not just this show, it's all shows on TLC.

It is most people! 

[kacesq]

Dont worry Betsy. Maybe you'll like Emily's second husband better. 

[Angry Moldovan]

4 minutes ago, Armchair Critic said:

True confession, I like Paul McCartney and Wings better than the Beatles. Probably because I am more into the 70's (Gen X) and it was the music of my childhood. 

I'll show myself out...

I loved mull of kintyre, but the Beatles were better

[Gigglepuff]

Oy....that sales lady looks like a character from Dawn of the Dead or something. Scary. 

[Mercolleen]

Emily looks like a different person in each scene. WTF? Hair color, weight, eye makeup ... 

[Gobi]

1 minute ago, Frozendiva said:

Sasha cannot do odd jobs under the table?

I bet Julianna can.